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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39721 on: October 24, 2018, 09:39:33 AM »
One of the hot girls in high school that wouldn’t give the time of day was more than willing to shake her tits in my face for a dollar bill years later at the strip club... that’s not really revenge but I did get some satisfaction from it.

Edited for clarification.

She frequents strip clubs to make money, you don't.  You're still the loser.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39722 on: October 24, 2018, 09:42:41 AM »
Negative vibes man :fbm

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Getting families evicted and watching them as they’re forced to pack up their shit and fuck up is damn near sweet revenge to me.

 :hhh :jeanluc :what :oreilly

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Quote from: NoRéN, post: 14090934, member: 9622
Yup. I’ll try to sum up. The dad owned a local restaurant and suddenly started thinking himself some sort of “mob boss”. Basically, everyone knows me so that means they fear me, or some shit. Oldest son got into cars and started speeding up and down the street. Ran over someone’s dog too. The daughter started dating some dude who listened to too much Mexican drug lord music and started harassing people in the neighborhood. The youngest tried to start a gang with his friends.

They vandalized property of anyone that complained. Damaged cars, broke windows, some dogs in the neighborhood were poisoned. I installed cameras, documented everything. Eventually some actual gang members caught wind and shot the youngest around the corner. That was enough to get a petition going and put pressure in for an eviction which happened quickly.

Ooh the day of the move the dad first threatened people, myself included, then cried and begged me to ease up and do something to help.

They lost the restaurant soon after since, who in the neighborhood would patronize them.

Long story short is the restaurant that took its place is awesome! Oh, and my neighborhood loves me. Real lesson: don’t put up with shit. People like that aren’t going to just one day realize they’re crap and change.
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39723 on: October 24, 2018, 09:44:18 AM »
Could probably post  that on RE and earn some "wow, insightful stuff. Thanks for the work" replies

All I need is a like from Filler and it was all worth it.


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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39724 on: October 24, 2018, 09:46:32 AM »
:goldberg
https://www.resetera.com/threads/have-you-ever-had-satisfying-%E2%80%9Crevenge%E2%80%9D-against-someone.76413/page-2
Quote from: Ary F., post: 14091811, member: 26592
Ex boyfriend left me for a prostitute that gave him chlamydia within three days. Not really revenge but it was a great laugh. My revenge came in the form of getting into Law school after he claimed I wasn't smart enough to do so. Like okay man, I'm not the one farming and selling weed while being married to a racist former prostitute that stole clients from women of colour for the rest of my life.
I plan on sending him a pic of me flipping the bird while at LSE or is that too petty?
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39725 on: October 24, 2018, 09:47:32 AM »
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Mexican drug lord music



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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39726 on: October 24, 2018, 09:48:32 AM »
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I can't get over the fact that there's even a tunnel going under the water in the middle of the ocean.

Yes, a tunnel in the sea bed is absolutely unheard of :nintendo

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« Reply #39727 on: October 24, 2018, 09:49:22 AM »
fun fact: spm is in jail for sexually abusing kids from the age of 9 to 14 and even getting one pregnant. but he still got jamz so :yeshrug

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39728 on: October 24, 2018, 09:55:03 AM »
One of the hot girls in high school that wouldn’t give the time of day was more than willing to shake her tits in my face for a dollar bill years later at the strip club... that’s not really revenge but I did get some satisfaction from it.

Edited for clarification.

She frequents strip clubs to make money, you don't.  You're still the loser.

She probably doesn't even know how owned she was on that fateful day when some random customer gave her a few dollars.


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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39729 on: October 24, 2018, 10:00:13 AM »
One of the hot girls in high school that wouldn’t give the time of day was more than willing to shake her tits in my face for a dollar bill years later at the strip club... that’s not really revenge but I did get some satisfaction from it.

Edited for clarification.

She frequents strip clubs to make money, you don't.  You're still the loser.

She probably doesn't even know how owned she was on that fateful day when some random customer gave her a few dollars.

