North East Snowbombegedon

[Brehvolution]

We were supposed to get 9 inches to a foot and only got about 2 inches. Looking at the map, all the damage is about 15 miles to the north east of me.

Anyone lose power yet? We still have high winds here and there is outages in the area.

[kingv]

were supposed to get 9 inches to a foot and only got about 2 inches


You sound just like my wife.

[Mr. Gundam]

My wife has to fly to Boston on Sunday for work. Hopefully this is all done by then.

[BlueTsunami]

I'm in an area that's just getting a shitload of rain, fortunately

[Raist]

If you guys are starting to get the shit we got here, brace yourselves.

[BlueTsunami]

It just rainy and windy. I saw a dude get pushed Into his car from gale force wind. It looked like an invisible man bent him over for a better position to fuck and kept him there. I chuckled.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Expected 2-5 inches overnight and into today but instead woke up to an 8 incher. All schools canceled, roads pretty shitty. Still snowing.

Had a doc appt and I was one of the few asshole patients not to call out.

Got there early figuring there'd be a few cancellations, to then be informed by the receptionist that they would be closing 15 mins after my appt start time.

Right on, that's 5 hours early but I dig it. Despite all this my doc was late seeing me, finally showing up in jeans and a backwards baseball cap

Coulda/shoulda/woulda rescheduled buuuuut daddy needs his juice. Needed refills for everything, by tomorrow I'd be completely out.

TLDR:
8 inches. Prescription drugs. Daddy got his juice.

[Raist]

What the actual fucck.

http://www.thejournal.ie/lidl-dublin-looted-3882869-Mar2018/

DEFENCE FORCES PERSONNEL and a large team of gardaí have been deployed to a Lidl in Dublin after it was looted.

A digger was purposefully used to gain access to the premises by ripping into the roof and side wall.

https://twitter.com/46Flynn/status/969640903060131845

https://twitter.com/AnthonyAk97/status/969678772336320513

https://twitter.com/NiallMacSuain/status/969679911156879360

[Tasty]

Just rain and some really really strong winds here. My place sounds like it's been in a wind tunnel for the past 8 hours.

[Tasty]

My house tends to sway slightly under normal circumstances, and it's been rumbling like crazy today. Pray for me brehs!

Looks like the rest of Mass is getting hit hard, too.

[nudemacusers]

Just windy and wet out here in Bedford MA. 😴

[Tasty]

Huh it's actually changing to snow later.

[BlueTsunami]

Fml

[Human Snorenado]

This wouldn't be happening if Andrex would accept Jesus into his heart and give up his sinful ways

[BisMarckie]

What always perplexes me the most is why you guys still have so many power lines above ground.

Whenever I visit the States I am baffled how your whole infrastructure seems to be held together by duct tape and bubble gum.

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[BlueTsunami]

In PhoenixDarks butt

[Tasty]

This wouldn't be happening if Andrex would accept Jesus into his heart and give up his sinful ways

I take full responsibility. However, I will not slow my efforts to bang dudes. The rest of the New England will just have to deal.

[Rufus]

where else would we put it?

Bury it. More expensive though.

[Rufus]

Dunno, I'm no elec-chicken. All I know is that most of the lines going to consumers are underground (and I can't remember ever having an outage).

[BlueTsunami]

Like a sewage line but smaller in circumferance

[BlueTsunami]

They probably have better tech for insulation in that case

[Assimilate]

Bury it. More expensive though.

huh? how does that work?

What do you mean how?

A lot of Florida communities put power underground now. The whole grid is underground because every time a hurricane hits it wipes out power. Putting it underground  allows you to have to worry only about the transistors above ground going out but those are easily fixed.

[Rufus]

The cables are insultated, mang.

[Great Rumbler]

well wouldn't the electricity just seep into the ground

[BlueTsunami]

Illuminati confirmed

[BisMarckie]

You can never be sure the electricity beneath you won't kill yo. Why do you think the Dutch wear these silly looking wooden shoes?

Wood doesn't conduct electricity very well so they do it to be safe from getting electrocuted.

Yeah it's kinda dangerous, but you can charge your phone by just putting it on the ground.

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Electricity running overground is something you do to cut costs.

[Rufus]

Shouldn't it be foot cancer, then?

[nudemacusers]

In PhoenixDarks butt

Power lines are thick and black. Plan checks out.

[Raist]

Bury it. More expensive though.

huh? how does that work?

Magic.

[Phoenix Dark]

This wouldn't be happening if Andrex would accept Jesus into his heart and give up his sinful ways

Jesus is punishing Andrex by giving him 8-12 inches? 

[Tasty]

This wouldn't be happening if Andrex would accept Jesus into his heart and give up his sinful ways

Jesus is punishing Andrex by giving him 8-12 inches? 

Hurt me more God the Daddy

[ToxicAdam]

What always perplexes me the most is why you guys still have so many power lines above ground.

Whenever I visit the States I am baffled how your whole infrastructure seems to be held together by duct tape and bubble gum.

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Because we have a horribly corrupt system that everyone knows about but rarely addresses. So, if we are still doing dumb shit well into the 21st century, be sure that money is the root of it staying that way.

So, there's probably some rich cabal of people that make billions off of keeping things the way they are and that's why they remain so.

Destruction of power lines and equipment is just good for their bottom lines.

[Raist]

Snow is gone, pavements are no longer death traps

[TEEEPO]

the wind blew away my main squirrel's home

[Rufus]

I feel like I have to have an opinion on this.

[Rufus]

Pff.

[Huff]

Shouldn't it be foot cancer, then?

there's no such thing as foot cancer lol

I mean you can get both skin and bone cancer anywhere, including the foot

[Raist]

I mean you can get both skin and bone cancer anywhere, including the foot

hold on, your bones can't get cancer, there are no cells

[Rufus]

Pretty sure he's just fucking around. Took me entirely too long to catch on last time.

[Huff]

I assume everyone I don’t know on the internet is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, especially former gaf mods

[Raist]

GAME OVER.

SCOREBOARD (lower is better):
Raist - 8
Huff - 7
Rufus - 7
Assimilate - 3
Blue Tsunami - 3
Kenny Loggins - 0
Great Rumbler - 0

This scoring system is suspicious.

Mods pls.

[Purrp Skirrp]

I assume everyone I don’t know on the internet is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, especially former gaf mods

YOU LOOSE, HUFF

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.