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[BisMarckie]

Darksiders I:
Darksiders II:
Darksiders III: 

[benjipwns]

the joke got better when i stopped trying to actually list the games they're putting out this month and next

in that Chad Bowser CEO article I looked up, they have 55 games scheduled for release this year including all the remasters/rereleases

[Propagandhim]

it's not BCT or PoliERA or TransERA that run Bartertown, they're all just a symptom

There is no TransEra anymore.

no wonder all the black transpersons are fleeing Era in droves to the Bire via Pogi's underground railroad.

AUTISMO ALERT 

When I was a kid in school learning about slavery in 4th grade, the teacher assigned to us a creative project based on civil war/slavery stuff.  We were told we had free rein to make whatever we wanted, and everyone would vote on a winner who would get a $100 Pizza Hut gift card.  This was early 90s Pizza Hut, mind you - not the relic to déclassé trash that it has become now.  We wanted that pizza, homeboy.   So naturally, kids showed up with box dioramas depicting red and blue coats fighting, paper mache, movies, people came dressed up with their fucking families and acted out scenes etc.  One kid made a Frederick Douglass comic book a la those political graphic novels like Maus.  He won the thing. 


Now, what did your boi do? 

Giant ad-hoc poster board presentation of a hypothetical SNES game:   Harriet Tubman's Super Underground Railroad.   I had a giant game design template with cutout drawings pasted onto colored paper depicting game mechanics.  "You see in this picture, you're running around collecting slaves and bringing them back to the underground railroad."   "If these bad guys take the slaves back its game over."  I gave the bad guys whips.  It had two players - someone could control Harriet's friend to get more slaves.   I had a giant SNES controller with a button layout explaining how to control Harriet.
 
Entire class stared, pale-faced, in a rictus of confusion at what they were looking at.  It reminded me of when my dad would take a glimpse at a Ren and Stimpy cartoon and I thought there's no way his eyes can decipher what he's seeing the way mine could.  Like it was just a sensory assault of flashing images and sounds that he couldn't see.  Harriet Tubman's Super Underground Railroad had a diversity of levels, powerups, multiplayer, etc.  I drew it all out.  At the end of the presentation, I must have felt like what those people on that show, Bait Car feel like after the vehicle is remotely disabled by the police.

[agrajag]

Darksiders I:
Darksiders II:
Darksiders III: 

I've only played the first one bc I had an xbox 360 but only wii u and switch after that

 

[benjipwns]

I've only played the first one bc I had an xbox 360 but only wii u and switch after that

 

sounds like you'd prefer ResetERA.com's gaming talk

[agrajag]

I've only played the first one bc I had an xbox 360 but only wii u and switch after that

 

sounds like you'd prefer ResetERA.com's gaming talk

fact check: I barely even touched my wii u

 

[benjipwns]

that's perfect, as i discovered their Nintendo thread isn't actually about things that exist either

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:ResetEra

  they can't keep getting away with it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie2988

 

[Propagandhim]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:ResetEra

  they can't keep getting away with it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie2988

 

At first I was like, oh wow - he went to UVA?  And then I looked at the fine print.

[stufte]

Waking up to 10 more pages and Cream PMing me whining about Bork. What the fuck, the bire.

[benjipwns]

   This biographical article about someone involved with the Internet is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

no i can't it's protected until August 29, 2019 lol

[benjipwns]

Waking up to 10 more pages and Cream PMing me whining about Bork. What the fuck, the bire.

borks been implicated in the moderator sex scandal and cream was trying to get us the leaks

and "developer" Jade Raymond's been laundering cash for the whole thing through EA's secret white supremacist HQ in Montreal

also HUGE MYSTERY GAMES ARE COMING TO SWITCH IN 2019

[marrec]

 

why didn't Cream PM me to whine about Bork

[benjipwns]

cream doesn't deal with obvious trolls

oh, or violent transphobes, almost totally forgot that part, Mandark

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

why didn't Cream PM me to whine about Bork

known troll

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-anyone-else-sick-of-the-my-powers-are-such-a-burden-trope.103721/post-18576285

Enzoms super powers only kick in when a stranger says his magic word.

Sadly, to date nobody has ever done so.

[marrec]

my powers of trolling are such a burden

[Cream youll cave soon]

Lol stufte you really are just an insidious snake

Also sorry Marrec, I was looking for someone I knew didn’t like me but still might be sensible 

[benjipwns]

well that was a good move because troll captain marrec is definitely not sensible, especially when you hear about all his post-ban trolling plans

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Aquaman gets a 55 metacritic and 65 rotten tomatoes "Great comic book movie, amazing, incredible"

Captain Marvel gets a 68 metacritic and 88 rt score "this is very worrying and sounds like a bland unappealing movie"

If you feel up to it, cross reference the names in this thread and the Venom thread. The results may shock you.

