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[Atramental]

Someone once said there’s no free lunch when it comes to diet and biology.

For example, I have to eat gluten free bread now instead of regular bread because I’ll have intense pain in my guts and have liquid shits for days. But apparently gluten free bread isn’t that healthy either due to the substitute binding agent they use instead.

So I’m probably fucked in a different way in that regard.

Whatever tho, I’m here for a good time not a long time. 

[nachobro]

Someone once said there’s no free lunch when it comes diet and biology.

For example, I have to eat gluten free bread now instead of regular bread because I’ll have intense pain in my guts and have liquid shits for days. But apparently gluten free bread isn’t that healthy either due to the substitute binding agent they use instead.

So I’m probably fucked in a different way in that regard.

Whatever tho, I’m here for a good time not a long time. 

That's why it's best to just eat Taco Bell

[FStop7]

the fucking worst vegan/veggie substitute is fake cheese and cheese slices pretending to be american cheese. Slimy gross as fuck shit that melts into an oil slick of hate.

Daiya and other fake cheeses me poop like a maniac, too. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-i-got-fed-beef.19944/

So let's get this straight.

OP is a "vegetarian" yet eats chicken. (OP edited their post to now say "was a vegetarian.")
Wants a healthy diet yet orders fried boneless chicken sandwiches.
Is a picky eater yet eats at A&W.

Who the fuck are these people. Why are they so completely helpless.

I mean there's an 11 page thread on ReRe about people who proudly refuse to wipe their butts along with lots of nervous responses.

[stufte]

wait, how can you NOT wipe your ass? are they using a bidet or something? what in the fuck?

[Clockwork5]

The only reason I would refuse to wipe my ass is if I was in prison for child porn and my cell mate tried to swoon me by pissing on my mattress.

[agrajag]

wtf is A&W I thought it was a root beer brand

[samfish]

the fucking worst vegan/veggie substitute is fake cheese and cheese slices pretending to be american cheese. Slimy gross as fuck shit that melts into an oil slick of hate.

Can confirm. My kid has a severe dairy allergy so we give him this shit. It’s terrible and he wants nothing to do with it. He does eat the Daiya brand mozzarella though. That stuff is alright.

As far as shitting goes, I started doing a no carb diet about a week ago and my shit is dry as a bone when it comes out. If I were an animal I wouldn’t even bother wiping at all.

[benjipwns]

They have a fast food joint that's sub-Long John Silvers tier.

Yes, that was the decision by the scientific guidance council:

In January 2011, Yum! Brands announced its intention to sell A&W along with Long John Silver's. Citing poor sales for both divisions

[agrajag]

If I were an animal I wouldn’t even bother wiping at all.

what does this mean

[TVC15]

I could go for some of Long Dong’s hush puppies.  Those things were the tits.

[Assimilate]

Someone once said there’s no free lunch when it comes diet and biology.

For example, I have to eat gluten free bread now instead of regular bread because I’ll have intense pain in my guts and have liquid shits for days. But apparently gluten free bread isn’t that healthy either due to the substitute binding agent they use instead.

So I’m probably fucked in a different way in that regard.

Whatever tho, I’m here for a good time not a long time. 

i ended up with the same problem and so i have avoided all bread now for months. i've never felt better. bread is straight up the worst fucking thing for you outside of sugar.

let the bread go.

[agrajag]

  Nancy Pelosi is such a snack     

someone has a granny fetish

[Forgotten A. Turnbuckle]

tbh i wanna catch up on the wrasslin but find it all so time consuming cuz I haven't watched in two years. I guess I could watch current stuff and then back track idk I refuse to watch NJPW or NXT without being updated on the storyline because it's so important in both and a large part of the fun. Seeing feuds without them growing in-ring just isn't the same.

Honestly, the Royal Rumble from Sunday was a really fun watch. If it doesn’t spark interest in a lapsed WWE fan, I doubt anything will.

Haven't seen the most recent one yet, but Royal rumble has always been my favorite ppv.  Even if they end in disappoinment it's a good time.  You really have to stretch your suspension of disbelief beyond the usual, but that's part of the fun.  The only really annoying thing with it is how they'll occasionally go to absurd lengths to show rules don't seem to matter other than going over the top rope and having both feet touch.

So you have guys hide outside the ring for stretches of time, or that fuckery a few years ago where Roman reigns got "injured" only to come back near the end.

[Himu]

tbh i wanna catch up on the wrasslin but find it all so time consuming cuz I haven't watched in two years. I guess I could watch current stuff and then back track idk I refuse to watch NJPW or NXT without being updated on the storyline because it's so important in both and a large part of the fun. Seeing feuds without them growing in-ring just isn't the same.

Honestly, the Royal Rumble from Sunday was a really fun watch. If it doesn’t spark interest in a lapsed WWE fan, I doubt anything will.

For the most part, like I said, I ignore main WWE programming. The last WM I watched for example was 30. I'll give it a shot for a few months to see if they have improved the product at all compared to past few years, but if not it'll be easy to drop again and just focus on solely NJPW and NXT like usual.