"Finally!! I get to touch her boobs!! I've won!"
gets out wallet


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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39731 on: October 24, 2018, 10:19:01 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-the-worst-story-ever-department-i-summon-the-3rd-birthday.76217/

And now we're at the point where members are making threads to showcase posts that they liked in other threads.

Quote from: Dreamboum, post: 14044685, member: 20982
But all of this is only an excuse to showcase this legendary post from MechaX about how bad The 3rd Birthday's story truly is. Well worth a read, to the point it actually makes the game sound good.
:foodcourt

legendary post
« Last Edit: October 24, 2018, 10:24:00 AM by bork »
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39733 on: October 24, 2018, 10:21:45 AM »
I took a peek down the rabbit hole.

https://www.cdprojekt.com/en/capital-group/board-of-directors/

Oleg Klapovskiy – Member of the Board

graduate of the Bauman Moscow State Technical University

- co-manages the GOG.com segment being mainly responsible for relations with it’s international partners, sales policy and daily operations

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/russias-president-vladimir-putin-awards-bauman-moscow-news-photo/609753998

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MOSCOW, RUSSIA SEPTEMBER 22, 2016: Russia's President Vladimir Putin (L) awards Bauman Moscow Technical University rector Anatoly Aleksandrov with an Order of Merit for the Fatherland (4th class) during a ceremony at the Moscow Kremlin.

 :putin

wow, insightful stuff. Thanks for the work

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39734 on: October 24, 2018, 10:41:54 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/have-you-ever-had-satisfying-%E2%80%9Crevenge%E2%80%9D-against-someone.76413/page-2
Quote from: hydrophilic attack, post: 14139483, member: 2222
Quote from: Mulberry, post: 14088999, member: 21849
One of the hot girls in high school that wouldn’t give the time of day was more than willing to shake her tits in my face for a dollar bill years later at the strip club...  that’s not really revenge but I did get some satisfaction from it.

Edited for clarification.
wow, there's a very incel vibe to this post

 :doge


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The mother of my ex-bully called due to her son not sleeping for weeks and being scared of me. Funny thing is that she presented herself as the police but it was a private call (she does work as a police however, making it even worse).
I didn’t really do anything to cause this, somebody spread a rumour that went out of control.
I guess I had earned a reputation though, but that was mostly based on other stories that people made up about me.
So it was a sad sort of revenge. But I prefered being feared than a taco that people chased around town. Not easy being queer and living in the countryside.

:confused

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My cousin stayed in my room and had to share my bed with me.  While we were usually friendly with each other this situation pissed me off cause my cousin could be a bit of an asshole.  I hated sharing my bed with him cause he would jerk off thinking I didn't know while we were trying to sleep(fuck you I know we were both teenagers but damn least I was more secretive about it)

 :dsp

Quote from: TheHolyTurnip, post: 14106084, member: 28248
I put some bed bugs in my ex's bag of clothes before she took them to go live with the guy she cheated on me with.

 :ltg
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39735 on: October 24, 2018, 10:56:03 AM »
Resetera is just a bunch of well adjusted nice guys on the right side of history

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39736 on: October 24, 2018, 11:01:42 AM »
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The simple fact that I exist is vengeance enough. However there is still one name left. He was stupid, I was lucky, I'll visit him soon.

Newsfeed

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39737 on: October 24, 2018, 11:07:05 AM »

speaking of hyperbolic

(Image removed from quote.)

 :lol

Hyperbolic maybe. But I guarantee you they would if they could.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39738 on: October 24, 2018, 11:17:21 AM »
Quote from: TheHolyTurnip
I put some bed bugs in my ex's bag of clothes before she took them to go live with the guy she cheated on me with.

TheHolyTurnip

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39739 on: October 24, 2018, 11:58:26 AM »
Quote from: TheHolyTurnip
I put some bed bugs in my ex's bag of clothes before she took them to go live with the guy she cheated on me with.

TheHolyTurnip
(Image removed from quote.)

So like...the bed bugs he already had in his house?  :yuck
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Uncle

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39741 on: October 24, 2018, 12:37:24 PM »
Quote from: TheHolyTurnip
I put some bed bugs in my ex's bag of clothes before she took them to go live with the guy she cheated on me with.

