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Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
« Reply #60 on: October 28, 2018, 01:51:07 PM »
I mean, the idea that people deserve representation, innocent until proven guilty, the idea of inherent rights..these are liberal ideas. Almost every single good movement for progress is liberal. Conservatives routinely fight for the status quo even when they’re in the wrong, historically, time and again.

I legitimately, seriously suggest you continue to think about this issue more.

These are conclusions I came to that helped me even approach liberalism again.

I suggest getting a pen and paper writing out what you believe.

Do you believe in democracy and the power of the people having a voice?
Equal rights under law?
Liberty?

Write them down. Read, think, read some more what your values are.
Why does everything have to be all or nothing?

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I'm not saying liberalism is bad, but I believe the left is here to occasionally break and rebuild the system for the better, but the ones that need to run this country, or any country should probably be the conservatives.


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« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2018, 01:52:07 PM »
Tory men and Whig measures.

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« Reply #62 on: October 28, 2018, 02:54:17 PM »
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There is no law in liberal states. People are fearless of consequences. They think everything is wonderful like a college campus. Coincidently, around the same time this happens a goddamn college professor from around here sends out this mass text about voting for fucking "Haddad" which is the left wing puppet of one of the former presidents that is in jail.

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WHAT

Why are you basing this off of Brazil and not America or Canada?
That is a bit more complex. The U.S and Canada are not the same as here. And there can be an argument made that those 'liberal' states were not always liberal, and the foundation for those places my not be as liberal as you think.

They are liberal now because of a multitude of reasons and who is to say those places will be the same in the next few decades?? What will San Fran look like in another 20 years with it's rampant homeless people problem?

It's like saying if China went all liberal  "oh look China is liberal now, they're rich, peaceful, see liberalism works" while ignoring a bunch of other factors.

But this isn’t the case. They WERE liberal. The definitions of liberal have simply changed.

Please read about the Age of Enlightenment. The values we have are liberal. Not the Fox News definition of the word.

It stems from John Locke and the Protestant reformation. John Locke posited that humans have the God-given will and liberty to make their own decisions. But unlike the Age of Enlightenment which was secular,  Locke based a lot of his his philosophy around religious liberty: the freedom to worship your own religion, the freedom to interpret your holy texts as you choose. Which is anti-Catholic as Catholicism argues that only the clergy and the Pope had religious sovreignty the liberty to interpret. Liberalism is derived from liberty: the idea of sovreignty being defined as the ability to makes your own choices without ruling authority and defined this as the common good. That IS liberalism in a nutshell. The opposing factions, namely Catholicism, upholded age old ideas that nobility were chosen by God and used this to give the idea of hierarchy (nobility, aristocracy). This was the idea that you had your place and you were born into it no matter what which goes against the idea of liberty. That is conservatism, or traditionalism at least.

Basically, liberalism is deeply entrenched into the fabric of American society. It’s the basic template for which we are free. By contrast, traditonalists were still the same people opining the progress being made even fifty years ago in the 60’s.

Be conservative. Be liberal. Whatever.

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
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« Reply #63 on: October 28, 2018, 03:00:53 PM »
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.

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« Reply #64 on: October 28, 2018, 03:06:31 PM »
Love the "no law in liberal states" surprised it wasn't followed by "We need less regulation!"
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« Reply #65 on: October 28, 2018, 03:46:22 PM »
lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild

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« Reply #66 on: October 28, 2018, 03:53:50 PM »
Gratz on fully embracing fascism I guess :doge
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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #67 on: October 28, 2018, 03:56:14 PM »
Instead of Assy we should call him Fashy. 

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« Reply #68 on: October 28, 2018, 04:10:18 PM »
Instead of Assy we should call him Fashy. 


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« Reply #69 on: October 28, 2018, 04:12:42 PM »

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
Cindi, I didn't say America was never liberal wtf are you talking about?

I can't compete with your level of trolling. I don't have the time, patience, or desire to.

lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild
I wasn't driving you beaky bitch.


Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.
No, most of them don't.


