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[thisismyusername]

Imagine getting worked up over a Michael Jackson reference in a video game.

[tummyfat]

Why so many peeps here?

[agrajag]

#freeJansen

[Jenkem]

I just found that Sega actually made a Michael Jackson game for the Genesis?!? I'll never buy a Sega console again after hearing about this! 

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/

 

I like that people called Kyushu about “planing to buy the game but not anymore”, I agree with him that MJ is probably a kiddie fiddler but he has been an insufferable cunt in the Leaving Neverland thread.

[Kunai With Chain]

Just found out Jim Sterling gave BotW 7/10 from the 'What's the most infamous video game review?' thread. That dude gives out scores? I just thought he bitched for 20 min on youtube. Feeling conflicted now, find him boring as fuck but on the other hand anyone that gives BotW the score it deserved is good people.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/

 

The premise of this thread is based on a misconception of the scene in question, as said by the development team. Thus the thread has been locked.

“This is a fun fact that I don't think anybody knows yet,” Walker said. “(Players) feel like that's kind of a Michael Jackson thing. Well in Japan, there's a link between that hat and the dancing. There was this pop star in Japan that would wear a hat like that and basically copped Michael Jackson's dance moves. So it's really a reference to that. In the West, we think it's a Michael Jackson reference even though it's not.”

The misconception is that it was a tribute to a guy who was copying Michael Jackson? That's still a reference to MJ just around an extra corner 
I believe the mods also thought the thread was dumb as hell and jumped on the first reason they could find.

[remy]

the whole thing is just  to me. capcom with the misplay

[TVC15]

I haven’t kept up with drama. Anything good coming from gaf lately? Any more missives from the ex-boss?

[bork]

I haven’t kept up with drama. Anything good coming from gaf lately? Any more missives from the ex-boss?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/captain-marvel-response-and-reactions.1473278/#post-253845412

Wasn't planning on going but I ended up seeing it with a friend.

It's without a doubt the worst MCU film. Step aside, Rey. Carol is the quintessential Mary Sue. The entire world revolves around her and bends to her whims. There is no dramatic tension, no conflict, no highs or lows. Brie Larson smirks and BURRRRRRRRs her photon blast at something or someone and the situation resolves entirely in her favor instantly. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

She calls herself a hero. Other characters call her a hero. Do the writers understand what a hero is? Do they understand what a hero's journey entails? She is no hero. She sacrifices nothing, strives for nothing, loses nothing, overcomes nothing.

Brie Larson doesn't have any physical presence (neither do her stunt double and cgi double, for that matter) and looks like a joke in her hand to hand fight with Jude Law. The fight choreography stinks.

She's overpowered to the point of indifference *before* uncorking her full god mode. She did nothing to earn it. Her first time flying around like Superman? No emotional impact. Man of Steel even manages to crush the emotional resonance of moments like that compared to Captain Sue. She flies into space and BURRRRRRRRRRRs space ships with no discernible difference to when she BURRRRRs everything else, yet in that instance advanced spaceships explode effortlessly, and in other instances she can non-fatally wound someone with a BURRRRRRRR to the chest. Her photon blasts do whatever is convenient for her to get what she wants, and she's always a hair trigger away from using them.

I like all the '90s songs used in the score on their own, but they're used in such an on the nose, banal, uninspired way here. It's laughable.

Jude Law's character exists to be effortlessly emasculated whenever Brie deems. Samuel L. Jackson has little to do other than play with the adorable Goose the Cat and trade occasional banter with Brie while riding in the passenger seat, riding in the back seat, or helping resolve conflict that Brie notes she could've done by herself effortlessly after he does it. LOL! None of these characters exist or have independent motives. They're all cardboard cutouts for Captain Sue to play with at her wooden leisure.

It's hard to imagine how Carol's presence in Endgame will reconcile with all the real characters in that narrative. Any involvement of hers runs the risk of sabotaging the MCU's decade-in-the-making climax.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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[Crumb]

Damn and folks said Capcom is on a roll, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-3#post-18745990

No, because there's no reason to remove it.

This thread is already profoundly, profoundly disturbing and disgusting.


A lot of victim blaming supporters of pedophilia. Incredible. All for your fucking video games.

It's this kind of flawed logic and narrow-minded binary thinking that stifles creative critique and reasonable discussion.

Reasonable discussion about whether or not Michael Jackson fucked kids? What are you talking about?


MJ is a symbol of pedophilia, if you're defending his music you need to own up to what you're defending.

