Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5132848 times)

jorma · « **Reply #24841 on:** June 25, 2019, 01:49:17 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 24, 2019, 11:55:52 PM

Quote from: riotous on June 24, 2019, 11:53:57 PM
That is one well hung bat.

It being a Texas bat....well...ya know what they say about Texas

wow, that cattle roping, jesusloving racist bat with the funny hat sure has a big cock

Momo · « **Reply #24842 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:05:31 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 25, 2019, 12:24:58 AM

WTF is a SWERF?

Quote from: Facebook
sex worker exclusionary radical feminist

Ok.gif

I like to include sex work in my feminism

agrajag · « **Reply #24843 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:10:34 AM »

sex

work

is

work

!

Also, ban those sexist Formula 1 whore bitches

Momo · « **Reply #24844 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:11:38 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 24, 2019, 11:18:32 PM

You autystys fighting, made us miss this thread which was apparently another graveyard https://www.resetera.com/threads/razer-brazil-just-cut-ties-with-a-female-influencer-because-she-talked-back-to-harassers-read-threadmarks-and-see-staff-post-before-posting.125328/

And you call yourself members of a hate site.

lul

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SmokyDave · « **Reply #24845 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:20:32 AM »

If you don’t do thing, you mustn’t be upset when people accuse your group of doing thing*

*only applies to white men. Other groups may react in righteous fury. Can be used with other coupons.

team filler · « **Reply #24846 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:33:18 AM »

BIONIC · « **Reply #24847 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:34:48 AM »

All humans are trash

VomKriege · « **Reply #24848 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:36:45 AM »

Alsatian pasta

Don Rumata · « **Reply #24849 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:41:27 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on June 25, 2019, 12:07:31 AM

https://twitter.com/yukakuramoti/status/1143124950833745922

Top of the page Yuka eating pizza.

Is Pizza dough, noodles?

PogiJones · « **Reply #24850 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:42:00 AM »

Metroid Prime 2 is one of my favorite games, so I keep trying to dip into the SGDQ Metroid Prime 2 speed run but their jokes and talk are just so freaking awkward and nerdy I have to turn it off after a couple minutes at most.

The pain of sharing a hobby with nerds.

PogiJones · « **Reply #24851 on:** June 25, 2019, 02:43:17 AM »

One of them is holding a jigglypuff stuffed animal, for comfort I presume.

PogiJones · « **Reply #24852 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:11:24 AM »

MP2 has lower lows but higher highs IMO. Screw attack was missed in the first game and implemented quite well in MP2. And while Aegon Wastes is a waste, Sanctuary Fortress is probably the best area in the whole series. The steeper challenge was also really nice.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #24853 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:15:34 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-called-the-cops-on-a-dude.125411/

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I got home from work and this dude was chillin in my driveway. Tells me he need the keys to my father in laws car cause he left his beer in there. I tell him to go away and I've got nothing for him. He follows me and starts calling me dad and say ive got to let him in to get his stuff. I tell him to go away or I'll call the cops. He reaches for my phone and i get hella passed but he wouldn't go away. Called the cops and he took off. Cops are looking for him now.

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Glad you are safe. I had a similar incident someone tried to enter my work car thinking we were an Uber or something.

VomKriege · « **Reply #24854 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:22:55 AM »

Quote from: KamalaHarris

So many people out there with mental issues and drug problems its sad to see

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24855 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:27:42 AM »

Damn, I can't believe the real Kamala Harris posts on era, and also goes straight to mental issues or drugs as the cause of what could easily be a misunderstanding

pizzashit · « **Reply #24856 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:32:17 AM »

Trying to watch any gdq without being bombarded with fake sob stories and the usual cringe

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #24857 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:39:20 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 25, 2019, 02:10:34 AM

sex work is work !

Also, ban those sexist Formula 1 whore bitches

clearly the solution is sex on the podium

Transhuman · « **Reply #24858 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:40:24 AM »

Quote from: pizzashit on June 25, 2019, 03:32:17 AM

Trying to watch any gdq without being bombarded with fake sob stories and the usual cringe

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Is that really a thing?

Link please

Transhuman · « **Reply #24859 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:40:32 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #24860 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:43:38 AM »

Actually, it's about Etika in forum politics.

Momo · « **Reply #24861 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:46:04 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 25, 2019, 03:43:38 AM

Actually, it's about Etika in forum politics.

Not really, it's about edging in pornlitics

pizzashit · « **Reply #24862 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on June 25, 2019, 03:40:24 AM

Quote from: pizzashit on June 25, 2019, 03:32:17 AM
Trying to watch any gdq without being bombarded with fake sob stories and the usual cringe

(Image removed from quote.)

Is that really a thing?

Link please

https://m.

This ones old but it’s the classic. Each year some stupid shit happens. Last year some guy bought a ticket for someone expecting to get laid and then complained about it. The year before that someone sniffed a chair a girl was sitting at (last one might be something else, mixxing my google searches up)

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24863 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:48:00 AM »

So this Orwell fellow is an obvious alt, right?

