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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24842 on: June 21, 2019, 02:48:30 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

MILF Shelob in Shadow of War :mouf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24843 on: June 21, 2019, 02:48:43 PM »
Ive never heard the word "gaslighting" used.

interesting.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24844 on: June 21, 2019, 02:49:44 PM »
Ive never heard the word "gaslighting" used.

interesting.


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Are you sure? Its used on almost every single page of this thread, I'm surprised you missed it
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« Reply #24846 on: June 21, 2019, 02:53:42 PM »
Which member of Ree is this?



Acting like that is one thing, but why would you record yourself doing it and put it on the internet?

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« Reply #24847 on: June 21, 2019, 02:54:21 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.
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« Reply #24848 on: June 21, 2019, 03:11:50 PM »
I used to wear this shirt in high school


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« Reply #24849 on: June 21, 2019, 03:15:42 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24850 on: June 21, 2019, 03:16:35 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.

AFAIK, its also kind of misleading to use the preferred term 'little people' because
a) that sounds even more like you;re talking about tolkienesque elves and shit than 'dwarf' does
b) midget specifically referred to someone small but with regular (as in equal, not regular as in 'normal') proportions, whereas people with dwarfism have disproprotionate limb growth, so will often have a disproportionately large head in relation to their arms and legs.
there's also a ton of prejudice 'within their community' between the two groups, with 'midgets' looked down upon for being easier to 'pass'

there's a joke in there somewhere that even dwarfs find a way to look down on other people, but I cba to construct it

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24851 on: June 21, 2019, 03:19:26 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.

AFAIK, its also kind of misleading to use the preferred term 'little people' because
a) that sounds even more like you;re talking about tolkienesque elves and shit than 'dwarf' does
b) midget specifically referred to someone small but with regular (as in equal, not regular as in 'normal') proportions, whereas people with dwarfism have disproprotionate limb growth, so will often have a disproportionately large head in relation to their arms and legs.
there's also a ton of prejudice 'within their community' between the two groups, with 'midgets' looked down upon for being easier to 'pass'

Which one is easier to toss?  :ryker

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24852 on: June 21, 2019, 03:19:42 PM »

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« Reply #24853 on: June 21, 2019, 03:21:12 PM »
Jenna Marbles is hot with or without makeup IMO.

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« Reply #24854 on: June 21, 2019, 03:25:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1141812556480299011

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1141816361435447298

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That's quite the Freudian slip.

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« Reply #24855 on: June 21, 2019, 03:27:03 PM »
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« Reply #24856 on: June 21, 2019, 03:32:17 PM »
If Amirox had a good lawyer, he would have gotten out of jail with the defense that he was looking for midget porn and whats wrong with that?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24857 on: June 21, 2019, 03:32:59 PM »

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« Reply #24858 on: June 21, 2019, 03:37:00 PM »
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« Reply #24859 on: June 21, 2019, 03:43:47 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

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« Reply #24860 on: June 21, 2019, 03:45:33 PM »
Do midgets have smaller brains?

Surely JordanN has a chart about this
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« Reply #24861 on: June 21, 2019, 03:46:02 PM »
Guess it's time to ban borderlands over there.

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« Reply #24862 on: June 21, 2019, 03:55:29 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

I was at a strip club, the shame is already built in.  :doge

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« Reply #24863 on: June 21, 2019, 03:58:06 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

I was at a strip club, the shame is already built in.  :doge

strip clubs should be abolished so these self-hating patriarchy-propagating cishet women would stop making money.

also

#SexWorkIsWork

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« Reply #24864 on: June 21, 2019, 04:06:43 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

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« Reply #24865 on: June 21, 2019, 04:10:18 PM »
We are now in full Midget Thoughts, with thebore.com mode.

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« Reply #24866 on: June 21, 2019, 04:16:36 PM »
Do midgets have smaller brains?

Surely JordanN has a chart about this

Cultural wars are still real to me, dammit ! :brazilcry
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24867 on: June 21, 2019, 04:16:58 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

You know that she was a dwarf and you still refer to her as a midget?

jesus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24868 on: June 21, 2019, 04:24:06 PM »

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« Reply #24869 on: June 21, 2019, 04:24:41 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

You know that she was a dwarf and you still refer to her as a midget?

jesus

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I mean I asked her and she said, "I'm a fucking midget, not a cartoon character." so I figure I'm just respecting her wishes.

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« Reply #24870 on: June 21, 2019, 04:30:50 PM »
I feel like a midget wouldnt be able to give a good blowjob
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« Reply #24871 on: June 21, 2019, 04:34:28 PM »
Guess it's time to ban borderlands over there.

They've actually changed their names to "Tinks" with Borderlands 3. Though Pitchford, as weird as he is, didn't outright say "we consider midget too offensive now" but instead made some strange argument about how the new name is better.

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1124824595943415808

(Psychos is still cool for now)

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« Reply #24872 on: June 21, 2019, 04:35:14 PM »
I feel like a midget wouldnt be able to give a good blowjob



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« Reply #24874 on: June 21, 2019, 04:49:51 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.
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« Reply #24875 on: June 21, 2019, 04:50:28 PM »
The joke is that is racist.... :mike

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« Reply #24876 on: June 21, 2019, 04:57:10 PM »
There used to be a shady as fuck stripclub down by JBLM nudemac;  you ever go to "The Player's Club"?
no I stayed the fuck away from that area lol
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« Reply #24877 on: June 21, 2019, 05:04:28 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

Remember the old GAF days when that one guy had a "Molested by a midget" tag? Heh how times have changed...
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« Reply #24878 on: June 21, 2019, 05:05:22 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

Remember the old GAF days when that one guy had a "Molested by a midget" tag? Heh how times have changed...