"Symbol of pedophilia" Lmao please stop. Years and years of extensive investigation that lead to NOTHING incriminating does not warrant such title.


Also detailed accounts (in a shady documentary nonetheless) =/= concrete evidence.

Oh boy. Another one.


The hits keep coming.

[remy]

Dante is basically a child molestor

[Averon]

Thread reopened.
The mods and their Discord cohorts just couldn't pass up a chance to vague accuse posters of being pedo-apologists and victim blamers and then gloriously banning them. 

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-internet-porn-making-young-men-impotent.104713/page-3#post-18748337

While porn didn't cause any issues with ED for me, it did cause issues with a difficulty to cum via penetration (a bit easier with oral but still tough). Essentially I was abstaining from sex for period of about 6+ months after a long term relationship, so I just masturbated a whole bunch using porn. It's basically near impossible for me to cum with protection now. Luckily I'm in a long lasting relationship and we're just using birth control only, so it's possible for me to cum but it takes like 30 minutes of penetration usually before I do and sometimes I just don't. It's fine when you have time to spend in bed for an hour or more, but it sucks when you and your girlfriend are trying to get a quickie in before you gotta do something, or you're tired and just want to have an orgasm before going to bed.


I need a nofap session (and I did do it for a while which helped but didn't solve it) like been posted online, but whenever my girlfriend is on her period or I'm traveling for work, I need a quick release to focus back on my work. I've gotten into the habit of quick jerking off whenever I need to relax/get focus. And it's always dry style which is probably making this worse.

[bork]

I have had like 10 fap seshs per day for the past 10 years, Still no ED. I plan on being single so no worry about ED.

[Drainage]

[TVC15]

I’m glad I pulled out my Moonwalker rom to freshen up my avatar.

[HaughtyFrank]

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[Boredfrom]

Closer to the topic question, I think if the estate gets a penny from it, I'd rather see it removed. It is what it is, and the influence of his work is unavoidable

 


https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-6#post-18749801

[james]

Which one of you assholes did this

Is Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship abusive?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-inuyasha-and-kagomes-relationship-abusive.104751/

[bork]

Which one of you assholes did this

Is Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship abusive?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-inuyasha-and-kagomes-relationship-abusive.104751/

I've not seen much of the show, but I did watch BennettheSage's video on Inuyasha,


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Basically, at one point, he calls out Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship as being highly abusive, mostly on her end considering their whole shtick is that whenever he does something to annoy her, she says "Sit boy" which causes Inuyasha physical pain and it's always played for comedy, now if the genders were reversed, it would be much more uncomfortable, but yet, does that make it okay? Like I said, I've only seen bits and pieces of the show so I can't make a good judgment, but for those of you who have, what say you?

"Should I be offended by this what-if scenario that did not happen in a show I haven't watched?"

[Boredfrom]

The MJ threads over the next few months are going to be a merry-go-round.

This thread is full of people defending him -- some in good faith, some in bad faith. The thread in EtcetEra is just mocking this thread and questioning the moderation/questioning why people aren't banned.

I'll do it here, too. The old place would have rightly turned this thread into an absolute graveyard, and it goes against what I thought ERA stood for if they're letting the "I don't believe the victims" or other thinly veiled posts like "I'm buying it now" slide.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-6


 

[bork]

BOYCOTT PEPSI

[Boredfrom]

Do you believe anyone who says they don't believe the people in the documentary should be banned?

Absolutely, without question.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-7#post-18750096

 

[bork]

Which one of you assholes did this

Is Inuyasha and Kagome's relationship abusive?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-inuyasha-and-kagomes-relationship-abusive.104751/

Missed this-

Turned it off as soon as I saw the Jew Wario hat.

The video is from three years before all that stuff came out. 

[bork]

It's a Rumiko Takahashi title. Aside from Maison Ikkoku, it's kind of her thing.

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....makes me wonder about her.

[Boredfrom]

Holy shit, I didnt knew JewWario was a genuine creeper. (I dont care about Channel Awesome and ignored the drama)

[Boredfrom]

It's a Rumiko Takahashi title. Aside from Maison Ikkoku, it's kind of her thing.

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....makes me wonder about her.

Akane is genuinely a horrible love interest.

[bork]

It's a Rumiko Takahashi title. Aside from Maison Ikkoku, it's kind of her thing.

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....makes me wonder about her.

Akane is genuinely a horrible love interest.

So is Ranma.  That's what made it great.

[Boredfrom]

Thread closed again.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-8

Locking this thread to review the posts.

 

[bork]

Devil May Cry 5 to be added to Era's banned game list shortly. 