Given how hot he's come in with his takes on an account thats only 3 weeks old that politicians who marched at Selma are "career bootlickers" who've never done anything for their community and now his posts in that reparations topic

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But money is what's owed. When I steal from someone and have to pay back restitution, I'm not given an option by the judge to substitute something else for the amount of my theft.

Not only is this demonstrably false, because you may be ordered to pay restitution for the theft of things that were not money, meaning you literally were made to substitute something else for the value of the theft by a judge, but that also has little bearing on justice, which is why you may also be incarcerated (realistically, to prevent your continued stealing rather than to rehabilitate you) or to perform community service in order to improve society as a whole

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24864 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:51:35 AM »

pizzashit · « **Reply #24865 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:56:46 AM »

https://m.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #24866 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:57:54 AM »

Quote from: riotous on June 24, 2019, 06:01:48 PM

Quote from: pizzashit on June 24, 2019, 05:52:27 PM
OK signs p much confirms they were nazis, thank god he got away from them

It's crazy how everyone on Resetera believes the general public thinks the OK sign is a nazi thing.

https://www.adl.org/blog/how-the-ok-symbol-became-a-popular-trolling-gesture
per ADL it kind of is and isn't at the same time. Schrodinger's Fascism.

benita · « **Reply #24867 on:** June 25, 2019, 03:58:48 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%9Cwherever-lavar-ball-is-there%E2%80%99s-a-village-missing-an-idiot-%E2%80%9D-charles-barkley.125420/#post-22195336

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Sorry Barkley but you’ll always be an idiot to me even more than lavar when you tried to justify the murders of Trayvon martin and Michael brown, it’s crazy to me how easily people forget these things but I’ll never forget.

Everything is about everything. I'm so tired.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #24868 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:01:37 AM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/steady-growth-for-neogaf.1489243/page-2#post-254675677

In Buford's mind there's no connection between Ree bans and Gaf registrations.

Transhuman · « **Reply #24869 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:03:23 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 25, 2019, 03:51:35 AM

I remember this one. Way too cringey for me to watch entirely.

VomKriege · « **Reply #24870 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:11:28 AM »

Orwell has a lot of outrageous posts so I don't know... Then again, that screen name ?

Woke Bespoke is probably a troll, yeah.

Who even can tell anymore ?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24871 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:19:13 AM »

Can someone tldr on the tifa bra story?

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #24872 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:20:20 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 25, 2019, 03:48:00 AM

So this Orwell fellow is an obvious alt, right?

Given how hot he's come in with his takes on an account thats only 3 weeks old that politicians who marched at Selma are "career bootlickers" who've never done anything for their community and now his posts in that reparations topic

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But money is what's owed. When I steal from someone and have to pay back restitution, I'm not given an option by the judge to substitute something else for the amount of my theft.

Not only is this demonstrably false, because you may be ordered to pay restitution for the theft of things that were not money, meaning you literally were made to substitute something else for the value of the theft by a judge, but that also has little bearing on justice, which is why you may also be incarcerated (realistically, to prevent your continued stealing rather than to rehabilitate you) or to perform community service in order to improve society as a whole

ResetEra has to be the hottest forum for trolling right now. Not by Ukrainian Russians or White Power Bill's but by everyday liberals disgusted by Era's authoritarian and fascist demands to be controlled and have their thoughts pre-screened and sterilized. It's like a Sims version of Animal Farm where you can test just how absurd a post can be yet get people to drink it up.

That's what I appreciate about trolling. Telling people they are an idiot to their face in such a way the think it's a compliment and ask for more.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #24873 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:24:39 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 25, 2019, 04:11:28 AM

Orwell has a lot of outrageous posts so I don't know... Then again, that screen name ?

Woke Bespoke is probably a troll, yeah.

Who even can tell anymore ?

Once Alimnassor was revealed to be a troll after being balls deep in the upper circles of Era for years it's hard to trust anybody. I wonder how many he got permed.

Mods were sucking his balls all the while he was pointing at members and made them disappeared. And then one day they realized he was making fun of them and not really their friend. I wonder how that felt.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24874 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:30:10 AM »

I figure they're an alt rather than a troll, because people don't come into a community THAT hot unless they've been a previous member.

Newbies don't want to cause too big a splash because they want to be accepted as part of a group.
Trolls - despite mod beliefs to the contrary - want to play the long con, so will get their account out of 'danger zone' territory with innocuous posts elsewhere to give the account some credibility ("Wow, last years GOTY was pretty great guys") before going full "Would you kill a gay black man to save two white women?"

Transhuman · « **Reply #24875 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:39:57 AM »

Would you kill a black man so that you could also kill two white men.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24876 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:41:23 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on June 25, 2019, 04:39:57 AM

Would you kill a black man so that you could also kill two white men.

does it help pewdiepie beat t series?

Rufus · « **Reply #24877 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:43:06 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on June 25, 2019, 04:39:57 AM

Would you kill a black man so that you could also three-fifths of a white man.

fixed

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #24878 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 25, 2019, 12:46:33 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/actors-playing-as-bigot-characters-should-not-get-paid-do-you-agree.125412

Jfc

I'd like to report the mods for dismissing sensitive concerns as trolling.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #24879 on:** June 25, 2019, 04:51:23 AM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on June 25, 2019, 04:44:40 AM

Quote from: Jansen on June 25, 2019, 12:46:33 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/actors-playing-as-bigot-characters-should-not-get-paid-do-you-agree.125412

Jfc

I'd like to report the mods for dismissing sensitive concerns as trolling.

