Which one of you resident shitlords aired our dirty laundry on Reddit?

[benjipwns]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8ni47d/meltdown_in_slow_motion_resident_shitlords_on/ (subreddit is temp locked at the moment)
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Archive of the OP: https://archive.is/AljGo

Meltdown in slow motion: Resident shitlords on thebore.com get slowly purged by their own autism. (self.Drama)
submitted just now by v_is_one_person

Barely thumbnail sketched background of deepest bore lore:
The bore is an older offshoot forum from NeoGAF. As the moderation and circlejerking there became more and more unbearable, banned semi-sane users and other shit stirrers found refuge in a smaller and more lax community. They could share their common history and elements of forum culture they chose to preserve and evolve into a somewhat unique sub-sub culture of their own. Most relevant to our interests is a permanently cycling, often locked and rebooted thread dedicated to laughing and mocking NeoGAF as it became ever more distinguished mentally-challenged. And also now, of course, Resetera. The original name of the forum was actually Evilbore, a direct snipe at owner, flaming trust fund narcissist, alleged MMA student (no really) and now infamous shower rapist, Tyler Malka a.k.a Evilore.

Past mods from GAF would pass through and share gossip and stories of behind the curtain shenanigans, including lolcows that were put through the ringer (some more gently than others.)

I tell you all this to do my best to orient you into the latest in this thread, a self contained meta r/drama in their own corner of their forum, where everyone laughs and gets along until they don’t and crazy fights break out, smug bait is thrown and everyone laughs at whoever eventually gets BTFO and either ragequits or gets banned.

It still has a leftist bent and they don’t have a high opinion of places like NeoFAG on voat (filtered to babygoats) or Kiwifarmers, etc. Especially since it’s quite the treasure trove for gold sifters if you have the kind of dedicated autism to dive in and read and read and read, get to know the people and take notice of when former mods and power users show up and shoot the shit about the many past and ongoing shenanigans on both NeoGAF and Resetera. People like, say, me.

Okay! In this shit talking, left of center but fairly sane radically centrist forum there are a few (often refreshing) counter jerkers that, tragicomicly, build up a not entirely unjust grudge against getting shit on. Their die on a hill of “fuck you guys” since the moderation is fairly light until told to “stop this shit” with not much direct explanation - only the mocking of other users. The characters referenced here are eltoilate, recently perma banned, Optimus who caught a temp ban and Assimilate, our featured meltdowner, demanding an explanation of why he got banned for dodging their admittedly prudish word filter and saying “distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.” Hopefully I’ve explained enough to set you up to enjoy this one man standoff. Also hopefully their resident SRDines notice this thread somehow since sadly we cannot ping offsite and get their input. Looking at you TIMU.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.12540

[benjipwns]

i bet it was Mandark

[team filler]

what about Borenezuela? 

[agrajag]

[Cerveza mas fina]

That post is a bigger waste of time then a actually posting here

[agrajag]

[CatsCatsCats]

It’s like when you hold up a mirror to a mirror and stare with blank autism

[kingv]

The only good tea on thebire is that besada and dragona both have alts here and are active posters.

[Himu]

Is this Etiolate?

[Madrun Badrun]

benji pulling a mysterio 

[Rufus]

 

[hampster]

If you won’t look in the mirror, people will do it for you

[Trent Dole]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8ni47d/meltdown_in_slow_motion_resident_shitlords_on/ (subreddit is temp locked at the moment)
GoogleCache of thread before temp lock: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:MBnbF_2jxvoJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8ni47d/meltdown_in_slow_motion_resident_shitlords_on/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Archive of the OP: https://archive.is/AljGo

Meltdown in slow motion: Resident shitlords on thebore.com get slowly purged by their own autism. (self.Drama)
submitted just now by v_is_one_person

Barely thumbnail sketched background of deepest bore lore:
The bore is an older offshoot forum from NeoGAF. As the moderation and circlejerking there became more and more unbearable, banned semi-sane users and other shit stirrers found refuge in a smaller and more lax community. They could share their common history and elements of forum culture they chose to preserve and evolve into a somewhat unique sub-sub culture of their own. Most relevant to our interests is a permanently cycling, often locked and rebooted thread dedicated to laughing and mocking NeoGAF as it became ever more distinguished mentally-challenged. And also now, of course, Resetera. The original name of the forum was actually Evilbore, a direct snipe at owner, flaming trust fund narcissist, alleged MMA student (no really) and now infamous shower rapist, Tyler Malka a.k.a Evilore.

