Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[Jenkem]

Wow, mobile bias is real

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-says-super-mario-run-has-yet-to-reach-acceptable-profit-point-nearly-1-year-after-launch.2845/#post-320828

Fuck mobile "gaming"

Just knee jerking by the title: Gee, I wonder why? Maybe because they haven't updated it in months!? Meanwhile, Fire Emblem, Magikarp Jump, et. al. get updated and are making them money?

mario run was literally updated like 2 weeks ago

[Tasty]

From that Ninteno demographics thread:

(Image removed from quote.)

Maybe it's just me but do those under 18 numbers look kind of bleak for their future?

no? under 18 has no money compared to other age brackets and the switch hasn't even been out a year and hasn't even been in one holiday sales season.

That doesn't negate his point. Nintendo's future is dead as far as the younger generation cares. Why do you think they went whole-hog on the 20-something demographic with the Switch reveal? Only old neckbeards give a damn about Nintendo now a days.

Wish I had that chalkboard pic handy.

1995: Nintendo's future is dead outside kids
2002: Nintendo's future is dead
2007: Nintendo's future is dead outside grandmas and babies
2013: Nintendo's future is SUPER dead
2017: Nintendo's future is dead outside 20-somethings

Stay mad haters.

[H.I.V.E.]

The woman that doesn't want to stand in a shower surrounded by a bunch of penises when she goes to swim is the normal one. You can't say all men are rapists and to always be afraid then say not those and you should feel comfortable around them when you are the most insecure.

Perma banned 

[H.I.V.E.]

Nintendo is taking a gamble obviously, they are counting on people ages 20 don't all die soon 

[demi]

u got permabanned? lul. wheres your post im gonna join in on the dogpiling and say how awful you are

[H.I.V.E.]

u got permabanned? lul. wheres your post im gonna join in on the dogpiling and say how awful you are

Not me lol some girl on resetera posted that and got dogpile than perma.

I am smart enough to know to stay clear from that topic there 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Dehumanizing pornography 

cheeseburger isn't a slur. Every day new shit and even a slur isn't always that depending on context. Stop giving words so much damn power. Is gay a slur? Black?

It's one thing to think that we shouldn't give certain words so much power (which I would agree with in certain cases) but very much another to just handwave it as not being a slur. it is absolutely used as a pejorative term 

[Freaky Fred]

Clearly not with lethal intent. His point is that had the suspect been black, he'd be dead, that innocent and even unarmed black supposed threats are put down without any questions asked. I think he's on to something.

I think just about any time a cop shoots someone it is with lethal intent. This guy got shot and didn't die.  I don't disagree that there have been many unjustified police shootings making headlines the past few years, but I'm not here to argue US cop race relations with you, especially after a quick glance at your post history. I thought it was a stupid post and laughed at it, feel free to disagree or post that dwaynejohnsoneyeroll.gif you seem to enjoy.

[headwalk]

my dad in the 90s was the proto PC game dad. management games, flight sims, strategy games, racing games. it was very much "dad's computer" and if it didn't come with a manual the size of the bible he wasn't interested.

in 2017 he's been reduced to a lobotomised app store zombie, slamming his mushy thumbs against whatever endorphin generator he's had suggested to him by adsense. seeing him like that makes me think i should start looking up clinics in switzerland.

[ModernBoxes]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252945108&postcount=4

So they let a terrorist who has killed people survive even though hes brandishing a fake gun they thought was real but they kill our own citizens,who many times pose no threat to anyone.... RIP to the victims. This guy should have been shot down.

GAF is better off dead than having 470 replies like this

What's wrong with what he said?

For one thing, the suspect was shot

Clearly not with lethal intent. His point is that had the suspect been black, he'd be dead, that innocent and even unarmed black supposed threats are put down without any questions asked. I think he's on to something.

Swollen bringing the facts. Haha just kidding.

[StealthFan]

Old folks got less time for complicated ass shit

[counterhit]

Also seeing Krejlooc again. Ugh, that dipshit is so annoying.