If there were no Resetera posters who called out Sam Rockwell for his roles in The Best of Enemies and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri I will eat Yuka's poop.

The fucking cookies tossed over that "what if the South won the Civil War," TV show should be enough to legitimize the OP's brave question.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24880 on:** June 25, 2019, 05:22:39 AM »

I mean, history tells us that the best way to explore the darker aspects of the human psyche is to pretend it doesn't exist and its basically impossible for art to tell us anything about ourselves.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #24881 on:** June 25, 2019, 05:38:27 AM »

The only reason Ree hasn't jumped off a bridge is they can't afford the bus fare

Ghoul · « **Reply #24882 on:** June 25, 2019, 05:50:40 AM »

I mean it must suck to be a bed bound cheeseburger who can't afford surgery even with a gofundme or have the balls to kill themselves.

Wonder why KetKat isn't a VIP on KF

Ghoul · « **Reply #24883 on:** June 25, 2019, 06:23:19 AM »

Looking forward to having Etika actually being dead and his memorial thread locked in two pages whilst they await further information.

Police will later confirm he was just trying to restart the birdbox challenge

thisismyusername · « **Reply #24884 on:** June 25, 2019, 07:31:49 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 25, 2019, 02:42:00 AM

The pain of sharing a hobby with nerds.

...Says the nerd that studied law.

Transhuman · « **Reply #24885 on:** June 25, 2019, 09:11:17 AM »

Are you really calling 5% of Americans stupid?

Ghoul · « **Reply #24886 on:** June 25, 2019, 09:15:23 AM »

are you really calling only 5% of Americans stupid?

nachobro · « **Reply #24887 on:** June 25, 2019, 09:44:38 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on June 25, 2019, 06:23:19 AM

Looking forward to having Etika actually being dead and his memorial thread locked in two pages whilst they await further information.

Police will later confirm he was just trying to restart the birdbox challenge

i also hope for someone's death to own a messageboard i dislike

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24888 on:** June 25, 2019, 10:46:07 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on June 25, 2019, 09:44:38 AM

i also hope for someone's death to own a messageboard i dislike

I unironically kind of do, but its nothing to with etika

Jansen · « **Reply #24889 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:10:11 AM »

Damn I thought I was mean on here some of y'all are way too much.

Can we banish some of these fucks? Nar0lf died for less.

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Raist · « **Reply #24890 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:10:22 AM »

So I'v noticed. Lots of folks begging to Pogi for an account here, and then we never see them post.

Pogi, you OK with your 25 alts?

Jansen · « **Reply #24891 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:15:54 AM »

Quote from: Raist on June 25, 2019, 11:10:22 AM

So I'v noticed. Lots of folks begging to Pogi for an account here, and then we never see them post.

Pogi, you OK with your 25 alts?

The right hand doesn't know what the left is doing

james · « **Reply #24892 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:16:13 AM »

Quote from: Raist on June 25, 2019, 11:10:22 AM

So I'v noticed. Lots of folks begging to Pogi for an account here, and then we never see them post.

Pogi, you OK with your 25 alts?

Yes what happened to our new squiddo friend?

Said she was desperate to join and then silence.

Is Pogi playing us again?

agrajag · « **Reply #24893 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:30:22 AM »

Pogi retire bitch!

Era mods, unban Nate you cowards!

Nuitangg · « **Reply #24894 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:32:19 AM »

As soon as their alt accounts are approved it's back to the insane asylum.

tiesto · « **Reply #24895 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:35:47 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 25, 2019, 03:11:24 AM

MP2 has lower lows but higher highs IMO. Screw attack was missed in the first game and implemented quite well in MP2. And while Aegon Wastes is a waste, Sanctuary Fortress is probably the best area in the whole series. The steeper challenge was also really nice.

I've only played 1 back on release. Is the Wii version preferable to the GC one?

Momo · « **Reply #24896 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:44:39 AM »

pm me on ree if you want your account shortlisted, I have demi on snapchat and send regular dick tribute

Uncle · « **Reply #24897 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:50:30 AM »

Quote from: james on June 25, 2019, 11:16:13 AM

Quote from: Raist on June 25, 2019, 11:10:22 AM
So I'v noticed. Lots of folks begging to Pogi for an account here, and then we never see them post.

Pogi, you OK with your 25 alts?

Yes what happened to our new squiddo friend?

Said she was desperate to join and then silence.

Is Pogi playing us again?

obviously they saw what people were talking about in this thread

Transhuman · « **Reply #24898 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:56:02 AM »

Can one of the mods please approve blamespace so I don't have to play pass-the-letter to talk to him?

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24899 on:** June 25, 2019, 12:08:48 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/impossible-burger-no-longer-selling-to-public-available-only-at-burger-king.125421/post-22195190

Phew, was worried this was an Epic Store type situation. Glad more people are clearly choosing the ethical option

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