Author Topic: RIP in pepperoni TIMU [pbuh] (Read 11545 times)

Himu · « **on:** August 12, 2018, 07:12:07 PM »

RIP not heard from in a week

VomKriege · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:13:55 PM »

Shocking BCT reveal in the spoiler tags !

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's TIMU bait

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shosta · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:14:49 PM »

$:-\$

He said "not going to remember this" so I thought he at least thought he'd wake up from the whole thing

Atramental · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:18:24 PM »

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45744.0

Godspeed TIMU

shosta · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:22:38 PM »

He has a boyfriend, too. I really hope nothing happened.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2018, 07:31:08 PM »

Geez guys

toku · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2018, 08:32:18 PM »

Let's not jump to conclusions. He's probably taking a much needed break. Bless up.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2018, 08:53:55 PM »

It’s not jumping to conclusions. It’s partially a joke thread and partially made out of concern.

agrajag · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2018, 09:06:31 PM »

Yeah, I kind of wanted to make a thread like this or shoot him a PM, but I didn't want to be a softfeg. Me and that nazi always got along, hope everything is OK with him.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2018, 11:50:31 PM »

Cindi, why did you come back just to make me feel sad? :'(

team filler · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2018, 02:18:53 AM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 13, 2018, 12:50:57 AM

Now I feel really bad about telling him to go fuck himself.

maybe he's just too busy fucking himself to post

Transhuman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2018, 02:39:32 AM »

I used to think R.I.P was just a useless platitude, but i'm sure that he is in a better place, because even a blank wash of nothingness has to be better than the painful and humiliating meaninglessness of this refrigerator hum of an existence we live.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2018, 05:43:19 AM »

Gamers will get this one.

Requiescat in pace. - Mario

MMaRsu · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2018, 07:57:42 AM »

godspeed youngin

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2018, 09:20:26 AM »

Please be okay 💛

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2018, 12:20:15 PM »

Hopefully he's OK.

agrajag · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2018, 12:30:02 PM »

Alright TIMU, this isn't funny now. Be good.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2018, 04:08:52 PM »

He's obviously in Costa Rica, cabana shades on and a tommy bahama shirt thats a size too large. Two glasses of what used to be oceans breezes to his right. Life insurance check just went though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2018, 04:25:45 PM »

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: it should have been Assimilate. I think TIMU would agree.

Assimilate · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2018, 05:54:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 13, 2018, 04:25:45 PM

I’ll say what we’re all thinking: it should have been Assimilate. I think TIMU would agree.

Oh don't worry buddy you'll go before me. And when you about to see the light think of my avatar

Coax · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2018, 10:30:14 PM »

thisismyusername = himu misses e-tay rn

El Babua · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2018, 01:31:15 AM »

In the spirit of TIMU's life I just discovered a whole bunch of my coworkers are a bunch of Jordan Peterson fanboys but I'm too drunk to give a shit right now.

Transhuman · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2018, 01:35:03 AM »

I miss when timu was alive and not dead

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2018, 01:54:32 AM »

thisismyfuneralpyre

team filler · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2018, 02:11:55 AM »

timu says he'll start posting again if evilore unbans me on neogaf.

benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2018, 04:27:39 AM »

i'll go look for him

team filler · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2018, 05:46:00 AM »

timu also requests that etiolate be unbanned.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:14:34 AM »

Does anybody know how to contact him by phone/FB/etc?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #28 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:51:09 AM »

Get your friends together and put on some white sheets while holding tiki torches. He's bound to show up.

Forgotten A. Turnbuckle · « **Reply #29 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:01:46 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:09:37 PM »

Anyone know where his body is so nudemac and myself can perform the customary Borean munging?

Transhuman · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:21:11 PM »

I've got a guy who can track him down for us. He can find him for three grand but he'll catch him and kill him for ten.

agrajag · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:25:38 PM »

Is his name Benji?

agrajag · « **Reply #33 on:** August 14, 2018, 10:45:20 PM »

No, it couldn't be benji. Benji doxxes people for pleasure.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 14, 2018, 11:10:45 PM »

Anyway, we need to track him down soon. I think it was Bundy that said bodies get really gross to fuck after like a month, and we’re already at 10 days.

agrajag · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2018, 11:22:09 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2018, 11:28:13 PM »

I don’t think it was actually Bundy tbh. He was kind of shy about his necrophilia. Some corpsefucking serial killer said it. Wasn’t Dahmer either.

hampster · « **Reply #37 on:** August 14, 2018, 11:31:13 PM »

Perhaps he's just happy and doesn't need the cheap thrills this board provides

Hoping for the best!

