River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

And I am so sorry for you that people aren‘t falling over themselves to claim a Ripped Pants at Work key.

[BisMarckie]

[Uncle]

riotus is the pianist Dave Chapelle called very gay

[benjipwns]

And I am so sorry for you that people aren‘t falling over themselves to claim a Ripped Pants at Work key.

the scariest survival horror game of all time

[Propagandhim]

[Uncle]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/main-female-protagonist-characters-having-sex.104946/

BANNED.

The dude sounds like a stupid teen and his OP is pretty cringeworthy. How did he expect a “Don’t touch my waifus!” thread to pan out on RE??

[thisismyusername]

RIOTOUS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

https://store.steampowered.com/app/976730/Halo_The_Master_Chief_Collection/



Suck my dick from the back, bitch.

I'm seriously so confused why you keep bringing this up...

I'm excited for the MCC Collection too... what in the world do I have to do with this?  lol

"Stupid gamers, hacking together Halo Online/russian program to play Halo on PC. Just buy a console! lol!"
"Yeah, why would they hack together a Russian program to play Halo on their preferred platform? Maybe because they want MS to port this shit to PC? "
"Yeah, but MS has every right to protect their IP! Stupid gamers!"
"Yeah, and those gamers have every right to thumb their nose at MS until MS gives them what they want."

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/main-female-protagonist-characters-having-sex.104946/

BANNED.

The dude sounds like a stupid teen and his OP is pretty cringeworthy. How did he expect a “Don’t touch my waifus!” thread to pan out on RE??

I'm a muslim born in The Netherlands.

The Dutch internet genocide continues  :'(

[thisismyusername]

Why again does Halo MCC coming out make my comments look stupid?

Because this wouldn't have happened is El Dewrito and MS's legal team getting on that to Streisand effect it didn't happen.

Again:

That's my whole point and why we were arguing: Customers wanted to give MS money for Halo PC. But MS after ten+ years of not doing that wouldn't, a Russian F2P version happened/leaked. People cobble it together to play Halo 3 online because "fuck waiting around forever, MS ain't doing it." They get C&D'd because of it, internet goes "lol MS you aren't giving it to them, why shouldn't they just hack it?" to where MS has to "oh shit!" and release to PC finally.

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-jail-time-for-teen-driver-who-killed-three-in-cherokee-county-crash.104963/page-2#post-18781776

Commode-eww making shit up when reality doesn’t fit the BS narrative.

[benjipwns]

Text message accident?!? IS SABRINA OKAY?!?!?!?

[Nintex]

Well riotous everything Microsoft does is based on fan feedback because they can't design themselves out of a paper bag crackdown 3.

Exhibit A:
https://twitter.com/majornelson/status/1105600018394767360

[clothedmacuser]

This seems to be a story about a tragic accident. The verdict reached by the court isn’t especially discussion worthy, however, so this thread is closed.

Gotta protect Commedieu from looking like a total ass

[benjipwns]

User Banned (Permanent): Bigoted trolling. Account in junior phase.

Proportional +/- 2 %. Everything everything above or below that would be heterophobic and discriminating.

RUSSIAN TROLLS CONFIRMED

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory Generalizations

Japan is the same country where they put out the vilest content ever yet drugs are something they vilify. Interesting culture. Isn't alcoholism pretty normal over there too?

[shosta]

haven't seen you this buttmad since TVC was posting pictures of serial killer victims

[Nintex]

"HALO is never coming to PC"

timemachine

Games for Windows (2006)
Games for Windows LIVE (2007)
Games voor Windows Marketplace (2008)
Games on Demand (2009)
Windows Store (2012)
Xbox Games On Windows (2013)
Xbox 360 SmartGlass (2012)
Xbox One SmartGlass  (2012)
Xbox for Windows (2015)
Xbox App (2016)

[close]

HALO: MCC for PC bois!
Xbox for Windows 10 (2017)
Windows 10 Game Bar (2018)

Project X Cloud (2019)

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-jail-time-for-teen-driver-who-killed-three-in-cherokee-county-crash.104963/page-2#post-18781776

Commode-eww making shit up when reality doesn’t fit the BS narrative.

So the city was going to be sued by a relative of the victim and they tried to throw the girl under the bus as a escape goat (even though she was cleared initially). That is pretty scummy

[tummyfat]

Didn’t Commedieu post some really racist shit to get his account banned at GAF?

[Jenkem]

Didn’t Commedieu post some really racist shit to get his account banned at GAF?