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« Reply #70 on: October 28, 2018, 04:27:05 PM »
^ nice guy Assimilate

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« Reply #71 on: October 28, 2018, 04:28:44 PM »
go fuck yourselves, that's why.

Oh come on, Rumbler. Why do you always edit the goddamn OPs before I've read them?

Edit: Assy posting it himself. :lawd
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« Reply #72 on: October 28, 2018, 04:30:31 PM »
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.

politics here are naive, says the guy who thinks cutting emissions are too hard so we should institute a global sterilization program

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« Reply #73 on: October 28, 2018, 04:43:31 PM »
Ok, so you're becoming a conservative because the Brazillian shithole is a shithole that nearly killed you. Something you've admitted to in the same post. :doge

This is like Cindy going from Democrat to Republican over the results of the 16 election, but probably worse since your close-call isn't the "come to Jesus" moment you're trying to make it out to be.

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« Reply #74 on: October 28, 2018, 04:45:21 PM »

But bad history is something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. Saying that America was never liberal is smart dumb af and this is a poor reason to base your political beliefs on.

Read history and philosophy. Read the history of liberalism and what it truly means. Shit, take a college class once you’re back in the states.
Cindi, I didn't say America was never liberal wtf are you talking about?

I can't compete with your level of trolling. I don't have the time, patience, or desire to.

lmao this is cuz you got in a hit and run? learn to drive yourself you manchild
I wasn't driving you beaky bitch.


Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.
No, most of them don't.

ya that's why i said learn to drive yourself instead of relying on your dumb buddies who apparently suck at driving, learn to read too i guess

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« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2018, 04:47:03 PM »
Ok, serious question: Are you Brazilian yourself Assy? I need to know this.

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« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2018, 04:48:33 PM »
Dunno about most of the rambling but one thing i can agree about with Assi is that politics here are a little myopic and naive in regards to how differently people behave im different cultures. Though i suppose everyone here knows that and just trolls him.

politics here are naive, says the guy who thinks cutting emissions are too hard so we should institute a global sterilization program

It's not like you have anything to lose though.  :doge

It was a joke like i said, get over it. But i stand by what i say in this particular thread. I appreciate the insight of some posters and their knowledge on local US politics but as someone with dual citizenship trust me on the fact that you can't just export your values and hope they work just because they make sense in a vacuum. It would be similar to me going to the US gun debate and going "lol, ban guns". It makes sense but everyone knows it would not actually happen.

Now im not saying it's something that happens all too much and Assis opinions don't seem very appealing either but it's general vibe i sometimes get. Anyway, back to low quality shitposting /carepost


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« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2018, 04:49:18 PM »
Ok, so you're becoming a conservative because the Brazillian shithole is a shithole that nearly killed you. Something you've admitted to in the same post. :doge

This is like Cindy going from Democrat to Republican over the results of the 16 election, but probably worse since your close-call isn't the "come to Jesus" moment you're trying to make it out to be.

I think you guys are forgetting details here.

It's not only about the driver, it's about the road. Again, if you aren't too familiar with the situation here it will be hard for you to understand.

Going from Sao Paulo to Rio is a huge example of the issues in this country. Rio is a disaster, it is a mess, that needs to be fixed with an iron fist. Sao Paulo has everything you expect from a modern highway, Rio does not. It's a fucking death trap. One is mainly conservative, the other is mainly liberal and the contrast is no more apparent than on the road.

Corruption from leftist policies is to blame for the current situation in this country. Understand?

Ok, serious question: Are you Brazilian yourself Assy? I need to know this.
I already answered this question. I have dual citizenship.

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« Reply #78 on: October 28, 2018, 04:54:13 PM »
nicca

You literally said America was probably never liberal in the first place
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« Reply #79 on: October 28, 2018, 04:55:33 PM »
nicca

You literally said America was probably never liberal in the first place
I said "as liberal" as you may think they were. I never said NEVER liberal.

Cindi all those meds are fucking you up.

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« Reply #80 on: October 28, 2018, 04:56:06 PM »
what better way to take the local political temperature than by judging federally run infrastructure

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« Reply #81 on: October 28, 2018, 04:56:21 PM »
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him

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« Reply #82 on: October 28, 2018, 04:57:39 PM »
It was a joke like i said, get over it.