[Huff]

Glen gets hard just thinking about Nancy’s O face

[Atramental]

  

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3969722/

Humans can't rule themselves. Democracy is as much of a sham as every other political system. The number one purpose of every capable and smart human must now be to further the advance of AI as fast as we can. The experiment has failed, only technocracy can save us now.

Imagine how difficult life must be for someone this terminally stupid.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just who do you think will control said technology?

[Hot Slice]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

[Optimus]

What the hell is going on in this thread?

People have mostly stopped reading resetera so it's usually random discussion now. I don't blame them tbh, I came here to read resetera reeeeeing about the state of the union address but I understand.

[Assimilate]

Jordan Peterson was on Joe Rogan podcast today

Surprised this didn't appear on reset yet.

[Bananas]

I kind of want Black Panther to completely, totally bomb just to watch the Reeetards lose their minds. It'll be like a little slice of election night all over again, except this time we can watch them twist and stretch logic and explain how the Chinese box office will save the film a few weeks later.

Like a pregnant cat, Black Panther bombing would be the gift that keeps on giving.

Why? An almost all black cast? In a major comic book movie? Why in the fuck would you want something like that to fail just to sought a few dozen people at best? Seems petty as fuck.

They post like voat members. Go figure.

Found the gaffot

Sorry, but that doesn't quite work outside of fake-reddit echo chamber. 

[Transhuman]

I hate seeing the derogatory ban reason they gave whenever I log in because they still havn't fixed the inability to log out after you've been banned, but I refuse to clear my cache. Then the terrorists win.

[Boredfrom]

Hey, laughing banana, hot it feels that Resetera still has the compulsory need to defend Hillary Clinton?

[samfish]

I kind of want Black Panther to completely, totally bomb just to watch the Reeetards lose their minds. It'll be like a little slice of election night all over again, except this time we can watch them twist and stretch logic and explain how the Chinese box office will save the film a few weeks later.

Like a pregnant cat, Black Panther bombing would be the gift that keeps on giving.

Why? An almost all black cast? In a major comic book movie? Why in the fuck would you want something like that to fail just to sought a few dozen people at best? Seems petty as fuck.

They post like voat members. Go figure.

Found the gaffot

Sorry, but that doesn't quite work outside of fake-reddit echo chamber. 

You replied, didn't you?

 

[who is ted danson?]

#WhyINeedFeminism: clean butts

[team filler]

[Raist]

american cheese

 

Please.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3969722/

Humans can't rule themselves. Democracy is as much of a sham as every other political system. The number one purpose of every capable and smart human must now be to further the advance of AI as fast as we can. The experiment has failed, only technocracy can save us now.

Imagine how difficult life must be for someone this terminally stupid.

someone should make a game based on this premise, give it a distinctive art style, another world/flashback type game play, you know, French it up

shame that only Nintendo is willing to take chances anymore

[benjipwns]

Jordan Peterson was on Joe Rogan podcast today

Surprised this didn't appear on reset yet.

what PROFOUND discussion is there to be had about two rabid alt-right lunatics trying to out pander each other to Neo-Nazi's harder than the New York Times does?

[Transhuman]

If Chiwetel Ejiofor was Black Panther i'd watch it.

[Jerry]

Anyone who is a picky eater past the age of 14 should be put on a list.

Future sex offender in the making.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

My rule with animals is, if I call it over for a pet and it comes over and enjoys a petting, it shouldnt be killed

same rule I have for women

[FStop7]

Jordan Peterson looks like off-brand Jeremy Irons.

[thisismyusername]

the fucking worst vegan/veggie substitute is fake cheese and cheese slices pretending to be american cheese. Slimy gross as fuck shit that melts into an oil slick of hate.

It's not bad in small quantities, but I think a lot of chefs put WAY too much of that "cheese" onto things and it ruins stuff. I've had Vegan pizzas that are good despite that goey cheese.

[Nabbis]

Someone please explain this veganism fad in pop culture from US when 70% of you are overweight. 

Out of all the things you could do to reduce the carbon footprint or support sustainable development, people choose to eat shitty food...

[Raist]

I was doing research on the history of racism in videogames and found this great NPR piece by Gene Demby about Street Fighter's racist problems:

''Street Fighter II': Most Racist Nostalgic Video Game Ever?'

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/street-fighter-a-beloved-franchise-drenched-in-racism-cashing-on-racial-stereotypes-for-30-years.18543/

[samfish]

Someone please explain this veganism fad in pop culture from US when 70% of you are overweight. 

Out of all the things you could do to reduce the carbon footprint or support sustainable development, people choose to eat shitty food...

I’m a vegan until nobody is looking

[Joe Molotov]

I was doing research on the history of racism in videogames and found this great NPR piece by Gene Demby about Street Fighter's racist problems:

''Street Fighter II': Most Racist Nostalgic Video Game Ever?'

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/street-fighter-a-beloved-franchise-drenched-in-racism-cashing-on-racial-stereotypes-for-30-years.18543/

Capcom USA's whitewashing of M Bison, who was black in the Japanese version. 

