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HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25140 on: June 24, 2019, 05:17:29 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/young-joe-biden-bemoaned-the-lack-of-empathy-for-potential-lynching-parties.125104/page-5#post-22155828

"I don't give a fuck if you believe me"
*Immediately proceed to post "proof" to convince others*


Are voting records public information in some US states?

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25141 on: June 24, 2019, 05:20:18 AM »
Yeah, would be fun to find some users voting records and find some "woke" people who voted for Trump.

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« Reply #25142 on: June 24, 2019, 05:57:51 AM »
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Someone actually calling out the disgusting "limited strikes" rhetoric.

Bernie is the only candidate who's not pro-war/MIC. Remember that.

Nah, he's just the only one who says the quiet part out loud. Because they would like to be president one day.

Beyond the fact it's hilariously untrue, I'm not sure propagating the idea that Dems secretly adhere to an hidden agenda they want to sneak by those dumb deplorable voters. Just saying.
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Then again he is the genius that taught us the following...

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In that case the [climate change] activists have fucked us all, because they've been wasting all that time rather than getting politically savvy to get them on board. What have they been doing all the years?

...to cover for some tone deafness by Dem politicians.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bernie-kinda-criticizes-us-imperialism.125192/#post-22162742
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25143 on: June 24, 2019, 06:18:26 AM »
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On a side note and completely unrelated, my company just hired someone from China. Do you have any thoughts or feelings about that?

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/bernie-kinda-criticizes-us-imperialism.125192/page-2#post-22166585
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« Reply #25144 on: June 24, 2019, 06:34:48 AM »
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On a side note and completely unrelated, my company just hired someone from China. Do you have any thoughts or feelings about that?

:dead

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bernie-kinda-criticizes-us-imperialism.125192/page-2#post-22166585

xenophobia at it's finest.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25145 on: June 24, 2019, 06:43:50 AM »
Takes from the women's world cup thread.

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if VAR is going to trigger constantly for offsides then i don't see a world where teams learn to abuse it by intentionally making them offsides by slowing down just a bit
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FIFA loves to show these women bending over to place the ball for the corner, disgusting fuckers..

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I don’t know. Var can easily be used to influence the team that doesn’t have big pockets, a referee that is involved in betting controversy and/or racist agenda. I m sure this will not be the last we hear about this. If France was in the position of Cameroon, I don’t believe that offside would have been called.
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England should just give away a complimentary goal to Cameroon, so that they can calm the fuck down and get there head back in the game, the way things are going right now, a fight might break out!
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« Reply #25146 on: June 24, 2019, 07:06:15 AM »
the amount of people on reset and twitter claiming racism over the Cameroon squad seem to be having some serious Mandela effect

- They threatened to walk off twice
- Got away with numerous fouls and cards for said fouls
- penalty denied in any other game would have been a pen
- One player actually shoved the Ref
- One player spat on one of the England players no card
- It was offside.

How did they not see any of this?

World cups always bring these idiots watching games when they know fuck all about the rules yet still foam in the mouth claiming to be an expert.

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« Reply #25147 on: June 24, 2019, 07:29:55 AM »

How did they not see any of this?


They were on their on phones damage controlling over Tifa's boob downgrade (the worst downgrade this gen, even worse than watch dogs)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25148 on: June 24, 2019, 07:32:05 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ever-think-about-how-when-the-clock-strikes-12-for-a-split-second-monday-and-tuesday-exist-at-the-same-time.125221/post-22167429


No, because they don't.
Like the future is not the present, even though the future just came and the present just became the past.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25149 on: June 24, 2019, 07:41:32 AM »
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FIFA loves to show these women bending over to place the ball for the corner, disgusting fuckers..

:exxy
Woah chief, this is a very heavy accusation, I'm going to need photographic evidence as proof :thinking

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« Reply #25150 on: June 24, 2019, 07:54:17 AM »
Bernard as president would make those fucktards  :reeeee more than Trump.

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« Reply #25151 on: June 24, 2019, 08:05:06 AM »
the amount of people on reset and twitter claiming racism over the Cameroon squad seem to be having some serious Mandela effect

- They threatened to walk off twice
- Got away with numerous fouls and cards for said fouls
- penalty denied in any other game would have been a pen
- One player actually shoved the Ref
- One player spat on one of the England players no card
- It was offside.

How did they not see any of this?

World cups always bring these idiots watching games when they know fuck all about the rules yet still foam in the mouth claiming to be an expert.

There was also this incident a few games ago.

https://twitter.com/Hefobundna/status/1140351210907676672

I don't think that's really a team worth defending

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« Reply #25152 on: June 24, 2019, 08:13:37 AM »
yeah fuck that behavior, I bet she wasn't even sent off for that either.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25153 on: June 24, 2019, 08:32:06 AM »
yeah fuck that behavior, I bet she wasn't even sent off for that either.
User Banned: Tone Policing.

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« Reply #25154 on: June 24, 2019, 11:40:50 AM »
Inflammatory Support. lol

Inflammatory support is the best made up concept by resetera in a long time. I needed a couple seconds to let it sink in, but then...