He was policing his community.

[Uncle]

Didn’t Commedieu post some really racist shit to get his account banned at GAF?

He was policing his community.

Hey, you're back!

Glad the ban wasn't for too long

[Straight Edge]

Sounds more like a Commedon't, amirite?

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-jail-time-for-teen-driver-who-killed-three-in-cherokee-county-crash.104963/page-2#post-18781776

Commode-eww making shit up when reality doesn’t fit the BS narrative.

So the city was going to be sued by a relative of the victim and they tried to throw the girl under the bus as a escape goat (even though she was cleared initially). That is pretty scummy

Escape goat! LOL

[counterhit]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-jail-time-for-teen-driver-who-killed-three-in-cherokee-county-crash.104963/page-2#post-18781776

Commode-eww making shit up when reality doesn’t fit the BS narrative.

Someone being killed in a car crash is sad, but the only reason this was made into a thread rather than the other 100,000 that happen in a year is for people like Commedieu to jerk off their aimless racial grievances onto it.

[Jenkem]

Halo on Steam?

THANK YOU, STINKLES!!!

[benjipwns]

I can now announce that the Frank O'Connor stroke saga was part of an exclusive The Bire ARG.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alyssa-milano-backlash-im-trans-im-a-poc-im-an-immigrant-im-a-lesbian-im-a-gay-man-im-the-disabled-im-everything.104829/post-18780493

The fighting here is just basic background radiation by Era standards but it's still fun to watch them turn on each other and try get each other banned.

This is pointlessly combative and hostile and really serves no one.

Oh, but it does.  It does.

 

[Nuitangg]

Still confusing 10 years later.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/rip-michael-jackson-1958-2009.366312/#post-16434632

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alyssa-milano-backlash-im-trans-im-a-poc-im-an-immigrant-im-a-lesbian-im-a-gay-man-im-the-disabled-im-everything.104829/post-18783646

I’m a minority. I’m not offended.

Oh, but are you reaaaaaaaallllly? 

[benjipwns]

Cricified is probably too harsh of a word

agreed

[benjipwns]

This is pointlessly combative and hostile and really serves no one.

Lmao spidermanspointingfingers.gif

You should be banned while while ago , but here we are.

lol, Ok. I don't even know who you are, but you do you.

[benjipwns]

First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white liberal. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner or even the white moderate, but the white liberal, who is more devoted to "self gratification" than to justice; who prefers to peace with them in charge than to be a supporter of the peace if they can't take credit for it; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek; so can you please cut me some slack for my ignorance? After everything I done for you?"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of togetherness and who constantly advises the Negro to teach the ignoramus and then get upset when it's aimed at their ignorance. Shallow understanding and self righteousness from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

wow, a real life Captain Marvel

[benjipwns]

Trans people are attacked, harassed, and killed more than any other demographic.

Cream kept making a version of this claim, but this has always seemed impossible to me. Especially considering how many are wealthy cacs for every Ms.Galaxy who has to fight her way through Metropolitan Boston every single day to escape the rape mobs of THQNordic.

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jade-raymond-joins-google-as-vp.104980/page-5#post-18787103

Yeah that's the only time I hear about her. It's like she's being used more as a female mascot than a developer.

[Boredfrom]

The black woman who made that statement is here.

I vote Democrat with a diligent ferocity, even if it means helping people who think me not being impressed with Milano's dumb tweets is akin to handing Trump 2020 (hint: that will be white people's fault, not mine).

Which is apparently the difference between me and many others here. When push comes to shove, I don't bend. I'm not about to sacrifice my principles for online fuckery.

 

[clothedmacuser]

The black woman who made that statement is here.

I vote Democrat with a diligent ferocity, even if it means helping people who think me not being impressed with Milano's dumb tweets is akin to handing Trump 2020 (hint: that will be white people's fault, not mine).

Which is apparently the difference between me and many others here. When push comes to shove, I don't bend. I'm not about to sacrifice my principles for online fuckery.

 

if she were white Enzom would pop up and say, "So you think by voting democrat you aren't racist?"

[Uncle]

They banned the hero of Hyrule for talking back to DeepWater  :'(

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alyssa-milano-backlash-im-trans-im-a-poc-im-an-immigrant-im-a-lesbian-im-a-gay-man-im-the-disabled-im-everything.104829/post-18784400

User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory generalizations and antagonizing other members over a series of posts

I’m sorry for your oppression

Yeah, shit like this. I’m supposed to advocate for people that will throw me under the bus at the smallest perceived slight? Not worth it.