TheHolyTurnip
(Image removed from quote.)

So like...the bed bugs he already had in his house?  :yuck

Surprisingly enough this is a subject that was broached earlier in my life and I discovered this

https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/

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The situation was someone at work threatened to put bed bugs in someone else's bed and the other person insisted you can't just obtain bed bugs like that
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39742 on: October 24, 2018, 12:38:50 PM »
They are losing their shit in that Houser thread. Surprised though it seems relatively split between people agreeing with him and the other half going full REEEEEE  :gamergate

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Houser’s right
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Wondering how bad happy they might get. There’s already a ton of chaff to go after if they get bloodthirsty.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2018, 12:46:54 PM by joeboy101 »

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39743 on: October 24, 2018, 12:39:09 PM »
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The simple fact that I exist is vengeance enough. However there is still one name left. He was stupid, I was lucky, I'll visit him soon.

Newsfeed

Shit, what anime villain is that quote from, again?
^_^

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39744 on: October 24, 2018, 12:42:08 PM »
They are losing their shit in that Houser thread. Surprised though it seems relatively split between people agreeing with him and the other half going full REEEEEE  :gamergate

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Houser’s right
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Yeah this sums it up:

Quote from: okayfrog
All the "BOTH SIDES!!!!" posts are basically proving his point, lol.

GTA has always been ridiculously on the nose with portraying both sides as insane, within a couple hours of GTAV you've probably seen both Republican Space rangers and Impotent Rage

There is no way they could get away with that today without a boycott...strictly from the liberal side, I don't think conservatives would care other than hardcore christians who won't buy any game where you beat up hookers
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39745 on: October 24, 2018, 12:47:18 PM »
Houser’s right

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User Banned (Permanent): Narrative defrangling, pomdwarfing, history of history

 :gamergate

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39746 on: October 24, 2018, 12:48:22 PM »
Quote from: TheHolyTurnip
I put some bed bugs in my ex's bag of clothes before she took them to go live with the guy she cheated on me with.

TheHolyTurnip
(Image removed from quote.)

So like...the bed bugs he already had in his house?  :yuck

Surprisingly enough this is a subject that was broached earlier in my life and I discovered this

https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/

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The situation was someone at work threatened to put bed bugs in someone else's bed and the other person insisted you can't just obtain bed bugs like that
[close]

We sell healthy, living bed bugs to verified scent detection canine owners,

research and testing facilities, and Pest Control Professionals. No Exceptions. Buy bed bugs for your professional use only.

I just clicked through and it's a standard storefront, seemed about to let me buy 25 bed bugs with zero verification  :idont
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39747 on: October 24, 2018, 12:51:47 PM »
GTA 6 should have a Twitter clone system where, as the world changes, you can go on it and see all the people bitching and moaning about it.   See retweets in real time.  People take video footage of you and try to dox you.  Have distinguished mentally-challenged fellows show up to your house.   It writes itself. 

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You win GR.  You win.
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39748 on: October 24, 2018, 12:53:09 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/14144146/

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But those militant leftists tho. Fuck outta here.

uh huh.


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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39749 on: October 24, 2018, 12:55:05 PM »
I like the guy [or gal] on the far right checking their phone.
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39750 on: October 24, 2018, 12:55:28 PM »
Houser’s right

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User Banned (Permanent): Narrative defrangling, pomdwarfing, history of history

 :gamergate

My pomdwarfing is purely ethical, goddamit!

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39751 on: October 24, 2018, 01:02:18 PM »
What are resetera's most le epic memes?

Which threads and posts are the memorable hilarious ones that everyone refers back to all the time and still chuckles about like Idi Amin
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Kara

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39752 on: October 24, 2018, 01:06:10 PM »
I like the guy [or gal] on the far right checking their phone.

Excluding nonbinary antifa supersoldiers, not a good look. :doge

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39753 on: October 24, 2018, 01:15:24 PM »
What are resetera's most le epic memes?

