People forget what the internet is like outside of TheBore. Everyone's got a huge cock out there to make us feel like shit. But not here, we're safe here.
What crimes would you commit if the internet let you? For example, if you could steal a car by selecting "[T]hieve Beamer" from the uTorrent action menu, would you?
I'd stick to the theft of intellectual property, thanks!
3 (21.4%)
I'd probably aim for larceny, and possibly prostitution. As long as nobody gets REALLY hurt.
6 (42.9%)
RAPE TIME!!! Azureus is better for race crimes, though.
4 (28.6%)
ACH ZE TCP/IP LETS ME PUT ZE JEWS IN ZE BOXCARS
0 (0%)
Bad things are BAD! I would also continue to avoid contact with my own genitals.