[nudemacusers]

I have had like 10 fap seshs per day for the past 10 years, Still no ED. I plan on being single so no worry about ED.

Bold seems extraneous given the first sentence.

[Boredfrom]

It's a Rumiko Takahashi title. Aside from Maison Ikkoku, it's kind of her thing.

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....makes me wonder about her.

Akane is genuinely a horrible love interest.

So is Ranma.  That's what made it great.

The strength of that show were the side characters and the harem aspect not being taken seriously.

[Joe Molotov]

lol, did they reopen the DMC5 MJ thread so they can ban some people?

[remy]

Gotta throw the bait out when the mods are getting bored.

Preserve those neogaf traditions!

[Averon]

Thread closed again.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-dmc5-remove-its-perceived-tribute-to-michael-jackson.104755/page-8

Locking this thread to review the posts.

 

Right on time. This is exactly why they reopened the thread in the first place. Can't wait to see how many they ban for "marginalizing child abuse" and "history of a history"

[Boredfrom]

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS PLAGIARIZE PLAYING?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/screw-steam-the-jimquisition.104661/page-14#post-18749751

[daemon]

Speaking about MJ, what's your stance on the matter? I feel there's too much money in play to give people who lied under oath the benefit of the doubt. Yes, they could've lied because they were groomed. Just like they can be lying now for monetary purposes. Not to mention that the documentary itself is one-sided and caught in many proven lies. But still, that could be explained by fuzzy memory from the alleged victims. It's all just too convenient.

It didn't really bother me until I read that Jim Brooks was going to remove the MJ episode from the archive.

It's almost as if they forgot...



...their own satire about overly dramatic TV crap.

[Jenkem]

Dante is basically a child molestor

[Drainage]

Stop giving the estate money, but pretending the guy didn’t exist and that we weren’t all cheering for him while all this was happening is disgusting. Sorry Ree, you can’t erase MJ from history. His dance moves won’t disappear. And all those saints on that board knew he was sus as fuck while he continued to get away with his disgusting crimes.

Boycotting DMC5 won’t erase any of that.

[Jenkem]

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[Boredfrom]

Speaking about MJ, what's your stance on the matter? I feel there's too much money in play to give people who lied under oath the benefit of the doubt. Yes, they could've lied because they were groomed. Just like they can be lying now for monetary purposes. Not to mention that the documentary itself is one-sided and caught in many proven lies. But still, that could be explained by fuzzy memory from the alleged victims. It's all just too convenient.

It didn't really bother me until I read that Jim Brooks was going to remove the MJ episode from the archive.

It's almost as if they forgot...



...their own satire about overly dramatic TV crap.

There is a thread about it.

[halfanhourglass]

I haven’t kept up with drama. Anything good coming from gaf lately? Any more missives from the ex-boss?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/captain-marvel-response-and-reactions.1473278/#post-253845412

Wasn't planning on going but I ended up seeing it with a friend.

It's without a doubt the worst MCU film. Step aside, Rey. Carol is the quintessential Mary Sue. The entire world revolves around her and bends to her whims. There is no dramatic tension, no conflict, no highs or lows. Brie Larson smirks and BURRRRRRRRs her photon blast at something or someone and the situation resolves entirely in her favor instantly. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

She calls herself a hero. Other characters call her a hero. Do the writers understand what a hero is? Do they understand what a hero's journey entails? She is no hero. She sacrifices nothing, strives for nothing, loses nothing, overcomes nothing.

Brie Larson doesn't have any physical presence (neither do her stunt double and cgi double, for that matter) and looks like a joke in her hand to hand fight with Jude Law. The fight choreography stinks.

She's overpowered to the point of indifference *before* uncorking her full god mode. She did nothing to earn it. Her first time flying around like Superman? No emotional impact. Man of Steel even manages to crush the emotional resonance of moments like that compared to Captain Sue. She flies into space and BURRRRRRRRRRRs space ships with no discernible difference to when she BURRRRRs everything else, yet in that instance advanced spaceships explode effortlessly, and in other instances she can non-fatally wound someone with a BURRRRRRRR to the chest. Her photon blasts do whatever is convenient for her to get what she wants, and she's always a hair trigger away from using them.

I like all the '90s songs used in the score on their own, but they're used in such an on the nose, banal, uninspired way here. It's laughable.

Jude Law's character exists to be effortlessly emasculated whenever Brie deems. Samuel L. Jackson has little to do other than play with the adorable Goose the Cat and trade occasional banter with Brie while riding in the passenger seat, riding in the back seat, or helping resolve conflict that Brie notes she could've done by herself effortlessly after he does it. LOL! None of these characters exist or have independent motives. They're all cardboard cutouts for Captain Sue to play with at her wooden leisure.

