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Raist

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24960 on: June 22, 2019, 04:55:40 PM »
Why you gotta out his dick size like that dawg

He means a literal little benji. How do you think he's so good at doxxing?

Drainage

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24961 on: June 22, 2019, 05:12:28 PM »
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Oh you mean a bunch of lame fucking nerds who have no idea how boobs work outside their narrow objectifying fantasies, have never grasped the idea of support? Couldn't be less shocked. Fucking losers.


Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24962 on: June 22, 2019, 05:23:03 PM »
I remember i was balls deep in my ex on inauguration day 2009 and I blurted out something about obama.

I'm still not sure why she was weirded out by that.

HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24963 on: June 22, 2019, 05:43:59 PM »
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Oh you mean a bunch of lame fucking nerds who have no idea how boobs work outside their narrow objectifying fantasies, have never grasped the idea of support? Couldn't be less shocked. Fucking losers.

Remember when a guy on RE argued that breasts don't jiggle in real life?

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If they're walking around topless. What kind of reality do you all live in.

It's like saying men go around with their ball sack flopping around all the time. Everytime the topic of sexualization in video games gets brought up, shit gets embarrassing. You know damn good and well this shit ain't realistic otherwise it would've been in long before and not a mistake by one of the devs
https://www.resetera.com/threads/epic-games-says-fortnites-new-breast-physics-were-unintended-embarrassing-careless.71385/post-13180845


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24966 on: June 22, 2019, 06:44:16 PM »
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Oh you mean a bunch of lame fucking nerds who have no idea how boobs work outside their narrow objectifying fantasies, have never grasped the idea of support? Couldn't be less shocked. Fucking losers.

Remember when a guy on RE argued that breasts don't jiggle in real life?

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If they're walking around topless. What kind of reality do you all live in.

It's like saying men go around with their ball sack flopping around all the time. Everytime the topic of sexualization in video games gets brought up, shit gets embarrassing. You know damn good and well this shit ain't realistic otherwise it would've been in long before and not a mistake by one of the devs
https://www.resetera.com/threads/epic-games-says-fortnites-new-breast-physics-were-unintended-embarrassing-careless.71385/post-13180845
Actually, you can test this out yourself.
Get a bag, fill it up with sand...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24969 on: June 22, 2019, 07:21:10 PM »
Giant squid, not baby squid.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24970 on: June 22, 2019, 07:42:35 PM »
You guys ever fart so hard you fainted?

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24971 on: June 22, 2019, 07:45:21 PM »
You guys ever fart so hard you fainted?

from the smell or the effort?

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24972 on: June 22, 2019, 07:46:36 PM »
You guys ever fart so hard you fainted?

No, but go on.
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24974 on: June 22, 2019, 08:25:09 PM »
I am pretty sure I fainted from pooping once. Anal fissures are no joke.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24975 on: June 22, 2019, 09:02:08 PM »
Can i say that it's great I can take a shit on mods on the bire and its not a big deal?

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24976 on: June 22, 2019, 09:04:16 PM »
That's only because everyone has you on ignore.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24977 on: June 22, 2019, 09:14:48 PM »
That's only because everyone has you on ignore.

Not you apparently.

You just played yourself #DJkamed

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24978 on: June 22, 2019, 09:20:11 PM »
much like everyone else on the internet, Shosta compulsively clicks on and reads on every post from people he has on ignore.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24979 on: June 22, 2019, 09:29:20 PM »
still counts


Tripon

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24981 on: June 22, 2019, 09:55:56 PM »


sigh.

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24982 on: June 22, 2019, 09:59:05 PM »
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Everyone should report that Professor Beef comment. Horrible. Dude should be demoted and banned.
:mods
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24983 on: June 22, 2019, 10:10:43 PM »
Is Professor Beef black or Enzom black?


Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24985 on: June 22, 2019, 10:11:58 PM »
much like everyone else on the internet, Shosta compulsively clicks on and reads on every post from people he has on ignore.

Reminder that Super Ignore is a thing.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45694.0

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24986 on: June 22, 2019, 10:15:46 PM »
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Anything we as users can do?
Bout the only thing users could do is make a new site I guess. But I don't blame anyone with mental health issues who would want to leave the site after that thread.
Metacouncil paving the way for resetera spinter sites :bow

Minorities, women, trans and now mentally unwell persons leaving in droves.
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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24987 on: June 22, 2019, 10:18:02 PM »
much like everyone else on the internet, Shosta compulsively clicks on and reads on every post from people he has on ignore.