Which threads and posts are the memorable hilarious ones that everyone refers back to all the time and still chuckles about like Idi Amin

https://www.resetera.com/posts/4805441

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« Reply #39754 on: October 24, 2018, 01:18:49 PM »
All the dorks in that thread with short attention spans saying Houser is wrong because of the mail bomb news from today.

As if this shit didn't happen just last year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Congressional_baseball_shooting#Perpetrator

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39755 on: October 24, 2018, 01:25:22 PM »
I like the guy [or gal] on the far right checking their phone.

I like that their riot shields are just

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39756 on: October 24, 2018, 01:35:07 PM »
Both Sides !!!! :gamergate :rethread :drudge :gddr5 :trigger

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39757 on: October 24, 2018, 01:35:16 PM »
REE is just going off the rails with dog whistling everywhere and the Republicans gaining the lead in polls.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39758 on: October 24, 2018, 01:40:03 PM »
All the dorks in that thread with short attention spans saying Houser is wrong because of the mail bomb news from today.

As if this shit didn't happen just last year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Congressional_baseball_shooting#Perpetrator

They're making a big deal of Howser saying I'm glad we didn't work on GTA6 instead of RDR2 since all the satire would've been tame and outdated by the time it released.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39759 on: October 24, 2018, 01:40:31 PM »
I like the guy [or gal] on the far right checking their phone.

"Shit, they didn't mention I had to bring my barrel, any one want to split one?"

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39760 on: October 24, 2018, 01:42:03 PM »
SweetieNickie replies to two posts with snide gifs. The poster replying to her must be tired of being there.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dan-houser-is-thankful-he%E2%80%99s-not-releasing-grand-theft-auto-6-in-the-age-of-trump.76737/page-7#post-14148643

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Imagine replying with words and not gifs, truly peak moderation.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39761 on: October 24, 2018, 01:48:23 PM »
What are resetera's most le epic memes?

Which threads and posts are the memorable hilarious ones that everyone refers back to all the time and still chuckles about like Idi Amin

Pay attention, we were just talking about this absolutely legendary post from MechaX further up the page.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-the-worst-story-ever-department-i-summon-the-3rd-birthday.76217/

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Parasite Eve was a beloved game about a cop dealing with her past in order to save the city of New York from a parasitic threat. It expanded on the story laid out by the original novel in a way that was compelling and interesting as an horror game. The sequel didn't reach those heights, but it was still a positively regarded game.

The 3rd Birthday, however, was a gigantic mess of gargantuan proportions. I don't think a game showcased Square-Enix's creative bankruptcy to the point this game did. It was the ultimate Square trifecta : Nomura, Toriyama and Tabata walks into a bar, and the result is this radioactive fallout.

But all of this is only an excuse to showcase this legendary post from MechaX about how bad The 3rd Birthday's story truly is. Well worth a read, to the point it actually makes the game sound good.

Here it is:

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The game stars Aya Brea, a superwoman who enjoys extended youth despite being a 30+ year old cop and has superpowers thanks to her magical mitochondria. Unfortunately, mitochondria does not come up once in this game, so you just kind of have to infer it/played prior games in the series.

So now you have Aya Brea fighting tentacle monsters that can warp through space and time called "The Twisted." They seem to pour out of a gigantic organic tower that spontaneously erupted in NYC called "Babel." Naturally, some government team recruits Aya Brea and forms the "Counter Twisted Investigation" (consisting of Aya, a dude named Cray, a woman named Gabrielle, her guide named Hyde, and a computer hacker named Blank) to fight them, led by some FBI dickhead that doesn't trust Aya due to her powers. However, instead of fighting them conventionally, the government somehow builds the "Overdive" System, a computer program that sends Aya's consciousness back in time in order to possess random members of the National Guard in order to fight the Twisted that way. Whenever Aya possesses someone, it only appears to be Aya for gameplay purposes; to everyone else, it's just the same military dude. (We will let slide how this makes no sense in combination with the game's damage "gimmick" where if Aya gets damaged enough, you can potentially strip her to some shreds of her torn clothes and her bra and thong). This "send Aya back in time" plan never works.