Then cross reference that with those that REALLY dislike TLJ.

Please fucking do waste your time doing this you petty dipshits.

[Cream youll cave soon]

Aquaman gets a 55 metacritic and 65 rotten tomatoes "Great comic book movie, amazing, incredible"

Captain Marvel gets a 68 metacritic and 88 rt score "this is very worrying and sounds like a bland unappealing movie"

If you feel up to it, cross reference the names in this thread and the Venom thread. The results may shock you.

Then cross reference that with those that REALLY dislike TLJ.

Fuckin hell.

They should be like me and only cross reference things that matter a lot. Like the members that hurt my feelings.
Please fucking do waste your time doing this you petty dipshits.

[marrec]

Aquaman gets a 55 metacritic and 65 rotten tomatoes "Great comic book movie, amazing, incredible"

Captain Marvel gets a 68 metacritic and 88 rt score "this is very worrying and sounds like a bland unappealing movie"

If you feel up to it, cross reference the names in this thread and the Venom thread. The results may shock you.

Then cross reference that with those that REALLY dislike TLJ.

Please fucking do waste your time doing this you petty dipshits.

THEN cross reference in a pivot table with average posts per day versus average number of letters contained in each post

[benjipwns]

Aquaman gets a 55 metacritic and 65 rotten tomatoes "Great comic book movie, amazing, incredible"

Captain Marvel gets a 68 metacritic and 88 rt score "this is very worrying and sounds like a bland unappealing movie"

If you feel up to it, cross reference the names in this thread and the Venom thread. The results may shock you.

Then cross reference that with those that REALLY dislike TLJ.

now hold up, this sounds like CONSPIRACY THEORISING to me

User banned (3 days): conspiracy theorising

ouch.

basically, Carol is a boring character. Not larger than life like her other Avengers...

Movie is basically been there, done that Marvel movie which we have seen 20+ times in the last 10 years...

disappointed that this isn't really anything special, by the sound of it.

and lol @RT being at 91% but the reviews sound more like it's a 60% - above average was just okay nothing special film. I'd argue it's even closer to 50%.

I do know that RT editors are the ones who take a review and relegate a fresh rating on it or not, but wow is RT in Marvel's pockets?

User Banned (3 Days): Conspiracy theories across multiple posts

[stufte]

I don't hate you cream. I don't even know you.

[Joe Molotov]

it's not BCT or PoliERA or TransERA that run Bartertown, they're all just a symptom

There is no TransEra anymore.

no wonder all the black transpersons are fleeing Era in droves to the Bire via Pogi's underground railroad.

AUTISMO ALERT 

When I was a kid in school learning about slavery in 4th grade, the teacher assigned to us a creative project based on civil war/slavery stuff.  We were told we had free rein to make whatever we wanted, and everyone would vote on a winner who would get a $100 Pizza Hut gift card.  This was early 90s Pizza Hut, mind you - not the relic to déclassé trash that it has become now.  We wanted that pizza, homeboy.   So naturally, kids showed up with box dioramas depicting red and blue coats fighting, paper mache, movies, people came dressed up with their fucking families and acted out scenes etc.  One kid made a Frederick Douglass comic book a la those political graphic novels like Maus.  He won the thing. 


Now, what did your boi do? 

Giant ad-hoc poster board presentation of a hypothetical SNES game:   Harriet Tubman's Super Underground Railroad.   I had a giant game design template with cutout drawings pasted onto colored paper depicting game mechanics.  "You see in this picture, you're running around collecting slaves and bringing them back to the underground railroad."   "If these bad guys take the slaves back its game over."  I gave the bad guys whips.  It had two players - someone could control Harriet's friend to get more slaves.   I had a giant SNES controller with a button layout explaining how to control Harriet.
 
Entire class stared, pale-faced, in a rictus of confusion at what they were looking at.  It reminded me of when my dad would take a glimpse at a Ren and Stimpy cartoon and I thought there's no way his eyes can decipher what he's seeing the way mine could.  Like it was just a sensory assault of flashing images and sounds that he couldn't see.  Harriet Tubman's Super Underground Railroad had a diversity of levels, powerups, multiplayer, etc.  I drew it all out.  At the end of the presentation, I must have felt like what those people on that show, Bait Car feel like after the vehicle is remotely disabled by the police.

Then in 2019, Stufte steals the idea and makes it, does a AMA on 16chan, then releases it for free so we can't even boycott it. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Aquaman gets a 55 metacritic and 65 rotten tomatoes "Great comic book movie, amazing, incredible"

Captain Marvel gets a 68 metacritic and 88 rt score "this is very worrying and sounds like a bland unappealing movie"

If you feel up to it, cross reference the names in this thread and the Venom thread. The results may shock you.

Then cross reference that with those that REALLY dislike TLJ.

