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[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-should-win-the-nobel-peace-prize-south-koreas-moon-says.39391/#post-7369761

Inadvertently stan for the only remaining totalitarian dictator just to show everyone you hate Trump, brehs

Now all we need is to get Stormy Daniels and Kanye involved in this plotline.

Any ideas?

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7367306/

Always a good sign to declare you're keeping a list of race traitors.

[agrajag]

Have you brehs considered that we are unwitting actors in a massive reality show?

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7367306/

Always a good sign to declare you're keeping a list of race traitors.

must be the list of free thinkers

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7367306/

Always a good sign to declare you're keeping a list of race traitors.

must be the list of free thinkers

Pretty sure Lost in Vegas runs that one

[benjipwns]

Have you brehs considered that we are unwitting actors in a massive reality show?

I signed the consent form on everybody's behalf earlier.

[agrajag]

Have you brehs considered that we are unwitting actors in a massive reality show?

I signed the consent form on everybody's behalf earlier.

that's my purse, I don't know you!

[nudemacusers]

He looks like I thought he would.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vegan-mansplainer-scolds-doxxes-woman-after-she-buys-ice-cream-for-a-crying-kid.39407/#post-7371867

Because he looks vaguely ethnic?

Also, what does any of this have to do with mansplaining?

No it’s because he has the empty, brain-atrophied expression of a man who smokes a pound of weed a day, works at a warehouse, does 10th planet BJJ on the side, and reads natural news.

[agrajag]

it's mansplaining because he's a man, duh

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at how absurd that is

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[benjipwns]

Have you brehs considered that we are unwitting actors in a massive reality show?

I signed the consent form on everybody's behalf earlier.

that's my purse, I don't know you!

Also, I now have power of attorney.

[nachobro]

No it’s because he has the empty, brain-atrophied expression of a man who smokes a pound of weed a day, works at a warehouse, does 10th planet BJJ on the side, and reads natural news.

[agrajag]

Have you brehs considered that we are unwitting actors in a massive reality show?

I signed the consent form on everybody's behalf earlier.

that's my purse, I don't know you!

Also, I now have power of attorney.

joke's on you, I don't have a pot to piss in

[Kurt Russell]

If my partner decides to buy anything non-vegan I make sure it’s not coming out of my income and he understands and supports me because he knows how important the cause is to me

Sounds like you buy all the soy though, son.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7367306/

Always a good sign to declare you're keeping a list of race traitors.

"Comrade who's on your list today?"

"You are"

"hahahaha hahahaha good one comrade"

"hahahaahaha yes indeed..."

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-not-totally-free-of-cuts.39485/

how can you be this nit-picky

[Nabbis]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-not-totally-free-of-cuts.39485/

how can you be this nit-picky

OP and his autism aside, those fanboys could give nintards a run for their money.

[benjipwns]

WHEN DOES THE CLASS ACTION START?!?

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CANCEL MY PREORDER

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[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/god-of-war-not-totally-free-of-cuts.39485/

how can you be this nit-picky

It’s not even a traditional cut. How else are you supposed to be introduce fast travel?

[paprikastaude]

 

They prominently advertised the "no cuts", so w/e. Not that it would deserve a whole thread though, like any of the other 10 GoW topics a day (or 10 topics for whatever is the most current news/game to have kneejerk reactions for). Pretty sure GAF until its death still closed random attention-seeking opinion pieces and refered to the OT of a one week old game.

[benjipwns]

who said you could talk about The Old Place?

do I have to lock this thread until things calm down?

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

it's mansplaining because he's a man, duh

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at how absurd that is

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You cant be a vegan and be a man smh

[TVC15]

It almost makes me not want to share this with you TVC...almost.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Lady rampages when she finds out her $4 Popeyes meal doesn’t come with a drink
http://www.wfla.com/1149610307

OLD: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35992.msg2420925#msg2420925

You’re going to “old” me, you flaky-biscuited, dried-out, haggard, rotten coconut-flavored fruit leather, scab-snatched raisin handjobber?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45218.msg2387728#msg2387728

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fellow-otaku-help-me-choose-a-figurine.39524/

[Transhuman]

Being covered in milk and honey

Being eaten alive by rats

Being verbally degraded by TVC

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/simpsons-creator-matt-groening-on-apu-people-love-to-pretend-theyre-offended.39503/

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fellow-otaku-help-me-choose-a-figurine.39524/

Nobody is offended or has posted "gross" yet.  I'm disappointed. 

[TVC15]

I keep spraying this watery chocolate brown ass piss out of my asshole. It’s like a chocolate milk color and I gagged when I first thought that because it smells nuclear. There might be some chocolate chips in there. It smells like the kind of shit benji needs poured on his flaky pussy in order to refresh or fertilize it.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fellow-otaku-help-me-choose-a-figurine.39524/

Nobody is offended or has posted "gross" yet.  I'm disappointed. 

too bad the thread isn't about ann https://cdn4.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Persona5Ann-7.jpg

[TVC15]

How old can scrambled eggs be before I can’t microwave them and they need to be thrown out?

[TVC15]

This is a pressing and obviously timely manner so please answer before I have to post it in more threads.

[agrajag]

How old can scrambled eggs be before I can’t microwave them and they need to be thrown out?

if they start smelling like benji's crusty pussy, throw them out

[TVC15]

I just don’t want to shit my pants in my sleep again. For the first time in a while, my ass is absolutely busted.