Some of the series of antagonistic posts

This is why I choose to say nothing 99% of the time rather than advocating. You can say the most well meaning thing and some clowns are still going to take it the wrong way. Keep fighting the good fight, y'all

Pretty much. People were asking why that trans thread was so empty compared to others? This right here is why.

Man I'm surprised this came up again, this time it's about the Trump military ban thread

This subject was some ancient history cream stuff, I thought it was related to how she got banned

You’ll be sorely missed. Change will never come because you’ve decided to opt out. We should really reconsider...*checks notes* asking you to be a bit more considerate in your language.

I mean, you do you. Just don’t cry when you look around and you have no allies left.

There’s nothing admirable nor desirable about only having principles when it’s convenient for you. Like i said, you will be sorely missed.

No one is talking about not having principles (thanks for that insult, btw), but what you’re proposing is wanting people to go to war when the front line is openly admitting you’re probably going to get shot. You’re going to find a lot less people are willing to volunteer for that.

Then you aren’t needed. Thank u, next.

Keep saying this to everyone and you’re gonna be fighting a lonely fight.

 

[stufte]

don't post shame benji you monster.

[tummyfat]

Deepwater and Nepenthe don’t realize they are much much closer to Fragile X than Malcom X

[HaughtyFrank]

Why does anyone even care about what Alyssa said? Everyone knows that it was well meaning and just badly phrased. Why make that a wait for it... hill you die on?

[clothedmacuser]

Why does anyone even care about what Alyssa said? Everyone knows that it was well meaning and just badly phrased. Why make that a wait for it... hill you die on?

Why are you asking questions and using critical thought when you should be listening and agreeing? 

[Joe Molotov]

Why does anyone even care about what Alyssa said? Everyone knows that it was well meaning and just badly phrased. Why make that a wait for it... hill you die on?

Because white allies are worse than the KKK.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jade-raymond-joins-google-as-vp.104980/page-5#post-18787103

Yeah that's the only time I hear about her. It's like she's being used more as a female mascot than a developer.

well i mean...

[benjipwns]

I vote Democrat with a diligent ferocity ...

Which is apparently the difference between me and many others here. When push comes to shove, I don't bend. I'm not about to sacrifice my principles for online fuckery.

Only party loyalty.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/main-female-protagonist-characters-having-sex.104946/

BANNED.

The dude sounds like a stupid teen and his OP is pretty cringeworthy. How did he expect a “Don’t touch my waifus!” thread to pan out on RE??

 "Maybe I saw Ellie as my daughter."

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-many-copies-do-you-think-metroid-prime-4-will-sell.105008/

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fix-the-gaming-industry-with-a-big-patch-what-are-the-patch-notes.104995/

-added union
-removed video game fans

-Fixed an extremely annoying bug where “gamer gate” characters would appear. We apologize for this.

Gamers removed

-removed toxic fandom

Stop Sexualizing Minors
More inclusive of women, PoC as well as the LGBTQ+. In terms of both making and being in games
Unions
Good hours where people can actually lead a personal life
No alt-right shit
White male fans care more about the rights and feelings of folks who aren't like them, compared to some dumb bullshit a dev did that you don't agree with game wise.

-removed Notch

-abuse or harassment on any platform (PSN, XBL, Twitter, Reddit, Era) of any person = lifetime ban from gaming

remove toxic bro culture

the trash fuck sexual harassers, etc like those that head at and work at some companies like riot, etc.

Removed ResetEra, Reddit, Twitter, and 4chan.

Increased diversity on gender, race, religion, sexuality and other dimensions for both internal employment and in-game characters.
Fixed a bug where female developers were hired less frequently, placed in less senior roles, and routinely harassed.
Limited the maximum work hours per pay period to 80. Added mandatory annual paid vacation of at least one working week.
Removed existing instances of "Gamergate" bug and created a better detection system to identify and remove future instances as soon as they appear.
Replaced games industry investors with investors that actually understand the games industry.
Reduced unsustainable project budgets to stabilize retail pricing at $60. Banned "loot boxes", "pay to win", "pay to play early", and other exploitative post-purchase monetization schemes from the game code.
Created an auto-patch to remove sexualization of minors from certain Japanese titles.
Added requirement for online multiplayer games to support platform-agnostic cross-play.
Added a list of mandatory accessibility options for games, including fully-remappable control schemes.
Introduced feature for developers to automatically block PewDiePie or JonTron from playing their game [beta].
Removed "Epic Games Store" from the internet. [NOTE: This fix had an unrelated side-effect of removing the GameFAQs web forums from the internet. We will be leaving as-is.]
Standardized official marketing definitions for the terms "port", "remake", and "remaster".
Transferred Star Wars license from EA to literally anyone else.
Started work on a true successor to Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-captain-marvel-review-redlettermedia-dont-discuss-the-film-for-over-15-minutes-as-they-talk-about-brie-larsons-comments-on-diversity.104953/page-5#post-18782152

