Don't shame our culture, we have the best detection rate for colorectal cancer in the world thanks to the way our toilets are built. Looking at your poo saves millions of lives!
What crimes would you commit if the internet let you? For example, if you could steal a car by selecting "[T]hieve Beamer" from the uTorrent action menu, would you?
I'd stick to the theft of intellectual property, thanks!
3 (21.4%)
I'd probably aim for larceny, and possibly prostitution. As long as nobody gets REALLY hurt.
6 (42.9%)
RAPE TIME!!! Azureus is better for race crimes, though.
4 (28.6%)
ACH ZE TCP/IP LETS ME PUT ZE JEWS IN ZE BOXCARS
0 (0%)
Bad things are BAD! I would also continue to avoid contact with my own genitals.