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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2018, 03:59:52 AM »
what's the symbol for the speed of regretting a public relationship

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2018, 04:06:49 AM »

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2018, 04:47:58 AM »
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Their romance has sparked criticism from Grimes fans, particularly those who see a conflict with an “anti-imperialist” artist who once wrote a feminist manifesto dating a multi-billionaire whose company has been accused of intimidating union workers, exploiting foreign workers, anti-gay harassment, racial harassment, creating an environment of sexual harassment described as a “predator zone,” and firing a woman who spoke out. Musk has said that he “cannot be happy” without a romantic partner, and previously dated actor Amber Heard after divorcing his first wife, Justine Musk, in 2008. Justine Musk later wrote that he had declared himself “the alpha in this relationship” during their wedding reception, told her that she “read too much,” and pressured her to dye her hair platinum blond. In 2016, as reported by Verge writer Sarah Jeong on Motherboard, Musk followed 21 men on Twitter but no women. Musk responded by calling the the critique “phoney PC police axe-grinding” and quickly followed GQ writer Caity Weaver. He currently follows two women, including Grimes.
the culmination of this paragraph of horribles made it worth it

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2018, 04:49:44 AM »
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shes not a girl either. imagine that. an old fuck like him still calling his woman a ‘girlfriend’ thats some high school shit

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2018, 04:55:54 AM »
has anyone asked Elon Musk what his favorite Star Trek Voyager episode is? if he says Threshold, we need to intervene to save c from becoming a salamander with him

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2018, 05:48:15 AM »

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2018, 10:24:55 AM »
It’s all because Elon musk wants to start telling union employees :

Musk: Yo, did yalll hear about c?
Union: C? Who’s C? C who?
Musk: C deez nutz! Got em! You’re all fired!


You’re not even slick Elon. Should have told her to change her name to BofA.

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2018, 11:53:39 AM »
Imagine your girlfriend being so subservient that you can get her to change her name to the letter c, and you won't even let her use an uppercase c.

And get her to wear a choker with your company's logo on it in public...

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2018, 11:57:50 AM »
Wish I was a billionaire.   

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2018, 02:20:47 PM »
Can I change my name to the clap emoji?
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2018, 02:22:16 PM »
Turns out, yes I can.
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2018, 02:37:36 PM »
Wish I was a billionaire.

You don't need to be a billionaire to bang average looking wenches. :doge

My dream is to own my own line of chokers.  Sorry if that wasn't clear. 

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2018, 02:43:24 PM »
Turns out, yes I can.
I also saw dark city but there was too much tentacle rape.

First of all, Dark City is an Alex Proyas movie, you pleb. You're probably thinking of Wicked City. And second of all, too much tentacle rape is a point that has never been reached.  :delicious
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2018, 06:26:22 PM »

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AFFTON, Mo. - The woman caught on surveillance cameras dancing while stealing lottery tickets at a local QuikTrip was caught doing the same thing again. The second time around, store employees were ready for her.

St. Louis County Police say the woman showed up twice at the same store to steal lottery tickets, but employees recognized her and called the police.
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2018, 05:58:45 PM »
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2018, 06:40:05 PM »
they're trying to derail his presidential campaign again

the Koch Bros i assume

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2018, 08:05:53 PM »
John McAffee is hungrynoob?

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2018, 09:55:17 PM »
i'd watch that debate

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2018, 10:40:04 PM »
When I bought the Complete Far Side Anthology, now that was a heavy acquisition.
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Re: This week in "weird"
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Re: This week in "weird"
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Johnny, install your antivirus, you’ll be right bro!

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2018, 09:38:57 PM »
At least he wasn’t grimes.
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2018, 07:41:57 AM »
can't put you in jail for domestic violence if you fly your plane into your house :rollsafe

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2018, 02:43:18 PM »
i thought we had a john mcafee thread but i guess this is it

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1064735724312936449
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1065374367390056448


last one is real because it shows up on google. happy thanksgiving!
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2018, 02:50:17 PM »
Is Grimes still a thing?
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2018, 09:14:46 PM »
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2018, 09:42:30 PM »
I'm glad someone in the libertarian community finally has the balls to explore this part of the NAP.

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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2018, 10:01:35 PM »
John McAfee is the essential Twitter follow. There's no telling what he'll talk about next.

The best part of his videos are usually the washed up crypto nerds who think he'll do their PR but then end up in the McAfee universe of mercenaries, thai hookers and hot tubs.  :lol
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Re: This week in "weird"
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2018, 10:04:59 PM »
His twitter has been crazy this whole fucking week century
fixed?