Author Topic: Other Forums |OT| ♀ C O R E V A L U E S ♀ Sponsored By THQNordic  (Read 7690435 times)

0 Members and 42 Guests are viewing this topic.

PogiJones

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35820 on: September 25, 2018, 08:38:28 PM »
Are you really surprised though, bb? It was GAF 2.0 from the get-go.
Not really surprised, no. It's still crazy though. Reddit shouldn't feel like a reprieve from anything.

Still, I thought there was a chance that $$ would cause the staff to become a little more sane over time.

Uncle

  • Have You Ever
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35821 on: September 25, 2018, 08:39:24 PM »
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=post;topic=45505.40440;last_msg=2505517
Quote
User Banned (Permanent): Nonsensical grandstanding and inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding censorship; junior phase account downplaying diversity and inclusivity efforts
Quote
text

Nonsensical?

The ban message sounds like some sort of supervillain dismissing the hero as they deliver the tagline of the movie

"Stop your blathering nonsense about good prevailing!  Your grandstanding won't save you now!  Take him away!"
Uncle

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35822 on: September 25, 2018, 08:44:17 PM »
Post your Bowsette and related stuff here.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45474.0

Why do you guys want bans?  :-\

Idk why do you enjoy having a stick up your ass?

Idk why don't you ask the members who don't want to see NSFW stuff posted in this thread? 
:ufup

Their mistake is browsing this board while at work.

:ufup

Or browsing this entire forum.  At all!

:trumps

Are you really surprised though, bb? It was GAF 2.0 from the get-go.
Not really surprised, no. It's still crazy though. Reddit shouldn't feel like a reprieve from anything.

Still, I thought there was a chance that $$ would cause the staff to become a little more sane over time.

Reddit's always been "you get what you put in." I haven't really ever had "shit" subreddit problems outside of the popular/defaults. Generally the smaller ones are alright to deal with. So for me, Reddit's always been better than GAF and 2.0 because for the most part, the insane folks are generally drowned by the mods.

Jansen

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35823 on: September 25, 2018, 08:44:28 PM »
Post your Bowsette and related stuff here.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45474.0

Why do you guys want bans?  :-\

Idk why do you enjoy having a stick up your ass?

Idk why don't you ask the members who don't want to see NSFW stuff posted in this thread? 
:ufup

"Oh no, he said to go post pictures in a different topic.  WHAT A TYRANT!"
:rage

Everyone that complained are fucking pussies.  Hope they don't complain about era in here cuz that would make them hypocrites.

They're hypocrites because they don't want to get in trouble for having lewd fanart on their screen without warning?
 :cmonson

Get over it.  Talk about having a stick up your ass.  :doge


nachobro

  • Live Más
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35824 on: September 25, 2018, 08:49:01 PM »
borkette when

bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
ど助平

Uncle

  • Have You Ever
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35826 on: September 25, 2018, 08:52:59 PM »
Little did he know bork works at the very place where he is interning
Uncle


bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
ど助平

bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35829 on: September 25, 2018, 08:56:48 PM »
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=post;topic=45505.40440;last_msg=2505517
Quote
User Banned (Permanent): Nonsensical grandstanding and inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding censorship; junior phase account downplaying diversity and inclusivity efforts
Quote
text

Nonsensical?

The ban message sounds like some sort of supervillain dismissing the hero as they deliver the tagline of the movie

"Stop your blathering nonsense about good prevailing!  Your grandstanding won't save you now!  Take him away!"

Is the thread turning into a ban graveyard?  Right under that post:

Quote
User Banned (Duration Pending): Endorsing inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding censorship and downplaying diversity and inclusivity efforts
Quote from: Raven117, post: 13083245, member: 2359
Quote from: Khanimus, post: 13082674, member: 4154
Games don't just pop out of the ether.  They chose to create this scene, they thought it was worth putting in there.

This isn't a "separate fiction from reality" problem.  And it doesn't matter if this is one scene or one of two dozen.  Someone along that production chain thought this was worthwhile to put in there, and played it off as a fucking joke.

These attitudes ain't a light fantasy - this is shit real people deal with, and this game just chooses to continue to normalize it.  Fuck that.
My only point is perspective.  Real women suffer from sexual assault on a daily basis.  This is of course an issue that absolutely needs to improve in our society.  If we use this scene to discuss it, then that is fantastic.  It should be constantly addressed.