Please fucking do waste your time doing this you petty dipshits.

said the bireposter

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

They should be like me and only cross reference things that matter a lot. Like the members that hurt my feelings.
Please fucking do waste your time doing this you petty dipshits.

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/punches-thrown-and-mass-brawls-at-the-annual-atherstone-ball-game-english-town-shrove-tuesday-tradition.103676/

Not only is the act of watching Brits beat the shit out of each other just absolutely splendid, but so are the ensuing “white ppl are trash” comments and the resulting white fragility. Despite the A+ content in the OP they can’t just sit back and appreciate the art.

[benjipwns]

said the bireposter

fuckin got em

these losers man lol

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[agrajag]

Anyone even vaguely implies the mods are subpar they get banned for "attacking the staff" for at least a week, and often perm'd.

But DigitalOp writes an entire multi-paragraph post directly attacking staff members and calling them incompetent, even tagging admins individually and calling them out, all while back-seat modding. Gets away without even a warning.

Yeah, Cream. No protection. 

I didn’t say there was no protection! But you can’t blame DigitalOp for that, can you?

How come I wasn’t protected? You can’t honestly believe I’m more egregious than anyone else

I legit just think the mods are really dumb and inconsistent

because you're fucking obnoxious?

Go to hell, Jansen, fucking loser.

You can stop defending me.

And I’m not a “Xir” you idiot. Where would you even get that from? How the fuck did the people who hate me know that and you didn’t?

 

[Straight Edge]

I went to sleep, woke up, bire membership doubled, and this thread turned to (more) shit.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

said the bireposter

4070

[benjipwns]

why do they care about the critics? won't the masses rise in revolution against Trump and turn Disney's Marvel's Captain Disney Marvel into a guaranteed record shattering blockbuster?

and if it doesn't they can just OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION that it is so, no?

[agrajag]

I'm trying to catch up on this thread but it keeps growing faster than I can read it, mods help!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

if only I could read as quick as kirblar

[close]

[benjipwns]

i'll shut the fuck up

[Cream youll cave soon]

why do they care about the critics? won't the masses rise in revolution against Trump and turn Disney's Marvel's Captain Disney Marvel into a guaranteed record shattering blockbuster?

and if it doesn't they can just OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION that it is so, no?

Literally it is gonna make a ton of money and people will love it so uuuuugh just laugh at the whiny white boys

[Straight Edge]

If you discount one drama queen’s posts, it’s only a few pages long.

[benjipwns]

If you discount one drama queen’s posts, it’s only a few pages long.

wow i thought we were friends

everyone showing their true colors lately

[Cream youll cave soon]

Awww you called me a queen

[agrajag]

i'll bee your friend banji

[PsychoBee]

man fuck y'all I think the bore is cool as shit, and I think a number of users here are cool too

if that number is more than 1 remains to be seen

[benjipwns]

  forum friends

[Cream youll cave soon]

man fuck y'all I think the bore is cool as shit, and I think a number of users here are cool too

if that number is more than 1 remains to be seen

Cindi is cool.

You’re super cool Psycho ❤️

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Literally it is gonna make a ton of money and people will love it so uuuuugh just laugh at the whiny white boys

Yeah, its going to make a ton of money, and it is immune to serious criticism because its a fucking popcorn flick based on picture books for children, so why are people trying to turn it into a fucking social movement and pre-emptively play damage control on the offchance the MCU formula has hit saturation point by insinuating that - for the many fucking reasons someone may not want to see it or may see it and not enjoy it - all criticism is by people who (((didn't like Ghostbusters 2016)))

[Cauliflower Of Love]

said the bireposter

4070

Oh I know I'm wasting my time with petty shit.

[agrajag]

man fuck y'all I think the bore is cool as shit, and I think a number of users here are cool too

if that number is more than 1 remains to be seen

I never even knew PsychoBee was trans until a couple of days ago. See this is how you do trans, Creamy

User actioned: cis-transplaining

[Propagandhim]

Sometimes i fantasize about making a Bore version of Green Book with the trans posters on here.  Like, they can teach me how to love and I can teach them about life.   

[Cream youll cave soon]

Literally it is gonna make a ton of money and people will love it so uuuuugh just laugh at the whiny white boys

Yeah, its going to make a ton of money, and it is immune to serious criticism because its a fucking popcorn flick based on picture books for children, so why are people trying to turn it into a fucking social movement and pre-emptively play damage control on the offchance the MCU formula has hit saturation point by insinuating that - for the many fucking reasons someone may not want to see it or may see it and not enjoy it - all criticism is by people who (((didn't like Ghostbusters 2016)))

I mean I talk about it with friends in discord and we did get a little value out of some dudes online having hilarious meltdowns over Brie spanking white men. Besides that yeah, we just talk about... you know, seeing the movie.