NeoGaf is a hate forum. They used to allow hate terms like "male" and "female" and even "latino"
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« Reply #24879 on: June 21, 2019, 05:06:07 PM »
"Ableist"

These new words they came up with is the thing I hate the most
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« Reply #24880 on: June 21, 2019, 05:07:13 PM »
I also remember April Fool's Day was called Dumb Fuck distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Day on GAF.

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« Reply #24881 on: June 21, 2019, 05:14:01 PM »
:piss Etiquette :piss2

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« Reply #24882 on: June 21, 2019, 05:15:04 PM »
I mean times change; if midget is offensive now I'll try to stop suing it.

Just such a rarely broached subject it's easy to forget etiquette.

Must be nice.   :hmph

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« Reply #24883 on: June 21, 2019, 05:18:34 PM »
when i was a kid, the local midget was fishing a trolley out of the creek. me and a mate helped him get it out, then he offered to show us his porn collection as thanks  :doge

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« Reply #24884 on: June 21, 2019, 05:20:43 PM »
When Curt Schilling posted on Gaf even he asked everyone not to use the R word because of his sons condition.  Which is hilarious considering how he acts now.

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« Reply #24885 on: June 21, 2019, 05:39:26 PM »
Best midget?



I’m pretty sure that’s Bobby.

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« Reply #24886 on: June 21, 2019, 06:00:21 PM »
Edit: Im tired of being the villain

 :fbm
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« Reply #24887 on: June 21, 2019, 06:03:53 PM »
Tact didn't begin with the snowflake generation. But I agree that in some instances they've gone waaaaay overboard.

Edit: I'll take your edit as a win.  :punch

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« Reply #24888 on: June 21, 2019, 06:14:32 PM »
Edit: Im tired of being the villain

 :fbm

Something to cheer you up buddy. :heart



It‘s also nice that this barricade tape lets us know that she is over 18.

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« Reply #24889 on: June 21, 2019, 06:15:59 PM »
  :phil :phil :phil :preach
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« Reply #24890 on: June 21, 2019, 07:07:43 PM »
Makes you wonder about all the Russian spies Trump has (inadvertently?) helped plant into the upper echelons of the US government, who are possibly now micromanaging American foreign policy, such as this.

:derp

That thread is basically peak geopolitical idiocy from era and pushing for a war to own the cons.  :doge

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« Reply #24891 on: June 21, 2019, 07:10:28 PM »
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Id say war IS coming. My wife works for a military contractor. She says they started ramping up production like crazy, adding new equipment and producing "fake" ammo that doesnt have primers. Stopped making commercial ammo and set everything to full military.

My uncle works at Lockheed Martin and they are already preparing for World War 4.

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« Reply #24892 on: June 21, 2019, 07:25:24 PM »
My uncle works at Nintendo and they've never stopped the war against bad games
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« Reply #24893 on: June 21, 2019, 07:27:18 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24894 on: June 21, 2019, 07:28:53 PM »
When Curt Schilling posted on Gaf even he asked everyone not to use the R word because of his sons condition.  Which is hilarious considering how he acts now.

He's gotta pay those bills after showing everyone why nerds should never be given large sums of money.

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« Reply #24895 on: June 21, 2019, 07:50:26 PM »
Makes you wonder about all the Russian spies Trump has (inadvertently?) helped plant into the upper echelons of the US government, who are possibly now micromanaging American foreign policy, such as this.

:derp

That thread is basically peak geopolitical idiocy from era and pushing for a war to own the cons.  :doge

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So what happened ? He greenlighted some airstrike like in Syria, but didn't want casualties so he called Iran to say where the strikes where headed, so they could leave the site (in Syria they even moved the planes lol) and then Putin called and said " don't do it, or I'll make shit and fire rain so hard on you, you'll need a godam UN resolution to stop me " and Trump back down ?

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The only good reason for US not to go to war is a moral one and US public pressure. Iran won't be as hard as Iraq and definitely way easier than Vietnam for the reason that US won't be nation building but just blowing shit up.

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The chance for an accidental war have been high for a while because the US state department has been gutted. Crisis like this are usually resolved in murky rooms with frantic but competent diplomats and ambassadors passing along messages.

Pssst... Pass the note... "You have a secret admirer."
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24896 on: June 21, 2019, 08:04:02 PM »
The U.S. was nation building in Vietnam? Could've fooled me.

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« Reply #24897 on: June 21, 2019, 08:14:26 PM »
https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1142209430395604992

Why do they all turn into this  :lol

from that twitter thread:
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Basically that fanartists are lightening her skin and saying it's a better look. It has progressed to trolls drawing her as a gorilla now.

seems to be a pretty lopsided interpretation of how all that shit started

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« Reply #24898 on: June 21, 2019, 08:58:15 PM »

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« Reply #24899 on: June 21, 2019, 09:05:12 PM »
https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/1142209430395604992

Why do they all turn into this  :lol

1) everyone does fan art
2) one person's fan art offends another
3) becomes big deal
4) other people get pissed and go here is something to be offended
5) Get Gorilla nessa pic.