After a spectacular failure of her first mission, she returns to the present time and learns that her dickhead FBI boss disappeared, somehow. Her guide, Hyde, is still alive and tells Aya to go back in the past again to fight more Twisted. During this mission, it is revealed through a flashback that Gabrielle actually died a few months ago. Aya does so, fails again, and comes back to the present to find out that Cray was killed offscreen three days prior, and Aya needs to go back in time to save Cray. Also, dickhead FBI Boss is alive again and threatens to kill Aya because her powers are dangerous. Hyde talks him down and convinces Aya to go back in time to save Cray. Oh yeah, Gabrielle is alive again. Aya does not sweat the details, nor does the game really explain or hint why she's alive.

Aya goes back in time three days to help out a random SWAT team and to save Cray somehow. Gabrielle is still alive and decides to be Aya's guide. Aya gets as far as destroying the Babel, but it turns out that there are multiple Babels that house a big shitload of Twisted tentacle monsters. In the present, dickhead FBI boss uses sleeping gas to knock out the team because... he wanted to send Aya to her death for... reasons. Also, Gabrielle turns into a Twisted and Aya is forced to kill her. In present day, Gabrielle wakes up, and is about to kill FBI boss, but she suddenly vanishes because Aya killed her three days prior when she turned into a Twisted. Man, what can Aya possibly do when considering that FBI boss is about to get his way and remove his most feared obstacle to [insert goal here], Aya Brea!?

... Aya travels back to the present and Cray (who is alive again despite how Aya did nothing to really save him) informs Aya that FBI Boss suddenly disappeared and Aya can do whatever the fuck she wants. That's all the explanation you get; he's just gone from the story after this point. The datalog implies that he was literally kidnapped by Russians. At this point, Hyde tells Aya to go overdive into a National Guard team that attacked Babel last and Cray has a hissy fit because of the idea of using Aya for warfare (?!). She attacks the Babel and there is a very bizarre subplot of past-Cray killing the National Guard team, impersonating the Captain, and threatening to kill Aya so he can be with his daughter again or some shit. Past-Cray tells Aya to look for her sister Eve, who Aya doesn't really remember. Past-Cray merges with the Babel and dies, and Present Cray disappears.

And then, suddenly a timeskip occurs. Aya is now rooming with a Parasite Eve 1 character, Maeda!
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Oh yeah, Aya's team was wiped out off-screen when Aya got done with that Past-Cray/Present-Cray nonsense by Kyle, the Parasite Eve 2 equivalent of Carlos from Resident Evil 3. Kyle now has superpowers for some reason. Aya goes off and hijacks a random National Guard member (Maeda has an Overdive system of his own set up in his apartment living room somehow), fights Kyle (who turns into a super-twisted called a "High One"), and all Babels across NYC merged into one massive structure called the Grand Babel.

In the Grand Babel, it is revealed that the true villain all along was Hyde! He manipulated Aya to fight and kill the Twisted just so that the Babels would eventually merge or something, which would create the Grand Babel (which is actually an Overdive System itself, somehow), just so he could go back to a place called "Time Zero." Hyde is also a "High One" Twisted too. Aya beats Hyde, and follows him back into Time Zero, who Hyde boasts as the "birthplace of the Twisted."

It turns out that Time Zero is actually point where Aya was going to marry Kyle. But that was cut short when a random SWAT Team busts in and kills both Aya and Kyle. But remember Eve? Yeah, Eve (the same Eve from Parasite Eve 2, who was actually a child clone of Aya who was designed to control humans who mutated into grotesque forms due to out of control, artificial mitochondria) was also in attendance. Due to the shock of seeing Aya die, Eve spontaneously got the power to Overdive; she Overdived into Aya, which in turn shattered Aya's soul. The fragments of Aya's shattered soul created the Twisted tentacle monsters which could travel time and space (and killed humans indiscriminately). Also, Hyde, Cray, and Gabrielle just happened to be at this wedding despite how Aya did not really know any of them yet. Because they were there, the shattered fragments of Aya's soul turned them into High One Twisted! So you were not playing as Aya all along, but her underage adopted clone sister in a 30 year old's body. Eve/Aya fights and beats Hyde, and Eve/Aya gets the chance to travel back to the start of Time Zero!