Reminder that Super Ignore is a thing.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45694.0


did you get it to work on mobile yet?

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24988 on: June 22, 2019, 10:20:54 PM »
lol beef apologizes but the thread remains locked.

Resetera staff be like y’all ain’t going anywhere  :miyamoto :esports :umad :delicious
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24989 on: June 22, 2019, 10:24:29 PM »
I am sure regular users will be also able to avoid bans by apologizing.

Oh wait, they ban regular users and revert their posts even after being edited with an apology.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24990 on: June 22, 2019, 10:24:35 PM »
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I want to apologize for the insensitive gif I posted in the previous thread on this topic.

At the time I was convinced it was another hoax, but I should have understood that mental health should never be taken lightly or joked about under any circumstances. I fucked up. I understand why people are mad at me. I can tell you that the rest of the staff is upset about what I posted, and I apologize to them as well.

I really do hope that Etika is alright, and I'm sorry for the hurt and offense that I caused.

“Now fuck off all of you.” 

 :kermit


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24992 on: June 22, 2019, 10:32:14 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-etikas-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge.125025/#post-22134160

Lmao dude gets a warning (and now a history of infractions! :o ) while mod gets... to edit their post in a locked thread :rofl
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Boredfrom

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« Reply #24993 on: June 22, 2019, 10:34:45 PM »
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I understand why people are mad at me. I can tell you that the rest of the staff is upset about what I posted, and I apologize to them as well.

   ::)

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24994 on: June 22, 2019, 10:44:44 PM »
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Watch them lock this thread and act like nothing happened.

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KEEP REPORTING HIM! don't let get a way with his shit!

Meanwhile at the secret staff discord:  :girlaff :crowdlaff :snob
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24995 on: June 22, 2019, 10:45:27 PM »
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I understand why people are mad at me. I can tell you that the rest of the staff is upset about what I posted, and I apologize to them as well.

   ::)

must be nice to be absolved of such a easily bannable offense as a mod. dat accountability.  :doge

clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24996 on: June 22, 2019, 10:45:48 PM »
 :lol

It wasn't just the one gif.  He followed up and posted more about how he so didn't care and was so over it.


Oh well, he apologized so let's admit him back into society.





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nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24997 on: June 22, 2019, 10:47:09 PM »
Big difference is that beef voted for Hilary.

Oh wait. :sabu
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Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24998 on: June 22, 2019, 10:57:15 PM »
Self righteousness forever:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/10-year-old-harassed-told-to-kill-himself-after-commenting-on-keanu-reeves-and-minecraft-on-a-youtube-video.125039/

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Waiting for Keanu to take back his breathtaking comment.

 :confused

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Having your identity/self worth linked to internet stan culture is the worst.

Though now a days these type of stories usually end with the person/brand/product condemning the fans and giving the victim something nice so I hope the trend continues.

 :tauntaun
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24999 on: June 22, 2019, 11:08:50 PM »
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Dismissing the minority is a way to ignore the problem.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/10-year-old-harassed-told-to-kill-himself-after-commenting-on-keanu-reeves-and-minecraft-on-a-youtube-video.125039/#post-22136749

Wait WTF ?  :doge

Feels like bait but still sounds pretty stupid.

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25000 on: June 22, 2019, 11:10:58 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-etikas-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge.125025/#post-22134160

Lmao dude gets a warning (and now a history of infractions! :o ) while mod gets... to edit their post in a locked thread :rofl

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Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25001 on: June 22, 2019, 11:29:48 PM »
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Should be posted to gaming too.

If I was Keanu I wouldn’t want these pricks playing my game nor watching my movies, they clearly aren’t mature enough.

The 10yr old boy is more mature.

“I want Keanu Reeves to validate my self hate.”

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25002 on: June 22, 2019, 11:43:31 PM »
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Should be posted to gaming too.

If I was Keanu I wouldn’t want these pricks playing my game nor watching my movies, they clearly aren’t mature enough.

The 10yr old boy is more mature.

“I want Keanu Reeves to validate my self hate.”

I want Keanu Reeves to violate my butthole

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25003 on: June 23, 2019, 12:01:02 AM »
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Dismissing the minority is a way to ignore the problem.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/10-year-old-harassed-told-to-kill-himself-after-commenting-on-keanu-reeves-and-minecraft-on-a-youtube-video.125039/#post-22136749

Wait WTF ?  :doge

Feels like bait but still sounds pretty stupid.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25004 on: June 23, 2019, 12:05:14 AM »
The growing Keanu worship is so weird to me. People lost their minds that he showed up. He's like a pretty nice celebrity... and that's it. I don't get it.

