Things you can do as a single
- Play video games, watch movies, TV shows etc. that you like
- Buy that expensive GPU or TV or whatever
- Troll people on the internet without being worried the missus finds out
- Not pay for another person's clothing and/or food
- No mandatory shopping
- Just lazy around doing fuck all
- Eat whatever, whenever you feel like it
- No second family to visit / look after
- Decorate the house the way you like it
- Not buy a family or 'practical' car but a cool car instead
- Be around single women without having to worry about your gf getting jealous
- Do all sorts of cool stuff while you see your friends getting pooped on by their babies and looking more miserable each day
Basically it's freedom and the most powerful way to protest international communism.