[Chim Richalds]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/punches-thrown-and-mass-brawls-at-the-annual-atherstone-ball-game-english-town-shrove-tuesday-tradition.103676/

Not only is the act of watching Brits beat the shit out of each other just absolutely splendid, but so are the ensuing “white ppl are trash” comments and the resulting white fragility. Despite the A+ content in the OP they can’t just sit back and appreciate the art.

I have to wonder if any of the "white ppl are trash" posters have ever been to any event with large crowds whatsoever.  Shit breaks down quick, whether it's a futbol game in Argentina, this writhing mass of morons in Britain, or Tuesday night at the strip club in Atlanta.  This shit isn't exclusive to one race.

Brie spanking white men.

 

[bork]

I don't hate you cream. I don't even know you.

You got PM spam too?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Literally it is gonna make a ton of money and people will love it so uuuuugh just laugh at the whiny white boys

Yeah, its going to make a ton of money, and it is immune to serious criticism because its a fucking popcorn flick based on picture books for children, so why are people trying to turn it into a fucking social movement and pre-emptively play damage control on the offchance the MCU formula has hit saturation point by insinuating that - for the many fucking reasons someone may not want to see it or may see it and not enjoy it - all criticism is by people who (((didn't like Ghostbusters 2016)))

I mean I talk about it with friends in discord and we did get a little value out of some dudes online having hilarious meltdowns over Brie spanking white men. Besides that yeah, we just talk about... you know, seeing the movie.

so you would in fact agree that someone who wants to go trawling through multiple threads about totally unrelated films to compile a dossier on names who didn't like films, and to then cross reference those dislikes to infer something as to that posters character as a human being, is pretty fucking petty.

[Cream youll cave soon]

Literally it is gonna make a ton of money and people will love it so uuuuugh just laugh at the whiny white boys

Yeah, its going to make a ton of money, and it is immune to serious criticism because its a fucking popcorn flick based on picture books for children, so why are people trying to turn it into a fucking social movement and pre-emptively play damage control on the offchance the MCU formula has hit saturation point by insinuating that - for the many fucking reasons someone may not want to see it or may see it and not enjoy it - all criticism is by people who (((didn't like Ghostbusters 2016)))

I mean I talk about it with friends in discord and we did get a little value out of some dudes online having hilarious meltdowns over Brie spanking white men. Besides that yeah, we just talk about... you know, seeing the movie.

so you would in fact agree that someone who wants to go trawling through multiple threads about totally unrelated films to compile a dossier on names who didn't like films, and to then cross reference those dislikes to infer something as to that posters character as a human being, is pretty fucking petty.

Absolutely.

I don't hate you cream. I don't even know you.

You got PM spam too?

At least you responded, Master. 

[VomKriege]

that's perfect, as i discovered their Nintendo thread isn't actually about things that exist either

[PsychoBee]

Cindi is cool.

You’re super cool Psycho ❤️

I was tempted to make a weak joke like "you just want me to raise that number to 2" but you seem genuinely nice, so thanks, u too TBH

now I fully expect to have been getting trolled
 

I never even knew PsychoBee was trans until a couple of days ago. See this is how you do trans, Creamy

User actioned: cis-transplaining

I didnt even know you knew i existed

[agrajag]

Like I really just don’t get it. This is still Ree relevant so hopefully I’m okay to say.

The bore: hahaha excel is a dumb stupid bitch cunt with no friends, no job, and she deserves all the hate she gets!

“Sensible” bore: Hahahah yeah fuck her!

The bore: and it’s really a gross fat MAN!

“sensible” bore: hey man not cool 

Like what?

User actioned for doxxing Excel as a gross fat man

Seriously. Most people hern't even know she was gross and fat. Good job.

I never even knew PsychoBee was trans until a couple of days ago. See this is how you do trans, Creamy

User actioned: cis-transplaining

I didnt even know you knew i existed

I've given you likes. Likes!

[marrec]

how tf is this thread more caring, genuine, and nurturing among participants than the entirety of ResetERA put together?

[Straight Edge]

Because half the posters are on estrogen.

[nudemacusers]

Waking up to 10 more pages and Cream PMing me whining about Bork. What the fuck, the bire.

borks been implicated in the moderator sex scandal and cream was trying to get us the leaks

How can you be implicated in a sex scandal when you’re a virgin

[VomKriege]

The principle of charity and dick sucking.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/leaving-neverland-hbo-documentary-on-michael-jacksons-alleged-child-sexual-assaults-review-thread-currently-94-on-rotten-tomatoes.102529/page-44#post-18580315

I do realize that getting there was probably like Alcatraz in terms of what you can bring in, but statistically there should have been at least one #YOLO worker who hid audio recorder in his bedroom for bribery or just to get famous by being the person to expose MJ.

Just like all those audio recordings we have for Catholic Church members molesting tens of thousands of kids in a thousand different locations all over the world ?