Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Let's Cyber]

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[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442624

This dude just Kramer'd himself out of a job. Or is it Costanza'd?

[benjipwns]

I can’t wait for YouTube stars too stop being a thing

[Let's Cyber]

These Stump posts are the best 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250856240&postcount=1058

Sometimes he'll drag someone for how many hours the spend on GAF per day, or bring up 5+ year old bans and drop some privileged info on a user only a mod or admin would know. Then all the idiots point and laugh as if the Stump-bomb won't ever be dropped on their head one day too. 

[agrajag]

Were you just playing a character on GAF? Sure seemed like you went out of your way to fit in with the herd over there.

 

This is a funny post because people have asked me if I'm just playing a character when I defend Mitch McConnell or call nazi-punchers insane.

what's up with that post where you were defending a pedo or something, you said the punishment was too harsh iirc

These Stump posts are the best 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250856240&postcount=1058

Sometimes he'll drag someone for how many hours the spend on GAF per day, or bring up 5+ year old bans and drop some privileged info on a user only a mod or admin would know. Then all the idiots point and laugh as if the Stump-bomb won't ever be dropped on their head one day too. 

At the very least the first three posts he got banned look like they were pretty innocuous. He got banned for calling a youtuber an idiot, when other youtubers, gaming journalists, and celebrities get called much worse names on a daily basis without any punishment.

[benjipwns]

These Stump posts are the best 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250856240&postcount=1058

Sometimes he'll drag someone for how many hours the spend on GAF per day, or bring up 5+ year old bans and drop some privileged info on a user only a mod or admin would know. Then all the idiots point and laugh as if the Stump-bomb won't ever be dropped on their head one day too. 

that second post tho, and the one before it in the thread, the neverending and entirely strange review scales are/are not like school grades debate on NeoGAF.com

also how it combines with stump's first and third links to create the impression he was on some kind of jihad against Angry Joe and anyone else who rated The Division lower than he liked

[team filler]

bring back bobrob

[benjipwns]

5/10 isn't a reasonable score.

The gameplay is solid, it's a decent length game and the features are well implemented. There are 3 known expansions coming out.

It suffers from copy/paste missions but anything that is open world and MMO is going to have that.

7/10 is reasonable. 5/10 is something that isn't complete or is fundamentally broken or bad.

5/10 isn't average. That's an 'F'. 'C' is average.

1-4 are progressively better from 'absolute garbage', 'there's a game here somewhere', 'it's a game but it doesn't work' and 'shows promise but not like this'.

Which school system did you go to where 50% was a passing 'average' grade.

1 - 10 scale is based off of the traditional school grading scale, only divided by 10. 7.5 = 75% = 3.5 stars = C .

But I mean, if the dude wants to reinvent the wheel, go nuts. I just hope he uses those new found horizons of a 3/10 being kind of shitty and a 7/10 being pretty damn good.

[Momo]

bring back bobrob

www.thebob.com

[agrajag]

Oh yes, now I remember. Yeah, when everyone is working under the presumption that you knew what age the girl was (as I did when I read the thread), the reaction will be pretty 

It's crazy though, how actual confirmed pedophile Amir0x and Dennis were allowed to post for years.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442624

This dude just Kramer'd himself out of a job. Or is it Costanza'd?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250861520

You're just coming up with ideas and storyboards, not producing actual videos at this point. Don't stress out.

This is how i read it too. Even if you know jack shit about social media it can't be too hard to come up with a decent idea.

And "go look YouTube tutorials".

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250869806

Storyboarding is easy. Just think about a beginning, middle, and end. Write those first. Then write how to get to them. And there it is.

[Jenkem]

Jack is multiplying?

[TVC15]

This thread needs some real drama. It’s running on fumes.

[VomKriege]

This thread needs some real drama. It’s running on fumes.

Give me back my wife, TVC !

[Joe Molotov]

This thread needs some real drama. It’s running on fumes.

It's been a while since we had any big news about banned pedophile neogaf celebrity Amirox or Robby Boberts.

[Averon]

Who would have thought an annoying smug asshole like Bobby is what brings us all together. What will happen to The Bore if Bobby is ever perm'd from GAF?

[Momo]

Who would have thought an annoying smug asshole like Bobby is what brings us all together. What will happen to The Bore if Bobby is even perm'd from GAF?

