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[porkbun]

How do these guys talk to thier friends in real life about girls they find attractive?

Probably exchange loundry tips on how to wash cum soaked pillows.

You're stretching it to think ERA posters a) have actual friends and b) do laundry.

Have we not gotten a thread yet about how not washing your clothes is actually a good thing and "natural oils from your body" will cleanse them for you or some shit?  They did it with soap and shampoo on old-neogoof.

I'm not sure about clothes, but there was one on oldGAF about how often people wash their sheets and most posters went several weeks/months without doing so.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Mod Message: ( (User(resetera user) Banned (can't post) (Duration Pending(not set length decided yet) ): Advocating (threatening the use of) violence(violence) )

[joeboy101]

Ooooh there’s going to be some bans in the dick thread. Just waiting for the reports now. In the meantime...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/performing-pelvic-exams-on-unconscious-women-without-explicit-consent-is-legal-in-45-states.70751/#post-13097464

What the fuck is up with the rape apologists in this thread. When people ask ResetERA what kind of forum ResetERA is and want examples of rape culture take a look at this thread.

 

ResetEra | Rape Apologists

[bork]

haha he was in such a hurry to virtue signal his hatred of his gender that he didn't even read the article before he did so.

HAY EVERYONE! I HATE MAH DICK! I'M A GOOD ALLY!

And as always, another REEEEEEE'er was quick to catch and quote that before he edited it out of his post. 

[bork]

User Banned (Duration Pending): Advocating (threatening the use of) violence
https://www.resetera.com/posts/13090612/

So in a thread titled "Most inappropriate thing you’ve said at work," he posts what the most inappropriate thing he said was...and got banned for it?   

[agrajag]

Flake is a fucking SLEAZE.

Call his office: 202-224-4521

And if you want to pose as one of his constituents: https://www.zipcodestogo.com/Arizona/

Sounds like you're a sleaze too.

[ModernBoxes]

Jack Thompson was (rightfully) the censor devil for two decades, now he's nothing compared to the righteous wing of ResetERA justice. Killing people is still a-okay but how dare you write sleezy characters into video games.

[Drainage]

Don't forget the inevitable jump to paranoid conspiracy delusions when everyone is made a fool. An integral part of the ResetERA Cycle.

What's the story with posters dropping threads like this and then running off never to be heard from again in the thread?

[kingv]

Ooooh there’s going to be some bans in the dick thread. Just waiting for the reports now. In the meantime...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/performing-pelvic-exams-on-unconscious-women-without-explicit-consent-is-legal-in-45-states.70751/#post-13097464

What the fuck is up with the rape apologists in this thread. When people ask ResetERA what kind of forum ResetERA is and want examples of rape culture take a look at this thread.

 

ResetEra | Rape Apologists

I had a friend that went to medical school (and strangely went to work for a computer company afterwards) and his stories about this shit made me sick to my stomach. Not necessarily that they were “sexually assaulting” people but like, giving unconscious people prostate exams and shit before surgery so that students could feel what an enlarged prostate felt like.

His advice: “don’t get surgery at a university hospital “.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Don't forget the inevitable jump to paranoid conspiracy delusions when everyone is made a fool. An integral part of the ResetERA Cycle.

What's the story with posters dropping threads like this and then running off never to be heard from again in the thread?

User Warned : History of not having a posting history. Advocating for posting in threads while not posting in thread.

[stufte]

Jack Thompson was (rightfully) the censor devil for two decades, now he's nothing compared to the righteous wing of ResetERA justice. Killing people is still a-okay but how dare you write sleezy characters into video games.

We celebrated at my old studio when JT got disbarred.



It was hilarious asking the supermarket cake lady to write "douchebag" on a cake.

[ToxicAdam]

OP UPDATED WITH IMPORTANT INFORMATION.  READ THE OP.

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Maybe this is the outcome of a generation raised by helicopter moms. They eternally have that voice locked in their head. It becomes their internal monologue.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

POST
THE
TWEET
TEXT

Are you guys all at home with full access to everything on the web!?

