BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back

[Jerry]

I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with

They play in the Europa League.
Their best players are running down their contracts to leave on a free.
Wenger is a peado.

[BangaLore]

Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

that's the other song in my head right now! holy shit 

[Jerry]

Someone bought in 2 dozen crosstown donuts to the office today. RIP

[Cerveza mas fina]

How is Wenger a peado?

[Jerry]

I mean, just look at him, he's deffo always got some werther's originals ready to go. Also:

[Cerveza mas fina]

Spurs fans 

[Jerry]

Is there a football thread here?

[J Tourettes]

Apparently this one, you boring fucks.

[Jerry]

I noticed you only got involved the minute burgers came up. You need another string to your bow my friend.

[Raist]

I'm not a brit (thank fucking god for that) but I've been living here for nearly ten years.
Can I post here or you cunts are going to tell me to go back to a thread related to my own country?

[Jerry]

Tell us what your home country is so we can be more specific with our insults

[Raist]

Tell us what your home country is so we can be more specific with our insults

ur mum

Yes, it doesn't follow. Don't care.

[zomgbbqftw]

I'm not a brit (thank fucking god for that) but I've been living here for nearly ten years.
Can I post here or you cunts are going to tell me to go back to a thread related to my own country?

I'm going to get a Theresa van to harass and then deport you to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

[Jerry]

If the north of England wanted to brexit from the south, where would the theoretical line be?

[Raist]

M25. It's always the M25.

[zomgbbqftw]

The top of London plus a few commuter towns to Bristol. That's the glorious south, everything else is the desolate North.

[Jerry]

IMO somewhere between Cambridge and Coventry.

[Cerveza mas fina]

There is no football thread because I am the only one that posts that cares.

[Jerry]

Well now there would be 2 of us.

Seems like a bad idea

[DCharlieJP]

There is no football thread because I am the only one that posts that cares.

bitch please

[Daffy Duck]

What's up mother fucka's

[BlackMage]

Fucking brit scum.. you redcoat fucks are stinkin' up the joint 

[Daffy Duck]

Fucking brit scum.. you redcoat fucks are stinkin' up the joint 

Please don't ban me, I'm only joking around.

[J Tourettes]

M25. It's always the M25.

Fuck that, London post code (n,w, e or s) or gtfo

[J Tourettes]

I noticed you only got involved the minute burgers came up. You need another string to your bow my friend.

That was on bore lite, traitor.

[Jerry]

The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. 

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive

[J Tourettes]

Shit like that is one of the many reasons I don't miss office work. In my last office job, some twat of a manager that I hated organised a 'wear an outrageous hat or wig to work' day. I tipp -ex-ed on a hat I owned 'Everybody that I work with is a cunt' and paid my pound entry fee.


Best quid I've ever spent

[tiesto]

Someone on FB from Skegness added me the other day... that can't be the name of a real town, can it?

[Rich!]

Someone on FB from Skegness added me the other day... that can't be the name of a real town, can it?

yes. don't go there.

we have many odd/weird/funny town names, by the way. Skegness is actually perfectly normal in comparison

[hungrynoob]

butlins m8

[Jerry]

My favourite place name is Sandy Balls

[Rich!]

My favourite place name is Sandy Balls

Crinkly bottom

[Raist]

The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. 

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive

Dress up as a responsible and efficient coworker.

[Jerry]

The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. 

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive

Dress up as a responsible and efficient coworker.

Seems like too much effort.

[Aeptia]

DEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ban this filth

Actually Im happy you guys are doing great.

Maybe you can have a dvd at the end of the season how you put on the pressure

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Sounds like Tottenham 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Spuds getting hammered

[headwalk]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WHEN TOTTENHAM FUCKED IT UP

have it you bottling tampons.

[Jerry]

Enjoy Billic all season and getting relegated

[headwalk]

since he just did your muggy lot over, you could at least spell his name right.

[CatsCatsCats]

What uh, what did you think it was?

[Aeptia]

What uh, what did you think it was?

Brits are boring perhaps?

[Broseidon]

F O O T B A L L

[Raist]

What uh, what did you think it was?

People who are really into sponges?