[Nabbis]

Who would have thought an annoying smug asshole like Bobby is what brings us all together. What will happen to The Bore if Bobby is even perm'd from GAF?

More posts about Bobby from Bobby on The Bore.

[Averon]

 Is Bobby narcissistic enough to join a forum that openly mocks him just so he can continue to take over threads, quote himself, and continue to constantly prove his Star Wars cred?

[TVC15]

Who would have thought an annoying smug asshole like Bobby is what brings us all together. What will happen to The Bore if Bobby is ever perm'd from GAF?

He's truly the heart of this forum. We need a return of HUELEN or terrsius or another one of the mega-awful classics to fill this gaping hole.

[thisismyusername]

Jack is big timing you so hard right now like the cunt that he is and you're letting him do it, in public if you wheel. 

did you know Jack is a cardiovascular surgeon

Explains the Hillary stanning, then. Big Money roller.

[agrajag]

Is Bobby narcissistic enough to join a forum that openly mocks him just so he can continue to take over threads, quote himself, and continue to constantly prove his Star Wars cred?

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

spoiler (click to show/hide)

kiddo 

[close]

[FStop7]

This Fantano thread has got me fucked up. :/ NeoGAF is full of some of the lamest people around. They're the living embodiments of that No Fun Allowed robot from Futurama. I'm not dumb enough to think they represent the "Left" but it definitely confounds me to witness the culture change. Leftism used to be so hip and reactionary. Offending people was cool, or at least just part of a joke. George Carlin, South Park. I dunno, man. Now memes are alt-right and enjoying absurdist humor makes you a Nazi. But mostly it's the moral authoritarianism that's just so fucking lame. When I was growing up it was just the whack white people who wouldn't let their kids watch R movies because it profaned the Bible or whatever. Those people are still around but suddenly I'm also surrounded by people who think a meme is racial violence.

Shrill, humorless, authoritarian, cowardly, lacking self-awareness and empathy.  Tipper Gore style left wingers.

[Nabbis]

This Fantano thread has got me fucked up. :/ NeoGAF is full of some of the lamest people around. They're the living embodiments of that No Fun Allowed robot from Futurama. I'm not dumb enough to think they represent the "Left" but it definitely confounds me to witness the culture change. Leftism used to be so hip and reactionary. Offending people was cool, or at least just part of a joke. George Carlin, South Park. I dunno, man. Now memes are alt-right and enjoying absurdist humor makes you a Nazi. But mostly it's the moral authoritarianism that's just so fucking lame. When I was growing up it was just the whack white people who wouldn't let their kids watch R movies because it profaned the Bible or whatever. Those people are still around but suddenly I'm also surrounded by people who think a meme is racial violence.

Shrill, humorless, authoritarian, cowardly, lacking self-awareness and empathy.  Tipper Gore style left wingers.

The only left thing about Gaf is healthcare and welfare policies. Not that i don't agree with those but they don't know what the fuck they are talking about most of the time, it's like having a moron support the same things...

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442297

I was very excited for this game and yet was not aware of JonTron's involvement. To then hear that he has not been removed from the finished product is dismaying. I was signed up to make the OT for this game. Cross-posting what I just posted in the OT thread:

Due to issues surrounding A Hat in Time brought to my attention by Cerium, I concur that a dialogue needs to take place regarding whether or not it's appropriate to platform this game on GAF due to the JonTron controversy. Mod input would be appreciated.

I don't know much about the JonTron controversy or really care, but seriously?  Not discussing a game because he's in it as a minor voice actor or whatever?  LOL.

[daemon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442297

I was very excited for this game and yet was not aware of JonTron's involvement. To then hear that he has not been removed from the finished product is dismaying. I was signed up to make the OT for this game. Cross-posting what I just posted in the OT thread:

Due to issues surrounding A Hat in Time brought to my attention by Cerium, I concur that a dialogue needs to take place regarding whether or not it's appropriate to platform this game on GAF due to the JonTron controversy. Mod input would be appreciated.

I don't know much about the JonTron controversy or really care, but seriously?  Not discussing a game because he's in it as a minor voice actor or whatever?  LOL.

Found the white supremacist ^

[TVC15]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442297

I was very excited for this game and yet was not aware of JonTron's involvement. To then hear that he has not been removed from the finished product is dismaying. I was signed up to make the OT for this game. Cross-posting what I just posted in the OT thread:

Due to issues surrounding A Hat in Time brought to my attention by Cerium, I concur that a dialogue needs to take place regarding whether or not it's appropriate to platform this game on GAF due to the JonTron controversy. Mod input would be appreciated.

