Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251831135&postcount=229

The toxic levels of hyperbole is giving me cancer.

Get on the level of Jon Tron

The end result of what JonTron believes probably resembles this

Seriously, folks: I don't think a lot of you are aware of the gravity of the situation the United States, let alone the world, is in right now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250826228&postcount=735

[Jenkem]

He didn't get perm'd. Well that may have changed after he starting whining on twitter about his ban though. Regardless, he's presumably

"not coming back because people don't want me there    :'( "

I'm 50/50 on if Bobby has the will power to resist coming back.  My immediate reaction is " He'll be back the minute his ban lifts, no way he can resist"

...but there's something special about this man we call Bobby Roberts, so after thinking about it for a few hours I've concluded that he's so far up his own ass that he could resist GAF.

Maybe I'm overthinking it?  I'll have to check my notes.

once the last jedi is released and he sees people talking about disney the temptation to return will be too high.

[Jansen]

[samfish]

Baby Hobbits has “quit” GAF before. At most he’ll stay away for like 3-4 months, just like last time. But the combination of his ego not getting the vitamins and nutrients it needs on Twitter (because no one likes him anywhere except GAF) + a new Star Wars cinematic experience will lure him back to GAF like a fly to shit.

I ga-run-tee it, kiddos.

[Jenkem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446998

 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446998

 

[cityhunter]

I hate everything about the dumbass phrase "Milkshake Duck". It just feels like one of those try-hard to be clever thing. Makes as much sense as a "Banana Platypus" moment which describes you shoving a cucumber up someone's anus while humming to show tunes.

Never heard anyone in real life use that phrase. Then again, I'm not in the US so english is not as common here.

[Rufus]

I hate everything about the dumbass phrase "Milkshake Duck". It just feels like one of those try-hard to be clever thing. Makes as much sense as a "Banana Platypus" moment which describes you shoving a cucumber up someone's anus while humming to show tunes.

Never heard anyone in real life use that phrase. Then again, I'm not in the US so english is not as common here.

It's a very young internet slang thing that started as a joke.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milkshake-duck

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Milkshake duck started off as a funny tweet about the weird internet stars that turned out to be awful people and now apparently means any famous person that has at any point said something I disagree with.

[Huff]

I can't wait to banana platypus someone this weekend

[agrajag]

filler is a milkshake duck for getting mad about my custom title

[samfish]

I’m gonna banana platypus every one of you motherfuckers. Pull your fucking pants down and unclench for my thick and creamy milkshake dick.

edit: and when I’m done I’m gonna leave your asses on the side of the road like a cremé brûlée otter.

[agrajag]

I’m gonna banana platypus every one of you motherfuckers. Pull your fucking pants down and unclench for my thick and creamy milkshake dick.

[Makai]

I'm happy, but it saddens me to know that I'll never be as happy as I would have been if colonialism and capitalism had never happened.

[agrajag]

I'm happy, but it saddens me to know that I'll never be as happy as I would have been if colonialism and capitalism had never happened.

okay

[team filler]

I'm happy, but it saddens me to know that I'll never be as happy as I would have been if colonialism and capitalism had never happened.

[TVC15]

I said the very same thing after I paid 120 beans for an NES Classic from a third-party seller on Amazon last December.

[clothedmacuser]

Twitter boycott.

Deactivated my account too. Twitter needs a wake up call.

You... could take the day off too...

It's 24 hours. Go for a run. Live. Do something else.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=251871860#post251871860

Yeah, that's gonna happen on GAF.

[TVC15]

Hold up, does anyone have time to write a thinkpiece? I think I have a good one. Maybe. Unless it’s been done.



DIGITAL COLONIALISM!

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Guys on GAF boycotting twitter for a day seems slightly less stupid than boycotting part of the inauguration.

[agrajag]

How will Bobby Roberts hold up boycotting GAF AND Twitter? He will have nowhere to rant.

[TVC15]

How will Bobby Roberts hold up boycotting GAF AND Twitter? He will have nowhere to rant.

Honestly, his twitter output disappoints me. No italics. No bold. No meaty, verbose posts. Diet Robby does not satisfy.

[etiolate]

But this is the most spoiler-free he's been since 1980

when he watched star wars as a zygote

[TVC15]

Ew, I’m actually imagining a scenario where I, ugghhh, use Twitter in order to bait him into a classic Bobby argument. Can someone drive to Oakland and slap my like a hysterical woman in an old movie?

[agrajag]

Snap out of it TVC!

[curly]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=251822132

I'm a fan of open world RPG - mainly Bethesda style games that have deep simulation. I've spent hundreds of hours in Skyrim but always had the one gripe that you I was unable to kill someone's partner and then become the lover/spouse of the bereaved character. Call it a quirk but I've always felt that it would add far more depth into the romance these games attempt and put some skin in the game for myself as a compelling emotional component. It makes the love with the character feel like something I've earned with my own hands - a love I was willing to do dirt for. I wouldn't do something like this in real life but within the confines of a game where its acceptable to play a thief etc... I don't get hung up on the any of the real-world moral melodrama.

Anyways, since its been a while since Skyrim, I was hoping that there's either a full game or modes to an existing game that would let me do this. If it can hit some (if not all) of the following features, it'd be great:
[LIST=1]

• Allow relationships to started or be ended with multiple characters
• Allow dialog options with the spouse you kill so they're aware of what you intend to do with their partner after their death. Extra points if they can show different reactions in the dialog tree
• Allow partners to go through a grieving period where yo can complete quests to win their affection
• Have Mass Effect style love scenes where depending on the effort you put into the relationship, they would state if you were better than their previous partner
• Have a main-character (or loyalty) quest for each bereaved spouse may discover what you did and depending on your previous quest successes and your speech stats, allows you to attempt to save your relationship with them
• If the couple had children, make side quests where you win their affection

Just from these few points already, you can already see how much more interesting and meaningful relationships in a game becomes.