Id rather they not put the scene in there.  Its not my thing.  But just one meh, scene, I can get over.  Others, they can't and thats fine.  Everyone gets to choose what's important and what isn't to them.

Quote from: Jamesb0ndjr, post: 13083192, member: 45506

I'm sure I will myself be banned for pointing this out.

I hope you don't.  I liked your quotes.  There are way too many on here quick to want to censor instead of actually addressing the underlying issues of what lead to the act they want to censor in the first place.  Its just a game of whack-a-mole.  Its happening everywhere too, but especially the political conversation.

Edit: I took out references to violence.  I don't want it to be misconstrued as equating violence and sexual assault issues versus the influence of video games on the player.  Two very different issues.
ど助平

agrajag

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35830 on: September 25, 2018, 08:58:16 PM »
Little did he know bork works at the very place where he is interning

Suck my dick and balls, I jerk off to Bowser porn!


Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35832 on: September 25, 2018, 08:58:35 PM »

Jansen

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35833 on: September 25, 2018, 09:04:03 PM »
7 views? Is that you?


bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35835 on: September 25, 2018, 09:06:07 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/vg24-valkyria-chronicles-4%E2%80%99s-sexual-harassment-problem-is-unacceptable-in-2018-read-op.70827/page-12

Quote from: Linkura, post: 13086392, member: 2697
Quote from: Koppai, post: 13086155, member: 2944
It's just fan service. And while its sexist, anime and Japan and general have always had perverted moments like this.

Not defending this practice, but Japan is still very isolationist when it comes to social justice issues.

Just like they asked Japanese people about Scarjo playing Kusanagi in the GITS movie, and Japanese people seemed largely okay with it. They don't think the same as the western world.
Way to edit your post there to avoid a ban. (It was only the first 2 sentences for about 5 minutes.)

I saw you.

 :badass
ど助平

joeboy101

  • TheBore rulez
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35836 on: September 25, 2018, 09:09:52 PM »
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=post;topic=45505.40440;last_msg=2505517
Quote
User Banned (Permanent): Nonsensical grandstanding and inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding censorship; junior phase account downplaying diversity and inclusivity efforts
Quote
text

Nonsensical?

The ban message sounds like some sort of supervillain dismissing the hero as they deliver the tagline of the movie

"Stop your blathering nonsense about good prevailing!  Your grandstanding won't save you now!  Take him away!"

The irony being that 'Nonsensical Grandstanding' is ERA's bread and butter. If they're banning for that, might as well axe most of the userbase.

Cauliflower Of Love

  • I found my bearings, they were in the race
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35837 on: September 25, 2018, 09:21:02 PM »
your link is fucked up bork, wtf


Tripon

  • Teach by day, Sleep by night
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35839 on: September 25, 2018, 09:49:16 PM »
ERA seriously just needs to go with set categories for bans. I don't know who is writing them (I suppose the individual mods), but the word salad some of these bans have become makes me tear my hair out, and I'm not an English teacher. If a person who actually did care about grammar saw some of those ban messages, it would probably give them the grammar version of PTSD.

Uncle

  • Have You Ever
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35840 on: September 25, 2018, 09:53:36 PM »
ERA seriously just needs to go with set categories for bans. I don't know who is writing them (I suppose the individual mods), but the word salad some of these bans have become makes me tear my hair out, and I'm not an English teacher. If a person who actually did care about grammar saw some of those ban messages, it would probably give them the grammar version of PTSD.

Are you trying to say it would trigger them

 :social
Uncle

EightBitNate

  • I don’t wanna be horny anymore, I wanna be happy
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35841 on: September 25, 2018, 09:55:39 PM »
ERA seriously just needs to go with set categories for bans. I don't know who is writing them (I suppose the individual mods), but the word salad some of these bans have become makes me tear my hair out, and I'm not an English teacher. If a person who actually did care about grammar saw some of those ban messages, it would probably give them the grammar version of PTSD.

That won’t work when it doesn’t matter what rule is being broken, but who is breaking that rule and for what reason. Hard to define *anything* when you go off your feelings and what you deem best for your hugbox.

Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35842 on: September 25, 2018, 10:07:31 PM »
ERA seriously just needs to go with set categories for bans. I don't know who is writing them (I suppose the individual mods), but the word salad some of these bans have become makes me tear my hair out, and I'm not an English teacher. If a person who actually did care about grammar saw some of those ban messages, it would probably give them the grammar version of PTSD.
User warned: dismissive, disingenuous rhetoric designed to tone police distinguished peoples of color who are marginalized within their communities while down-playing social justice concerns in bad faith and denying autonomy of minorities leading to misapplication of racist rhetoric combined with history of holocost denial, junior account

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35843 on: September 25, 2018, 10:32:39 PM »
No. More like David HATER AMIRITE? :heyman
que

Cauliflower Of Love

  • I found my bearings, they were in the race
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35844 on: September 25, 2018, 10:55:34 PM »
I demand more Bowsette and less bickering.

clothedmacuser

  • Defender of Centrist Scum
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35845 on: September 25, 2018, 10:57:58 PM »
I demand #Powsette 


sigh

Cauliflower Of Love

  • I found my bearings, they were in the race
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35846 on: September 25, 2018, 11:04:27 PM »
I can sleep now.


bork

  • おっぱいは命、尻は故郷
  • Global Moderator
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35847 on: September 25, 2018, 11:22:18 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/saying-kingdom-hearts-has-a-confusing-story-strikes-me-as-disingenuous.70875/
Quote from: malyse, post: 13077188, member: 2824
I could maybe see the argument in 2012 when the games were scattered to the four winds, but the first HD ReMix (aka compilation) came out in 2013 and as of 2017 everything is on PS4. They even are selling a $100 all in one package that has all the games and a preorder for 3. And it's not like there weren't recaps on YouTube.

As for the story itself, it's hardly that complex. Granted there are still some things unexplained, but considering that the games have not only justified why Sora starts every game at level 1 but also explained why Mickey wasn't wearing a shirt in KH1 even though he had one in the prequel (I'm not making that up), expecting that they won't make anything explicitly clear that isn't a sequel hook seems ridiculous. Say it's convoluted. Say it's poorly told. But confusing? Nah bruh.
:confused
ど助平

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35848 on: September 25, 2018, 11:34:19 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/saying-kingdom-hearts-has-a-confusing-story-strikes-me-as-disingenuous.70875/
Quote from: malyse, post: 13077188, member: 2824
I could maybe see the argument in 2012 when the games were scattered to the four winds, but the first HD ReMix (aka compilation) came out in 2013 and as of 2017 everything is on PS4. They even are selling a $100 all in one package that has all the games and a preorder for 3. And it's not like there weren't recaps on YouTube.

As for the story itself, it's hardly that complex. Granted there are still some things unexplained, but considering that the games have not only justified why Sora starts every game at level 1 but also explained why Mickey wasn't wearing a shirt in KH1 even though he had one in the prequel (I'm not making that up), expecting that they won't make anything explicitly clear that isn't a sequel hook seems ridiculous. Say it's convoluted. Say it's poorly told. But confusing? Nah bruh.
:confused

This is why we need to start putting birth control in the water supply.
serge

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35849 on: September 26, 2018, 12:51:11 AM »
Quote
Posts which downplay or dismiss sexism, complain about outrage or outrage culture, or try to dismiss concerns based on the country from which the game came from will be met with bans. Please continue to report posts that violate our FAQ and ToS.
"Anyone who disagrees will be banned." They're getting more explicit.
How does one violate frequently asked questions

Tripon

  • Teach by day, Sleep by night
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35850 on: September 26, 2018, 12:51:58 AM »
Here's how simple Kingdom Hearts story is:

Heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartlessHeartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship

light ice cream friendship heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartlessHeartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship darkness light heart heartless darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship

In conclusion: friendship darkness darkness nobodies darkness light light ice cream friendship heartless heartless nobodies darkness heartless friendship.

Sorry you don't understand the breadth of Nomura's genius, plebs :snob



Nomura did the long con and is going to release Kingdom Hearts III 13 years after Kingdom Hearts II.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuura.