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« Reply #25155 on: June 24, 2019, 11:41:44 AM »
Inflammatory Support. lol

What does that even mean?

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« Reply #25156 on: June 24, 2019, 11:44:27 AM »
Inflammatory Support. lol

What does that even mean?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25157 on: June 24, 2019, 12:15:52 PM »
Inflammatory Support. lol

What does that even mean?

It literally means having an unpopular opinion.

Imagine creating a discussion board where having unpopular opinions (on anything) is grounds for a ban. Then, if you criticize them for fostering a hivemind, you get banned for that also.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25158 on: June 24, 2019, 12:21:33 PM »

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« Reply #25159 on: June 24, 2019, 01:34:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

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« Reply #25160 on: June 24, 2019, 01:43:20 PM »
Stitch up. Given the ethnicities of viable presidential candidates in the US, any white person that felt the need to state they preferred a white leader almost certainly would be racist. It’s understandable that other groups might have a representation based incentive and that’s a much more complicated influence than ‘we are the same shade of brown’.

I don’t know how they can chat so much and yet mean so little, and still be so bizarrely antagonistic about it all.

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« Reply #25161 on: June 24, 2019, 01:54:57 PM »
My criteria for elected office is that they're not complete fuckups and share my politics on *most* things. If they're brown/black/white, penis/vag/nothing IDGAF. Can they run the country and we all come out neutral or better? There we go.

Also, if skin color mattered to them as much as they say it does, they would have voted for Ben Carson.  :doge

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« Reply #25162 on: June 24, 2019, 01:56:02 PM »
Biden's running on neutrality/keeping the status quo.

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« Reply #25163 on: June 24, 2019, 01:59:48 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

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If you're white, yes. If you're not, not really.
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The interesting question for Era would be what they think about someone black who votes for Ben Carson, solely because of his race, instead of a white democrat.

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« Reply #25164 on: June 24, 2019, 02:01:42 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

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If you're white, yes. If you're not, not really.
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The interesting question for Era would be what they think about someone black who votes for Ben Carson, solely because of his race, instead of a white democrat.

Not all skinfolk are kinfolk

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« Reply #25165 on: June 24, 2019, 02:04:50 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

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only if white
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If you're white, yes. If you're not, not really.
:preach

The interesting question for Era would be what they think about someone black who votes for Ben Carson, solely because of his race, instead of a white democrat.

Not all skinfolk are kinfolk

:gurl

Which is a universal truth to all but the race obsessed, who claim PoC aren't a monolith and in the same breath call people coons when they don't share the same "race opinion".

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25166 on: June 24, 2019, 02:06:13 PM »
Thinking that voting for establishment candidate A over establishment candidate B or voting for diet euro-socdems will make any difference. :sabu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25167 on: June 24, 2019, 02:06:41 PM »
let's vote for a cabinet comprised of Ben Carson, Herman Cain, Michael Steele, Candace Owens and Kanye West

 :preach

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25168 on: June 24, 2019, 02:07:57 PM »
let's vote for a cabinet comprised of Ben Carson, Herman Cain, Michael Steele, Candace Owens and Kanye West

 :preach

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« Reply #25169 on: June 24, 2019, 02:08:49 PM »
let's vote for a cabinet comprised of Ben Carson, Herman Cain, Michael Steele, Candace Owens and Kanye West

 :preach

Dont forget Diamond and Silk you sexist pig
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25170 on: June 24, 2019, 02:09:28 PM »
I don’t agree with him on a lot of topics, but Michael Steele seems like a pretty smart dude.  Doesn’t seem fair to lump him in with the rest of those chucklefucks

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« Reply #25171 on: June 24, 2019, 02:14:22 PM »
James, I have some very strong opinions on the women‘s world cup game I just watched.

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« Reply #25172 on: June 24, 2019, 02:17:40 PM »
I don’t agree with him on a lot of topics, but Michael Steele seems like a pretty smart dude.  Doesn’t seem fair to lump him in with the rest of those chucklefucks

from the Reee perspective, he might as well be Joseph Goebbels

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« Reply #25173 on: June 24, 2019, 02:18:56 PM »
I don’t agree with him on a lot of topics, but Michael Steele seems like a pretty smart dude.  Doesn’t seem fair to lump him in with the rest of those chucklefucks

from the Reee perspective, he might as well be Joseph Goebbels

You forgot to work in the word coon somewhere.

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« Reply #25174 on: June 24, 2019, 02:28:27 PM »


Women leaving RE in droves  :ohyeah


The corrupt bire mods blocking out women in droves   :ohyeah

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« Reply #25175 on: June 24, 2019, 02:28:46 PM »
James, I have some very strong opinions on the women‘s world cup game I just watched.

Yes I mentioned the issues in the politics thread
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« Reply #25176 on: June 24, 2019, 02:31:24 PM »
James, I have some very strong opinions on the women‘s world cup game I just watched.