[Nabbis]

Ooooh there’s going to be some bans in the dick thread. Just waiting for the reports now. In the meantime...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/performing-pelvic-exams-on-unconscious-women-without-explicit-consent-is-legal-in-45-states.70751/#post-13097464

What the fuck is up with the rape apologists in this thread. When people ask ResetERA what kind of forum ResetERA is and want examples of rape culture take a look at this thread.

 

ResetEra | Rape Apologists

I had a friend that went to medical school (and strangely went to work for a computer company afterwards) and his stories about this shit made me sick to my stomach. Not necessarily that they were “sexually assaulting” people but like, giving unconscious people prostate exams and shit before surgery so that students could feel what an enlarged prostate felt like.

His advice: “don’t get surgery at a university hospital “.

Talking to normies about medicine. Sounds like he talked out of context or made shit up, i have a hard time believing that the context for students getting practice is as omnious as it sounds. Even if it is supposedly the darkest timeline for US now that Trump is president and two-headed cows are being born.

[Coffee Dog]

Theres nothing convoluted about a rash young man playing with dark forces he doesnt understand and getting possessed by a monster. There's nothing convoluted about a moustache twirling mastermind being revealed to have actually been pulling the strings all along with little nudges throughout the story. There is nothing complex about an evil looking man turning out to have a heart of gold. Kingdom hearts is comprised of child friendly, easy to digest plot beats and is rooted in cliche.

Its stupid, unabashedly so with nomura's fixation on doubles, but the information is doled out so slowly over the course of so many hundreds of hours of gameplay that its easy for kids and adults to follow along. Thats why the series is big with tweens in the first place, its closer to harry potter than Primer. But we should drop this, because at this point we're going in circles and i dont have much else to bring up other than delving into minutae of several games and petty shit.

[Switters]

I'll be the judge of whether your dick is any good or not, thank you very much.

[killamajig]

Ooooh there’s going to be some bans in the dick thread. Just waiting for the reports now. In the meantime...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/performing-pelvic-exams-on-unconscious-women-without-explicit-consent-is-legal-in-45-states.70751/#post-13097464

What the fuck is up with the rape apologists in this thread. When people ask ResetERA what kind of forum ResetERA is and want examples of rape culture take a look at this thread.

 

ResetEra | Rape Apologists

I had a friend that went to medical school (and strangely went to work for a computer company afterwards) and his stories about this shit made me sick to my stomach. Not necessarily that they were “sexually assaulting” people but like, giving unconscious people prostate exams and shit before surgery so that students could feel what an enlarged prostate felt like.

His advice: “don’t get surgery at a university hospital “.

Oh no! Medical students learning. You even said they weren't assaulting people.

If only they had Reee mods there to ban those medical students to keep people safe and not learn anything while in medical school.

And while we're at it let's stop them from performing autopsies on people who died that didn't give consent.

[Joe Molotov]

Jack Thompson was (rightfully) the censor devil for two decades, now he's nothing compared to the righteous wing of ResetERA justice. Killing people is still a-okay but how dare you write sleezy characters into video games.

We celebrated at my old studio when JT got disbarred.

(Image removed from quote.)

It was hilarious asking the supermarket cake lady to write "douchebag" on a cake.

I imagine someone going down a list...

"Can we get fucknuts?"

"No."

"Okay, how about shitbrains?"

"No."

"Mmm, what about douchebag?"

"No."

"Uh, douchenozzle?"

"Absolutely not."

"Douchecanoe?"

"Okay, you know what? We'll do douchebag if you never come back."

[Uncle]

I was thinking about Bowsette

Because she is fucking inescapable online

But she's really kind of the perfect emblem of the kind of shit reset always rails against

You have all these games that have like one or two moments with a sexy costume, or some alternate costume in Dragon Quest, or a hot spring scene in Xenoblade, or whatever, and they always freak out and say "gross!!!  Why do games keep doing this?!  Why do companies keep making these degrading images and outfits, and perpetuate negative stereotypes???"

And someone says "well, regardless of anything else, sex sells" (and is promptly banned)

And sex does sell, it doesn't matter how much you tone things down or try to minimize it or make the sexy woman also a power fantasy for women, etc.