[Jerry]

We're Britta water filter enthusiasts

[blaze]

suppose I'll shack up here with ye colonists

[Corporal]

What uh, what did you think it was?

Brits are boring perhaps?

No no no, the other way around. It's a thread for those with a fetish for boring into Brits. Torture porn and all that. Normally us norms would recoil in horror, but it's an all-inclusive age now, so these filthy perverts can just live out their fantasies of drilling into Brits all day everyday, for all to see.

Me, I'm just here for the metaphysical part. I get off on the holes opening in their hearts whenever their football teams get reamed, or Brexit gets mentioned. Nothing beats a distressed Brit who's digging into their rich heritage of English language puns and vocabulary.

[Raist]

I've only bored into one brit so far in all my time here.

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She was pretty kinky tho

[close]

[Jerry]

The last 2 weeks has been slightly windy in London, and apparently trains cant handle it.

I dont think theres been a day in the last couple weeks that hasn't had delays/cancellations on my line.

They do a thing where you can claim money back on fares if your journey is more than 15 minutes delayed, I did it the other day for an hour delay and they gave me 50 fucking p, cheek of it.

[WanderingWind]

Anybody know of any place hiring American writers? Will work for visa.

I miss London every damn time I leave. I'm sure if I lived there, things would change, but of all the cities I've visited in the world, it's still my favorite. Y'all are lucky to live there, those that are.

[Raist]

The last 2 weeks has been slightly windy in London, and apparently trains cant handle it.

I dont think theres been a day in the last couple weeks that hasn't had delays/cancellations on my line.

They do a thing where you can claim money back on fares if your journey is more than 15 minutes delayed, I did it the other day for an hour delay and they gave me 50 fucking p, cheek of it.

Trains can't handle anything.
Was late for a meeting once because the northern line was suspended due to "clearing leaves on the tracks". Let's not mention the chaos that ensues when there's about 1 inch of snow.

[Musha_Soturi]

Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?

[demi]

Footy thread is here if you're into that sort of thing mate

[J Tourettes]

Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?

Bore bore, not war war

[J Tourettes]

Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems yo.

[Corporal]

Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems to.

Eh, you got to leave early and left the mess for someone else to fix, meaning less work for you. I'd call that a win.

[Aeptia]

Anybody know of any place hiring American writers? Will work for visa.

I miss London every damn time I leave. I'm sure if I lived there, things would change, but of all the cities I've visited in the world, it's still my favorite. Y'all are lucky to live there, those that are.

I sure don't feel lucky

[J Tourettes]

Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems to.

Eh, you got to leave early and left the mess for someone else to fix, meaning less work for you. I'd call that a win.

Normally, yes but I'm in charge of the lighting side of this project and my boss took away most of my labour a couple of weeks ago. It'll still be there waiting for me tomorrow morning, alas.

[Corporal]

Why in tarnation would you want to migrate to London right now, with Brexit looming over those poor islanders like a sneaky fart during a romantic dinner date for two.

At least wait until some sort of certainty has established, or go with the Heisenberg tactic and apply for Irish citizenship as a backup plan.

Normally, yes but I'm in charge of the lighting side of this project and my boss took away most of my labour a couple of weeks ago. It'll still be there waiting for me tomorrow morning, alas.

Well, still got out early and still didn't have to face the music now. Lesser win, but still a win. You gotta take what life throws your way. Just act all surprised tomorrow. "How strange, yesterday everything still worked fine. Boss, looks like I'll be busy today. Can you assign someone to take over my chores, I need to troubleshoot this." Ideally, this means your boss will be stuck doing menial work while you sit on the loo and browse bore.

[Jerry]

Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?

FootBore* missed a trick there.

[J Tourettes]

Well, still got out early and still didn't have to face the music now. Lesser win, but still a win. You gotta take what life throws your way. Just act all surprised tomorrow. "How strange, yesterday everything still worked fine. Boss, looks like I'll be busy today. Can you assign someone to take over my chores, I need to troubleshoot this." Ideally, this means your boss will be stuck doing menial work while you sit on the loo and browse bore.

It's nice to dream. On the positive side, got to hear my baby's heartbeat for the first time today.