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benjipwns

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« Reply #2820 on: March 16, 2018, 11:23:02 PM »
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Locking this temporarily for review.
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« Reply #2821 on: March 16, 2018, 11:23:18 PM »
I did my job and reported the homophobe.  Make sure you all do your part so we can get the thread locked.


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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2822 on: March 16, 2018, 11:24:34 PM »
 :wow
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« Reply #2823 on: March 16, 2018, 11:24:38 PM »
wrong forum turd pirate

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« Reply #2824 on: March 16, 2018, 11:26:11 PM »
C'mon, you shit sailor.  Get your act together.
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2825 on: March 16, 2018, 11:26:24 PM »
Was a joke turd ferguson
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« Reply #2826 on: March 16, 2018, 11:27:00 PM »
The only hero who can save us now?




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Apparently a lot of people go as Turd Ferguson for Halloween. Thanks google image search.
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« Reply #2827 on: March 16, 2018, 11:27:40 PM »
Was a joke turd ferguson

Why don't you just call me the n-word like you want to, fecal sea man.
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« Reply #2828 on: March 16, 2018, 11:28:44 PM »
Was a joke turd ferguson

Why don't you just call me the n-word like you want to, fecal sea man.

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2829 on: March 16, 2018, 11:29:56 PM »
turd ferguson
wow too soon:
https://medium.com/@jettarae/colin-jost-is-why-the-democrats-lost-d0491fb4346#.nlk7ga9pv
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On the November 19 episode of Saturday Night Live, Colin Jost referred to Tinder’s new options for recognizing gender outside of a cisheteronormative spectrum as “the reason the Democrats lost the election”.

November 20th was Transgender Day of Remembrance, where trans people and our supporters mourn the trans people murdered in hate crimes (usually by cisgender, heterosexual-identified men).

I’m not going to waste my time appealing to Colin Jost’s sense of shame. SNL has been a flagship in normalizing transphobic violence. Whenever they can get a misogynist, anti-LGBT, fundamentalist Republican to come on their show and a be in on the joke of their own reprehensibility, they do it, every time. Anyone who works for SNL is impervious to such appeals.

Maybe they repress their shame, the way their unoriginal rabbit-punching of queer people, disabled people, people of color, immigrants, and abuse survivors have likely caused those people to take up less space, to speak up less, and to keep their heads down.

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« Reply #2830 on: March 16, 2018, 11:30:44 PM »
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« Reply #2831 on: March 16, 2018, 11:31:43 PM »
turd ferguson
wow too soon:
https://medium.com/@jettarae/colin-jost-is-why-the-democrats-lost-d0491fb4346#.nlk7ga9pv
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On the November 19 episode of Saturday Night Live, Colin Jost referred to Tinder’s new options for recognizing gender outside of a cisheteronormative spectrum as “the reason the Democrats lost the election”.

November 20th was Transgender Day of Remembrance, where trans people and our supporters mourn the trans people murdered in hate crimes (usually by cisgender, heterosexual-identified men).

I’m not going to waste my time appealing to Colin Jost’s sense of shame. SNL has been a flagship in normalizing transphobic violence. Whenever they can get a misogynist, anti-LGBT, fundamentalist Republican to come on their show and a be in on the joke of their own reprehensibility, they do it, every time. Anyone who works for SNL is impervious to such appeals.

Maybe they repress their shame, the way their unoriginal rabbit-punching of queer people, disabled people, people of color, immigrants, and abuse survivors have likely caused those people to take up less space, to speak up less, and to keep their heads down.

Shit.  Locking this thread for review.
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« Reply #2832 on: March 16, 2018, 11:34:44 PM »
I've been catching up, the best part of the last 5 pages was etiolate trying to reason with the Cream. Surprisingly it didn't go so well.


Official OECD Rankings for Cuntishness, March 2018. Results  just in.

A Bit of a cunt - etoliate, samfish

Full-on actual cunt - JayDubya, Kurt Russell

Weeping sore of a cunt - Optimus, Assimilate

Great post but which Resetera beautiful and unique snowflake are you?

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2834 on: March 16, 2018, 11:37:29 PM »
 :batman
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« Reply #2835 on: March 16, 2018, 11:38:18 PM »
We need a second space station just to house the sort of people that write that medium piece.

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« Reply #2836 on: March 16, 2018, 11:38:44 PM »
for those of you wondering how long this review takes, based on my experience in the crowbcat thread

first a mod will hop in the discord and ask for fifteen to twenty minutes "uh does anyone know if this is actually racist? need a second opinion"

someone will come online and say they're not sure

it attracts the attention of two other moderators

the four start googling for a while and debating. one of the mods says a warning would be ridiculous. debate rages on.

an hour later a fifth mod pops in and says "hey, I handled that turd burglar report, never even heard of that slur before. crazy. anyway gave the guy a three day ban (pending review) for homophobia."

