River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Tripon]

If you claim every person is a savage, I guess you shouldn't be surprised if they start acting that way.

[Lonewulfeus]

Stop deliberately misconstruing him. All he is trying to say is that all men are rapists.

Which is an uncontroversial given anyway, as evidenced by Ms.Galaxy beating off would-be rapists with a baton every day

Another of my bire heroes has fallen.

 

[BadAss2961]

Just came here to say that the "boys" thread is some of the dumbest shit i've read on Reset, and that's saying a lot.

Jesus Christ, get over yourself. lol

[nachobro]

[Tripon]

The conversation of 'boys' reminds me of this old meme. Or maybe I just wanted to post it.

[zepblackstar]

 I dunno why but this reminded me of applemilk88. She was crazy weeaboo

[Momo]

all weeb stories lead to denko

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-nico-the-most-lovable-character-this-gen.105232/post-18826183

Its like that "Who is sexier" thread from the other day all over again...

Thinks characters can only be lovable if they're sexy 

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-nico-the-most-lovable-character-this-gen.105232/post-18826410

(Image removed from quote.)

After we've established that lovable = sexy, this is super sus 

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-nico-the-most-lovable-character-this-gen.105232/post-18826132

Nico's good but she's no Myla from Hollow Knight.
(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Momo]

Not even the right fucking nico, jfc

[Transhuman]

You are a bunch of creepy fucking creepfucks

[VomKriege]

You're a fucking monster. This is an insane level of victim blaming. It's amazing how awful people like you exist.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gematsu-sega-halts-sales-of-judgement-jp-after-actor-pierre-taki-arrested-on-cocaine-charges.105029/page-13#post-18831378

[close]

[PogiJones]

Sometimes

[PogiJones]

much like poetry

[VomKriege]

All the usual suspects in the RLM thread now...

People are finally realizing RLM is trash?

Good, they have been wink wink about being anti-SJW and other white male toxic bullshit for YEARS. Glad people are finally starting to notice.

Only took around 5 years.
But let's be honest. Lots of people knew and didn't care.

Let's be honest, Era is filled with monstrous Nazis.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-captain-marvel-review-redlettermedia-dont-discuss-the-film-for-over-15-minutes-as-they-talk-about-brie-larsons-comments-on-diversity.104953/page-21#post-18824300

[PogiJones]

there's art in post breaks.

[PogiJones]

*crowd snapping*

Edit: Freaking VomKriege, respect the stage you neanderthal

[VomKriege]

there's art in post breaks

[VomKriege]

Iranian lawyer who defended women’s right to remove hijab gets 38 years, 148 lashes

Edited out my original post. Honestly didn’t expect that reaction. Lamenting injustice everywhere, not trying to minimize one issue or drag in another. Don’t mean to derail. My apologies.

The original post :

Meanwhile, in America, Paul Manafort gets 7.5 years for committing EVERY CRIME POSSIBLE

That was one  too far.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/iranian-lawyer-who-defended-women’s-right-to-remove-hijab-gets-38-years-148-lashes.105136/#post-18808445

[Potato]

You're a fucking monster. This is an insane level of victim blaming. It's amazing how awful people like you exist.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gematsu-sega-halts-sales-of-judgement-jp-after-actor-pierre-taki-arrested-on-cocaine-charges.105029/page-13#post-18831378

[close]

Genuinely thought this was a parody post.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/internet-users-with-low-views-or-replies-how-do-they-do-it.105200/

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message subpar spatula and let him know the dream of being a likeable prominent forum personality is dead?

Man, I don't know, Internet makes me sad sometimes.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/frank-cali-the-gambino-family-crime-boss-shot-dead.105243/page-2#post-18830756

This is 10 minutes from me Jesus
 

You and a million other people.

[VomKriege]

I think I remember the recent Asian American vs. Harvard Admissions process lawsuit (which itself was like a thinly disguised attack on affirmative action, let's not go into that here)

Oh please do, the last thread was a treat 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/actresses-ceos-arrested-in-nationwide-college-admissions-cheating-scam.104866/page-14#post-18823876

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/internet-users-with-low-views-or-replies-how-do-they-do-it.105200/

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message subpar spatula and let him know the dream of being a likeable prominent forum personality is dead?

Man, I don't know, Internet makes me sad sometimes.

In a forum full of cunts and people desperate to ass-suck mods/admins, subpar spatula is a standout.

In itself, that's an achievement, so I guess he is a "prominent member".

And since I'm assuming one of the 7 guests lurking this thread is a Ree mod, please tell the cunt we're talking about him and make his day.

[Boredfrom]

Not even the right fucking nico, jfc

 

[Jenkem]

I'm DigitalOp. I'm marrec. I'm excelsiorlief. I'm RedMercury. I'm kirblar. I'm The Kree.

I'm everything. And so are you, Bire.

Don't be afraid of what you don't know or understand. No one wants to hurt you. We are all just looking for our happily ever after.