Past mods from GAF would pass through and share gossip and stories of behind the curtain shenanigans, including lolcows that were put through the ringer (some more gently than others.)

I tell you all this to do my best to orient you into the latest in this thread, a self contained meta r/drama in their own corner of their forum, where everyone laughs and gets along until they don’t and crazy fights break out, smug bait is thrown and everyone laughs at whoever eventually gets BTFO and either ragequits or gets banned.

It still has a leftist bent and they don’t have a high opinion of places like NeoFAG on voat (filtered to babygoats) or Kiwifarmers, etc. Especially since it’s quite the treasure trove for gold sifters if you have the kind of dedicated autism to dive in and read and read and read, get to know the people and take notice of when former mods and power users show up and shoot the shit about the many past and ongoing shenanigans on both NeoGAF and Resetera. People like, say, me.

Okay! In this shit talking, left of center but fairly sane radically centrist forum there are a few (often refreshing) counter jerkers that, tragicomicly, build up a not entirely unjust grudge against getting shit on. Their die on a hill of “fuck you guys” since the moderation is fairly light until told to “stop this shit” with not much direct explanation - only the mocking of other users. The characters referenced here are eltoilate, recently perma banned, Optimus who caught a temp ban and Assimilate, our featured meltdowner, demanding an explanation of why he got banned for dodging their admittedly prudish word filter and saying “distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.” Hopefully I’ve explained enough to set you up to enjoy this one man standoff. Also hopefully their resident SRDines notice this thread somehow since sadly we cannot ping offsite and get their input. Looking at you TIMU.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.12540

[benjipwns]

I've always wondered why none of them came back, it's not like The Bire exactly is a harsh tyrannical hellhole on people coming back even to be dicks again. And how much their personas were about fighting the social studies warriors here.

Cream's even been allowed back to deliberately shitpost and pick fights for a few days a couple times now. Assi coming back and just being his dumb self probably wouldn't even bother most people until he started to make threads all about himself again.

I assume etoliate is saving up his big return for when Jordan Peterson becomes Canadian PM in 2019. Or Trump wins again. His grand returns have always been more impressively constructed.

Also, this lone thread was the only mention of The Bire I could find on Reddit that wasn't someone linking to us during the NeoGAF.com implosion.

[Mr Gilhaney]

I cant believe Esch wrote this!

[benjipwns]

The only good tea on thebire is that besada and dragona both have alts here and are active posters.

Can't be true. Because moblin is besada.

[Tasty]

The TIMU callout.

[eleuin]

what the fuck

[Momo]

[BisMarckie]

#nevertruststost

[toku]

I like how you can tell exactly who it is.

What a 

Not one for calling bans but that dude wouldn't be missed at all

wow toku put on blast

[kingv]

I've always wondered why none of them came back, it's not like The Bire exactly is a harsh tyrannical hellhole on people coming back even to be dicks again. And how much their personas were about fighting the social studies warriors here.

Cream's even been allowed back to deliberately shitpost and pick fights for a few days a couple times now. Assi coming back and just being his dumb self probably wouldn't even bother most people until he started to make threads all about himself again.

I assume etoliate is saving up his big return for when Jordan Peterson becomes Canadian PM in 2019. Or Trump wins again. His grand returns have always been more impressively constructed.

Also, this lone thread was the only mention of The Bire I could find on Reddit that wasn't someone linking to us during the NeoGAF.com implosion.

Tbh, etoilet was only bad in the political thread and I otherwise liked him. He had decent gaming opinions.

