Bore-con VEGAS DEUX - AUGUST 2018

[Kara]

"If you like Saiyans, you're a furry." -Evo MC truth bomb

[Kara]

MC: "The die has been cast."
Me, yelling: "Alea iacta est!!!"   

[Bebpo]

Shosta, did you survive?

[Bebpo]

Note: I’m being serious.

I feel pretty bad for us peer pressuring Shosta into potentially ruining his life by [redacted] with us  :'(
Hopefully he’s ok...

[HardcoreRetro]

If you guys managed to kill him, I'd put it down as a succesful bore-con.

[team filler]

threat neutralized   

[Huff]

No worries, breh, I would have done the same if I was where you were last night.

to be fair, the whole trip did start/revolve around the gf birthday and seeing Shania

so i knew what i was getting into

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I did find 80$ on the floor walking around the MGM pre-concert so its like we were drinking free there anyway. thus blackingout

[close]

[Bebpo]

My thoughts on Borecon year 3:

-Fun times
-Me and Shosta have like opposite personalities which makes our interactions awkwardly hilarious; I like him though
-Taco Bell Cantina was pretty dope and hilarious; good drinks too
-shady Yelp entry taking us to a guy giving out cards on the street 
-Awesome show, awesome blue alien drinks
   -That 5th element costume design daaaaaaaaamn
-"Fuck everything on the strip is expensive, might as well just not look at the numbers and hand your card over;
     -"No, that's terrible advice; you should be saving that money for escorts"
-"Wait, Ronito isn't Blackmage?" & other things I have wrong about TheBore
-Brief pool cabana with the world's tinest waters
-"These brackets are dumb"
-Kara: So there was this time in Evo where this guy picked Hakkan who was the foil of Balrog, etc...and don't forget that time Daigo parried Chun-Li's super.
     -While sitting next to Kara watching Evo, screen shows flashback of Hakkan vs. Balrog fight, another time also watching with Kara screen shows Daigo parrying Chun-Li's super.
-"Let's play Mario Kart!" (at 4am)
-"Yeah, that's why I don't [redacted] and drink at the same time. -Oh fuck, I've drank and [redacted] but not at the same time before fuckkkkkkk"
-Spilling drinks because everyone is laughing and so I'm drinking and laughing too
-Hungover and can't nap because pool dj is so loud the room shakes
-Evo security gate guy trolling me that Evo just ended and I gotta wait until 2019 before "PSYCH! Actually I'm just fucking with you, go on ahead and watch the SFV finals."
-Everyone partying like their in their 20's, because they are in their 20's and I'm just glad I'm still alive the next day at almost 37.
-Had the most delicious French 75 at Hexx. Drink of the trip for sure, though the blue alien cocktail was great too.
      -Fuck Nigroni Spritzers

[Akala]

What show did you guys end up at?

[Kara]

No context:
"Shostakovich keeps asking me about all these posters I don't know. Like Aga... Aga..."
"Agrajag!" [said as if this was helpful] "It's a... thing... from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

[Kara]

No context:
"Then she asked me, 'Did it awaken a small Japanese man in you?'"
"Yes, and his name is Yukio Mishima."

[kingv]

I not know what I would expect shosta to be like in person. He looks extremely effervescent in pictures, like a 22 year old cool young dude on ecstasy.... but he posts kind of melancholy.

[Bebpo]

Another moment I'm remembering from Borecon:

"Oh hey, they've got a Twin Peaks bar"
"Yeah, I don't think it's the Twin Peaks you're thinking of"

No context:
"Then she asked me, 'Did it awaken a small Japanese man in you?'"
"Yes, and his name is Yukio Mishima."

I used Kara's "Yes, and his name is Yukio Mishima" line and it worked 

[Great Rumbler]

The REAL BORECON 2018 was in Dallas this weekend. With 2 Bore admins [demi and Joe] and 1 Bore mod [me] being driven around to various retro game shops by Dallas' own a slime appears.

[Maiden Voyage]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Kara]

That sounds like a mod con, not a Bore-Con.

[Tasty]

That sounds like a mod con, not a Bore-Con.

The real Bore-con is by the shitposters, for the shitposters.

[Tasty]

Though Slime is quite the con exclusive

[Bebpo]

The REAL BORECON 2018 was in Dallas this weekend. With 2 Bore admins [demi and Joe] and 1 Bore mod [me] being driven around to various retro game shops by Dallas' own a slime appears.

I swear this shit happened last Borecon where y'all went and did stuff without inviting us. Wtfffff. Invite usssssss

[Tasty]

The REAL BORECON 2018 was in Dallas this weekend. With 2 Bore admins [demi and Joe] and 1 Bore mod [me] being driven around to various retro game shops by Dallas' own a slime appears.

I swear this shit happened last Borecon where y'all went and did stuff without inviting us. Wtfffff. Invite usssssss

Lol yeah last Bore-con there was a Seattle meetup that had more Bore peeps than the three of us in Vegas.

[Great Rumbler]

"demi asked if I wanted to be an admin, so I said okay. I don't really do anything, though. bork is the other admin, but all he does is ban the transgender posters."

[team filler]

The REAL BORECON 2018 was in Dallas this weekend. With 2 Bore admins [demi and Joe] and 1 Bore mod [me] being driven around to various retro game shops by Dallas' own a slime appears.

[Tasty]

BAN THE MODS AND KILL THEM!

Wtf

[team filler]

 

[Kara]

"demi asked if I wanted to be an admin, so I said okay. I don't really do anything, though. bork is the other admin, but all he does is ban the transgender posters."

No context: "We have mods?"

[Bebpo]

Yeah, that was me. Didn’t realize we had mods here.

[Tasty]

Maybe he thought there were just admins.

[Great Rumbler]

"I've got my finger on the switch, one flick and that whole place goes down. Maybe one day you're reading The Bore at work and suddenly there's a huge dong in your face."

[Bebpo]

Yeah, that was me. Didn’t realize we had mods here.

What did you think happened to etoilet?

That he left on his own accord like most bad posters do...

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, that was me. Didn’t realize we had mods here.

What did you think happened to etoilet?

That he left on his own accord like most bad posters do...

Yes, Bebpo, that's right. etiolate decided to leave the forum for good and go run and play on a farm in the countryside. He's much happier now.

[Bebpo]

Holy shit Bebs, we even talked about this at dinner

Yeah, the question said what did you think happened. Now I know we have mods!

[Kara]

I'd just like to say that the whole point of no context was to share humorous moments without incriminating anyone, a noble goal that failed miserably in retrospect.

[TVC15]

The REAL BORECON 2018 was in Dallas this weekend. With 2 Bore admins [demi and Joe] and 1 Bore mod [me] being driven around to various retro game shops by Dallas' own a slime appears.

Does demi smell as awful as I think he does?