I don't know much about the JonTron controversy or really care, but seriously?  Not discussing a game because he's in it as a minor voice actor or whatever?  LOL.

Hiring JonTron is probably the best thing that happened for this game. If it wasn't for this, nobody would be even talking about this game. It looks terrible. Like the shit Sega fans would have to talk themselves into pretending to like.

[Momo]

Like the shit Sega fans would have to talk themselves into pretending to like.

[daemon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442297

I was very excited for this game and yet was not aware of JonTron's involvement. To then hear that he has not been removed from the finished product is dismaying. I was signed up to make the OT for this game. Cross-posting what I just posted in the OT thread:

Due to issues surrounding A Hat in Time brought to my attention by Cerium, I concur that a dialogue needs to take place regarding whether or not it's appropriate to platform this game on GAF due to the JonTron controversy. Mod input would be appreciated.

I don't know much about the JonTron controversy or really care, but seriously?  Not discussing a game because he's in it as a minor voice actor or whatever?  LOL.

Hiring JonTron is probably the best thing that happened for this game. If it wasn't for this, nobody would be even talking about this game. It looks terrible. Like the shit Sega fans would have to talk themselves into pretending to like.

[TVC15]

The writing in this thread is hypnotically bad. I don't normally like to pick on this sort of shit unless it's done by Arvie.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1443002

First things first my Dads alive and well.... for now

Basically as some may of seen my last thread I'm gone in a healthy lifestyle. Yay me!

So basically I was in my parents kitchen chopping up some raw chicken to cook with a sharp knife as you do, so during when cleaning all the utensils I used on my raw chicken my Mam was moaning at me about everything I do wrong like she loves to do lol.
Thing is, my mind was occupied on listening to her I didn't get to the knife yet, so my Dad decides to float in and cut himself and butter some bread, he was done before the Lovely Mammy was finished her daily rant at me, then when I got to clean the knife...well... there was butter on it.

Was too late by time to tell him to stop.
Then I did what any loving son would do and say absolutely nothing as he enjoys his fresh Salmonella bread.

It's more my fault of course as I should of being more alert and had everything that touched raw chicken out of the way.

But on the other hand why is he using an in clean knife.

In anyway if I tell him then I'll die so for the long term goal is probably best I say nothing and plan the funeral now.

What do you think GAF?

In all seriousness though the Chicken is from a high end butchers and really fresh so what's the chances of him actually getting sick?

Cheers GAF

[ToxicAdam]

I don't feel so bad about the American education system anymore.

[Brehvolution]

High end butcher 

[Jenkem]

amir0x's pre-trial hearing was today at 1:30pm eastern

[TVC15]

amir0x's pre-trial hearing was today at 1:30pm eastern

Ooo, how long before we get news?

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250926074&postcount=22

[nachobro]

Ooo, how long before we get news?

Well this is his docket sheet so when something changes it'll get updated here
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017

[Raist]

https://kotaku.com/5784314/the-nintendo-theyve-tried-to-forget-gambling-gangsters-and-love-hotels

Please don't click on this link, unless you want to support sex slavery, gambling, the yakuza and the worst of them all: Kotaku 

That isn't to say Nintendo was originally run by Japanese gangsters.

Well yeah, not originally.

[Jenkem]

I think there are more people on GAF that care more about the optics of video games rather than video games themselves.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=250792481#post250792481

You’re arguing semantics. The game’s easiest difficulty with all auto mods on, which was how I played, means that I literally could have just done nothing during most encounters and still beat the game. I could have put the controller down and watched the game play itself. I don’t see how that’s really any different than just having a “skip” button.

Holy christ I hate this guy.

There's nothing wrong with playing a game on easy as long as you enjoy it. But wanting large sections of games to "play themselves" because you can't be arsed to do so yourself is insane to me. Just watch a let's play instead of putting down 60 bucks. Why even bother with videogames?

I mean, FFXII did it, and it didn't even have an easy mode

[WanderingWind]

If I ever give a shit about how people play single player games, I hope somebody takes me out to a nice, open field and asks me what that one cloud looks like as they tearfully load up a shotgun.

[Raist]

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250794059

I'll never play through the copy of Undertale I bought because the twitch combat was too difficult for me, not to mention repeated so often that I would get sloppy and burn through health items.