Assy was annoying sometimes, but people would probably just shrug if he came back and didn’t act a fool.

The true most toxic persons on the bore are benji and 0ptimus, and that’s mostly because he’s just a 100% straight up asshole to everyone all the time, he’s not funny, and may not like Taco Bell. And he can’t salvage it with his gaming opinions because he likes weeb rpgs.

[agrajag]

Don't ever talk to me or my wife's cat benji again.

[Brehvolution]

If you are a fuckup enough to get banned from here, it's on you brah.

Throwing out weak excuses of 'leftist' and 'autist' when people disagree with you outs you as just another stupid rightist biiiiiiiaaaaaaattttcccccchhhh.

[Great Rumbler]

Remember when Assy and Optimus got banned and nobody cared? I do.

[I'm a Puppy!]

 
 
 
 
 
 

[Human Snorenado]

Remember when Assy and Optimus got banned and nobody cared? I do.

That's not true at all! A lot of people cared.

They were happy.

[Mandark]

I do regret not being able to gloat at them about the midterms.

[Human Snorenado]

Also, in order of likelihood:

Etoilet
Benji
PD
Himu

[Joe Molotov]

benji's been waiting 6 months for someone to notice his reddit post and repost it here, and finally he just decided to do it himself.

[Huff]

Wut

[CatsCatsCats]

Unban Assi, we have no villains left

[Mandark]

No.

Someone bring back hungrynoob.

[I'm a Puppy!]

No. Etoilet is the only proper villian.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Remember when Assy and Optimus got banned and nobody cared? I do.

Remember when filler got banned and thebore became bad and uncool?

[CatsCatsCats]

hungrynoob isn’t a villain, he’s just lost

[Purrp Skirrp]

[agrajag]

Remember when Assy and Optimus got banned and nobody cared? I do.

Remember when filler got banned and thebore became bad and uncool?

no

[BIONIC]

Remember when Assy and Optimus got banned and nobody cared? I do.

Remember when filler got banned and thebore became bad and uncool?

Those were dark days  :'(

[Nabbis]

It was Cream.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Guys! GUYS!!! Look! Those people who say they're shitty are being...well.....shitty....CAN YOU IMAGINE?!!

[tiesto]

Unban Assi if he gets a neck tattoo.

[Himu]

You can tell by the creepy anthropologist perspective + "they have a leftist bent and go against kiwifarmers but ackshully are radically centrist" exactly who it is

tbf you have to have posted in the shitbin thread to know, so maybe y'all are better off for not knowing 

Spill the tea

[CatsCatsCats]

Unban Assi if he gets a neck tattoo.

Very this

[thetylerrob]

You can tell by the creepy anthropologist perspective + "they have a leftist bent and go against kiwifarmers but ackshully are radically centrist" exactly who it is

tbf you have to have posted in the shitbin thread to know, so maybe y'all are better off for not knowing 

Spill the tea

:showerelf

[ToxicAdam]

What kind of stains would Bore's dirty laundry have?

[agrajag]

What kind of stains would Bore's dirty laundry have?

refried beans, shredded cheese and lettuce, sour cream, beef

[ToxicAdam]

No dried hemorrhoid blood, cum and tears of regret?

[Joe Molotov]

No dried hemorrhoid blood, cum and tears of regret?

Well, no regret anyway.

[recursivelyenumerable]

 

[kingv]

What kind of stains would Bore's dirty laundry have?

refried beans, shredded cheese and lettuce, sour cream, beef

I call it smegyum!

[BlueTsunami]

Unban Assi if he gets a neck tattoo.

A neck tattoo that simply says

Neck
Tattoo

But in comic sans

[Freyj]

Is this Etiolate?

no mention of Guild Wars 2 so I'd call that a safe no

[Momo]

Unban Assi, we have no villains left

We can just keep accusing marrec of being a pedo or something and eventually he will go full joker.

[CatsCatsCats]

Whotf is that? Outside forum exclusives don’t count