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Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« on: January 28, 2007, 12:58:14 AM »
Stolen from GAF.




Getting beat up in front of my little brother.

When I was little I lived in Detroit; my dad was doing his residency at the time so we didn't have a lot of money at the time. Next door there was a house where a prostitute did her thing.

Anyway way one day I was riding my bike around the block and I decided to go all the way to the corner; my mom had always told me not to go that far down the street. I passed this one house where about 4-5 kids lived, and a couple were out of the porch. They told me not to drive by their house again (I went to school with their sister) and I laughed them off. So I rode my bike back to my house and then turned around and headed back to the corner. Once again they told me not to come that way, and once again I passed the house and rode back to my house.

When I got back home my brother (who I was supposed to be watching since our parents were out) told me to stay near our house like mom said, but I blew him off and rode off again.

This time when I got to the corner I didn't see anyone on the porch. When I turned my bike around 3 of them were there. They grabbed me off my bike, threw it it onto the grass, and started pushing me around. At first it seemed like they were just intimidating me, but eventually someone punched me in the back of the neck. I fell on the ground, and they proceded to kick the crap out of me. Then they grabbed me by the straps on my helmet and started yanking me around.

I was yelling like mad and cars were passing by but no one helped. Eventually my brother came by on his tricycle and just stared. I yelled at him "GO CALL MOM" and he turned him tricycle and started heading home. A few minutes later he came back and was like "Maurice I don't know where she is what do I do" and started crying. After a few more minutes they threw me in the street and ran in their house.

I ran/limped home and hid under my bed. I didn't want my brother to see me anymore
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2007, 01:00:22 AM »
Watching my step-mom repeatedly hit my dead with a chair.  I was 8.  He didn't do anything but stand there and take it.  Bitch was psycho and my dad was madly in love with her.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 01:01:51 AM »
Jesus PD, you have to be one of the saddest human beings on the planet. :-\
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 01:06:22 AM »
I don't wanna talk about it...

 :( :'( :-\




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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 01:18:23 AM »
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 01:19:20 AM »
One of my mom's boyfriends used to shower with me, and lather up my pee pee with soap. :-[ :'(
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2007, 01:25:59 AM »
Stolen from GAF.




Getting beat up in front of my little brother.

When I was little I lived in Detroit; my dad was doing his residency at the time so we didn't have a lot of money at the time. Next door there was a house where a prostitute did her thing.

Anyway way one day I was riding my bike around the block and I decided to go all the way to the corner; my mom had always told me not to go that far down the street. I passed this one house where about 4-5 kids lived, and a couple were out of the porch. They told me not to drive by their house again (I went to school with their sister) and I laughed them off. So I rode my bike back to my house and then turned around and headed back to the corner. Once again they told me not to come that way, and once again I passed the house and rode back to my house.

When I got back home my brother (who I was supposed to be watching since our parents were out) told me to stay near our house like mom said, but I blew him off and rode off again.

This time when I got to the corner I didn't see anyone on the porch. When I turned my bike around 3 of them were there. They grabbed me off my bike, threw it it onto the grass, and started pushing me around. At first it seemed like they were just intimidating me, but eventually someone punched me in the back of the neck. I fell on the ground, and they proceded to kick the crap out of me. Then they grabbed me by the straps on my helmet and started yanking me around.

I was yelling like mad and cars were passing by but no one helped. Eventually my brother came by on his tricycle and just stared. I yelled at him "GO CALL MOM" and he turned him tricycle and started heading home. A few minutes later he came back and was like "Maurice I don't know where she is what do I do" and started crying. After a few more minutes they threw me in the street and ran in their house.

I ran/limped home and hid under my bed. I didn't want my brother to see me anymore

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2007, 01:27:32 AM »
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2007, 01:40:00 AM »
This thread is another reason why Detroit should be nuked.  What ethinicity were the kids, PD??  I bet that's why you're racist now.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2007, 01:42:52 AM »
This thread is another reason why Detroit should be nuked.  What ethinicity were the kids, PD??  I bet that's why you're racist now.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2007, 01:48:05 AM »
When I was 10, a really ugly 12 year old girl jumped on me and stuck her tongue down my throat. Yecch.