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35851 on: September 26, 2018, 12:54:38 AM »
I used to be a massive KH fan. Haven’t played one since II. 
IYKYK

Jansen

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35852 on: September 26, 2018, 12:56:10 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/13093367/

Quote from: aspiegamer, post: 13093367, member: 11280
Having played through these sections now, it's clickbait garbage. Raz is mocked, scorned and turned down by the women he comments on (though actual punishment would have been welcomed). Later he's outright punched in the face by the victim and mocked by the entire squad for getting beat up after the ass-grabbing incident. Even the "no guy's got an ass this tight" line makes sense in context--Still entirely inappropriate, of course, but it does have context. Not that I'm condoning this kind of content be in games, but it's absolute rubbish from VG24.

I can't say I've played enough to give a proper view on any sort of overall and overtly sexist tone, but there haven't been any major red flags for me yet. I'll gladly eat crow and correct myself if the steady theme throughout changes, but the game doesn't strike me as any more or less appropriate for now. On a somewhat related note, there's a transgender group member at the start that seems represented well (so far).
Every part of this post was carefully crafted to catch maximum feels

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35853 on: September 26, 2018, 12:58:07 AM »
Their mistake is browsing this board while at work.

:ufup
If I didnt browse this forum at work, I probably wouldnt at all, home life is too busy, do you really want me to disappear mr stark? :goldberg

Tripon

  • Teach by day, Sleep by night
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35854 on: September 26, 2018, 01:27:16 AM »
I used to be a massive KH fan. Haven’t played one since II.
People will tell you that you can ignore them, but literally all III is going to be is a million new characters doing things for plot devices/motivations/explanations that are explained in the spin-offs. It won't make sense if you go from 2->3.

But even worse than the jargon-babble is the sharp decline in gameplay and need to shoehorn shitty mechanics. The 3DS game + Re:Coded is actually painful to play through, and I actually enjoyed playing through Drakengard 1/3.

If you ever want to dive into the series out of curiosity, the PSP one was pretty good, and RE:CoM was actually really fun to blow through back in the day.

In fact, the PSP one is so integral to III's plot that KH nerds will spin it that it's actually your fault for having not played through the entirety of that specific portable game.

Birth By Sleep got re-released as part of Kingdom Hearts 2.5. I actually didn't mind Dream Drop Distance, but anyone saying that story makes sense is an liar. Best game with movement, even if it breaks the game immediately. Also has the best Disney world by far, Fantasia alone justifies the purchase. You can buy both KH 2.5 and KH 2.8 for cheap at this point.

jorma

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35855 on: September 26, 2018, 02:00:57 AM »
Quote
Posts which downplay or dismiss sexism, complain about outrage or outrage culture, or try to dismiss concerns based on the country from which the game came from will be met with bans. Please continue to report posts that violate our FAQ and ToS.
"Anyone who disagrees will be banned." They're getting more explicit.
How does one violate frequently asked questions

because on ree, asking questions is a massive dog whistle for the alt right.

clothedmacuser

  • Defender of Centrist Scum
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35856 on: September 26, 2018, 02:05:06 AM »



because on ree, asking questions is a massive dog whistle for the alt right.

Ha ha. it is.  "Oh another guy asking questions!"

Asking questions or questioning mods is ban worthy!  They've gone from Animal Farm to The Time Machine and the Morlocks


No Discussion

Don't Ask Questions

Trying to think of the third rule of Era.  Don't reply to Beefy, Enzom, or Labor.
sigh

jorma

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35857 on: September 26, 2018, 02:06:16 AM »
Post your Bowsette and related stuff here.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45474.0

Why do you guys want bans?  :-\

Idk why do you enjoy having a stick up your ass?

Idk why don't you ask the members who don't want to see NSFW stuff posted in this thread? 
:ufup

"Oh no, he said to go post pictures in a different topic.  WHAT A TYRANT!"
:rage

Everyone that complained are fucking pussies.  Hope they don't complain about era in here cuz that would make them hypocrites.

the pictures were all tame and barely showed skin, the problematic issue is that they were all animu weeb nintard fan fiction pics.



Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35858 on: September 26, 2018, 02:42:19 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/saying-kingdom-hearts-has-a-confusing-story-strikes-me-as-disingenuous.70875/
Quote from: malyse, post: 13077188, member: 2824
I could maybe see the argument in 2012 when the games were scattered to the four winds, but the first HD ReMix (aka compilation) came out in 2013 and as of 2017 everything is on PS4. They even are selling a $100 all in one package that has all the games and a preorder for 3. And it's not like there weren't recaps on YouTube.

