Author Topic: Favorite Disney Movie for having sex with the characters. (Read 8772 times)

Tasty · « **on:** August 31, 2017, 08:51:24 PM »

I excluded a couple options no one would vote for anyways.

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2017, 08:55:06 PM »

Personally even a top 5 would be really difficult, but I have to go with Hercules, Lilo & Stitch, and Big Hero 6.

Huff · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2017, 09:01:48 PM »

No mary poppins option? tisk tisk

also have some nostalgia for bedknobs and broomsticks

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2017, 09:07:23 PM »

Aladdin for my obvious pick. It's just a good, fun movie with two comedians lending an air of goofy energy whenever they're onscreen. Great songs, too, and a great feeling of being in a different and strange place [medieval Arabia].

One of my less obvious picks is Fantasia [and I'm going to include Fantasia 2000 in with this] as being just a wonderful expression of artistic animation combined with stirring classical music to tell great stories. Night on Bald Mountain? Yes, please.

And my third, also a less obvious choice, is The Great Mouse Detective. It just doesn't get nearly enough love, in my opinion, but maybe I'm just in the minority because I really love Sherlock Holmes-style mysteries, which this does a great job of replicating. Vincent Price as Ratigan is really great, I could watch him in just about anything. Also, it was right in the middle of a period where Disney movies could get pretty dark at times.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2017, 09:27:15 PM »

101 dalmatians, sword in the stone, great mouse detective

Shoutout to bedknobs and broomsticks

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2017, 09:54:06 PM »

Lion King.

The part where the Hyenas eat Scar and then the rain falls and washes away the ruined Pride Rock, and Simba steps up to the mountain with that fucking music playing was the first time I experienced chills while watching a film and just thinking about now still gives them. It was the moment I knew I wanted to be an animator. What a fucking scene.

Bebpo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2017, 09:55:32 PM »

Oddball choice but Sleeping Beauty is one of the top3 for me just because the backgrounds are goddamn amazing.

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For normal movies, yeah Alladin/Beauty&Beast/Lion King/Little Mermaid are all top-notch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2017, 10:00:46 PM »

This is secretly a 'how old are you poll'

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2017, 10:01:17 PM »

I just watched and that scene is still perfection.

Lord have mercy

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2017, 11:06:11 PM »

What's the worst Disney movie? Probably Pocahontas, right? That movie was pretty garbo, especially coming off Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin, and Lion King. Paint with all the colors of deez nuts.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2017, 11:24:53 PM »

Worst Disney movie is Robin Hood or Atlantis. Both are from eras when their movies weren't as profitable or things were down in the industry.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2017, 11:35:06 PM »

Robin Hood, because it's responsible for furries.

But the real answer is obviously "literally any Pixar movie is better, even Cars 3"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2017, 11:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on August 31, 2017, 11:31:56 PM

Atlantis was trash though.

Treasure Planet was better.

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Titan A.E. was better.

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stufte · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2017, 11:47:31 PM »

If you didn't choose The Emperors New Groove, you're trash.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:33:09 AM »

I never saw Emperor's.

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:42:22 AM »

Aladdin (1992)
The Lion King (1994)
Hercules (1997)

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:56:31 AM »

I'm really the only one who voted Wreck It Ralph on this poll? Probably my favorite movie from them, along with Aladdin, Lion King, and Big Hero 6.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2017, 01:06:30 AM »

Responses to this poll revolt me. Especially because I for some reason responded.

I used to date a guy that’s now a manager or something for some world at Disneyworld. He gets off with interacting with the fans still. He used to be cool and fed me lots of ecstasy. I think he fried his brain somewhere along the line.

Bebpo · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2017, 01:55:57 AM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 31, 2017, 10:02:54 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on August 31, 2017, 09:55:32 PM
Oddball choice but Sleeping Beauty is one of the top3 for me just because the backgrounds are goddamn amazing.

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For normal movies, yeah Alladin/Beauty&Beast/Lion King/Little Mermaid are all top-notch.

How is Sleeping Beauty an oddball choice?

"Best Beatles album? I'm going to go with a real dark horse choice here and say Abbey Road."

I think Sleeping Beauty is a non-orthodox choice because outside the visuals it's kinda a slow and a bit dull film. It's classic for its time, but content-wise I wouldn't put it anywhere near the top-10 or even probably top 15 disney films. Yet the art is so incredible I'd rather re-watch it than almost any other Disney film because the backgrounds paintings are just so damn gorgeous.