[VomKriege]

I'm DigitalOp. I'm marrec. I'm excelsiorlief. I'm RedMercury. I'm kirblar. I'm The Kree.

I'm everything. And so are you, Bire.

Don't be afraid of what you don't know or understand. No one wants to hurt you. We are all just looking for our happily ever after.

Wow, mods really need to look into that alt-account and password sharing problem.

[Jenkem]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/footage-of-michael-jackson-ring-shopping-with-a-young-boy-resurfaces.105227/

Is that Bill fucking O'Reilly?

[VomKriege]

Impotent Bernard at it again 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/senate-defies-trump-passes-historic-resolution-to-end-us-support-for-saudi-arabia-in-yemen-war.105262/

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot-bernies-running-hillarys-not-bloomberg-isnt-either-but-inslee-is.91234/page-243#post-18833507

Know what is a great look? Supporters of the old straight white guy like Number of Completion mocking an innocent 16 year old girl for believing in the glass ceiling being broke and that the future is female.

Yeah. That’s a really good look.

Creepy post

Does it mean that it would be less creepy and better looking if he supported an old gay white man ?

[Bananas]

 https://www.neogaf.com/threads/erdogan-womens-march-showed-no-respect-for-the-islam.1473454/#post-253856320

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/erdogan-womens-march-showed-no-respect-for-the-islam.1473454/#post-253856428


 

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/these-small-speciality-stores-are-fronts-for-money-laundering-or-something-arent-they.105240/



And everyone knows that restaurants and bars are a much better front for money laundering operations.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/footage-of-michael-jackson-ring-shopping-with-a-young-boy-resurfaces.105227/

Is that Bill fucking O'Reilly?

Yup!

"If he had been wearing his gloves, we would have known who he was."  

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/footage-of-michael-jackson-ring-shopping-with-a-young-boy-resurfaces.105227/page-9#post-18832064

I'm indeed thinking about what to do with that record. Off the Wall and Thriller were the first Vinyls I bought with my own money. While I haven't listened to them in forever, they're still in my collection, and they're still somewhat cherished memories. Kind of a shitty situation TBH. It's probably easier for people who didn't grow up idolizing this nutcase.

[Superstar]

It's been like 24 hours but I still cant believe someone admitted to parking directly outside a child day center during the middle of the day for 90 minutes for seemingly no reason and no one on resetera questioned that.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's been like 24 hours but I still cant believe someone admitted to parking directly outside a child day center during the middle of the day for 90 minutes for seemingly no reason and no one on resetera questioned that.

Shit like that creates fucking super villains.

[BisMarckie]

I just read the DigitalOp story again. And it's still hilarious.

She said "this country has always been like this"

Maria is still crying while she's telling me all this. She's still trying to rationalize the Blond Lady's thinking.

It's like a cheesy romcom

[Snoopycat_]

You ever wonder if RJ Kelly would bang Sweet Nicole for cash?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/avengers-endgame-trailer-2.105280/post-18834950



hey thor, you're looking the wrong way dumbass

[BisMarckie]

I didn't know the Norse god Thor was a bald black woman. Nothing is sacred to these SJWs anymore.

[thisismyusername]

I like how Danai Gurira isn't listed on there with the others. But shows up in place of whats-his-face/Black Panther.

I mean at this point they'd have to list like 25+ actors on the bill, but if you're going to include her it's kinda weird to have "Karen Gillian" there instead of her on the poster.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I didn't know the Norse god Thor was a bald black woman. Nothing is sacred to these SJWs anymore.

wakanda woman is my favorite superhero. After wonder woman, obvs.

I like how Danai Gurira isn't listed on there with the others. But shows up in place of whats-his-face/Black Panther.

I mean at this point they'd have to list like 25+ actors on the bill, but if you're going to include her it's kinda weird to have "Karen Gillian" there instead of her on the poster.

karen gillians on the poster, shes the weirdly tiny head above caps shoulder

[Joe Molotov]

The Bire Larson is the hero we needed.

[marrec]

It's been like 24 hours but I still cant believe someone admitted to parking directly outside a child day center during the middle of the day for 90 minutes for seemingly no reason and no one on resetera questioned that.

Because it was DigitalOP looking for racial sympathy.

If some rando white poster had posted the exact same story but excluded "Maria" they'd have been lambasted.

I hate ERA sometimes.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's been like 24 hours but I still cant believe someone admitted to parking directly outside a child day center during the middle of the day for 90 minutes for seemingly no reason and no one on resetera questioned that.

Because it was DigitalOP looking for racial sympathy.

If some rando white poster had posted the exact same story but excluded "Maria" they'd have been lambasted.

