Author Topic: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread (Read 9458 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** August 17, 2018, 04:08:20 PM »

Mayonnaise - https://www.phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

Sushi - https://ny.eater.com/2018/8/10/17672814/sushi-instagram-ruining-nyc

What beloved Boomer institution did you kill today?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:11:42 PM »

They had to rebrand that Hellman's shit from Hellman's Real Mayonnaise to Hellman's Real over here, cause us dutchies don't consider that stuff real mayonnaise.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:12:01 PM »

Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

agrajag · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:13:54 PM »

Oh god I am about to open a Sushi spot

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:15:45 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:17:05 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 17, 2018, 04:12:01 PM

Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.

agrajag · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 17, 2018, 04:17:05 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 17, 2018, 04:12:01 PM
Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.

Don't get me started on IG food trends. The #eaterNYC hashtag throws me into conniptions. "Ramen burgers", "mac and cheese burgers," "sushi bazookas," weird fucking shakes in mason jars with shit overflowing on top of it. Nuke it from orbit.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:30:53 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM

"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.

agrajag · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:39:35 PM »

Sandwiches are an Allied Forces invention, named after the Earl of Sandwich.

team filler · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2018, 04:47:32 PM »

wish millenials would kill this thread

hampster · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2018, 05:00:18 PM »

http://shencomix.com/post/177044836449

Damn millennials

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2018, 06:25:43 PM »

When will we kill the student loan business tbh

Quote from: Mandark on August 17, 2018, 04:17:05 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 17, 2018, 04:12:01 PM
Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.

I was at an appointment. Don’t be mad at me! I couldn’t read it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2018, 07:15:23 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 17, 2018, 04:47:32 PM

wish millenials would kill this thread

...this is the best post you've ever made.

team filler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2018, 07:58:12 PM »

there's a like button right next to my post

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:09:17 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 17, 2018, 07:58:12 PM

there's a like button right next to my post

I don't want you getting ideas until you've displayed quality on a consistent basis, sorry

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2018, 08:39:28 PM »

The perception of ISIS as inhumane.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2018, 09:34:09 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 17, 2018, 04:47:32 PM

wish millenials would kill this thread

we've enjoyed having this thread around for years, why would u say that? :'(

headwalk · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2018, 10:00:51 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on August 17, 2018, 04:11:42 PM

They had to rebrand that Hellman's shit from Hellman's Real Mayonnaise to Hellman's Real over here, cause us dutchies don't consider that stuff real mayonnaise.

they should rebrand it to HELL MAN'S all in black metal font and sell it next to the beardy IPAs.

team filler · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2018, 10:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2018, 09:34:09 PM

Quote from: filler on August 17, 2018, 04:47:32 PM
wish millenials would kill this thread

we've enjoyed having this thread around for years, why would u say that? :'(

like my post for the answer!

Assimilate · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2018, 10:26:26 PM »

Burrito sushi is the problem.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on August 17, 2018, 10:26:26 PM

Burrito sushi is the problem.

No they are great

agrajag · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:16:03 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:19:12 PM »

poke is awful

it isn't sushi

agrajag · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:19:52 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 17, 2018, 11:19:12 PM

poke is awful

it isn't sushi

who cares?

agrajag · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:25:21 PM »

Obvi Cindi cares otherwise she wouldn't have posted about it

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:53:31 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 11:19:52 PM

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-16/is-poke-the-new-sushi-meet-the-simple-fish-dish-that-s-taking-l-a-by-storm

cacs ruining something sacred

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:58:10 PM »

i had poke last year when i traveled to Anaheim for a fighting game major tournament. i was treated to a meal by aunt and i chose what I assumed to be sushi and got poke. I tried. I earnestly did try it. But the fish chunks were big and slimy. Raw fish only works when its small bits, like in something like....i don't know, SUSHI! Instead, you're eating big chunks of raw fish and it's fucking gross. Poke is how your eight year old self envisioned sushi would be. And my poor aunt treated me out for a meal I couldn't even finish.