As for the story itself, it's hardly that complex. Granted there are still some things unexplained, but considering that the games have not only justified why Sora starts every game at level 1 but also explained why Mickey wasn't wearing a shirt in KH1 even though he had one in the prequel (I'm not making that up), expecting that they won't make anything explicitly clear that isn't a sequel hook seems ridiculous. Say it's convoluted. Say it's poorly told. But confusing? Nah bruh.
:confused
I've played through most of those games, replayed the better ones through emu/HD collection, watched some "explanation videos" recently etc.

That series is unintelligible. Still don't know the what the fuck is going on about Xeanhort, Ansem, Xeanhort pretending to be Ansem(Or vice versa?), a masked figure pretending to be one of the two, Riku turning into a clone that resembles Ansem(or was it Xeanhort?) but it turns out he actually resembles Xeanhort(or was it Ansem?), BBS Terra fusing with the past version of Ansem/Xeanhort who time traveled from the future, Nobodies/Somebodies/Nobodies who act like Somebodies/Heartless, Kingdom Hearts itself etc.

That shit is just a fog of terms screamed in very bad writing and has an insane amount of Japanese animu cliches.

It's still a pretty good Action RPG with a lot of charm and work put into it, but it's impossible to follow the writing outside of the contained games. Even then, KH2 becomes really hard to follow after Tron... and all the other side games just expand on that weird bullshit with unanswered questions of their own.

You keep saying "or ansem?" Like it's a mystery afterwards. It isnt, straight up. It's a reveal, and then it's done.

I played KH2 when I was 14 and I understood all of it because the series is written for children even younger than that. The amount of adults that fail to understand these kid's games is actually difficult for me to fathom. Like, seriously, watch the cutscenes for these games. Every time a new plot point happens sora Donald and goofy pow wow about and restate it over and over so that little kids understand.

I feel like a Harry potter fan if the series hit it big with deathly hallows and it brought in a thousand people asking the dumbest fucking questions and saying shit like "wow who the fuck is snape and why should i care? Sirius Black? Who the fuck is that? This is IMPENETRABLE". Kh3 is like, game #8 or some shit. It's the part where everything goes down with all the characters you met so far. It's like infinity war.

It's a simple story and there really isn't much in the series that's hasn't been OVER explained (they made a game to explain why mickey lost his shirt). Seriously, there arent any plot devices that arent understood after 1 run through of any given game, because frankly in a lot of them barely anything fucking happens. Nomura is just a fucking dumbass that decided to name all of his games so badly that nobody understood what games they should play. But jesus christ almighty, do not tell me that you as an adult that does not have a deficiency related to short term memory cannot follow along.

I'm a Puppy!

  • Knows the muffin man.
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35859 on: September 26, 2018, 02:48:45 AM »
Just tell me one thing, who is Sora?
que

Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35860 on: September 26, 2018, 02:52:02 AM »
Literally 5 people

 Also fuck everyone for triggering me so hard about this dumb 15 year old Disney shounen that I needed to post :rage

Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35861 on: September 26, 2018, 03:15:32 AM »
Yeah but like, if you don't know who either character is or what their motivations are after Donald duck and goofy the dog basically look into the camera and explain it to you, i'll think you an issue processing shit.

The series is bafflingly, hilariously distinguished mentally-challenged, in the way that only the goofiest of Shonen anime are. But that's all it is, is a dumb action anime where everyone wants to become strong by fighting over the Heart mcGuffin, and it asspulls because it has to write it's way around a villain losing eight consecutive times.

I'm not saying it's anywhere near good writing, but it's really really dumb and simple on a game by game basis. It only sounds complex in the same way that summarizing the last ten years of spider-man or batman comics, or all of LOST would be. It's volume.

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35862 on: September 26, 2018, 03:22:09 AM »
I used to be a massive KH fan. Haven’t played one since II.
People will tell you that you can ignore them, but literally all III is going to be is a million new characters doing things for plot devices/motivations/explanations that are explained in the spin-offs. It won't make sense if you go from 2->3.

But even worse than the jargon-babble is the sharp decline in gameplay and need to shoehorn shitty mechanics. The 3DS game + Re:Coded is actually painful to play through, and I actually enjoyed playing through Drakengard 1/3.