Yuropean humor :goty2

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« Reply #83 on: October 28, 2018, 05:00:01 PM »
It's not only about the driver, it's about the road. Again, if you aren't too familiar with the situation here it will be hard for you to understand.

No it isn't hard to understand. I realize Brazil is a shithole because the internet has told me about it a lot.


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I already answered this question. I have dual citizenship.

I'm not asking citzenship. I'm asking "are you Brazilian?" as a race. EG: Were you born to Brazilian parents?

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« Reply #84 on: October 28, 2018, 05:00:39 PM »
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him
Mandark your posts are getting less funny. I still appreciate your efforts though.

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« Reply #85 on: October 28, 2018, 05:00:40 PM »
for context, assi uses "liberals" interchangeably with "communists" and "the left," and all of that is embodied by some blue-haired tumblr girl who won't fuck him

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« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2018, 05:01:47 PM »
Great, Mandark now look what you did.

Cindi is going to come out with "all straight dudes wanna bang trans chics with dicks" again.

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« Reply #87 on: October 28, 2018, 05:13:47 PM »
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.
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« Reply #88 on: October 28, 2018, 05:16:47 PM »
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said

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« Reply #89 on: October 28, 2018, 05:19:39 PM »
Great, Mandark now look what you did.

Cindi is going to come out with "all straight dudes wanna bang trans chics with dicks" again.

you seem eager to take the convo in that direction and that could only improve the thread

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« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2018, 05:22:52 PM »
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said

I can sense a limp wrist in this post. It’s the long stop. Very gay. I’m proud of you.

Straight men do love trans women though. Only as sex dolls, but they do love them. It’s why trans porn is so popular.

I chat with more than a few trans escort friends and they all say straight men are gay. Their biggest clients are dudes who are married to women pretty much across the board and want to be fucked in the ass. Which is good because paying is the only way he will get that.
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« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2018, 05:30:31 PM »
For someone that says I’m misrepresenting what you’re saying you sure do that to me a lot.


oh stopppppppp you know what you said

I can sense a limp wrist in this post. It’s the long stop. Very gay. I’m proud of you.
Yes, that was on purpose.

Straight men do love trans women though. Only as sex dolls, but they do love them. It’s why trans porn is so popular.

I chat with more than a few trans escort friends and they all say straight men are gay. Their biggest clients are dudes who are married to women pretty much across the board and want to be fucked in the ass. Which is good because paying is the only way he will get that.
And there we have it.

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« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2018, 05:33:16 PM »
The fun part is that it’s tongue in cheek. Clearly not all straight men are gay but it’s for fun. It also gets under your skin. It’s funny. Are you afraid of being one conversation away from losing your anal virginity? It’s ok to be scared the first time.

:tauntaun
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« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2018, 05:37:57 PM »
Looking forward to Assimilate's upcoming thread "I got my cheeks clapped, today I'm officially a Libertarian!"

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« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2018, 05:40:12 PM »
after some research apparently one of the reasons the truckers fly on that road is because a certain bridge closes at 1am. so these pieces of shit in order not to go the long route flyyyyyyyy to get there in time.

just another example of moronic policies by a moronic left wing government.

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« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2018, 05:44:12 PM »
What does that have to do with the left? Are you serious?
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« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2018, 05:46:18 PM »
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Not any worse than the time when, because the common people were thinking the Eucharist was allegorical, the authors of John later wrote definitively that NO, it’s literal and Jesus screams at a crowd of people to eat his literal flesh and blood by using words gnaw.

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« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2018, 05:52:55 PM »
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Jesus the Bread of Life
25 When they found him on the other side of the lake, they asked him, “Rabbi, when did you get here?”

26 Jesus answered, “Very truly I tell you, you are looking for me, not because you saw the signs I performed but because you ate the loaves and had your fill. 27 Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. For on him God the Father has placed his seal of approval.”

