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tale

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So since all the NeoGAF drama of message board schisms - it got me to wondering about some of the "classic era" posters - whatever happened to Opa, Mina, Reirom, Olimario and all those other edgelords from the opa-ages and the multiple xxx-ages that were a precursor to EvilBore and ultimately this hallowed ground upon which I type these words.

Where are they now, and I wonder what they think of all this hullabaloo ..

BlackMage

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they all died of natural causes..
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demi

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Whatever happened to BlackMage? Last I heard he almost killed someone drinking and driving? That's crazy
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Diunx

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They all went off to have successful careers in the IT field.
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BlackMage

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Whatever happened to BlackMage? Last I heard he almost killed someone drinking and driving? That's crazy

ive done terrible things  :'(
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Dennis

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Nursing home.

ToxicAdam

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It was all just one guy posting from all those accounts. He went on to become the editor at Breitbart.


Atramental

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Olimario is married and has a kid.  :doge

Acosta

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They went back to their planet.


TVC15

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They all went off to have successful careers in the IT field.

Probably the truth.

Whatever happened to Best Poster of All Time Boa Constrictor?
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demi

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I got one: Diablos
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TVC15

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What about Abrader? I coulda gay married him. He’s probably dead.
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pilonv1

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reirom (or someone doing a good impression of him) posted on slaent in the NBA thread for a while last year
itm

We're still around.

http://hippo-ages.com/viewforum.php?f=1

(fuck you, demi)

reirom (or someone doing a good impression of him) posted on slaent in the NBA thread for a while last year
it's the real reirom

demi

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Hi fancie, glad OA is still around
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TakingBackSunday

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opa-ages  :donot
püp

opa-ages  :donot
That's a name that takes me back. I don't remember anything about you, though.  :-[

Does Flame of Callander still post here? Oli showed us pics of his wife, who turned out to be quite the looker. How people change...

demi

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So is hippo-age OA, or is there an actual OA still?

FoC hasnt posted in a long while.
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ToxicAdam

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Was Cynastia real or fake? She used to post all the time and disappeared.


It's the "real" OA in that everyone from OA posts there. Annon, who ran www.opa-ages.com, killed the site after Saint Cornelius posted his real name somewhere or other. Reanimated then appeared out of nowhere after like five or six years of hibernation and started a new OA, but he'd become a really paranoid antisemite and it turned a lot of us off. SO... Hippo/KBear, who also seemed to appear out of nowhere, decided to start a new OA behind closed doors to keep out Corn and his friends, and that's the story of Opa Age in the year 2017.

Was Cynastia real or fake? She used to post all the time and disappeared.
Believe she's real. Nolan/Ellrick was married to her. He's still around, though he disappears for months at a time.

demi

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So is Teh still around?
fat

Yes.

He's "Billy Ocean."

Futami's the only missing legend. (That I can remember). He disappeared after Reanimated Ages flopped.

demi

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I put Doom Troopers on my SNES Classic in honor of him
fat

Did you ever hear about The Nigerian becoming a pornstar? True story.  :nsfw

demi

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I did hear about it from PhoenixDark on here, but never saw the videos. Are they somewhere?
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agrajag

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So Olimario has a wife and a kid and living a normal life while Amir0x is in awaiting his sentence and Evilore is living the nightmare of being a one-mod-army, fevereshly deleting and locking posts about his shower assault and resetera links. Sounds like Olimario won.

demi

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Do you talk to Gumby, or is he still fine dining with Survivor stars?
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Phoenix Dark

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He became a porn star?

Not only is he a porn star, he did a gang bang scene where he was basically last in line, wearing a shirt while everyone else was completely naked, and beating his limp dick while everyone else was either half or full erect. As a long time fan of BBC porn I gotta say he's a fucking disgrace.
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Do you talk to Gumby, or is he still fine dining with Survivor stars?
Nope.

We kind of fell out of touch with each other. Next thing I know, he's on Survivor. Haven't heard from him since. I don't think he wants to be associated with OA, so he's cut all ties.

demi

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Damn - well I'm glad you guys are all alive and well still (seriously).
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TVC15

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He became a porn star?