So the SWAT comes in, shoots up Aya, but before the SWAT can kill Eve, Aya gets up and headshots every single SWAT guy in the room. Aya gets up just fine despite being riddled with bullets (and there is no explanation for this). Instead of simply just taking Aya to a hospital, Aya says that she needs to be killed by Eve anyway. To this day, like the SWAT Team appearing out of nowhere with no explanation (some people speculate that Hyde overdived into himself in the past in order to arrange the sequence of events that would turn himself into a High One), people still do not know why Aya even needs to die at this point when considering that Aya is still alive, thus there's no danger of Eve forcibly overdiving into Aya's body. Eve and Aya switch bodies and Eve (in Aya's body) shoots Aya (in Eve's body). Thus, the twisted are never formed and an underaged Eve (in Aya's body) marries Kyle in Aya's place. Huh.
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ah, good times!

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39762 on: October 24, 2018, 01:55:21 PM »
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I didn’t think right angles existed in nature.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39763 on: October 24, 2018, 01:57:49 PM »
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I didn’t think right angles existed in nature.

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reset is such an echo chamber they are only aware of left angles
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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39764 on: October 24, 2018, 02:01:49 PM »
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I didn’t think right angles existed in nature.

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reset is such an echo chamber they are only aware of left angles

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39765 on: October 24, 2018, 02:10:48 PM »
Gamers Resetera was a mistake.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39766 on: October 24, 2018, 02:22:51 PM »
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I didn’t think right angles existed in nature.

 :picard

Further proof that these snowflakes never take a look in the mirror.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39767 on: October 24, 2018, 02:23:36 PM »
Oops

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39768 on: October 24, 2018, 02:33:21 PM »
Is this thread very subtley telling people voting doesn't matter?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-voting-isnt-enough.76753/

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39769 on: October 24, 2018, 02:37:15 PM »
Time till Ban?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/14152649/

I'm guessing 30ish mins.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39770 on: October 24, 2018, 02:40:23 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/14144146/

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But those militant leftists tho. Fuck outta here.

uh huh.

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I like the guy [or gal] on the far right checking their phone.

Can't stop posting on REEEEE no matter what the situation!

:gamergate :rethread :gamergate :rethread :gamergate :rethread :gamergate :rethread
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« Reply #39771 on: October 24, 2018, 02:44:17 PM »
Time till Ban?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/14152649/

I'm guessing 30ish mins.

Member since oct 2017 and under 600 posts!

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39772 on: October 24, 2018, 03:00:12 PM »
Time till Ban?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/14152649/

I'm guessing 30ish mins.

Poor bastard is going to be Junior Account’d with a History of Flang in no time.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39773 on: October 24, 2018, 03:02:27 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-voting-isnt-enough.76753/#post-14150945

Quote from: Bwoog
I've been donating, canvassing, and am volunteering to drive folks to the polls in November.

It is not an exaggeration to say that if we don't at bare minimum win the House, it's the end of the US.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39774 on: October 24, 2018, 03:09:16 PM »


 :confused

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39775 on: October 24, 2018, 03:12:55 PM »
I like that he/she put his/her location as his/her name.

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39777 on: October 24, 2018, 03:14:33 PM »

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Re: Other Forums Trash Thread for Other Forums' Trash |OT| You ain't slick
« Reply #39778 on: October 24, 2018, 03:16:25 PM »
Wait wait

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-voting-isnt-enough.76753/#post-14148944

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Don't just vote. Don't just protest. Donate. Volunteer. Table. Canvass. Bring your friends and family. Give your time and energy to candidates you support.

People are supposed to give their own hard earned money to fix this problem now?  Why are the people affected by this problem suddenly expected to be the ones to solve it?


Also if the democrats lose the House that would mean they're homeless and you know what you're supposed to do in that situation
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« Reply #39779 on: October 24, 2018, 03:20:41 PM »
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43% of the population still approves of these fascists after two years of pure hatred. Votes and protests alone won't change the minds of these irredeemables.
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