BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back

[zomgbbqftw]

There's enough of us here now I think to try and get a thread going, as always the main rule is if you're offended by something then it's your problem, not mine.

[smksd]

I thought the one rules was if you're a paedo cunt Jedeye will catfish you and post the evidence?

[Jerry]

Terrible thread name.

[zomgbbqftw]

Terrible thread name.

Fuck you, Jerry.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

[Dennis]

Brexbore?

[benjipwns]

I see you guys didn't read the agreement when you joined our Union.

[Jerry]

Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Brexbore?

Gafxit

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.

spud?

[zomgbbqftw]

Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.

spud?

COYS

[Jerry]

Take a gander at my signature.

I've been having a great time rubbing it in to my scouse boss this morning, and half the office are gooners and have been very quiet lately. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

DEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ban this filth

Actually Im happy you guys are doing great.

Maybe you can have a dvd at the end of the season how you put on the pressure

[J Tourettes]

Already better than the gaf thread.

[Jerry]

[AdmiralViscen]

There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf

[Jerry]

There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf

I thought The Bore was meant to be better at taking jokes than GAF was

[Cerveza mas fina]

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So?

Great fun, and we have a shot at winning.

Remember when you guys won a trophy? Me neither.

I'm not even a spurs hater, but the praise you guys get for nothing is hilarious

In comparison Arsenal get slammed while winning 3 FA cups in 4 years, supposedly by teams with no backbone

[Jerry]

So?

Great fun, and we have a shot at winning.

Remember when you guys won a trophy? Me neither.

Better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low.

[Cerveza mas fina]

But you guys are not even aiming at anything

Is there any prize you could win?

Spurs is the perfect "also ran" team

Then next year: Kane gone, Spurs scraping to be in the top 10

[demi]

There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf

I thought The Bore was meant to be better at taking jokes than GAF was

I thought it was funny, ignore him

[headwalk]

was all up for this thread till i realised a yiddo started it. fuck off with your excellent manager, young team of decent players and new stadium that is both the right shape and not rented.

you're going to continue to win fuck all, starting with being toppled on wednesday by the mighty irons.

[zomgbbqftw]

was all up for this thread till i realised a yiddo started it. fuck off with your excellent manager, young team of decent players and new stadium that is both the right shape and not rented.

you're going to continue to win fuck all, starting with being toppled on wednesday by the mighty irons.

Lol, spammers. Looking forward to relegation?

[Jerry]

But you guys are not even aiming at anything

Is there any prize you could win?

Spurs is the perfect "also ran" team

Then next year: Kane gone, Spurs scraping to be in the top 10

https://i.imgur.com/pbQnTOG.png
🤔🤔🤔

Kane isn't going anywhere.

He's said multiple times every time the question is bought up that hes happy and wants to stay.

I look forward to you lot scraping 6th when Ozil and Sanchez are gone though.

[headwalk]

wouldn't actually mind it terribly. a trip down to league one would suit me, out the dildo brothers and stop paying rent on the toilet bowl only to shack up with dag and red. get to watch football in a proper football ground again.

[headwalk]

we'll still win a cup before you do though. even if it's the johnston's paint trophy.

[Jerry]

I cant hate West Ham after they took a toilet bowl shaped bullet for us tbh.

[Coax]

I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp

[zomgbbqftw]

wouldn't actually mind it terribly. a trip down to league one would suit me, out the dildo brothers and stop paying rent on the toilet bowl only to shack up with dag and red. get to watch football in a proper football ground again.

Fair enough, the parasites at the top of your club are bleeding you dry tbh,I'm amazed that ENIC have been so fair with investment in Spurs. Hopefully the board won't sell to some consortium once the stadium is built.

[headwalk]

honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar or gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.

[zomgbbqftw]

honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar and gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.

Because we're winners at life.

[Jerry]

honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar and gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.

Confirmation bias, I think the same about you and the gooners.

We can all agree Chelsea fans are the worst because on top of all that they are plastic rent boys.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I mean, sure City and Chelsea are 

On topic: Kane will 100% leave for Real when they make the move. To think otherwise is crazy.

Yes you are top of the group this year for now wowowow, weve been there. The road is very very very long.

[zomgbbqftw]

I mean, sure City and Chelsea are 

On topic: Kane will 100% leave for Real when they make the move. To think otherwise is crazy.