Here we have a situation where Nintendo, the un-sexiest most mom company in existence made a new powerup to justify putting Peach in their game or something, not sexual at all

And the fans took that and ran with it and took it to insane levels, there is loads of art and spinoff art and alternate universes and Nintendo's stock jumped by 2% when Bowsette blew up, bigger than when they have one of their big game showcases even

https://twitter.com/TheAtlasOne/status/1044295762753007616

Fans made something sexy out of absolutely nothing at all and the company reaped financial rewards

You know how much money Nintendo would make if they did even one official thing with the Bowette concept?  But they won't, because they're a prude mom company afraid of the slightest bit of sexiness

And yet fans made it sexy for them and the sex still sold

Trying to shout sexiness out of games is a lost cause in a world where Bowsette can happen

People are just too fucking thirsty

[Joe Molotov]

Bowsette is old news, bro. Now it's all Booette.

[Uncle]

Oh yeah man Booette is 

And then there's also Dewaette

[Nabbis]

Okay, there was a line and now it's crossed.

[Transhuman]

Okay, there was a line and now it's crossed.

[Momo]

Just wait till the Sonic furries hit back

[agrajag]

Okay, there was a line and now it's crossed.

You fuckers crossed the line a long time ago. And then TVC threw up on the line.

[Momo]

Fuck, it's started

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/digitail-wearable-tail-app/

[Himu]

[I'm a Puppy!]

No. God No. No.

[joeboy101]

[bork]

Fuck, it's started

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/digitail-wearable-tail-app/

That first model tho

t h i c c

[kingv]

Bowsette is old news, bro. Now it's all Booette.

(Image removed from quote.)

There’s going to be a fan art of Luigi using his vaccuuum like a pussy pump on Booette. Mark it.

[james]

I can subscribe to this Booette thing.

[Switters]

This will all end once The_Donald starts flagellating their toads to a gender-bent God Emperor of Mankind. 

...but what if Henry Kis... No, it's too much..too much..

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Those are only good if they have a pulsing mode for the internal end.

[Drainage]

I can subscribe to this Booette thing.

Dewaette

[stufte]

Jack Thompson was (rightfully) the censor devil for two decades, now he's nothing compared to the righteous wing of ResetERA justice. Killing people is still a-okay but how dare you write sleezy characters into video games.

We celebrated at my old studio when JT got disbarred.

(Image removed from quote.)

It was hilarious asking the supermarket cake lady to write "douchebag" on a cake.

I imagine someone going down a list...

"Can we get fucknuts?"

"No."

"Okay, how about shitbrains?"

"No."

"Mmm, what about douchebag?"

"No."

"Uh, douchenozzle?"

"Absolutely not."

"Douchecanoe?"

"Okay, you know what? We'll do douchebag if you never come back."

We asked them to put "asshole" on it, but they refused. When we suggested "douchebag" she said "oh sure I'll write douchebag on a cake for you, no problem!" 

[jorma]

Fuck, it's started

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/digitail-wearable-tail-app/

That first model tho

t h i c c

The only hot ass they could find willing to market their furry weeb shit and it's either a butter face, or someone who refused unless she could be anonymous. 

[marrec]

Fuck, it's started

https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/digitail-wearable-tail-app/

 

[Drainage]

Great new content on Kotaku. This guy, Chris Kohler, lives in Japan... freaking JAPAN    and he ranked all the curry he ate in Japan. He was at a swank afterparty at the Tokyo Game Show       when a Japanese friend    confirmed he is known throughout Japan as "THE foreigner who loves curry"

https://kotaku.com/curry-i-ate-in-japan-ranked-1829316166

[seagrams hotsauce]

shitting on Koehler now? lol

[Himu]

Thanks for linking that. I love Koeler and I love curry. Thanks asshole.

[Drainage]

I didn't know he was an ally. I'll edit my post and maybe Bork could add to the OP with a thread title change?

[Himu]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

[bork]

Great new content on Kotaku. This guy, Chris Kohler, lives in Japan... freaking JAPAN    and he ranked all the curry he ate in Japan. He was at a swank afterparty at the Tokyo Game Show       when a Japanese friend    confirmed he is known throughout Japan as "THE foreigner who loves curry"

https://kotaku.com/curry-i-ate-in-japan-ranked-1829316166

Reminds me of that Brian Whatsisname guy on there.  Same kind of thing, just way more often.  There's a few people on Twitter who do that a lot too, just replace "Japan" with "Tokyo" specifically.  Maybe they don't realize how often they're saying it.