The movie IS important. I have friends whose lunch have more budget than Tangerine. Big budget movies that acess large scale audiences NEED to have "social justice" (aka basic decency) because they are sending a message. Captain Marvel being the biggest women focused super hero movie EVER is pretty important.

 

[benjipwns]

Captain Marvel being the biggest women focused super hero movie EVER is pretty important.

Amazonian erasure.

[remy]

Some of the shit platy posts and they're still chomping at the bit to die for disney/marvel/fox's stupid, bare minimum, wow look a woman superhero bullshit.

like it's amazing how people will go all in on these causes, on a forum that regularly mentions to guillotine by.... feeding more money to coorporations?

[tummyfat]

Deepwater and Nepenthe don’t realize they are much much closer to Fragile X than Malcom X

How do I like my own post?

[Transhuman]

Is it weird that I find Elizabeth Holmes' voice super sexy?

[nudemacusers]

PM Nicole or other administrators and air any grievances that way. They genuinely care about this forum's identity, so if they see a recurring set of bad faith scenarios they'll bring it up with their team.

[tummyfat]

Is it weird that I find Elizabeth Holmes' voice super sexy?

I feel the same way. It’s like she’s doing an impersonation of a dude I want to fuck

[clothedmacuser]

PM Nicole or other administrators and air any grievances that way. They genuinely care about this forum's identity, so if they see a recurring set of bad faith scenarios they'll bring it up with their team.

RedMercury sucking ass?

[Boredfrom]

The movie IS important. I have friends whose lunch have more budget than Tangerine.

 

That is a weird way to dismiss a film. I get Platy point about representation being in a mainstream film, but films like Moonlight are also important.

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jade-raymond-joins-google-as-vp.104980/page-5#post-18787103

Yeah that's the only time I hear about her. It's like she's being used more as a female mascot than a developer.

well i mean...

LOL

[benjipwns]

that dude was dog whistling his pro-rape and transphobic views: https://www.resetera.com/threads/lgbt-representation-in-gaming-should-it-be-proportional-or-equal.104763/post-18789756

It should be whatever the developers want. They shouldn't be forced to alter their narrative to fit a gender percentage.

No, I have not asked myself because they're not my stories. It's the writer's stories so ask them. I treat people who write for games the same as people who write books. Their story. Their rules.

Respecting the author's vision is not a dog whistle. When I read a book and I don't like it. You know what I do? I stop reading it. The same with video games. I don't demand for it to change. I just stop playing it. Why? Because it's not for me but you know what is worst than a video game that you hate? A video game that a developer is forced to make.

If you want to call me a dog-whistle, mealthy-mouthed, weasel, or whatever new label you want to throw at me, we're just going to have to agree to disagree because I'm going to continue supporting the creator of art (books, video games, movies, etc) to have as much freedom as possible to do whatever they want with no pressure. The more art is like that, the better.

Yes. I even said that if I don't like a video game, I just stop playing it. I don't want to force the developer to do anything. I just ignore them. That's what's beautiful about being an individual. What's not beautiful is forcing artists to lose their individuality because you or even most people disagree with it. It all worked itself out for Rape Day since it was pulled from Steam so I fail to see how that helps your argument that game developers should be forced to alter their story to fit gender percentages or anything similar.

The more representation game developers have, the better off they will always be. Closing down that representation is a horrible idea.

Yes I do. I also respect how society pushed it away. That's how freedom of expression works. And I'm going to stop responding to you if you're going to ignore literally 100% of my posts that you respond too to ask me another question in a lame attempt to bait me.

Freedom of expression is a good thing and always will be.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Dismissing LGBT identity and value concerns in favor of concerns of "creative expression"

The LGBT community has only been getting more and more representation in media for more than a decade now and it's growing fast. And you know how that started? Freedom of expression.

It's a beautiful thing

Keep it rolling and I'm happy that your ideal soceity of less freedom of expression will never come true because it's ridiculous.

 

Peace.

[benjipwns]

"creative expression"