She was really, really ugly. And she smelled. Not a good experience.

I have worse childhood experiences, but this instance is the only one I can really post.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2007, 01:49:10 AM »
PD, who gives a fuck?

Really, just think about why you posted this thread and how pathetic it is.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2007, 01:51:28 AM »
When I was 10, a really ugly 12 year old girl jumped on me and stuck her tongue down my throat. Yecch.

She was really, really ugly. And she smelled. Not a good experience.

I have worse childhood experiences, but this instance is the only one I can really post.



I had a fat girl fall on top of me once. I landed in like a split position. It was awful.
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2007, 01:54:06 AM »
When I was 10, a really ugly 12 year old girl jumped on me and stuck her tongue down my throat. Yecch.

She was really, really ugly. And she smelled. Not a good experience.

I have worse childhood experiences, but this instance is the only one I can really post.



I had a fat girl fall on top of me once. I landed in like a split position. It was awful.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2007, 01:56:44 AM »
I had a fat girl fall on top of me once. I landed in like a split position. It was awful.

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Some of the stories in the GAF thread are really fucked up.  :(

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2007, 02:03:47 AM »
I've had this reply window open for what seems to be 15 minutes and I can't bring myself to type it. Sorry.

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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2007, 02:05:13 AM »
You know the scariest part about that story? One of my friends goes to the same college as her and when he saw her, she didn't really remember him, but she remembered me specifically. I must have made an impression on her as her 200 pound frame was suffocating me.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2007, 02:08:12 AM »
The GAF thread is literally killing this one.

Quote from: aoi tsuki
Late that night, i was having this awesome dream about getting head, or at least what i imagined it to feel like, because i hadn't had any experiences with women beyond making out or some mild fondling. i woke up, on the couch in the living room, to my cousin (the older sister of the first cousin) going down on me. At that point, between the surrealness of what was going on, and the actual physical um... nature of what was going on, my brain just kinda froze. i sat up and she paused midsuck, and she looked at me while i stared at her. i probably looked like i was about to cory, because that's what it felt like. She started back up and i just laid back down and closed my eyes until i came. i tried not to let it feel good, but it did. i felt guilty for that later.

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« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2007, 02:10:14 AM »
That's because GAF has some really fucked up people.  Wow.  Here's the one I posted in GAF...

The other was watching my brother get hit in the head with a baseball bat by a 16 year old kid.  When I was like 7, my neighbor used to come over and hang out with us.  (Rural America and there were like only 5 other families in a 10 mile radius).  He was really nice and was trying to teach us how to play baseball.  My brother was standing behind while I was pitching.  He kept telling him to move back, but very slowly, my brother would just keep moving forward just because he thought it was cool to watch.  Well, during of the swings, my brother moved forward and he swung and hit my brother in the head.  This was a big guy and my brother is tiny and only like 8 years old.  My brother and I have always been REALLY close.  I freaked out.  I remember my dad grabbing my brother and geting him in his truck while my neighbor drove us to the hospital.  My dad was freaking out because my brother kept spitting up blood and stopped breathing sometimes.  I thought I was going to watch my brother die.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2007, 02:11:09 AM »
There was a time...in High School...when this fat ugly bitch molested me at band practice.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2007, 02:11:54 AM »
I can't think of anything more disturbing than aoi's "my cousin sucked me off during the night" thing.
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« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2007, 02:13:03 AM »
There was a time...in High School...when this fat ugly bitch molested me at band practice.
Beatrice was hot.


And yeah, Aoi's is pretty fucking disturbing.  He just let his cousin keep sucking him off.  I mean, the dude is 15 and is old enough to understand how fucked up that is.  WTF?