Everyone else shrugs their shoulders, relieved it was handled.
due process :rejoice

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2837 on: March 16, 2018, 11:40:25 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

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« Reply #2838 on: March 16, 2018, 11:41:53 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?
Please don't make unproven accusations against members of other forums here, thanks.

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« Reply #2839 on: March 16, 2018, 11:42:11 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?
Please don't make unproven accusations against members of other forums here, thanks.

Lmao

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« Reply #2840 on: March 16, 2018, 11:42:18 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

do the ree mods?

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2841 on: March 16, 2018, 11:42:48 PM »
:nsfw
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bork gets :trigger af over drawings

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« Reply #2842 on: March 16, 2018, 11:43:53 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

do the ree mods?

We’ve complained to them about him. I’ve said before my biggest criticism of the mods is how they give every idiot a million chances when  they prove that all they want to do a troll on the very first one

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« Reply #2843 on: March 16, 2018, 11:43:58 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

yean just like how i realize you are a dumb biatch

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« Reply #2844 on: March 16, 2018, 11:44:02 PM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

Puh-lease sister.  We've all witnessed his meltdowns and tantrums since Kerry lost to Bush.
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2845 on: March 16, 2018, 11:48:14 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5673552/

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Explain this “joke”? So are are you comparing black people to dogs or is it other races?
Also, “turd burglar”? Anti-gay slurs are real welcome here

:doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge

How is turd burglar an anti-gay slur

The turds aren't going anywhere, if anything they're getting pushed further in??

Anal also isn't exclusive to homosexuals. Or maybe enzom believes all homosexuals have a fecal fetish, in any case, he should be banned for homophobia

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« Reply #2846 on: March 16, 2018, 11:52:01 PM »
Anal also isn't exclusive to homosexuals. Or maybe enzom believes all homosexuals have a fecal fetish, in any case, he should be banned for homophobia
interesting fact: anal was invented by lesbians

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2847 on: March 16, 2018, 11:56:20 PM »
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Did either of you consider that maybe the sexual harassment, disrespect, and social conditioning is what kills interest in the field before we even get out start? Like, the shit you see in gaming communities should tell you that there are better underlying reasons than just “oh their not interested”.
stealth appeal to gamergate
This person seems to confuse "gaming communities" with "software development companies/field" as if they were the same thing. Then irrationally uses experience with the former to justify claiming things they did not experience in the latter as the explanation for why they had no interest in the field.

Probably a good decision in the end as a grasp of simple logic is handy in software development I would imagine.

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« Reply #2848 on: March 17, 2018, 12:09:05 AM »
So according to you it went like this in the discord:

Mod1 : Is turd burglar a slur?

Mod2: I don't know, just write some shit in red text :trumps

bork

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2849 on: March 17, 2018, 12:11:48 AM »
:nsfw
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bork gets :trigger af over drawings

bork doesn't care but tries to do the mod thang on occasion to make sure that people don't see something nsfw in front of others

 :wow

EDIT: Oh sorry, forgot to add red text.
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2850 on: March 17, 2018, 12:12:07 AM »
reeeee mods lock threads and reference this list http://www.rsdb.org

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« Reply #2851 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:08 AM »
reeeee mods lock threads and reference this list http://www.rsdb.org

Shit-Eater    Germans    Feces eating is a fetish that originated in Germany, otherwise known as scat sex or shit sex eg. shit eating, rubbing shit, etc.

:trumps
« Last Edit: March 17, 2018, 12:22:27 AM by KennyLoggins »

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2852 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:59 AM »
:nsfw
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bork gets :trigger af over drawings

bork doesn't care but tries to do the mod thang on occasion to make sure that people don't see something nsfw in front of others

 :wow

a crude drawing of a clowns nuts? no one who uses this site is gonna get in trouble for that. ::)

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« Reply #2853 on: March 17, 2018, 12:16:51 AM »
:nsfw
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bork gets :trigger af over drawings

bork doesn't care but tries to do the mod thang on occasion to make sure that people don't see something nsfw in front of others

 :wow

a crude drawing of a clowns nuts? no one who uses this site is gonna get in trouble for that. ::)
:popular
Talk about getting triggered.  :lol
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2854 on: March 17, 2018, 12:18:23 AM »
Eurinal   Europeans   Many European countries use pay-toilets, having to pay for public restrooms. Europe + Urinal

wtf pay toilets

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« Reply #2855 on: March 17, 2018, 12:18:47 AM »
Abe Lincoln    Whites    Former United States president hailing from the caucasian sector of race.