I hate ERA sometimes.

they even try and do the twitter vigilante cute nickname thing

Ok, finished the story. She's right that hearing about it or seeing it in the news is one thing, but being part of it and see this shit happen up close, that must be infuriating, especially when she had to abide by the stupid lady's remarks. Care center Cynthia.

you fucking whore, concerned about your kids when a lone male stranger is parked outside a daycare he has no reason to be outside, you fucking bitch, mind your own business you meddling slut.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/internet-users-with-low-views-or-replies-how-do-they-do-it.105200/

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message subpar spatula and let him know the dream of being a likeable prominent forum personality is dead?

Man, I don't know, Internet makes me sad sometimes.

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message these people and let them know the dream is dead? I feel really bad for them.

What does it say about a person when this is their first instinct

Rather than sending a note saying "hey man I saw your video, you have good insights, keep it up"

[BisMarckie]

What kind of weirdo just sits in his car for over 90 minutes? Just get a coffee or a sandwich and wait there like a normal person.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/internet-users-with-low-views-or-replies-how-do-they-do-it.105200/

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message subpar spatula and let him know the dream of being a likeable prominent forum personality is dead?

Man, I don't know, Internet makes me sad sometimes.

Am I weird for silently thinking I should message these people and let them know the dream is dead? I feel really bad for them.

What does it say about a person when this is their first instinct

Rather than sending a note saying "hey man I saw your video, you have good insights, keep it up"

Watching tryhard twitch streamers that fail to crack double digit viewers is one of my guilty pleasures.

Don't kink shame

[marrec]

What kind of weirdo just sits in his car for over 90 minutes? Just get a coffee or a sandwich and wait there like a normal person.

Especially at a daycare!! He has zero fucking self-awareness. I feel bad if that lady really did make up wild shit about him but for god's sake don't be surprised that someone called the cops if you're creeping in a daycare parking lot you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

It's indicative of actual mental-illness if he didn't once think "shit maybe I shouldn't be loitering in this daycare parking lot"

[Uncle]

All the usual suspects in the RLM thread now...

People are finally realizing RLM is trash?

Good, they have been wink wink about being anti-SJW and other white male toxic bullshit for YEARS. Glad people are finally starting to notice.

Only took around 5 years.
But let's be honest. Lots of people knew and didn't care.

Let's be honest, Era is filled with monstrous Nazis.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/in-captain-marvel-review-redlettermedia-dont-discuss-the-film-for-over-15-minutes-as-they-talk-about-brie-larsons-comments-on-diversity.104953/page-21#post-18824300

People are finally realizing RLM is trash?

 
Era has had this opinion of RLM since basically the inception of the site, they just held off expressing it during that honeymoon month when everyone was positive and happy

June 2018:

RLM has made too many comments that make it clear they don’t agree with most alt right or white spremacist views, they’re just not as “woke” as some people here wish they were.

That is very false.

Some people in this community really still refusing to just accept that rlm have some pretty deplorable views.

i see it's time for this weeks round of 'are rlm bad or good'

[james]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot-bernies-running-hillarys-not-bloomberg-isnt-either-but-inslee-is.91234/page-243#post-18833507

Know what is a great look? Supporters of the old straight white guy like Number of Completion mocking an innocent 16 year old girl for believing in the glass ceiling being broke and that the future is female.

Yeah. That’s a really good look.

Creepy post

Does it mean that it would be less creepy and better looking if he supported an old gay white man ?

They banned the guy with the tweet for that derail and not the two insufferable counts who actually derailed the thread?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

They banned the guy with the tweet for that derail and not the two insufferable counts who actually derailed the thread?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

What kind of weirdo just sits in his car for over 90 minutes? Just get a coffee or a sandwich and wait there like a normal person.

Especially at a daycare!! He has zero fucking self-awareness. I feel bad if that lady really did make up wild shit about him but for god's sake don't be surprised that someone called the cops if you're creeping in a daycare parking lot you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

It's indicative of actual mental-illness if he didn't once think "shit maybe I shouldn't be loitering in this daycare parking lot"

its the problem of only seeing the world through one particular lens.
When all you think of are hammers everythings a nail.

[BisMarckie]

I remember when people on gaf just made up stories about getting laid instead of getting racially profiled.

[HaughtyFrank]

Crossing Eden is now fighting against non consensual pictures of videogame characters

"Hey Noct, let's go take an unsolicited photo of Cindy today." :|

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-nico-the-most-lovable-character-this-gen.105232/post-18827666

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I've done a lot of things to a lot of NPCs in a lot of games, and asking for consent to do those things has literally never been raised.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/warner-bros-interactive-and-turtle-rock-studios-left-4-dead-evolve-announce-back-4-blood-co-op-zombie-fps.105293/post-18836708

ehhhhhhhhh kind of on-the-nose brehs

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

How can people just brush away all the abonimable events and unjustice currently occurring to the less-privileged everywhere on earth and conduct a carefree, self-serving lifestyle?

abonimable events and unjustice

 

[bork]

I remember when people on gaf just made up stories about getting laid instead of getting racially profiled.

"My girlfriend is still orgasming on the bed as I sit here typing this."