[bork]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

ASSUMING GENDER

[james]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

Why are you so obsessed with what Resetera thinks?

[bork]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

Why are you so obsessed with what Resetera thinks?

Why are you so obsessed with what riotous thinks?

Why am I so obsessed with what I think about you being obsessed that riotous is obsessed with what Resetera thinks?

[james]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

Why are you so obsessed with what Resetera thinks?

Why are you so obsessed with what riotous thinks?

Why am I so obsessed with what I think about you being obsessed that riotous is obsessed with what Resetera thinks?

Why are you so obsessed with not bringing back the Marina avatar?

[Himu]

Damn. Want.

I had some tonkatsu at a place nearby and it was good. I really want more japanese curry. I've had plenty of Indian and Vietnamese and they're amazing but love the texture of Japanese curry the most.

[who is ted danson?]

if you don't think bowsette led to an increase in the nintendo share price, you must have some kind of issue with women, sexist.

[Uncle]

Soraette now pls

[jorma]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.  One look at a larger window of the stock price is usualyl enough to make stock theories blow up.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

yeah, it's pretty laughable to suggest that the bump had anything to do with weeb fapping material. the stock has recently double bottomed and it broke a resistance early in the morning and went on a small run to close a gap from back in june that day. Nothing very remarkable.

[bork]

(Image removed from quote.)

[james]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.  One look at a larger window of the stock price is usualyl enough to make stock theories blow up.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

yeah, it's pretty laughable to suggest that the bump had anything to do with weeb fapping material. the stock has recently double bottomed and it broke a resistance early in the morning and went on a small run to close a gap from back in june that day. Nothing very remarkable.

We have a real Jordan Belfort on our hands here

[jorma]

Why does Bowsette bother you, Jesus man? Where did she touch you?

What are you talking about?   I really don't care.  I hate when idiots post about Nintendo stock, I've discussed it before in this thread.. we make fun of how Resetera thinks every little thing is directly responsible for the stock price in this very thread.  One look at a larger window of the stock price is usualyl enough to make stock theories blow up.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the idea?

yeah, it's pretty laughable to suggest that the bump had anything to do with weeb fapping material. the stock has recently double bottomed and it broke a resistance early in the morning and went on a small run to close a gap from back in june that day. Nothing very remarkable.

We have a real Jordan Belfort on our hands here

i don't know who that is, but i'm pretty sure i'd rather fap to him than anything from nintard fan ficton. 

[kingv]

Is bowsette circumcised?!

Edit: double bottomed 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I'm obsessed about what borkette thinks.

[kingv]

Ooooh there’s going to be some bans in the dick thread. Just waiting for the reports now. In the meantime...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/performing-pelvic-exams-on-unconscious-women-without-explicit-consent-is-legal-in-45-states.70751/#post-13097464

What the fuck is up with the rape apologists in this thread. When people ask ResetERA what kind of forum ResetERA is and want examples of rape culture take a look at this thread.

 

ResetEra | Rape Apologists

I had a friend that went to medical school (and strangely went to work for a computer company afterwards) and his stories about this shit made me sick to my stomach. Not necessarily that they were “sexually assaulting” people but like, giving unconscious people prostate exams and shit before surgery so that students could feel what an enlarged prostate felt like.

His advice: “don’t get surgery at a university hospital “.

Oh no! Medical students learning. You even said they weren't assaulting people.

If only they had Reee mods there to ban those medical students to keep people safe and not learn anything while in medical school.

And while we're at it let's stop them from performing autopsies on people who died that didn't give consent.

If you like the idea of 15 people fingerbangin on your butthole while you are under anesthesia to get your tonsils out, then please continue.

There is a reason why “Teaching Hospitals” don’t exactly advertise i this, because a lot of people would not be comfortable with it for good reason.

I acknowledge that there are good reasons why they do this, however, I’m not going out of my way to put myself in a position to have this happen to me.

[bork]

I'm obsessed about what borkette thinks.

[Himu]

Everyone deserves to be a princess.