I swear to God, if you call me Abe Lincoln to my face ever again!  :bolo

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2856 on: March 17, 2018, 12:19:41 AM »
If any of you guys come to Australia, all your shits are on the house.

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« Reply #2857 on: March 17, 2018, 12:20:18 AM »
Eurinal   Europeans   Many European countries use pay-toilets, having to pay for public restrooms. Europe + Urinal

wtf pay toilets

We dont want to share the bathroom with poor people :snob

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2858 on: March 17, 2018, 12:23:50 AM »
I piss sitting down because i'm lazy.

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2859 on: March 17, 2018, 12:25:14 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-a-toxic-personality-playing-fighting-games-and-i-cant-change-it.30147/
Quote from: Kalmakoffee, post: 5675365, member: 1258
Vent thread, kinda.

Basically, I get unreasonably mad losing at fighting games. I start cursing, start pulling my hair, and have occasionally even taken it out on myself. I've can't afford an anger therapist, so I've just just calming down and just tried to enjoy the game without worrying about the win. But I can't, I've tried multiple times but I simply can't enjoy any fighter unless I win. A local scene that put up with me basically told me tonight after another episode of me being angry at myself that they don't want me to come back.

I have a shitty, unhealthy mindset when it comes to approaching fighting games. I hate them when I lose but I still keep going back only to lose more and hate myself more. I would love to know how to fix this issue because I know it's an issue.

Quote from: Tathanen, post: 5675406, member: 4022
This is gonna sound stupid, but maybe stop playing fighting games.
:rollsafe
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« Reply #2860 on: March 17, 2018, 12:28:27 AM »
I punched a wall after I lost an MTG game once (in private).

I was angry at myself because I could have won, but I made a play mistake on the very last turn due to pressure. $40 riding on that one game.

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« Reply #2861 on: March 17, 2018, 01:04:57 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-a-toxic-personality-playing-fighting-games-and-i-cant-change-it.30147/
Quote from: Kalmakoffee, post: 5675365, member: 1258
Vent thread, kinda.

Basically, I get unreasonably mad losing at fighting games. I start cursing, start pulling my hair, and have occasionally even taken it out on myself. I've can't afford an anger therapist, so I've just just calming down and just tried to enjoy the game without worrying about the win. But I can't, I've tried multiple times but I simply can't enjoy any fighter unless I win. A local scene that put up with me basically told me tonight after another episode of me being angry at myself that they don't want me to come back.

I have a shitty, unhealthy mindset when it comes to approaching fighting games. I hate them when I lose but I still keep going back only to lose more and hate myself more. I would love to know how to fix this issue because I know it's an issue.

Quote from: Tathanen, post: 5675406, member: 4022
This is gonna sound stupid, but maybe stop playing fighting games.
:rollsafe

Good lord there are people that think the first post isn't the best advice in that thread.

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« Reply #2862 on: March 17, 2018, 01:14:20 AM »
I will just say tho.

 It’s really something that you guys think people like me and a few select others on era apparently have tons of power to just say whatever we want and have so much protection from the mods.

 I can’t speak for anyone else necessarily but come on guys I’ve been banned a lot and yes I will admit that sweet Nicole has personally spoken with other mods basically begging to give me another chance.  She stressed to me very very strongly that the next slip up will result in a permanent ban and she really doesn’t want to bend me because you know we’re friends but she will do it.

 I have an anger problem and I feel like that website doesn’t help specifically because there are so many things I would love to say to so many of the idiots that post on the website but I cannot.  Maybe that’s why I keep coming here despite literally thinking most of you are really not great people  with abhorrent and incredibly ignorant views.

 There is so much dog whistling especially when it comes to racism and trans phobia that people get away with on era.  Like legit blatant I am saying this because I know that you get what I’m saying but no you can’t do anything about it.

 Sometimes it’s nice for somebody to just say something blatantly stupid and you for be able to just call them fucking stupid

Inb4 lol didn’t read

Man, fuck...why
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« Reply #2863 on: March 17, 2018, 01:22:09 AM »


Man, fuck...why

Get with the times.  We are now finding new ways to combine Feces + Pirate/Explorer/Robber you shit monk.

Oh, and everyone loves Cream and we are planning the Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble party. 


Whoops!
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« Reply #2864 on: March 17, 2018, 01:43:05 AM »
Why is MessofaMango calling Football and competing in the olympics a minstrel show?