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« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2007, 02:14:24 AM »
Thing is, I can't honestly say I'd ask the cousin to stop in my shoes. As long as she was mildly attractive, that is... :(
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2007, 02:15:30 AM »
Holy crap, Shake.

Maybe it's because I don't have any hot cousins or something.  They're all really fat and mexican.

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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2007, 02:17:32 AM »
Holy crap, Shake.

Maybe it's because I don't have any hot cousins or something.  They're all really fat and mexican.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2007, 02:19:26 AM »
Wow @ that gaffer quote
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2007, 02:22:51 AM »
I once saw my cat eat a mouse

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« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2007, 02:26:20 AM »
My first kiss was from a girl.   :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2007, 02:36:02 AM »
this one's gonna make enemies, and although it's not the most disturbing, it's one i can share

so there was this dog named Bingo that used to harrass us when we rode our bikes past its section of the hillbilly neighborhood i lived in. it was this big ol' nasty german shepard lookin' mutt and it was mean as piss -- once took a chunk out of my neighbor's calf. anyway, i was 14 and just got a CO2 pistol with these hollow dart things for christmas. being venal, creepy hillbillies, we filled the darts with weed eater (roundup, i think) and went Bingo huntin'. my brother had a CO2 pistol, too, and we put like 4 of those poisoned darts into the dog's hide, which sent that bitch yelping. never saw it again.

found out after i went to college that the owner -- who was this old asshole -- had to have the dog put to sleep that year because of an "unknown illness". the old guy who owned Bingo was apparently really distressed over losing his dog. jesus i felt bad, but fuck! don't raise such a mean dog!

yeah, i'm a fucking asshole. :(
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« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2007, 02:37:41 AM »
PROTIP: It would have been easier to hit it with a car and made it look like an accident.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2007, 02:38:10 AM »
yeah, because i'm allowed to drive at 14. why did i take you off ignore, again?
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« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2007, 02:39:37 AM »
yeah, because i'm allowed to drive at 14. why did i take you off ignore, again?

Pay one of your fellow hicks to do it, then.
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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2007, 02:40:34 AM »
at 14, all my money went to the purchase of Amiga games, or floppy discs to put pirated Amiga games on. why pay for a hit you can pull off yourself!
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2007, 02:42:32 AM »
Well obviously your idea of "pulling a hit" is making some dog so sick over a gradual period of time that it needs to be put to sleep. Weak.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2007, 02:43:35 AM »
like you'd have the scrotal fortitude to do it, you milkfat suburban manchild!
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« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2007, 02:44:45 AM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2007, 02:45:45 AM »
like you'd have the scrotal fortitude to do it, you milkfat suburban manchild!

Actually, once I killed a rabid cat who tried to attack me and hid it in the woods behind my house.

And I didn't even need a fruity dart gun.
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« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2007, 02:46:19 AM »
what the fuck
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« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2007, 02:47:18 AM »
dude, i'd killed more animals at age 13 than you've killed conversations with women at age 18
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« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2007, 02:47:57 AM »
 :lol :lol
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« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2007, 02:48:47 AM »
 :lol
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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2007, 02:51:08 AM »
 :lol :lol

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« Reply #42 on: January 28, 2007, 02:52:03 AM »
like you'd have the scrotal fortitude to do it, you milkfat suburban manchild!

what?
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« Reply #43 on: January 28, 2007, 02:52:48 AM »
i think the most distressing bit was that we spent like two days planning to kill this dog, and it never occurred to us that HEY KILLING SOMEONE'S PET IS EVIL.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #44 on: January 28, 2007, 03:05:50 AM »
Shake got owned :lol

That's why I refrain from combatting Drinky. Whatever shit I have to say he's heard it a million times, and can come back at it a billion times harder :-\
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« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2007, 03:08:14 AM »
Yeah, I got owned. "LOLZ UR FAT AND SUBURBAN" is the weakest shit I've seen Drinky spout yet.

