So I was taking my daily morning post-commute hot fudge fountain-style burrito shit, and amidst the usual black and white dots and sparklies that I see in front of my eyes when straining my sphincter to eject the foulest poison, I saw the stars align to send a message wafting into my eyeballs and nose balls; a message, I believe... FROM TIMU, BEYOND THE GRAVE!
His message was brief, which was good because short declarative statements are the best I can handle before my daily morning three cups of coffee and two pills of legal meth, which typically precedes my “I’ve been at work an hour and there’s a gallon of shit in my ass already again” shits.
His message was... I’ll spoiler this for those religious folks that don’t believe in the supernatural and don’t want to be exposed to witchcraft...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cindi is the Neve Campbell of this forum.
Bork is the David Arquette
Courtney Cox is the Tasty Meat
TVC Is Skeet Ulrich Schnauss
TIMU is Drew Barrymore
Assimilate is Jamie Kennedy
Rose McGowan is benjipwns
Henry Winkler is mupepe
BlueTsunami is Liev Schrieber
Matthew Lillard is bebpo
filler is one of those degenrate assholes that steals shit from people in old folks homes and fucks short bus high school students even though he’s 40.