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[Van Cruncheon]

Wind waker > ocarina of time

pedophile

[Yeti]

Chuck Rock>Bonk's Adventure>Joe & Mac

[Van Cruncheon]

dragonforce > muse

[nudemacusers]

Pedophilia > liking rogue one

[TVC15]

only zelda game worth a fart is BOTW

I think you forgot a game

[Van Cruncheon]

imagine dragons > muse

[nudemacusers]

Travis > muse

[nudemacusers]

Puddle of mudd > hair and shred metal

[Leadbelly]

I got in an argument with Gary whitta over him telling me nobody in san francisco says "frisco", fuck that guy.

He was also involved in one of the worst movies ever made. And it wasn't even 'so bad it is funny' bad, just bad bad.

[LurkinMerkin]

Jesus christ

Also

Sword of Vermillion > all 2d Zeldas

That one’s ferreal

That’s some horrible horseshit but bless you and Van Cruncheon for praising and remembering Sword of Vermillion. Tell me you also love Miracle Warriors and you’ll forever have my heart.

[nudemacusers]

I got in an argument with Gary whitta over him telling me nobody in san francisco says "frisco", fuck that guy.

He was also involved in one of the worst movies ever made. And it wasn't even 'so bad it is funny' bad, just bad bad.

Which of book of Eli, rogue one or after earth do you mean? All are a detriment to the art form.

[Van Cruncheon]

gary whitta? duder is super-talented. one of the best sci-fi scriptwriters working today, and really good-looking, too. bet he has a cock like an industrial auger.

[Van Cruncheon]

Jesus christ

Also

Sword of Vermillion > all 2d Zeldas

That one’s ferreal

That’s some horrible horseshit but bless you and Van Cruncheon for praising and remembering Sword of Vermillion. Tell me you also love Miracle Warriors and you’ll forever have my heart.

<3

i'd also let wonderboy spank my jewels

[nudemacusers]

Kurt cobain guitar playing incl after death > satriani

[Leadbelly]

I got in an argument with Gary whitta over him telling me nobody in san francisco says "frisco", fuck that guy.

He was also involved in one of the worst movies ever made. And it wasn't even 'so bad it is funny' bad, just bad bad.

Which of book of Eli, rogue one or after earth do you mean? All are a detriment to the art form.

Well After Earth. Book of Eli isn't terrible just not that good.

[nudemacusers]

Not being able to quote properly = liking rogue one 

[nudemacusers]

The GAP > Nirvana

Mods delete my account.

[Van Cruncheon]

i wanna be clear, saying rogue one is among the "best" star wars movies is like praising etoilet's last couple comments in this thread.

[LurkinMerkin]

Not being able to quote properly = liking rogue one 

[Van Cruncheon]

frankly, i'd rather marathon diablo cody's entire works while sitting in willco's naked lap than endure another star wars tweenshite trashpic

[Leadbelly]

Having a big shit > masturbating.

[nudemacusers]

frankly, i'd rather marathon diablo cody's entire works while sitting in willco's naked lap than endure another star wars tweenshite trashpic

Her entire body of working includes stripping tho

[Van Cruncheon]

i think you missed the part where i'd be sitting perched atop federwang's glistening loins

[nudemacusers]

i think you missed the part where i'd be sitting perched atop federwang's glistening loins

That’s just a freebie prostate party

[Clockwork5]

Nobody cares anymore. You were wrong. Don't do that nonsense. Move on.


Rank franchises that have been dead for over a decade

Metroid > Final Fantasy > Resident Evil > Tomb Raider

Three of those franchises are about the best they have ever been.

[TVC15]

I just ate a bigass black bean and rice burrito > tugging it to splosh porn < choggle pants

[thisismyusername]

The GAP > Nirvana

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Nobody cares anymore. You were wrong. Don't do that nonsense. Move on.


Rank franchises that have been dead for over a decade

Metroid > Final Fantasy > Resident Evil > Tomb Raider

Three of those franchises are about the best they have ever been.

Shame Resident Evil isn't one of those.

[nudemacusers]

Having a big shit > masturbating.

When your asshole pulses after a hard, long Chinese takeout shit 

[thisismyusername]

Also Book of Eli would've been fine if it wasn't for that stupid ass "lol he's blind and the word of god protected him!" twist wasn't in the movie.

[Van Cruncheon]

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[Clockwork5]

Gotta be a clean shit though. None of that muddy nonsense.

[Leadbelly]

Having a big shit > masturbating.

When your asshole pulses after a hard, long Chinese takeout shit 

lol

That sounds like one that splatters the sides of the toilet bowl.

[LurkinMerkin]

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MODS HELP

[Jenkem]

 

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[Great Rumbler]

Well, I didn't think that this thread could possibly get any worse, but I guess I should learn not to underestimate you filthy degenerates.

[Leadbelly]

Gotta be a clean shit though. None of that muddy nonsense.

Yeah, a nice clean break so there is not much wiping. You know you're in shit heaven then.

[Clockwork5]

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Are these the quality posts you all think the juniors around here are incapable of?

If so...You may have a point.

[Rise]

 

[nudemacusers]

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saying "Harder, daddy!" to the turd as it splits you in half and makes you its slut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>maintaining a properly balanced diet

[thisismyusername]

Well, I didn't think that this thread could possibly get any worse, but I guess I should learn not to underestimate you filthy degenerates.

You think my post about us stopping but keep going was a joke!?

WELL SURPRISE, FATHERFUCKER.

[nudemacusers]

Pinching a hard shit in half with your sphincter muscle > attending the birth of your children

[nudemacusers]

[TVC15]

Van Cruncheon’s eventual death:

https://m.

[nudemacusers]

Van Cruncheon’s eventual death:

https://m.

Needs some sort of motorcycle to be fully accurate

[Clockwork5]

Having a wank to the Sonic pics in this thread > sex

[thisismyusername]

May Allah lead us to Jesus who will tell us to go to hell thanks to this thread.

[Joe Molotov]

The GAP > Nirvana

The Gap Band > Nirvana

Oklahoma's best R&B group.

[Van Cruncheon]

that ep of csi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> force awakens

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The GAP > Nirvana

The Gap Band > Nirvana

Oklahoma's best R&B group.

You dropped a bomb on me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>teen spirit

[Clockwork5]

Let's be real,

Nirvana > whatever bullshit you probably listen to.

You all are getting me heated.

[Van Cruncheon]

you don't hafta be left out! come to seattle and we'll share a walgreen's dumpster with you

[TVC15]

Vashti Bunyan > every other 20th century pop musician.

[Cryo]

Late Registration > The College Dropout > Yeezus > The Life of Pablo > Graduation > My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perfect Timing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 808's & Heartbreak

[nudemacusers]

[Cryo]

  rumbler pls nuke

[Great Rumbler]

Guys...I just noticed that Creepy Stalker's account was active this morning.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh come now, nirvana had like 3 musical ideas and had expended them all by in utero and Kurt knew it. If he hadn't offed himself no one would still be talking about nirvana today.

[Clockwork5]

Jazz Jackrabbit >>>>>>> Super Mario bros. 3

[TVC15]

Flying Burrito Bros version of Wild Horses > Rolling Stones version