[nachobro]

Shuri threads

[Assimilate]

I wonder what happens to the majority of white kids on these reset/gaf forums after they hit like 25 and go into the real world. I bet a majority chuck all this race and progressive bullshit right out the window when they have to start competing.

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-sorry-those-animal-tail%E2%80%99s-are-weird-as-fuck-tho.19615/

    User has been warned for generalizing a group of people as being mentally ill.

OP, do you have tattoos or are you okay with them?

It's pretty much the same shit, except this person can de-attach their fake tail.
 

In a decade threads like these will get locked down and all posters will be banned for Tailphobia.

You think furries are race traitors?

You sound like a sack of shit OP and the way you type makes my head hurt.

That's what I think.

You have been judged.

I don't know, if it's so intrinsically linked to their identity that they would wear it in business or professional environments, I imagine doing anything to deny that would be discrimination.

Though I suppose furries would need to be a protected class first for it to be considered workplace discrimination. Who knows if that will ever happen.

I want a big ugly ass rat tail. Like a fleshy looking snake going down my leg.

Hey, remember that thread where someone asked if ERA judged furries and everyone was like, "nah, it's not my business unless they make it my business"? Those reactions seemed like bullshit. I see your true colors, folks.

Species Dysphoria, which doesn't include all furies, which siddx might not be aware of, is indicative of some level of mental illness or believing in a fantasy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_dysphoria

If your human brain thinks you are an animal, there's a fucking problem.

We saw a lot of stuff like this back on Gaf, with people complaining and mocking all sorts of fashion and lifestyle choices - outside their own, of course. It got to the point where some time before the website collapsed there was a big thread where people were piling on the concept of males having the audacity to grow their hair out. It was like I was reading the rambling opinions of a conservative family member on Facebook, not the opinions from a supposedly “progressive” forum. Sort of hoped that these threads wouldn’t find their way to Resetera, but here we are.

The fact is, personally if you want to think of yourself as being liberal or progressive, that also means being at least partially accepting and empathetic of people’s life choices, so long as they’re not hurting themselves or others

[Sai]

furries are in fact race traitors

[Nabbis]

furries are in fact race traitors

Can't they just settle for hairy Bore members?

[Joe Molotov]

They're not race traitors, but they are weird as fuck tho.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-sorry-those-animal-tail%E2%80%99s-are-weird-as-fuck-tho.19615/

Not much longer and people will sincerely defend Rachel Dolezal

[Sai]

furries are in fact race traitors

Can't they just settle for hairy Bore members?

implying bore members are manly enough to grow hair?

ha

[Jansen]

I don't want to live in a world where furries are an accepted "class".

[Himu]

People with furry tails should be laughed at until they no longer bring them out in public.

[Nabbis]

I don't want to live in a world where furries are an accepted "class".

You don't get to question the humanity of other people.

[Raist]

Surprisingly***, no one posting in this (now locked with no explanation) thread caught a warning.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-train-carrying-gop-members-of-congress-hits-truck-injuries-reported.20149/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*** not really, jk

[close]

[Atramental]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/furries-who-hate-other-furries.7818/#post-553993

 

[samfish]

Well I was wrong. I thought for sure the pedophiles would be the next group welcomed into the holy church of social justice. But once again, life has shown me to never underestimate the furry community

[stufte]

Surprisingly***, no one posting in this (now locked with no explanation) thread caught a warning.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-train-carrying-gop-members-of-congress-hits-truck-injuries-reported.20149/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*** not really, jk

[close]

It's reopened with warnings.

[Transhuman]

That GOP traffic incident thread is a great example of the amount of empathy some people who consider themselves progressive actually possess.

The site is no place for fun or frivolity...... -unless it's about dead republicans.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Surprisingly***, no one posting in this (now locked with no explanation) thread caught a warning.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-train-carrying-gop-members-of-congress-hits-truck-injuries-reported.20149/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*** not really, jk

[close]

It's reopened with warnings.

We will not tolerate death wishes on this forum.

Glad the garbage truck driver is alright. The GOP members would have been no loss to humanity.

User warned for inappropriate content

I dislike republican lawmakers and think they have caused many of the problems we deal with in society today

I don't wish for their death though

I do.
User was Warned: Do not wish or hope for the death of People.

We will not tolerate death wishes on this forum.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh boy, wait til xe finds out about Punch Out.

[HardcoreRetro]

How do they feel about the Strip Fighter games? My favourite character was some thic woman that swung her tits around to knock other people out.

[Transhuman]

Oh. What a shame.

Wishing the dump truck driver a speedy recovery.

So it was a collision with itself.

That's the first 3 replies. If they warned every inappropriate post, half the thread would be warned.

[Raist]

Surprisingly***, no one posting in this (now locked with no explanation) thread caught a warning.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-train-carrying-gop-members-of-congress-hits-truck-injuries-reported.20149/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*** not really, jk

[close]

It's reopened with warnings.

All 2 of them

While we can understand the humor in this situation, be mindful of how you comment and discuss the subject. People have been injured here, and others have lost their lives in similar circumstances before. We will not tolerate death wishes on this forum.

While we can understand the humor in this situation