Yes I mentioned the issues in the politics thread

I think as long as there is a man who has the ultimate say in any situation, I think it is fine to put women in positions of power.
Will everything take longer and will it be confusing at times? Yes, but I think it is worth it to capture the female voter demographic.

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« Reply #25177 on: June 24, 2019, 02:32:05 PM »
Agra, you owe me a simile

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« Reply #25178 on: June 24, 2019, 02:34:44 PM »
Agrajag, I'm not gonna let the fact that you owe me a simile get buried at the bottom of the page.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25179 on: June 24, 2019, 02:35:58 PM »
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Women leaving RE in droves  :ohyeah


The corrupt bire mods blocking out women in droves   :ohyeah

Tell them to reregister and I'll make sure it goes through.
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« Reply #25180 on: June 24, 2019, 02:36:29 PM »
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Women leaving RE in droves  :ohyeah


The corrupt bire mods blocking out women in droves   :ohyeah
"Secret Splatoon Discord invitation"

Breh  :doge
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25181 on: June 24, 2019, 02:37:02 PM »
Already did. We've been through this whole rigamarole of you throwing out babies with bathwater a number of times now  ::)

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« Reply #25182 on: June 24, 2019, 02:39:27 PM »
Bire mods: We are keeping spambots out. :smug

That rings pretty hollow seeing that you allow Benjisales‘ shameless self-promotion.

::)

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« Reply #25183 on: June 24, 2019, 02:39:42 PM »
Joe posts almost the exact same thing as his lover/brother, then deletes it.

This scandal only gets worse and worse deeper and deeper.

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« Reply #25184 on: June 24, 2019, 02:42:16 PM »
James, I have some very strong opinions on the women‘s world cup game I just watched.

Yes I mentioned the issues in the politics thread

I think as long as there is a man who has the ultimate say in any situation, I think it is fine to put women in positions of power.
Will everything take longer and will it be confusing at times? Yes, but I think it is worth it to capture the female voter demographic.

It sounds like you're saying we can have a women as Secretary of State but nothing higher.
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« Reply #25185 on: June 24, 2019, 02:42:40 PM »
I'm not going to dig through a hundred spambots accounts to figure if one or two are a real person. If you want someone approved, let us know and we'll approve their account. Otherwise they can fuck off. As I've said before, I only approve people that have funny user names.
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« Reply #25186 on: June 24, 2019, 02:43:32 PM »
I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

Don't worry about proving yourselves, dudes. No one thinks that someone unfamiliar with The Bore is trying to join this site.  :doge

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« Reply #25187 on: June 24, 2019, 02:43:38 PM »
Agra, you owe me a simile

They're not sending us their best people. Splatoon perverts, tentacle hentai degenerates, squid ink afficionados.

We already have James.

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« Reply #25188 on: June 24, 2019, 02:45:02 PM »


how havent they figured out this troll acct yet

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« Reply #25189 on: June 24, 2019, 02:46:44 PM »
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It sounds like you're saying we can have a women as Secretary of State but nothing higher.

:gurl
I am not a sexist pig.

Give them the title of President, but make sure to add VAR to the constitution.

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« Reply #25190 on: June 24, 2019, 02:48:15 PM »
Agra, you owe me a simile

They're not sending us their best people. Splatoon perverts, tentacle hentai degenerates, squid ink afficionados.

We already have James.

 :donot

We could use Branduil 
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« Reply #25191 on: June 24, 2019, 02:48:26 PM »
That wasn't a simile. You owe me a simile.  :hmph

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« Reply #25192 on: June 24, 2019, 02:49:00 PM »
Welcome to The Bore, John Woke and TacoWallace.
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« Reply #25193 on: June 24, 2019, 02:49:36 PM »
l'll tell you what, I'll give you a simile when you send TIMU nudes, you biatch

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« Reply #25194 on: June 24, 2019, 02:49:44 PM »
Fuck John Woke.
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« Reply #25195 on: June 24, 2019, 02:49:57 PM »

We could use Branduil

TFW james is the only one making sense.  :pika

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« Reply #25196 on: June 24, 2019, 02:50:34 PM »
I'm not going to dig through a hundred spambots accounts to figure if one or two are a real person. If you want someone approved, let us know and we'll approve their account. Otherwise they can fuck off. As I've said before, I only approve people that have funny user names.

"Send Pogi a pm on RE" is now an official necessary step to getting approval here.  ::)

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Joe's awfully testy now that we've discovered he and Rumbler don't talk in bed to let each other know when they're both typing the same post on accident.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25197 on: June 24, 2019, 02:51:12 PM »
I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

That meme is nearly 2 years old :bolo

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« Reply #25198 on: June 24, 2019, 02:51:21 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

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If there were two perfect candidates with the exact same policies with the only difference being the color of their skin, I would expect the minority one to get stonewalled by the rest of government for 4-8 years.  I feel like that would be overall worse for marginalized groups, at least in the short run.

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« Reply #25199 on: June 24, 2019, 02:52:05 PM »
I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

That meme is nearly 2 years old :bolo

Which is why I separated it out from "most recent Bore memes" into its own listing :bolo