28 Then they asked him, “What must we do to do the works God requires?”

29 Jesus answered, “The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.”

30 So they asked him, “What sign then will you give that we may see it and believe you? What will you do? 31 Our ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness; as it is written: ‘He gave them bread from heaven to eat.’[c]”

32 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, it is not Moses who has given you the bread from heaven, but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from heaven. 33 For the bread of God is the bread that comes down from heaven and gives life to the world.”

34 “Sir,” they said, “always give us this bread.”

35 Then Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never go hungry, and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty. 36 But as I told you, you have seen me and still you do not believe. 37 All those the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away. 38 For I have come down from heaven not to do my will but to do the will of him who sent me. 39 And this is the will of him who sent me, that I shall lose none of all those he has given me, but raise them up at the last day. 40 For my Father’s will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day.”

41 At this the Jews there began to grumble about him because he said, “I am the bread that came down from heaven.” 42 They said, “Is this not Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? How can he now say, ‘I came down from heaven’?”

43 “Stop grumbling among yourselves,” Jesus answered. 44 “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws them, and I will raise them up at the last day. 45 It is written in the Prophets: ‘They will all be taught by God.’[d] Everyone who has heard the Father and learned from him comes to me. 46 No one has seen the Father except the one who is from God; only he has seen the Father. 47 Very truly I tell you, the one who believes has eternal life. 48 I am the bread of life. 49 Your ancestors ate the manna in the wilderness, yet they died. 50 But here is the bread that comes down from heaven, which anyone may eat and not die. 51 I am the living bread that came down from heaven. Whoever eats this bread will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.”

52 Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”

53 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. 56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so the one who feeds on me will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your ancestors ate manna and died, but whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” 59 He said this while teaching in the synagogue in Capernaum.

Many Disciples Desert Jesus
60 On hearing it, many of his disciples said, “This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?”

61 Aware that his disciples were grumbling about this, Jesus said to them, “Does this offend you? 62 Then what if you see the Son of Man ascend to where he was before! 63 The Spirit gives life; the flesh counts for nothing. The words I have spoken to you—they are full of the Spirit[e] and life. 64 Yet there are some of you who do not believe.” For Jesus had known from the beginning which of them did not believe and who would betray him. 65 He went on to say, “This is why I told you that no one can come to me unless the Father has enabled them.”

66 From this time many of his disciples turned back and no longer followed him.

67 “You do not want to leave too, do you?” Jesus asked the Twelve.

68 Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. 69 We have come to believe and to know that you are the Holy One of God.”

70 Then Jesus replied, “Have I not chosen you, the Twelve? Yet one of you is a devil!” 71 (He meant Judas, the son of Simon Iscariot, who, though one of the Twelve, was later to betray him.)

That boy needed some help, I tell yew what
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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2018, 06:04:15 PM »
What does that have to do with the left? Are you serious?
I vividly recall a Bolsonaro speech in which he said the bridge closing problem was at the top of his agenda.
He also said he'd throw people who commit traffic violations out of helicopters and truckers were too ugly to rape.
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« Reply #100 on: October 28, 2018, 06:09:14 PM »
"Glad I have insurance!" would be just as gauche. My point is she jumped straight to talking about her own gun collection as the first response to the news and by her third response was just posting a laughing emoji.

Which isn't even to say she's not empathetic towards the victims, but if she is then she ought to at least understand what a terrible job those posts did of expressing that empathy.

I would say that taking your personal experiences and universalizing them to cover those of all minorities demonstrates some failure in empathy. If all problems had the same solutions there would be far fewer problems.
I’m just going to speak for myself here and note that my comments were specifically reacting to the antisemitism and the comments made by the President. Any comments towards Cindi were a direct response to her self-admitted farcical gun debate thread that spawned from a thread derailment.

I commented, despite holding my tongue in prior instances,  because this has happened in the past in various threads and has gone on for pages. It’s much more indicative of a larger problem in the media coverage of these events.

It wasn’t off topic. That thread is as much an “this is why we need to get rid of guns” thread as it is a victim thread. Don’t pretend it isn’t. The very nature of the thread makes it an anti-gun thread. Off topic? Not really.
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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #101 on: October 28, 2018, 07:27:30 PM »
Assy didn't answer the question... :thinking

Andy-kun: Could you give us an extension that changes all of Assy's posts to HUE HUE HUE, plzx.