[agrajag]

How old are the damn eggs? And why are you holding on to old scrambled eggs for fuck's sake, they're stupidly easy to make.

[TVC15]

Alright, ground rules. I may not answer every question from here on out because believe it or not there are details of my life that should remain private. Now, these questions:

How old are the scrambled eggs? A little less than 36 hours. They’re on 2 Burger King croissanwiches I ordered yesterday morning and forgot about. They’ve been sitting on top of my TV. One is open and has a bite or two out of it.

Why am I holding on to old scrambled eggs. it’s not intentional. I should just, like, not be my own caretaker. There’s no other food in the apartment and I need to eat

theyre stupidly easy to make. I don’t cook.

[Atramental]

Fast food eggs might as well be made out of air and egg flavored powder. 

I think it should be safe. Maybe.

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Nuke them in the microwave and report back. 

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[agrajag]

They make them from pasteurized liquid eggs that also contain some (iirc) citric acid to preserve them. You should be alright.

[TVC15]

Orrrrrrrrrr

There’s a half eaten superburrito in my fridge from December that I’m kind of afraid to move at this point. I need to eat something.

[agrajag]

Best buy a new fridge at this point.

[TVC15]

I wish someone told me how to take care of myself

[Sideshow Raheem]

I wish someone told me how to take care of myself

Allow me.

Thirty six hours at room temperature is all kinds of time for bad stuff to grow on your fast food breakfast.

Some juice is worth the squeeze. This is not.

[agrajag]

Don't listen to him TVC, eating suspect food strengthens the immune system

[Odrion]

don't eat old egg sandwiches that's just been lying on your tv for the love of christ

[TVC15]

Now I’m wondering if I even need to microwave it. It’s not hard or anything.

[Great Rumbler]

You should probably not eat fast food [eggs or otherwise] that have been sitting at room temperature for 36 hours.

[agrajag]

who are all these n00bs giving "good" advice?

 

Just follow your heart, TVC. Follow your black, rotten heart. 

[Atramental]

Just throw it out and go to denny’s or it’s equivalent in your area. That’s what I’d really do in this scenario.

[agrajag]

Edited to say, Atra you will be severly punished for showing such disloyalty to Yum! Brands, Inc.

[TVC15]

Just throw it out and go to denny’s or it’s equivalent in your area. That’s what I’d really do in this scenario.

I might do this, but I really don’t want to wait.

IHOP is an option. There’s a Denny’s option.

But I kinda want to eat straight-up trash and not fancy stuff.

[agrajag]

Yeah, who wants to rub elbows with those elitist socialites at IHOP right guys

[TVC15]

I dunno. A part of me is like “don’t make this situation worse.” My ass feels on the edge. There’s no feeling worse than waking up in a pool and thinking “fuck, I pissed myself” and then realizing a second later you didn’t piss yourself. Maybe I need to make healthy food decisions but like no restaurants are healthy and my attempts to woo a hubby here have failed thus far.

[Joe Molotov]

Just throw it out and go to denny’s or it’s equivalent in your area. That’s what I’d really do in this scenario.

I might do this, but I really don’t want to wait.

IHOP is an option. There’s a Denny’s option.

But I kinda want to eat straight-up trash and not fancy stuff.

Go to Waffle House, if you’re lucky you might only get raped and not murdered.

[agrajag]

I really think you should consult a gastroentorologist about your issues dude.

[seagrams hotsauce]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/7396805/

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.

 

[TVC15]

I really think you should consult a gastroentorologist about your issues dude.

I’m generally fine if I eat right. I’ve been fine for two-ish months, and recall that in Jan-Feb I was on a huge bender.

[Atramental]

Jack in the Box serves breakfast all day and is the quintessential trash food.

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their loaded breakfast sandwiches and breakfast burritos. So bad but so good.

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[TVC15]

Jack in the Box serves breakfast all day and is the quintessential trash food.

Oh no. That’s the line, dude. The grease on their breakfast food makes my leavings smell like decomposition or putrefaction. BK is where it’s at. Greasy but only mildly ass dangerous.

[Optimus]

Alright, ground rules. I may not answer every question from here on out because believe it or not there are details of my life that should remain private. Now, these questions:

How old are the scrambled eggs? A little less than 36 hours. They’re on 2 Burger King croissanwiches I ordered yesterday morning and forgot about. They’ve been sitting on top of my TV. One is open and has a bite or two out of it.

Why am I holding on to old scrambled eggs. it’s not intentional. I should just, like, not be my own caretaker. There’s no other food in the apartment and I need to eat

theyre stupidly easy to make. I don’t cook.

Buy potatoes, butter and lemons. You don't even need to skin the potatoes just put a couple of them in the microwave until they're very soft.

Take the microwaved potato cut it in half, with the one half make a few superficial cuts on it can absorb melted butter, put some butter on it and spread it while it melts then salt, pepper and squeeze a little lemon on it.  Take a small spoon an eat it. Repeat.

There, my extremely lazy and pretty tasty recipe.

[agrajag]

Or you can eat Optimus's Gulag Potatoes


 

[Atramental]

I’m going to get Waffle House tomorrow. It’s a “gift” to myself for having to wake up at 4:30 am... 

[Great Rumbler]

Potatoes? We're not 18th century Irish peasants, this is the 21st century and we will eat only the finest Burger King hamburger sandwiches, thank you very much.