Along with some cool posters, all the fuckheads who somehow got themselves banned on GAF are back. I realized this too late.

orthodoxy1095   

[headwalk]

Old folks got less time for complicated ass shit

he's got time to make his own vape juice because he's too cheap to buy the real stuff.

bloke's got time.

[Vertigo]

No man would play The Sims.

Take that comment back Dennis.

 

[nachobro]

Nintendo 

Assimilate and these other trash posters 

[StealthFan]

I know chicks are the main players of the franchise now (shit have been since at least 2) but The Sims owns. Yes I'll play computer doll house (half homo)

[Himu]

Please to the bore.

[Eel O'Brian]

This thread had turned into this weird compacted forum where every post splinters off into a subforum. It's too much to keep up with, I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read a page filled with half a dozen different topics all at once.

[Shrew]

Never posted on Gaf, I just ended up here because it's the superior site.

[Jansen]

i have to read morons trying to argue that cheeseburger isn't a slur while my bff Creepy Stalker is still shunned from thebores light.

god move light ect

[H.I.V.E.]

This thread had turned into this weird compacted forum where every post splinters off into a subforum. It's too much to keep up with, I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read a page filled with half a dozen different topics all at once.

Think of it as a big party. Everyone is drunk. Thick smoke in the air, the music is loud and the party guests are all banned from the nightclub neogaf and had to go to this guys house party.

[Assimilate]

I'm understanding this place more by the day. Consists of mainly grumpy older dudes that didn't fit in with the hyper woke folks from GAF. Now they sit on the ledge peering in wondering what could have been. Good thing new blood came in here. This place was smelling like old man ass.

Cindi, should we vote to ban a member and close the thread again? Maybe this time it will go your way 

[H.I.V.E.]

i have to read morons trying to argue that cheeseburger isn't a slur while my bff Creepy Stalker is still shunned from thebores light.

god move light ect

  Morons? That is worse than distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and linked to the eugenics movement. What a disgusting post.

[Freaky Fred]

What happened to narwolf?

Too much final fantasy?

[OathToOrder]

The woman that doesn't want to stand in a shower surrounded by a bunch of penises when she goes to swim is the normal one. You can't say all men are rapists and to always be afraid then say not those and you should feel comfortable around them when you are the most insecure.

Perma banned 

Link?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nice avatar. What's the source?

[close]

[Shrew]

Lol if you post in the OT instead of the gaming section

[H.I.V.E.]

The woman that doesn't want to stand in a shower surrounded by a bunch of penises when she goes to swim is the normal one. You can't say all men are rapists and to always be afraid then say not those and you should feel comfortable around them when you are the most insecure.

Perma banned 

Link?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nice avatar. What's the source?

[close]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/j-k-rowling-accused-of-being-a-trans-exclusionary-radical-feminist-terf.2655/page-4

#183

Seems it isn't perma afterall 

Source is lewd gaming or something.

Edit: seems like lots of people there won't have any of it. Maybe most members are not Social Studies Warrior.

Edit2: forum changes justice to studies 

[agrajag]

man, kevin spacey's accusations couldn't come at a worse time, considering he's playing a very perverted (and worse) POTUS, since people can't help but associate a character to an actor.

Man, kevin spacey's accusations couldn't come at a worse time, so soon after tyler malka's shower scandal

[Assimilate]

Be wary of predatory penises. Didn't your mom teach you that?   

[etiolate]

Zardoz taught me all that

[nachobro]

  thank you mods

[H.I.V.E.]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-realistically-can-be-done-about-toxicity-in-gaming.2957/page-8

#357

First actual perma ban on resetera?

[Tektonic]

behold, the voice of the mod

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

 

[OathToOrder]

^ benji is a mod on RE?

big if true

[Bulleta©™®]

Whoa, someone got banned.

Nah, that's just what Van Cruncheon's account always says.

I got Drinky'd. After 15+ years.

[OathToOrder]

Just saw Dennis on RE.

Dennis8K

8K

[Coax]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-realistically-can-be-done-about-toxicity-in-gaming.2957/page-8

#357

First actual perma ban on resetera?