I really wanted to like and enjoy Undertale, but didn't have the option to do so because it leans so heavily on repeating the same combat encounters over and over if you explore certain areas, inevitably burning through a very finite health resource.

to the max. That game can be beaten without a single fight, can't it ? (Or barely any.) Seems like a weird example to harp on.

I guess you still have to dodge some attacks tho.

[clothedmacuser]

I wonder how many times a day Enzom says "What?  I'm not attacking you?  You are the one being hostile, I'm incredibly CALM Goddammit!!"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250942691&postcount=157

[thisismyusername]

Ooo, how long before we get news?

Well this is his docket sheet so when something changes it'll get updated here
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017

Still waiting a trial date, apparently?

[clothedmacuser]

lol, enzom still aggro in that thread.   That guy sure wasn't hugged enough as a child.

[stufte]

lol, enzom still aggro in that thread.   That guy sure wasn't hugged enough as a child.

And his imaginary friend called him the N word. Or REALLY wanted to.

[counterhit]

The fact that slowly but surely "low difficulty" is becoming synonymous with "inclusive" and "high difficulty" with "exclusionary" convinces me I'm in a nightmare dystopian world that is about to reveal itself.

[TVC15]

I wonder how many times a day Enzom says "What?  I'm not attacking you?  You are the one being hostile, I'm incredibly CALM Goddammit!!"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250942691&postcount=157

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250945061&postcount=172

I see Enzom has found a new way to accuse people of hating him because he's black.

[WanderingWind]

The fact that slowly but surely "low difficulty" is becoming synonymous with "inclusive" and "high difficulty" with "exclusionary" convinces me I'm in a nightmare dystopian world that is about to reveal itself.

Cuphead not only is problematic because it apes a style that was popular during the heyday of lynchings, but it's non-exclusionary difficult is highly suspect as well. I know what the "tone" of the game was going for. I'm not mad at it, it's just to be expected from two brothers who look exactly like the type of people who would vote for Trump.

[Jenkem]

The fact that slowly but surely "low difficulty" is becoming synonymous with "inclusive" and "high difficulty" with "exclusionary" convinces me I'm in a nightmare dystopian world that is about to reveal itself.

Cuphead not only is problematic because it apes a style that was popular during the heyday of lynchings, but it's non-exclusionary difficult is highly suspect as well. I know what the "tone" of the game was going for. I'm not mad at it, it's just to be expected from two brothers who look exactly like the type of people who would vote for Trump.

Let's not forget its cultural appropriation of Jazz and Ragtime music into toxic white gamergater culture.

[stufte]

I shouldn't even have to explain why this image is problematic.

[seagrams hotsauce]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=250791563#post250791563

I think I realized who is the worst of the worst when it comes to gaming side at GAF, and it's totally Glass Shark.

Dude's such a petulant whiner in that skip a boss fight thread. Even complains about the naming convention for the difficulty settings in Wolfenstein.

Was he the dude that actually made that thread a while back crying about the Wolf difficulty names? That shit was hilarious

[VomKriege]

Not the OP for this 2015 thread. Still hilarious.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1006600

The imagery only seems appropriate if you are designing a mode that is actually designed for a baby to play!

[Jenkem]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250954082&postcount=1287

"Youtubers are like the new celebrities. So the same stuff happens. They get too much with their fans in a position of power, and especially for male celebs, bad shit goes down."

one of these days he'll get pussy with all this virtue signaling, one of these days...

[venereology]

I play a lot of games on normal or lower depending on how bored I am with it and just want to get to the end, but Halo isn't even fun until Heroic

most bored I've ever been playing a multiplayer game was when some dumbass friends refused to play Halo 4 coop on anything but easy. at a point I decided to do nothing but melee for the rest of the game and it still sucked

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250945061&postcount=172

I see Enzom has found a new way to accuse people of hating him because he's black.

[Joe Molotov]

TIL that because I think Ninja Gaiden Black is the best action game, Dark Souls is the best series out there right now, and Halo plays best on Heroic or above, I'm basically a member of the KKK.

The KKK often promoted themselves as being protectors of white women.

[WanderingWind]

So this Fantano = alt-right article is from the Fader. You know, the pub Needle Drop is basically putting out of business. And these dumbfucks are just buying it? How fucking actually distinguished mentally-challenged can you possibly be?