Honestly, like he's the rugged macho man, huh?



OOPS ::)
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2007, 03:09:49 AM »
Drinky is fucking awesome.  8)
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« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2007, 03:09:54 AM »
That's why I refrain from combatting Drinky. Whatever shit I have to say he's heard it a million times, and can come back at it a billion times harder :-\

Get off his nuts.

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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2007, 03:10:13 AM »
I'm an internet vagina.
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« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2007, 03:10:30 AM »
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« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2007, 03:10:39 AM »
That's why I refrain from combatting Drinky. Whatever shit I have to say he's heard it a million times, and can come back at it a billion times harder :-\

Get off his nuts.

So I can like the lent off yours? No homo
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« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2007, 03:10:59 AM »
Shake is Drinkys forsaken child.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2007, 03:11:12 AM »
Stop acting like a pussy and tell more childhood stories of being raped by raging tentacles.
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« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2007, 03:11:36 AM »
And since when is Himuro Drinky's bitch? ::)
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« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2007, 03:12:21 AM »
Since the beginning of time.  :badass
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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2007, 03:13:36 AM »
Quote from: PD
Another event I posted awhile ago but meh

When I was about 9, I was not very popular. Lots of people in the neighborhood made fun of me, and I didn't have many friends. Despite this, I was a reletively happy child. Most of my joy came from colllecting GI Joe toys. I had a bunch of them, and every day I'd play with them.

One day I met a boy a few houses down from me; since I don't remember his name, we'll call him Courtney. Anyway Courtney was really nice to me, and he'd always play with me when no one else would. After a month or so of having a great time together, I mentioned my GI Joe collection to him. His eyes lit up on the spot, and he quickly asked if I could bring them outside. I said no, since I didn't want to risk them getting lost.

Well for the next week, Courtney kept asking me about the GI Joes, and begging me to bring them outside. I kept on saying no. Finally he threatened that if I didn't bring them out, he's stop hanging around with me. Now I didn't have many friends at that time, so I didn't want to lose him. Finally I said I'd let him play with them. Now mind you, my GI Joes were precious to me, and giving them up was equal to someone giving up anal on the first date. I brought them outside, and we had a blast playing with them.

As it started getting dark outside, Courtney asked if he could borrow my GI Joes for the night, and give them back in the morning. I originally said no, but when he threatened to stop playing with me I said yes.

The next morning arrived, and after I got washed up I ran walked to Courtney's house to get my stuff. As I walked up his driveway I saw most of my GI Joes on the ground smashed; he had thrown them out of his window onto the pavement below. When I asked what happened, he said his mom did it, while trying to hold back laughter. I cried.

Dude, are you, like, the world's biggest pussy? :rofl
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2007, 03:14:04 AM »
shake, if that's weak -- and for me, it is, 'cuz i'm retired and  shit -- you're still way outta your league. now, i don't mind lettin' the kiddies step up to bat with their rolleyes emoticons and junior varsity photoshops, 'cuz hey, you gotta start somewhere, but don't suggest there's room for commentary from your place on the bench.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2007, 03:15:21 AM »
Drinky why do I see pots and pans all on the stove in the kitchen? >:(
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« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2007, 03:15:28 AM »
shake, if that's weak -- and for me, it is, 'cuz i'm retired and  shit -- you're still way outta your league. now, i don't mind lettin' the kiddies step up to bat with their rolleyes emoticons and junior varsity photoshops, 'cuz hey, you gotta start somewhere, but don't suggest there's room for commentary from your place on the bench.

Another "classic" Drinky diss: calling other posters kiddies/children/tweens.

You need to take some time off, bud. You're growing softer by the hour.
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Re: Most disturbing event you have faced when you were a kid
« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2007, 03:16:01 AM »
That's why I refrain from combatting Drinky. Whatever shit I have to say he's heard it a million times, and can come back at it a billion times harder :-\

Get off his nuts.

So I can like the lent off yours? No homo

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.  ???