What crimes would you commit if the internet let you? For example, if you could steal a car by selecting "[T]hieve Beamer" from the uTorrent action menu, would you?
I'd stick to the theft of intellectual property, thanks!
3 (21.4%)
I'd probably aim for larceny, and possibly prostitution. As long as nobody gets REALLY hurt.
6 (42.9%)
RAPE TIME!!! Azureus is better for race crimes, though.
4 (28.6%)
ACH ZE TCP/IP LETS ME PUT ZE JEWS IN ZE BOXCARS
0 (0%)
Bad things are BAD! I would also continue to avoid contact with my own genitals.