Trump had no clue what the fuck he was doing. But his supporters said: "You know this guy is fucking right! Mexicans should pay for walls and the Clintons should be in jail" and he said: "Yeah, I'm right, I'm totally right, I'll double down on all the dumb things"
So Conway told him: "You can still win this" and he said: "Whatever you say honey" (literal quote from aboard Trump force one)
And then about 1 million Americans walked in in the voting booth thinking: "Yeah, I'm voting for Donald Fucking Trump, I loved that rally"
59 million more walked in and thought: "Wait, what the fuck, Donald Motherfucking Trump is actually on the ballot. Am I dreaming lol. What the fuck would happen if I vote for this nutjob, you know what, let's find out."
Seriously, voting Donald J. Trump, celebrity blowhard, Twitter Troll in chief into the highest office of government. The illuminati wouldn't let that slide.
So Trump walked into the office, stunned to see his underpaid employees there. "Congrats, Mr. President". "Wait wtf, happend to the Illuminati, like Morgan Freeman in a robe telling me what to do, the deep state and all that"
"Well they don't really exist." "WAIT WAT? WE have to do THIS now?" "IVANKA!! jARED!!!"
1 year later he managed to somehow get the show in the road, much thanks to John Kelly and his own lucky charm.
Yet, Resetera/CNN still freaks at every Tweet/phrase/rally/idea the man completely out of his element can muster.