If you ever want to dive into the series out of curiosity, the PSP one was pretty good, and RE:CoM was actually really fun to blow through back in the day.

In fact, the PSP one is so integral to III's plot that KH nerds will spin it that it's actually your fault for having not played through the entirety of that specific portable game.

Got CoM on release day. Never played RE: CoM or BBS. I want the hd collections to quickly go through em.
IYKYK

Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35863 on: September 26, 2018, 03:26:06 AM »
ReCOM blows wet chunks. The game was designed as a side scrolling beat em up and the PS2 remake disregards that in favor of a clunky frankenstein of COM's card battles with wide open areas and enemies who arent fun to engage with in 3D space.

Either watch the cutscenes on YouTube or play the GBA version, but I stopped playing it like 3 hours in because everything took an eternity.

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35864 on: September 26, 2018, 03:31:33 AM »
Words can’t express how much I loved KH1 and the original release of CoM. I was a full on KH STAN. I thought they were fun as shit despite the flaws. One day my cousin and I went through almost all of KH (up to the whale level) in like one sitting. I replayed that game so much. I thought II was a massive step back. The stages in 1 were big and exploratory and in II they turned it into a hack and slash with small, short levels that were sometimes only four or five screens tops. Gone was the exploration. Getting new abilities, flying through massive levels, unlocking crap with said new abilities Metroid style made the first game fun as fuck to me. Hallowed Bastion is incredible. :lawd On top of that it had a simple, charming story and wasn’t complete batshit. None of the portable games besides BBS looked good to me and we’ve waited this entire time for KHIII so I’ve put put my KH love in the closet.

KH1 THE GOAT

IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35865 on: September 26, 2018, 03:40:01 AM »


Hnnnnnnnnng yoko-san!!!!
IYKYK

Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35866 on: September 26, 2018, 03:42:13 AM »
Unironically the best scene in the series is the never land boat fight where little boy Haley joel Osment tries so hard his voice cracks

It really is a shame they blew their child actor load after one title and moved on to having big name actors do typical anime dubs for it

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35867 on: September 26, 2018, 03:43:51 AM »
Kingdom Hearts is Square Enix's Sonic Adventure.

How so
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35868 on: September 26, 2018, 03:44:33 AM »
Squaresoft logo :heart

Squaresoft my sweet prince...:fbm

The world is still square. In my heart. :tocry
IYKYK

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35869 on: September 26, 2018, 03:51:12 AM »


Hnnnng!
IYKYK

Transhuman

  • youtu.be/KCVCmGPgJS0
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35870 on: September 26, 2018, 04:05:38 AM »
Words can’t express how much I loved KH1 and the original release of CoM. I was a full on KH STAN. I thought they were fun as shit despite the flaws. One day my cousin and I went through almost all of KH (up to the whale level) in like one sitting.

One day my friend and his cousin were playing in the woods behind his house, and they found a tiny baby bird chirping on the ground because it had fallen from it's nest. My friend's cousin pulled down his pants and took a shit on it.

Transhuman

  • youtu.be/KCVCmGPgJS0
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35871 on: September 26, 2018, 04:07:40 AM »
Hnnnng!

Coffee Dog

  • Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35872 on: September 26, 2018, 04:16:32 AM »
Did the bird die? :goty2

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35873 on: September 26, 2018, 04:21:07 AM »
One day my friend and I went fishing in one of the local bayous and he got bit by a snake. :tocry
IYKYK

Transhuman

  • youtu.be/KCVCmGPgJS0
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35874 on: September 26, 2018, 04:25:37 AM »
Did the bird die? :goty2

They say you shouldn't even touch a baby bird because if your human scent gets on it, the mother bird won't want it back. So yeah that baby chick died.


SantaC

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35876 on: September 26, 2018, 05:50:52 AM »
seriously? I got banned for this post:




is it false equivalence and downplaying sexism asking a question?

Transhuman

  • youtu.be/KCVCmGPgJS0
  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35877 on: September 26, 2018, 06:06:12 AM »
Did you at least consider where they're coming from? Maybe you are sexist.


daemon

  • Senior Member
Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| ERA? I don't know her.
« Reply #35879 on: September 26, 2018, 06:23:08 AM »
I found KH to be more magical than any of the sequels. Apt plot twist. Apt world. Bittersweet beautiful ending. Everything was better aside from combat