Gagging.

agrajag · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2018, 11:59:34 PM »

poke is a Hawaiian national dish, it never claimed to be sushi. Don't put too much stock in stupid articles.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:00:29 AM »

It was in the sushi section of the menu.

agrajag · « **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:01:42 AM »

geez, you never had a tartare? Ceviche? Tiraditos? Crudos? Sashimi? There is a whole world of raw fish out there besides sushi, expand your horizons guuuuuurl

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:04:18 AM »

I've had sashimi and other weeb delights, but no. Sushi is my love. How dare you compare poke to sashimi?

agrajag · « **Reply #32 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:05:27 AM »

Depending on the fish, sashimi can be sliced very thick

Jeez, talking to you

bye

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:08:36 AM »

It can be thick. True.

But it's not slimy.

agrajag · « **Reply #34 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:09:53 AM »

they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

Assimilate · « **Reply #35 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:14:28 AM »

how thick we talkin? i've never had sashimi that was crazy thin.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:30:42 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:09:53 AM

they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so

agrajag · « **Reply #37 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:35:11 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 18, 2018, 12:30:42 AM

Quote from: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:09:53 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so

People's weird food hangups make me rage, much like the old Assimilate who died and not the new sagely Assimilate

agrajag · « **Reply #38 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:39:14 AM »

#trusttheprocess

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 18, 2018, 12:30:42 AM

Quote from: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:09:53 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so

First you killed Applebee's, now this.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:41:39 AM »

Tell your cheap aunt to get you unslimmed fish next time. Then enjoy authentic Japanese-Hawaiian cuisine.

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:41:45 AM »

mayo isn't bad. It's good on burgers. I prefer sandwich spread any day though.

agrajag · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:41:56 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on August 18, 2018, 12:40:18 AM

Speaking of raw foods. Was thinking of cutting and seasoning my own steak tartare... Yolo.

If you are feeling any kind of anxiety about eating raw meat, please remember: muscle tissue is sterile, only the parts exposed to air may contain bacteria that will make you ill.

agrajag · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:42:40 AM »

the hell is a sandwich spread?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:45:40 AM »

I replaced mayo with ranch dressing on most things now #zestylife

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:52:54 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:42:40 AM

the hell is a sandwich spread?

I highly suggest picking some up.

It generally has pickles and relish chopped inside it. It's delicious on sandwiches.

Hellmann's has one too!

agrajag · « **Reply #46 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:53:43 AM »

So it's mayo with stuff added to it.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:55:09 AM »

mm hm. Much better than stock mayo though.

You can just use sandwich spread and a slice of whatever on your sandwich, that's it, and it'll taste delicious.

agrajag · « **Reply #48 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:58:11 AM »

I'm a purist

But really, mayo has many culinary uses. It's very popular in Japan, actually. I swear by this stuff:

team filler · « **Reply #49 on:** August 18, 2018, 12:59:42 AM »

new sagely Assimilate

agrajag · « **Reply #50 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:00:24 AM »

Did you know that:

Ranch
Tartar sauce
Remoulade
Russian dressing
Thousand Island dressing

are all mayo based?

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:02:59 AM »

Yes. Mayo is the god. Just don't put it on my french fries.

agrajag · « **Reply #52 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:05:06 AM »

For the most part, I don't even have ketchup with my french fries. Just a good helping of kosher salt, and if I am feeling froggy some fresh cracked black pepper.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:06:28 AM »

Right? Though I do like to dump a bunch of pepper into my ketchup and mix it in. I rarely put ketchup on my fries.

naff · « **Reply #54 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:24:50 AM »

Poke isn't Sushi

No fucking shit.

Cindi has the best hot takes.

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:29:41 AM »

As said, I looked to the sushi section of the menu, ordered, and got poke. Sue me.

naff · « **Reply #56 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:42:18 AM »

Sounds like a bad place. Any dish can be made to taste bad, especially if it uses off ingredients (ur fish being slimy means it had spoilt. It's basically a viscose layer of bacteria forming on the outside to consume the fish).

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #57 on:** August 18, 2018, 01:45:00 AM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on August 17, 2018, 04:30:53 PM

Quote from: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM
"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.

Never heard of this

Lived in Netherlands for 18 years

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #58 on:** August 18, 2018, 03:16:57 AM »

everyone who enjoys/encourages mayonnaise consumption deserves eternal hellfire

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #59 on:** August 18, 2018, 04:23:18 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 18, 2018, 01:45:00 AM

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on August 17, 2018, 04:30:53 PM
Quote from: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM
"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.

Never heard of this

Lived in Netherlands for 18 years

Think you normally use a bamischijf. This is something only my neighbour seems to do.

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