Not only is he a porn star, he did a gang bang scene where he was basically last in line, wearing a shirt while everyone else was completely naked, and beating his limp dick while everyone else was either half or full erect. As a long time fan of BBC porn I gotta say he's a fucking disgrace.

Link?
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Joe Molotov

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He became a porn star?

Not only is he a porn star, he did a gang bang scene where he was basically last in line, wearing a shirt while everyone else was completely naked, and beating his limp dick while everyone else was either half or full erect. As a long time fan of BBC porn I gotta say he's a fucking disgrace.

Link?

Sounds like some Ebaumsworld shit, check there.
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TVC15

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He became a porn star?

Not only is he a porn star, he did a gang bang scene where he was basically last in line, wearing a shirt while everyone else was completely naked, and beating his limp dick while everyone else was either half or full erect. As a long time fan of BBC porn I gotta say he's a fucking disgrace.

Link?

Sounds like some Ebaumsworld shit, check there.

Alright, if I'm not going to get a link, PD, at least reveal if he actually had a BBC.
serge

He became a porn star?

Not only is he a porn star, he did a gang bang scene where he was basically last in line, wearing a shirt while everyone else was completely naked, and beating his limp dick while everyone else was either half or full erect. As a long time fan of BBC porn I gotta say he's a fucking disgrace.

Link?

Sounds like some Ebaumsworld shit, check there.

Alright, if I'm not going to get a link, PD, at least reveal if he actually had a BBC.
LBC, I'm afraid.

TVC15

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Cool seeing you, enjoy bell woods. Hope you're doing well.
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samir

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Who was that dude who tried to sell bottled water but someone stole his idea or some shit? Is he still around?

That's the same person we're talking about.

TVC15 = White Man? Hey, man. Long time... I've always been too dark this for this forum, so I've been hidden away behind the lock gates of Opa Age.

demi

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Who was that dude who tried to sell bottled water but someone stole his idea or some shit? Is he still around?

That's Nigerian, who we are talking about. He used to post here often under "The Black Stallion" - plenty of history with the guy here.

TVC is White Man yes
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CatsCatsCats

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Ooooh was wondering if the hysterical black stallion would be popping up, didnt know they were the same

Steve Contra

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Is Enjoy Bell Woods the dude that was obsessed with the Super Furry Animals?
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demi

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Yup, afaik
fat

Yes, that's me.  8)

demi

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Bacon was here earlier when Opiate was posting, so he seems fine. Does Rooter still post? :rootroot
fat

Yes, both Bacon and Rooter are alive and well.

What about Kara? Maybe all the tax prep studying was finally too much.

Brehvolution

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elektricluv
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AdmiralViscen

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Does this still work

Shitbin


Nope. Was that what autocorrected to The Black Stallion is hysterical or was it something else


Which season of survivor are we talking about

BlackMage

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Does Emperor Kenjiro post at this hippo ages place?
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Yes, Kenjiro is still there.

Happy to answer more OA-related questions.

If you guys really want to see The Nigerian's video, I'll find it.

Am I allowed to post this link?

 :nsfw Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register:nsfw

demi

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LOL, but that doesnt really show much.

what the fuck dog fart network

porn sites are fuckin weird man
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Positive Touch

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olimario may have a family now, but that doesn't make you not a fucking dirtbag or a creep. guaranteed that guy is gonna have a bathroom spycam to catch his kid's friends or some shit
pcp

Oblivion

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I miss drohne and Segata.  :'(

Phoenix Dark

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I'll get you the link later today TVC
elektricluv

She's on twitter, doing good.
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Joe Molotov

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What about Kara? Maybe all the tax prep studying was finally too much.

I believe Bebpo has hung out with him IRL lately, iirc.
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I remember the name drohne, but can't remember anything about them. Were they on OA? Kara doesn't ring any bells...

demi

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drohne used to post on GA and I think OA but wasn't exactly a shitposter with a history. Karakand I think is the same, but he gave me some free games so he's ok.

Do you guys still talk about morphix? Last I seen he was running some dog food store.
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