Bold new penile future for the penis impaired

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/HopkinsMedNews/status/988448200142057473

  HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR
Magnum dongs for everyone soon.

[samfish]

Finally I can impress my wife!

[studyguy]

Imagine the future where we all have prehensile marsupial penis.
 

[Transhuman]

Hey Shosta have you ever watched the movie Face/Off?

















Switch dicks with me

[Rufus]

The idea of transplanting external body parts always makes me shudder.

[Joe Molotov]

Transplant your arm and your dick and give yourself a double Stranger.

[Chim Richalds]

I can see this being about as successful as a face transplant.  Technically, they are there and attached, but are they really going to work all that well?  At the very least, it's going to make small children cry and scream, and not in the way Amir0x likes.

[agrajag]

BCCs for everyone!

[thisismyusername]

I can see this being about as successful as a face transplant.  Technically, they are there and attached, but are they really going to work all that well?  At the very least, it's going to make small children cry and scream, and not in the way Amir0x likes.

I don't see why they wouldn't. Blood flows in and out of it for hard-ons. It's not really like the face where muscles/nerves/etc. live. Now the sensation from it is a different matter.

[agrajag]

You get to increase your dick size by x inches but you lose all feeling in the dick. Do you do it?

Y/N

[chronovore]

Organ harvesting from unfairly imprisoned inmates is common in China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_harvesting_from_Falun_Gong_practitioners_in_China

America disproportionately imprisons African Americans.
https://www.prisonpolicy.org/graphs/raceinc.html

This is the future conservatives want.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Out

[agrajag]

How's the skin bleaching technology nowadays, I don't want to look a dalmatian out there

[I'm a Puppy!]

Organ harvesting from unfairly imprisoned inmates is common in China.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_harvesting_from_Falun_Gong_practitioners_in_China

America disproportionately imprisons African Americans.
https://www.prisonpolicy.org/graphs/raceinc.html

This is the future conservatives want.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Out

Finally a solution/reason for America's incarceration problem!

[nudemacusers]

You get to increase your dick size by x inches but you lose all feeling in the dick. Do you do it?

Y/N

no my dick is normal sized so why mess with it.

tho if I could put those inches in a second dick...

[agrajag]

You get to increase your dick size by x inches but you lose all feeling in the dick. Do you do it?

Y/N

no my dick is normal sized so why mess with it.

tho if I could put those inches in a second dick...

I wouldn't do it either, but I watched this DJ Vlad interview with Phoenix Marie and Lexington Steele, and they were saying how a lot of male pornstars inject viagra type stuff directly into the shaft. And once they inject so much the vein gets worn out and their dicks stop working, and a lot of them get surgeries where they scoop out all the innards and install a pump. I'm not sure they feel anything at that point.

[nudemacusers]

wut

[agrajag]

wut

Really great interview, best part is when Phoenix says that like 75% of guys that do porn are bi and you can see Lexington Steele go through the stages of grief on camera.

[nudemacusers]

Time to get this penis down to a size that can actually manage to fit in most of the time  :'(

[Atramental]

penis insurance... now on the blockchain. Who wants to start a penile cryptocurrency with me?