It's hard to imagine how Carol's presence in Endgame will reconcile with all the real characters in that narrative. Any involvement of hers runs the risk of sabotaging the MCU's decade-in-the-making climax.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Imagine getting this worked up over a superhero movie whether you liked it or not.

[daemon]

There is a thread about it.

Wait, there're more threads on this forum? 


PS:thanks

[Don Rumata]

Shitting on Rumiko Takahashi is going too far, even for ResetEra...

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-internet-porn-making-young-men-impotent.104713/page-3#post-18748337

While porn didn't cause any issues with ED for me, it did cause issues with a difficulty to cum via penetration (a bit easier with oral but still tough). Essentially I was abstaining from sex for period of about 6+ months after a long term relationship, so I just masturbated a whole bunch using porn. It's basically near impossible for me to cum with protection now. Luckily I'm in a long lasting relationship and we're just using birth control only, so it's possible for me to cum but it takes like 30 minutes of penetration usually before I do and sometimes I just don't. It's fine when you have time to spend in bed for an hour or more, but it sucks when you and your girlfriend are trying to get a quickie in before you gotta do something, or you're tired and just want to have an orgasm before going to bed.


I need a nofap session (and I did do it for a while which helped but didn't solve it) like been posted online, but whenever my girlfriend is on her period or I'm traveling for work, I need a quick release to focus back on my work. I've gotten into the habit of quick jerking off whenever I need to relax/get focus. And it's always dry style which is probably making this worse.

There has to be a clinical definition of what Tabris has. Some sort of combination of extreme narcissism anda constant need for affirmation.

He's either a consummate troll or he really does model his entire life on Patrick Bateman (and entirely missing the point of the character).

I'd like to believe he's just playing a character to troll, but I always have this feeling that he really is that fucking shallow and stupid.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-uh-i-caught-my-maid-watching-porn-on-my-youtube-account.104772/page-6#post-18751260

Is she hot?

Asking the important questions.

[Drainage]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/opinion-a-99-disc-less-xbox-one-could-lead-to-another-kinect-level-success.1473419/

Let's say at the GDC Microsoft comes on stage reveales the disc-less Xbox One, and Phil comes in with a kings crown on his head shouts "$99.99" and drops the mic. It would be an epic conference because the message will be clear: The gen is over.

If MS can pull it off, since you can get an original Xbox One or S for <$200 and $250 respectively, you could have a Kinect level success.

Adding to the damage, you have the upcoming streaming platform allowing even more options on you're all digital gaming device. This could be a huge deal.

Using a $250 base Xbox One S as an example:

-Remove the 4K blu-ray drive from the: shave $100
-Remove unnecessary optional ports that aren't popularly used: shave $25
-Shrink the box size making manufacturing process cheaper: Shave $25

Total: $99

That's an easy $99 all digital box that could take off selling Kinect-like numbers.

Even parents will pick it up for their kids.

 

[BikeJesus]

>that feel when you have a hot chick over who uses your blanket and pillow for warmth and comfort and then you beat off smelling her scent in the fabric after she leaves

[PogiJones]

 

[counterhit]

the only thing bad about that dmc thread is no poll.

[Momo]

THIS IS HOW YOU WILL THINK OR GTFO

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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[ResetBanBot]

It's now a bannable offense to question the guilt of someone who was found innocent in the court of law because of a docu-drama of the week.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-uh-i-caught-my-maid-watching-porn-on-my-youtube-account.104772/page-6#post-18751260

Is she hot?

Asking the important questions.

Also, I learned in that thread that ree overwhelmingly thinks a live-in maid is akin to a slave and would rather he didn't employ her at all, likely condemning that maid to complete poverty.

These people are dangerous ideologues who have no connection with reality and are unable to conceive of a lifestyle that does not match up 100% with their own twisted worldview.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-uh-i-caught-my-maid-watching-porn-on-my-youtube-account.104772/page-6#post-18751260

Is she hot?

Asking the important questions.

Also, I learned in that thread that ree overwhelmingly thinks a live-in maid is akin to a slave and would rather he didn't employ her at all, likely condemning that maid to complete poverty.

These people are dangerous ideologues who have no connection with reality and are unable to conceive of a lifestyle that does not match up 100% with their own twisted worldview.

Yea, there were a few voices of reason in that thread but the rest took things way to far as usual.