Transhuman · « **Reply #38 on:** August 14, 2018, 11:38:59 PM »

hampster your naivety is really bumming me out

benjipwns · « **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2018, 03:36:55 AM »

didn't see him on the way to get the mail or at Taco Bell or the gas station, so will keep up my search

also, i may not know what he looks like and may be looking for Taylor Swift with a swastika on her face, no matter, i will not give up on you TIMU

team filler · « **Reply #40 on:** August 15, 2018, 06:22:55 PM »

timu is fasting until evilore unbans me. so you won't find him at the bell.

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 15, 2018, 08:39:33 PM »

So I was taking my daily morning post-commute hot fudge fountain-style burrito shit, and amidst the usual black and white dots and sparklies that I see in front of my eyes when straining my sphincter to eject the foulest poison, I saw the stars align to send a message wafting into my eyeballs and nose balls; a message, I believe... FROM TIMU, BEYOND THE GRAVE!

His message was brief, which was good because short declarative statements are the best I can handle before my daily morning three cups of coffee and two pills of legal meth, which typically precedes my “I’ve been at work an hour and there’s a gallon of shit in my ass already again” shits.

His message was... I’ll spoiler this for those religious folks that don’t believe in the supernatural and don’t want to be exposed to witchcraft...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cindi is the Neve Campbell of this forum.
Bork is the David Arquette
Courtney Cox is the Tasty Meat
TVC Is Skeet Ulrich Schnauss
TIMU is Drew Barrymore
Assimilate is Jamie Kennedy
Rose McGowan is benjipwns
Henry Winkler is mupepe
BlueTsunami is Liev Schrieber
Matthew Lillard is bebpo
filler is one of those degenrate assholes that steals shit from people in old folks homes and fucks short bus high school students even though he’s 40.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 15, 2018, 08:49:52 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 15, 2018, 08:43:25 PM

Why couldn't I be Deputy Dewey

TIMU told me he could only cover one film in a franchise per burrito expulsion. Perhaps he has Sarah Michelle Gellar in mind for you. Or Jerry O’Connell. Or Patrick Warburton.

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** August 15, 2018, 09:29:52 PM »

Forgotten from beyond the grave.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #44 on:** August 15, 2018, 09:45:31 PM »

I find none of this thread amusing and am disappointed when anyone besides timu bumps it

agrajag · « **Reply #45 on:** August 15, 2018, 10:07:17 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 15, 2018, 09:45:31 PM

I find none of this thread amusing and am disappointed when anyone besides timu bumps it

Like you just bumped Timu's farewell thread, ya dingus?

team filler · « **Reply #46 on:** August 15, 2018, 10:12:58 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 15, 2018, 10:15:26 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 15, 2018, 09:45:31 PM

I find none of this thread amusing and am disappointed when anyone besides timu bumps it

How the fuck do you think I feel? Skeet doesn’t even make it past the first movie.

Transhuman · « **Reply #48 on:** August 15, 2018, 10:16:50 PM »

He never got a chance to see my bee business take off

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #49 on:** August 16, 2018, 12:47:35 AM »

Yes very similar to that indeed

agrajag · « **Reply #50 on:** August 16, 2018, 12:59:54 AM »

that's very big of you, Jack

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #51 on:** August 16, 2018, 01:12:58 AM »

Has anyone actually tried to reach out and contact him?

team filler · « **Reply #52 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:05:58 AM »

timu is completely fine and has no idea what everyone is so worried about.

Tasty · « **Reply #53 on:** August 16, 2018, 10:42:59 AM »

Quote

Courtney Cox is the Tasty Meat

Fuck yes

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** August 16, 2018, 10:57:18 AM »

The revelation this morning was... dense. I asked for the next book in the franchise, but TIMU shook his head and said “There is another...”

The revelation he gave to me will be shared with you all once I get home from work and decipher these golden plates with reformed Egyptian writing on them.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #55 on:** August 16, 2018, 01:15:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 16, 2018, 10:57:18 AM

The revelation this morning was... dense. I asked for the next book in the franchise, but TIMU shook his head and said “There is another...”

The revelation he gave to me will be shared with you all once I get home from work and decipher these golden plates with reformed Egyptian writing on them.

Given past experience, I think it's safe to assume I'll totally devote about 30 years of my life to whatever you write.

Huff · « **Reply #56 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:06:47 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2018, 01:12:58 AM

Has anyone actually tried to reach out and contact him?

I dunno if anyone had enough enough on him that reach out

Valkyrie · « **Reply #57 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2018, 02:06:47 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2018, 01:12:58 AM
Has anyone actually tried to reach out and contact him?

I dunno if anyone had enough enough on him that reach out

Anyone have him on Steam or something? Couldn't find his Bore username in the Steam group at least.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #58 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:19:58 PM »

I had an email account that was possibly a burner I sent a message to, no reply as of now

Tried putting in it pipl and some other things with no workable results

Valkyrie · « **Reply #59 on:** August 16, 2018, 02:35:26 PM »

How about PMing him here? It could set off his actual email notifications.

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Author Topic: RIP in pepperoni TIMU [pbuh] (Read 11545 times)