I've always wondered why none of them came back, it's not like The Bire exactly is a harsh tyrannical hellhole on people coming back even to be dicks again. And how much their personas were about fighting the social studies warriors here.
Cream's even been allowed back to deliberately shitpost and pick fights for a few days a couple times now. Assi coming back and just being his dumb self probably wouldn't even bother most people until he started to make threads all about himself again.
I assume etoliate is saving up his big return for when Jordan Peterson becomes Canadian PM in 2019. Or Trump wins again. His grand returns have always been more impressively constructed.
Also, this lone thread was the only mention of The Bire I could find on Reddit that wasn't someone linking to us during the NeoGAF.com implosion.