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Racists enjoyed minstrel shows. As long as you can entertain them, cool. If you start going on about your humanity or politics of wanting to exist as a free person with a persecutionless life, you got problems.
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5676892/
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« Reply #2865 on: March 17, 2018, 01:47:53 AM »
I'm going but I'm pretty sure there was a thread about a guy doing tinder 500 times and getting 4 response.  Someone check what messymango said.
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« Reply #2866 on: March 17, 2018, 01:50:53 AM »
Because he is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

benjipwns

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« Reply #2867 on: March 17, 2018, 02:03:58 AM »
wait, is this LionPride post racist :thinking
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Maybe it's because the people who tend to speak out the loudest are.....black
AND sexist?
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Who made this topic? A black woman

mods help
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People go from they experiences

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« Reply #2868 on: March 17, 2018, 02:14:56 AM »
I'm going but I'm pretty sure there was a thread about a guy doing tinder 500 times and getting 4 response.  Someone check what messymango said.

You’re at the Bore. You can just ask Stosta directly about what she said.
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« Reply #2869 on: March 17, 2018, 02:18:10 AM »
I'm going but I'm pretty sure there was a thread about a guy doing tinder 500 times and getting 4 response.  Someone check what messymango said.

You’re at the Bore. You can just ask Stosta directly about what she said.

Whatever you gay person. 

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« Reply #2870 on: March 17, 2018, 02:21:36 AM »
Hypercompetitiveness once cost me all that was dear in my life.

You frame this as in the past. Does that mean you’re done with Hillary?
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« Reply #2871 on: March 17, 2018, 02:23:30 AM »
Yeah, I want to say it was over Tekken or something like that?

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« Reply #2872 on: March 17, 2018, 02:23:50 AM »
I've never seen Star Wars
To shosta, the best of us all
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« Reply #2873 on: March 17, 2018, 02:29:20 AM »
Eurinal   Europeans   Many European countries use pay-toilets, having to pay for public restrooms. Europe + Urinal

wtf pay toilets

It's what happens when you give a living wage to the people cleaning the toilets.

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« Reply #2874 on: March 17, 2018, 02:31:18 AM »
Do you guys not know that enzom is a troll?

What if this was what he meant when he asked people to use the word they really thought ? :ohhh
« Last Edit: March 17, 2018, 04:00:38 AM by VomKriege »
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« Reply #2875 on: March 17, 2018, 02:32:30 AM »
yo jack, i got you :ohyeah




https://www.resetera.com/posts/155435/
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Then I picked up my kids from school. They could tell I was in a bad mood and they asked me what was wrong. "I lost at Tekken" is the life lesson they received.

I ended up getting in a car accident in the evening, but I don't even consider it the worse thing that happened that day. I when I finally arrived (late) to the meeting I was headed to before the accident, I literally told them that I was more mad at Tekken than the vehicle damage.

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« Reply #2876 on: March 17, 2018, 02:35:43 AM »
 :nope

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« Reply #2877 on: March 17, 2018, 02:40:25 AM »
Tthe most deranged thing about the whole phoneix rising situation is the moment where he thought that "I should totally share all of this with my internet community. I'm sure they'll understand."

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« Reply #2878 on: March 17, 2018, 02:45:56 AM »
This is how exelciorf thinks.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/5639209/



?

She's now fighting on the behalf of the Irish?  Because she thinks we stole St. Paddy's Day from them?


Cream, is Excelsiorif also a troll?
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« Reply #2879 on: March 17, 2018, 02:59:04 AM »
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Anyone else grow up in an area where if you didn't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, you got pinched?

What the fuck was that?

Our school uniform was navy blue and white. We were allowed to wear navy blue and white only. Shoes could be brown or black.

On St. Patrick's Day, every year - every fucking year - children, including me, would be dropped off for school, forgetting it was St. Patrick's Day. Then, before taking ten steps into the parking lot, you would see the throng waiting. And when they noticed you, you suddenly remembered what day it was, and what was about to go down. And just when one of them would rally the rest with: "She ain't wearing GREEN!" you'd break into run, trying to make your way to the nearest tree or hibiscus bush to grab a leaf to stick in your hair or tuck into your pocket. Salvation only came with that precious green. And you would race your heart out to forage for some green. Sometimes you'd make it. Sometimes you wouldn't, and your "friends" and classmates would pull at the skin on your arms until you slapped them away.

This shit was fucking traumatizing.

What was the source of this nonsense? Who the fuck made this shit up and turned elementary school into a horror show for the day?