Then again, I've never been into celebrity worship at all, so  :idont

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« Reply #25005 on: June 23, 2019, 12:15:22 AM »
I don't get it either for every John Wick the guy has a dozen replicas


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25007 on: June 23, 2019, 12:34:58 AM »
Ha ha ha, the mods are really anal about red text.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-to-talk-about-the-treatment-of-mental-health-issues.125050/

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Preface: Although this thread was made off the back of recent events, this topic is about the general treatment of mental health issues in society. Focusing solely on recent events misses the point of the thread and will inevitably derail it. PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC.

That was in red. Now it's not and the mod edit is no longer visible.

Jansen

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25008 on: June 23, 2019, 12:37:18 AM »


Hey an honest discussion getting :no1curr 'd

I'm shocked

O p is going to have to change it up and bay for blood to get responses

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25009 on: June 23, 2019, 12:46:10 AM »
Awww,  so sad. /s

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Thread is being rebooted.

For the record, Professor Beef feels absolutely horrible about all of this and has has chosen to step down from the team. This was his choice, and it's one that we respect. We hope that everyone will appreciate that he recognized a mistake and took responsibility for it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-etikas-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge.125025/page-4#post-22139384

"chosen to step down"

Why didn't he choose to step down over the last three days when Etika was MIA? Why only when it was brought up in another thread? Hmmmmmmm

Jansen

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25010 on: June 23, 2019, 12:49:17 AM »
"Chosen"

A cunt like beef would never choose to lose "power"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25011 on: June 23, 2019, 01:05:25 AM »
Quote from: lvl 99 Pixel, post: 22139866, member: 3924

I had my own story as to why this situation is getting to me and why it feels like the world is on repeat before the reboot:



The last time I saw a friend I was showing them Left4Dead2 on my PC. He never did drugs or acted mean to anyone and was all about trying to stay healthy and his vibe kept me hopeful that things can get better. I met him through a psychosis support group and coincidentally hes my sisters friends brother. About a month later seemingly without warning
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I've seen how the system and the social workers treated us first hand, patronizing as if we're children and never taking us seriously. Its hard enough dealing with a broken brain and feeling like you can't relate to anyone or belong in the world, and every single little encounter starts to feel like it weighs a tonne on your mind.



Many millions of people have died and suffered similarly and it so often seems like a joke to everyone, until it isn't. Now Etika might prove to be alive and this could be a really shitty prank, but for the love of humanity I hope that doesn't make people backpedal on the issue either way.



That said, I didn't agree with all the people calling for Prof Beefs ban at all. Hes been a good user for so many years on multiple boards, people make mistakes and he seems to feel really bad about that one.


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Raist

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25014 on: June 23, 2019, 01:23:59 AM »
The growing Keanu worship is so weird to me. People lost their minds that he showed up. He's like a pretty nice celebrity... and that's it. I don't get it.

Then again, I've never been into celebrity worship at all, so  :idont

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You're talking about the same kind of audience that lost their shit and started screaming like a bunch of 14yo girls at a Bieber concert when Miyamoto showed up wearing Link's sword and shield sooo...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25015 on: June 23, 2019, 01:29:50 AM »
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i think the staff post is cowardly and burying the moderator stepping down in a locked thread no one has any incentive to go to because this was rebooted is a terrible way to handle this and really gives me little faith in the moderation team

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ok

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-post-etikas-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge-see-staff-post-for-thread-guidelines.125055/page-2#post-22140365

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25016 on: June 23, 2019, 01:31:53 AM »
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« Reply #25017 on: June 23, 2019, 01:34:09 AM »
https://twitter.com/ProfessorBeef/status/1142643430650081280

Uh-huh. Right.

Sure it sounds like he choose to step down...


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Beef apologized and did what he thought was best by stepping down. PM the mods if you have problems with it cause they will be able to see it quicker and respond accordingly. But I don't think that making a public scene about this is necessary since we just need to hope that Etika turns out okay. No matter how grim the outcome is looking.

But like I said. PM the leadership if it really requires more attention since these are just my thoughts.

What a hero...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #25019 on: June 23, 2019, 01:43:37 AM »
Middle of page Gellar

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