Someone was permed a couple days ago without any notice/message and kinda hush-hushed. Some mod discovered they shared the same username on KF. Why anyone would use the same name there to discuss GAF/RE (or anything) is beyond me, though ironically GAF apparently has no issues with them

[H.I.V.E.]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-realistically-can-be-done-about-toxicity-in-gaming.2957/page-8

#357

First actual perma ban on resetera?

Someone was permed a couple days ago without any notice/message and kinda hush-hushed. Some mod discovered they shared the same username on KF. Why anyone would use the same name there to discuss GAF/RE (or anything) is beyond me, though ironically GAF apparently has no issues with them

KF? So ban wasn't based on anything they did at resetera or?

[Coax]

KF? So ban wasn't based on anything they did at resetera or?

Nope. They seemed fine otherwise judging by their post history.

[H.I.V.E.]

KF? So ban wasn't based on anything they did at resetera or?

Nope. They seemed fine otherwise judging by their post history.

That's messed up. I still don't know what KF is.

[Raist]

behold, the voice of the mod

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

 

Warnings are the most effective tool we have to shape user behaviour.

[Nola]

KF? So ban wasn't based on anything they did at resetera or?

Nope. They seemed fine otherwise judging by their post history.

That's messed up. I still don't know what KF is.

Same here. What is KF?

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1456191&page=4

All updated!
Let's get to 150 signatures people!

[Coax]

That's messed up. I still don't know what KF is.

Kiwi Farms. A site that mostly revolves around poking fun at users/communities around the web they take interest in, including GAF/RE. Probably the more controversial thing they're known for is the occasional doxxing by some users.

[Assimilate]

They're going after NPR execs now.

It won't end and the media as a whole is to blame. I'm borderline at conspiracy theory levels now. How can these people not know how the world has been all these years? or do they not care?

It's either three things, or a combination of the three:

1. Russia/China is behind this. It's part of the plane to rip apart the very fabric of Western Society.

2. The media is going to eat themselves for clickbait profit.

3. Those within the media with absolutely zero talent want to oust the ones with talent (which always has dark sides, no one with fucking an inch of talent doesn't have a bad side) so they feed into 1. and 2 to accomplish the goal.

[H.I.V.E.]

That's messed up. I still don't know what KF is.

Kiwi Farms. A site that mostly revolves around poking fun at users/communities around the web they take interest in, including GAF/RE. Probably the more controversial thing they're known for is the occasional doxxing by some users.

Ah that Aussie boards? That's lame they would ban for that.

[Nola]

They're going after NPR execs now.

It won't end and the media as a whole is to blame. I'm borderline at conspiracy theory levels now. How can these people not know how the world has been all these years? or do they not care?

It's either three things, or a combination of the three:

1. Russia/China is behind this. It's part of the plane to rip apart the very fabric of Western Society.

2. The media is going to eat themselves for clickbait profit.

3. Those within the media with absolutely zero talent want to oust the ones with talent (which always has dark sides, no one with fucking an inch of talent doesn't have a bad side) so they feed into 1. and 2 to accomplish the goal.

Who the fuck is "they?" Victims of sexual assault? The fucking horror lol.

Should The Post just not of reported on this if the victims that came to them turned out to be credible in their eyes? Sounds like inaction would of been the worst choice.

[I'm a Puppy!]

They're going after NPR execs now.

It won't end and the media as a whole is to blame. I'm borderline at conspiracy theory levels now. How can these people not know how the world has been all these years? or do they not care?

It's either three things, or a combination of the three:

1. Russia/China is behind this. It's part of the plane to rip apart the very fabric of Western Society.

2. The media is going to eat themselves for clickbait profit.

3. Those within the media with absolutely zero talent want to oust the ones with talent (which always has dark sides, no one with fucking an inch of talent doesn't have a bad side) so they feed into 1. and 2 to accomplish the goal.

Borderline?

[Coax]

Ah that Aussie boards? That's lame they would ban for that.

Well, Kiwi, but I get why they'd want to ban them given how they'd feel about the site's reputation. I just don't understand some posters' desire to always retain the same handle for every community, given they know how users from GAF can be. Just pick something different at least.

[H.I.V.E.]

Ah that Aussie boards? That's lame they would ban for that.