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:17:22 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 01, 2017, 12:33:09 AM

I never saw Emperor's.

I didn't like it as much as I'd hoped. I keep meaning to go back and give it another try. Visually, it's awesome. I think it was the Aladdin team? Or I thought it was… and that made my expectations unrealistic.

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:48:40 AM »

The Lion King
Aladdin
The Little Mermaid

I haven't seen the majority of the movies on that list released before The Little Mermaid actually.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2017, 03:13:38 AM »

Alice in Wonderland
Sword in the Stone
Robin Hood

The fuck off my lawn

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2017, 03:39:45 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 01, 2017, 03:13:38 AM

Alice in Wonderland
Sword in the Stone
Robin Hood

The fuck off my lawn

I saw

during its initial theatrical run.

Git off my lawn, young'n.

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Edit - Oh, shit! 1963? I must've seen it in re-release, as Walt had always hoped his movies would be recirculated.

LET US ENJOY THIS LAWN TOGETHER.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:30:01 AM »

Snow White
Alice in Wonderland
Peter Pan/The Lion King

Lots of great nostalgia there though, but I guess those are my top 3!

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #24 on:** September 01, 2017, 07:40:17 AM »

Fantasia is the GOAT (and the one I voted for) but it's a tough question.

I have a fondness for the Jungle Book because some of the characters were rerolled into TailSpin decades later. Lion King is also up there.

Beauty and the Beast is overrated.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #25 on:** September 01, 2017, 08:55:38 AM »

It's all garbage

team filler · « **Reply #26 on:** September 01, 2017, 08:57:07 AM »

which one had the huge dicks on the vhs cover? that one!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** September 01, 2017, 09:35:14 AM »

Curious the last time everyone who voted for Fantasia saw it

Like yeah it was amazing when we were little, I showed it to my stepson a few years back and the response wasn't as warm

eleuin · « **Reply #28 on:** September 01, 2017, 11:36:30 AM »

No frozen votes

Rufus · « **Reply #29 on:** September 01, 2017, 11:40:06 AM »

Quote from: eleuin on September 01, 2017, 11:36:30 AM

No frozen votes

Those who've seen it probably had to endure it countless times because of their children.

Rufus · « **Reply #30 on:** September 01, 2017, 11:47:19 AM »

Quote from: stufte on August 31, 2017, 11:47:31 PM

If you didn't choose The Emperors New Groove, you're trash.

+1

It's the only one I went out of my way to watch more than once.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:12:36 PM »

I find you can usually tell a lot about a person if they really really like Lilo and Stitch. Sorta like if they really like Evangelion.

Also, Kronk's new groove was actually a pretty decent follow up to Emperor.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:17:18 PM »

Also better than like 95% of Disney's catalog: The Iron Giant.

agrajag · « **Reply #33 on:** September 01, 2017, 12:21:33 PM »

Too many good ones to choose from.

101 Dalmatians, Robin Hood, Aladdin, Beauty in The Beast, Little Mermaid, Lion King are all top notch.

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** September 01, 2017, 01:30:04 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 01, 2017, 12:12:36 PM

I find you can usually tell a lot about a person if they really really like Lilo and Stitch. Sorta like if they really like Evangelion.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #35 on:** September 01, 2017, 01:52:24 PM »

People who like Lilo and Stitch have massive issues and/or are pedos?

Tasty · « **Reply #36 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 01, 2017, 01:52:24 PM

People who like Lilo and Stitch have massive issues and/or are pedos?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:31:31 PM »

Also, Tasty, how dare you not include A Goofy Movie?

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:35:36 PM »

This shouldn't be limited to their animated films. Their best is The Watcher in the Woods. It still feels very Disney, too.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:38:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 01, 2017, 02:35:36 PM

This shouldn't be limited to their animated films. Their best is The Watcher in the Woods. It still feels very Disney, too.

Black Hole

Brehvolution · « **Reply #40 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:51:14 PM »

Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** September 01, 2017, 02:54:05 PM »

The first Witch Mountain is fairly good and weird, too. I liked that period where they made off kilter flicks. See also Return to Oz, Tron, Something Wicked This Way Comes (alright maybe this one is less off kilter, but it's still a dark kid's flick), Flight of the Navigator (it's kinda weird), Roger Rabbit (a co-production I believe, but still).