The board won't sell for less than Neymar money. I'm confident he'll stay.

[Cerveza mas fina]

So they will pay Neymar money. Also when he wants to go they will let him go. And when Real comes he will want to go. It will dawn on him after you fail to win anything again this season.

The fact you drew at Bernabeu means you can compete with Real.

[zomgbbqftw]

So they will pay Neymar money. Also when he wants to go they will let him go.

He's said he wants to be a one man club, plus RM don't have Neymar money, they would have to sell to buy, and it means losing big names that Zidane won't want to lose.

[Jerry]

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/11090746/harry-kane-admits-he-would-love-to-remain-at-tottenham-for-the-rest-of-his-career

But yeh, football.

My Sunday league team is doing well this year, up to 5th with a game in hand, 2 wins on the bounce. #callmeupsouthgate

[Cerveza mas fina]

If he becomes a one club man, mad respect, but in 2017 its hard to believe for that caliber of striker at such a club like Spurs. And I don't mean that as a burn.

Spurs is just not on that level of Barca, Real, Bayern and a few select other where you can see yourself stay all your life AND win some shit.

[headwalk]

never had a problem with city's support myself. online is one thing but in person they've usually been decent people. if someone other than the irons has to win the league, it might aswell be them. it's like having the trophy go into holding for some banking consortium.

[J Tourettes]

I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp

Most did but the pace doesn't suit everybody. Lots of aspies shouting.

[zomgbbqftw]

I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp

Most did but the pace doesn't suit everybody. Lots of aspies shouting.

One, and I wonder who let him in. 

[Frankie_baby]

Afternoon fellow cunts, never really bothered with britGAF might do here but probably wont

[Jerry]

Im off to see Royal Blood end of November, cant wait. Heard they're amazing live as well

[hungrynoob]

scotland here, but even if gaf came back, am i fuck returning to gaf. Might kick about here longer term.

[J Tourettes]

scotland here, but even if gaf came back, am i fuck returning to gaf. Might kick about here longer term.

I don't think any of us are, majority are perma'd.

[J Tourettes]

Im off to see Royal Blood end of November, cant wait. Heard they're amazing live as well

I heard they were moderately entertaining.

[CatsCatsCats]

Hello British people, I enjoy your television programmes

[Yeti]

Paddington Bear is pretty cool

[Corporal]

Can you cunts gripe about Brexit every other day or so, or whenever Maybot or her inbred imbeciles do something stupid again?

I guess it's become a habit from lurking in the Brexit threads for so long... the positive spin would be, to witness the inspiring sight of a bunch of people enduring their suffering and impending doom with wit and zest, and get an inside view of the clusterfuck. With live updates and newspaper clippings.

[Broseidon]

footballists should be rounded up. There's other stuff to chat shit about than that boring af sport you know

[J Tourettes]

Can you cunts gripe about Brexit every other day or so, or whenever Maybot or her inbred imbeciles do something stupid again?

I guess it's become a habit from lurking in the Brexit threads for so long... the positive spin would be, to witness the inspiring sight of a bunch of people enduring their suffering and impending doom with wit and zest, and get an inside view of the clusterfuck. With live updates and newspaper clippings.

I voted out and my wife's an immigrant. Shame I was banned as that little tidbit would've driven them crazy.

[toku]

UK drill is great and is up there with french trap for the most nihilistic music being made rn so cheers for that



"all sorts of violence/anywhere goes that's broad day knifings"

 

[DCharlieJP]

ah, Arsenal - one of the most entertaining fanbases there is

worth seeing them get beaten just for this sort of comedy :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI

[Rich!]

I'm sitting here catching up on brand new episodes of both red dwarf and robot wars. I also played on my dreamcast.

I feel like I've stepped into a time portal back to 1999. well it would be if it wasn't for the fucking daim bar I've got here

[Cerveza mas fina]

ah, Arsenal - one of the most entertaining fanbases there is

worth seeing them get beaten just for this sort of comedy :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI

dont do this to me fam

arsenal fan tv is cancer

[BangaLore]

Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

[Jerry]

Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

[J Tourettes]

Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

[CatsCatsCats]

I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with

[zomgbbqftw]

I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with

Wenger is a paedo.