Looking forward to Assimilate's upcoming thread "I got my cheeks clapped, today I'm officially a Libertarian!"

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« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2018, 07:31:46 PM »
you know, if you have a problem with state-run roads, i may have a few pamphlets...

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« Reply #103 on: October 28, 2018, 07:34:27 PM »
It's all ok brehs

I'm alive, no one was hurt, and our presidential pick won!

There is optimism in the air.

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« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2018, 07:54:59 PM »
yeah, but those state-run roads...

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« Reply #105 on: October 28, 2018, 08:04:36 PM »
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.

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« Reply #106 on: October 28, 2018, 08:09:48 PM »
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
it was a semi that smeared us to the median at 100mph. Everyone in the car could have died.

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« Reply #107 on: October 28, 2018, 08:09:55 PM »
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
is that really surprising though? this is a guy who's so sheltered he has to rely on random bums for rides instead of just getting his own license. hell, he can't even make friends that he doesn't meet through chicks he's seeing, and he's so bad at holding his liquor he even scared them off in like a week :lol he's like a 14 year old in a 45 year olds body. not a shocker that he's shook to the core after a minor car accident

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #108 on: October 28, 2018, 08:12:41 PM »
These libruls are all too poosy to run a country, go fascism!

Libruls are so pussy but I am literly shaken to my core by a fender bender.
is that really surprising though? this is a guy who's so sheltered he has to rely on random bums for rides instead of just getting his own license. hell, he can't even make friends that he doesn't meet through chicks he's seeing, and he's so bad at holding his liquor he even scared them off in like a week :lol he's like a 14 year old in a 45 year olds body. not a shocker that he's shook to the core after a minor car accident
Beaks coming up with his own stories to make himself feel good.

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #109 on: October 28, 2018, 08:15:09 PM »
assi running to a forum full of strangers that don't like him to post a screed because there's no one he's close enough to irl that's willing to listen to him whine about a fender bender  :lol

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #110 on: October 28, 2018, 09:06:56 PM »
Beaks trying to bank off my celebrity status on the bore

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #111 on: October 28, 2018, 09:37:41 PM »
Honestly, based on his posts here, I bet Assimilate has absolutely no chin whatsoever.
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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #112 on: October 29, 2018, 02:31:38 AM »
Honestly, based on his posts here, I bet Assimilate has absolutely no chin whatsoever.
Shosh keep using that Google dip shit maybe you'll get somewhere eventually with those mad skills.

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #113 on: October 29, 2018, 05:23:23 AM »
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #114 on: October 29, 2018, 05:29:05 AM »
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. :smug

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #115 on: October 29, 2018, 06:18:53 AM »
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. :smug

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Damn, I gotta take Benji off Tasty's filter so I don't inadvertently infringe on his quips.

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #116 on: October 29, 2018, 06:25:33 AM »
Hopefully Bolsonaro rounds up and executes all the leftist truckers in memory of Assy's PTSD.
Mine's better. :smug

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Damn, I gotta take Benji off Tasty's filter so I don't inadvertently infringe on his quips.

Fuck off  :piss fagrajag,  :piss2 you're a day late and a dollar short, as always. That gun slinger Cindi was complely right about you.

Quoting himse9lf and responding in a self-depricating manner is not something benji does, right?  :stahp

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Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
« Reply #117 on: October 29, 2018, 10:21:36 AM »
Sometimes assholes shit on pussies, so you need the dicks to fuck the assholes


I don't actually understand the mechanics of how this is supposed to achieve the desired outcome
QED

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Re: A liberal trucker attacked me on the highway, now I'm conservative!
« Reply #118 on: October 29, 2018, 10:27:12 AM »
©ZH

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Re: Today I officially became a Conservative
« Reply #119 on: October 29, 2018, 11:52:22 AM »
Sometimes assholes shit on pussies, so you need the dicks to fuck the assholes


I don't actually understand the mechanics of how this is supposed to achieve the desired outcome
It’s okay, it won’t have any place in the future you’re building anyway