I swear the animation renaissance set them back in some ways, as though they realized they could make more money off less thematically kooky stuff. I bet even Roger Rabbit would never have been made if it didn't precede the renaissance.

Raist · « **Reply #42 on:** September 01, 2017, 03:04:04 PM »

Aladdin by a mile.

Tasty · « **Reply #43 on:** September 01, 2017, 03:32:40 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2017, 02:31:31 PM

Also, Tasty, how dare you not include A Goofy Movie?

Theatrical toons only breh.

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** September 01, 2017, 04:03:32 PM »

Goofy Movie came out in theaters. I saw it as a kid. That might actually be my favorite.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** September 01, 2017, 04:23:36 PM »

The Lion King by far.

non animation: Watcher In The Woods

benjipwns · « **Reply #46 on:** September 01, 2017, 04:24:24 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2017, 11:06:11 PM

What's the worst Disney movie? Probably Pocahontas, right? That movie was pretty garbo, especially coming off Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin, and Lion King. Paint with all the colors of deez nuts.

Funny enough, at least according to a few books and other stuff I've read, Pocahontas was internally considered to be their major EVENT blockbuster after Beast started the revival period that would lead to a whole chain of new Disney golden age like blockbusters copying it. It wound up with all the "best" people working on it in terms of artists and stuff. The Lion King was a lower tier side project that eventually got promoted to fill a gap in the schedule as Pocahontas hit a ocean full of delays.

This is also part of why there's only the seemingly unfinished Genesis version of the tie-in game. Unlike Aladdin and Lion King, the Disney people working on the film didn't help out by sending over drawings, music, etc. so it launched in January (seven months after the movie) rather than before Christmas during the wave of Pocahontas merchandise mania that never happened anyway at the stores.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #47 on:** September 01, 2017, 04:34:51 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #48 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:15:08 PM »

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benjipwns · « **Reply #49 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:20:39 PM »

Also, is it The Rescuers or The Rescuers Down Under that's weirdly dark and brutal.

I like the Hercules cartoon series more than I did the movie. James Woods actually continued to voice Hades, and the show took the Olympian Gods in general in more of a traditional direction. Also, IIRC it did a whole bunch of Greekified parodies of modern stuff that were voiced by the actual people because James Woods would get them to do it. At least what I watched of it while playing Civ II and DoD betas in the afternoons.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:22:58 PM »

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #51 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:49:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 01, 2017, 02:35:36 PM

This shouldn't be limited to their animated films. Their best is The Watcher in the Woods. It still feels very Disney, too.

Early 80's MATOOR Disney

Dragonslayer

benjipwns · « **Reply #52 on:** September 01, 2017, 05:57:32 PM »

I notice the poll leaves out the 1947 Academy Award for Best Song winner and basis for Splash Mountain.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** September 01, 2017, 06:08:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2017, 05:49:26 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 01, 2017, 02:35:36 PM
This shouldn't be limited to their animated films. Their best is The Watcher in the Woods. It still feels very Disney, too.

Early 80's MATOOR Disney

Dragonslayer

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Dragonslayer is straight up booty- any movie that asks you to believe that Janish from Ghostbusters 2 is your main protagonist is unbelievable.

However, the name "Vermithrax Pejorative" is the single most metal name for anything, ever. So that's pretty cool.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 01, 2017, 07:04:29 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 01, 2017, 05:57:32 PM

I notice the poll leaves out the 1947 Academy Award for Best Song winner and basis for Splash Mountain.

Yet it includes other racist Disney hits. #songofthesouthmatters

Valkyrie · « **Reply #55 on:** September 01, 2017, 07:22:33 PM »

When she looks at you like this

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** September 01, 2017, 07:35:01 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 01, 2017, 05:20:39 PM

Also, is it The Rescuers or The Rescuers Down Under that's weirdly dark and brutal.

I like the Hercules cartoon series more than I did the movie. James Woods actually continued to voice Hades, and the show took the Olympian Gods in general in more of a traditional direction. Also, IIRC it did a whole bunch of Greekified parodies of modern stuff that were voiced by the actual people because James Woods would get them to do it. At least what I watched of it while playing Civ II and DoD betas in the afternoons.

Rescuers Down Under was the dark one I think.

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 01, 2017, 07:22:33 PM