 

hipbabboom is the last good poster on that website

[team filler]

there is no debate, disney has complete control of star wars.

[TVC15]

there is no debate, disney has complete control of star wars.

[TVC15]

Putting a modicum of thought into this, I don’t think I’m nuanced enough with Star Wars lore to bait him into anything. I’d just come across as an ignorable philistine.

[agrajag]

Putting a modicum of thought into this, I don’t think I’m nuanced enough with Star Wars lore to bait him into anything. I’d just come across as an ignorable philistine.

What you call "lore" is just a fancy dressing for saying BACKSTORY. Basic-ass, not-really-that-important backstory, kiddo. 

[TVC15]

Give me time to ponder. I have time. He will be boycotting Twitter tomorrow anyway.

[Raist]

Twitter boycott.
(Image removed from quote.)

Deactivated my account too. Twitter needs a wake up call.

Twitter: "OMG, shaking rn."

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251614088

Disgusting wealthism. Stop being poor you shitlord.

[VomKriege]

Well, look who's back...

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251835227

[Klelk]

How do we know that's really him? He's not even

[clothedmacuser]

Well, look who's back...

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251835227

Quoting slayven.  How far can you fall?


Slayven is a bot that quotes others and says "So much truth," or it posts a semi-relevant image from the civil rights era.  You can test it by posting a thread with the title "Black water shows up in Georgia swimming pools," and he will post a picture of black kids being denied access to swimming pools in the 60's.

Bishop is the anal parasite to a remora eel.   

[Boogie]

I'm happy, but it saddens me to know that I'll never be as happy as I would have been if colonialism and capitalism had never happened.

newsfeed pls.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Mods, plz turn into an emoji thx

[Momo]

99% of the forum

[Momo]

I'd get that comic so I can get a sensible chuckle whenever I see it.

[FunSlower]

There is 0% chance Bobby Roberts doesn't come back. It's the only place where people listen.

[Averon]

I'd be legitimately shocked if Bobby isn't back by the time The Last Jedi hits theaters. Can you imagine him sitting back and not trying to take over the official GAF TLJ and every other subsequent Star Wars thread coming out of TLJ?

Him returning to GAF just as TLJ hits will  be perfect timing for his return. Just enough time would have passed since his ban and "protest", and he can jump right into a subject (Star Wars) that many on GAF--bizarrely--thinks he's credible on.

[Nabbis]

You know, the fact that you guys keep talking about Robbie means he won. 

[FStop7]

I'm happy, but it saddens me to know that I'll never be as happy as I would have been if colonialism and capitalism had never happened.

sent from my iphone

[zomgee]

"

You know, the fact that you guys keep talking about Robbie means he won. 

"

he unironically posted in the neogaf thread.

[Momo]

 

[Nabbis]

"

You know, the fact that you guys keep talking about Robbie means he won. 

"

he unironically posted in the neogaf thread.

Yeah, im secretly from Voat. Just blew my cover like etiolate.

[FunSlower]

I'd be legitimately shocked if Bobby isn't back by the time The Last Jedi hits theaters. Can you imagine him sitting back and not trying to take over the official GAF TLJ and every other subsequent Star Wars thread coming out of TLJ?

Him returning to GAF just as TLJ hits will  be perfect timing for his return. Just enough time would have passed since his ban and "protest", and he can jump right into a subject (Star Wars) that many on GAF--bizarrely--thinks he's credible on.

It's like when a big wrestler is out for a long time with an injury and returns for the ROYAL RUMBLE

[Averon]

GAF virtue signaling so hard that they disregard the victims wishes to attack MacFarlane.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1447229


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251906204&postcount=197

Half of Gaf doesn't have friends or interact with normal people in real life in a normal way on a regular basis.

That can be further subdivided into the people who make insane threads about normal situations and the people who clog up these threads misunderstanding basic human interaction.

[D3RANG3D]

 

[railGUN]

NeoGAF users complaining about Twitter selectively enforcing their TOS is just 

[stufte]

NeoGAF users complaining about Twitter selectively enforcing their TOS is just 

When they were banning/suspending people they didn't like for seemingly random reasons they were all "YAH TWITTER, SLAY TWITTER!!"

[Dennis]

Talk..........to strangers.......?

REEEEEEEEE

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1447421

[TVC15]

You know, the fact that you guys keep talking about Robbie means he won.... 

...our hearts

[TakingBackSunday]

have we discussed this thread yet

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1447007

From the OP and his updates, it does sound like she was probably doing something shady

but good FUCK the responses in that thread.  are people that untrusting?

[stufte]

Talking about relationship issues on GAF, no wonder she's looking elsewhere.

[seagrams hotsauce]

have we discussed this thread yet

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1447007

From the OP and his updates, it does sound like she was probably doing something shady

but good FUCK the responses in that thread.  are people that untrusting?

like 90% of people are just saying 'dump her', what's the issue

[ModernBoxes]

Oops she's innocent. Dump her anyway coward. A real girlfriend wouldn't have made you worry.

Putting a modicum of thought into this, I don’t think I’m nuanced enough with Star Wars lore to bait him into anything. I’d just come across as an ignorable philistine.

Something something Kyle Katarn.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446755


GAF literally can't even.

[TakingBackSunday]

have we discussed this thread yet

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1447007

From the OP and his updates, it does sound like she was probably doing something shady

but good FUCK the responses in that thread.  are people that untrusting?

like 90% of people are just saying 'dump her', what's the issue

No, that's what I mean.  So many fuck her, dump her ass posts despite it being a more nuanced situation.

just feels super reactive is all