Well, Kiwi, but I get why they'd want to ban them given how they'd feel about the site's reputation. I just don't understand some posters' desire to always retain the same handle for every community, given they know how users from GAF can be. Just pick something different at least.

It is fun to ask kiwi if Aussie 

Well I get what you are saying. I did it however for resetera. Figured I wasn't gonna get accepted... talked with some mods there and they all said they think the bore is a shithole and mostly rightwingers who post here.

But they also read this thread they told me. They have assigned people to check mentions on other sites. Hopefully they won't ban me. I am a good person.

[OathToOrder]

Ah that Aussie boards? That's lame they would ban for that.

Well, Kiwi, but I get why they'd want to ban them given how they'd feel about the site's reputation. I just don't understand some posters' desire to always retain the same handle for every community, given they know how users from GAF can be. Just pick something different at least.

It is fun to ask kiwi if Aussie 

Well I get what you are saying. I did it however for resetera. Figured I wasn't gonna get accepted... talked with some mods there and they all said they think the bore is a shithole and mostly rightwingers who post here.

But they also read this thread they told me. They have assigned people to check mentions on other sites. Hopefully they won't ban me. I am a good person.

 

Hi, ResetERA staff!! The fact that you guys think that this is a right wing site is troubling and says a lot about your sheltered worldview. Enjoy being GAF 2.0

[Bore Expert]

 

[team filler]

 

[Tektonic]

 

[Assimilate]

They're going after NPR execs now.

It won't end and the media as a whole is to blame. I'm borderline at conspiracy theory levels now. How can these people not know how the world has been all these years? or do they not care?

It's either three things, or a combination of the three:

1. Russia/China is behind this. It's part of the plane to rip apart the very fabric of Western Society.

2. The media is going to eat themselves for clickbait profit.

3. Those within the media with absolutely zero talent want to oust the ones with talent (which always has dark sides, no one with fucking an inch of talent doesn't have a bad side) so they feed into 1. and 2 to accomplish the goal.

Who the fuck is "they?" Victims of sexual assault? The fucking horror lol.

Should The Post just not of reported on this if the victims that came to them turned out to be credible in their eyes? Sounds like inaction would of been the worst choice.

We have entered the age of SEXUAL ASSAULT. Everything is an assault now.  If this is the case i can't even imagine the amount of girls i could ruin at their low to mid-level corporate jobs

 

[H.I.V.E.]

There is sexual assault and all those scum needs to be called out and shit on at the very least.

Then there is knee tapping. That is nothing.

[Assimilate]

Then there is knee tapping. That is nothing.

Stop. Knee tapping is sexual assault, didn't you hear?   

[OathToOrder]

You alt-right assholes speaking in code using emojis?

[H.I.V.E.]

You alt-right assholes speaking in code using emojis?

First the angry birds movie then the emoji one. Sony is up to something and I don't like it.

[Nola]

They're going after NPR execs now.

It won't end and the media as a whole is to blame. I'm borderline at conspiracy theory levels now. How can these people not know how the world has been all these years? or do they not care?

It's either three things, or a combination of the three:

1. Russia/China is behind this. It's part of the plane to rip apart the very fabric of Western Society.

2. The media is going to eat themselves for clickbait profit.

3. Those within the media with absolutely zero talent want to oust the ones with talent (which always has dark sides, no one with fucking an inch of talent doesn't have a bad side) so they feed into 1. and 2 to accomplish the goal.

Who the fuck is "they?" Victims of sexual assault? The fucking horror lol.

Should The Post just not of reported on this if the victims that came to them turned out to be credible in their eyes? Sounds like inaction would of been the worst choice.

We have entered the age of SEXUAL ASSAULT. Everything is an assault now.  If this is the case i can't even imagine the amount of girls i could ruin at their low to mid-level corporate jobs

 

Not everything, but allegedly sticking your tongue down someone’s throat in an obvious power play move would likely classify as it.

Not sure what taking out weird ads in the adult services section of a newspaper for someone you talked to about hiring and inviting potential hirerees to a hotel for room service lunch constitutes as, but certainly unprofessional and creepy.