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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26220 on: June 28, 2019, 07:46:24 AM »
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Cherry-picked/selective bans for anyone who doesn’t tow the company line!

I suspect the moderation could soon not even handle that topic discussing the possibility of a roast.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-think-era-should-have-an-annual-roast.126082/page-2#post-22299656
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26221 on: June 28, 2019, 07:48:15 AM »
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Have you or your friends never roasted each other?
sure, but there is usually anger behind it. scratch that, there's always some underlying anger. personally, and I say "personally" not for emphasis but rather as disclaimer, nobody I know just insults people for fun, it's always emotionally charged. whether it's anger with the target or dealing with an insecurity, it tends to get nasty pretty quickly. or it doesn't, but the friendship fails down the line
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26222 on: June 28, 2019, 07:51:35 AM »
Can we do a bore roast

I thought passive-aggressive likes are the preferred method to air grievances here?

That and not openly stating that you want to have sex with a fellow member.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26223 on: June 28, 2019, 07:51:49 AM »
Yeah I can imagine them allowing personal attacks on the forum roasts wouldn't end well.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26224 on: June 28, 2019, 07:53:50 AM »
Roasts aren't supposed to be passive-aggressive or grievances or just insults or anything directed at somebody you barely know, that was what Patrice and Norm's criticism of the Comedy Central ones was (and even Greg Giraldo and Jeff Ross' eventually), nobody secretly wondered if Don Rickles hated them, etc.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26225 on: June 28, 2019, 07:55:58 AM »
the other reason ResetERA.com couldn't do a roast is that it'd all have to be OFF-SITE DRAMA related because it'd all come from discord cliques

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26226 on: June 28, 2019, 07:57:19 AM »
also all the active members will kill themselves over the objectification of their identity as E3 showed and then how will Cerium (who is not a friend of former admin Emily Rogers) make money?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26227 on: June 28, 2019, 07:58:29 AM »
then i pad out the other three minutes making fun of Pogi's dumb useless kid

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26228 on: June 28, 2019, 08:04:42 AM »
due to a high number of reports this thread is being reviewed and will be rebooted

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26229 on: June 28, 2019, 08:09:25 AM »
Pogi always writes these long informative posts about topics he really cares about.



It‘s too bad nobody reads them. :heyman


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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26230 on: June 28, 2019, 08:13:51 AM »
"It's annual Era Roast Thread! [SEE STAFF POST]"

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26231 on: June 28, 2019, 08:16:44 AM »
there's enough people dunking on the era community as humourless always-victims that its inevitably either going to be deemed Unproductive, or one of the stepford cuckoos are going to bump the ISN'T ERA AWESOME? thread again

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26232 on: June 28, 2019, 08:19:23 AM »
they should roast Enzom21

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26233 on: June 28, 2019, 08:19:49 AM »
Who?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26234 on: June 28, 2019, 08:21:04 AM »
the guy who ran the pedo discord

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26235 on: June 28, 2019, 08:22:28 AM »
actually, as a black man in America, he probably got arrested

but at least Nepenthe has Overwatch!

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26236 on: June 28, 2019, 08:22:34 AM »
You mean the one you knew about and posted in?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26237 on: June 28, 2019, 08:24:50 AM »
I am not responsible for the behavior of benji franchisees. The agreement clearly waves any liability the parent benji organization has. It is iron clad, I had ZattMurdock look it over at least once. Maybe he glanced at it while watching Disney's Avengers Endgame for the 35th time, I don't remember. In any case, I am a totally legal operation and I do not endorse anything associated with ResetERA.com except that sabrina is to be okay.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26239 on: June 28, 2019, 08:28:05 AM »
What kind of requirements are there for a franchise agreement besides the fee?
I would be interested in BenjiBaseball and BenjiFetish.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26240 on: June 28, 2019, 08:29:54 AM »
Actually that whole part has been a small problem since our organization follows the beliefs of the founder and does not believe in IP monopoly rights.


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26242 on: June 28, 2019, 08:43:13 AM »
Huh, 69 is a sex joke? I mean it's just a number. I do math for a living and I can't say I've ever been, like, horny for my work
but no seriously do check out my post history you'll find that I am quite well aware of the context surrounding the number. what's more frustrating is that this is the fourth time I've tried to make the joke seem like a natural part of conversation in a few days and still nobody picked up on it

check my post history and see how many times ive made the same joke and not gotten a single laugh :snob

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26243 on: June 28, 2019, 08:47:08 AM »
Let‘s not say things we can‘t take back

he really let it linger.

Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26244 on: June 28, 2019, 09:29:52 AM »
Lulz wrong thread
« Last Edit: June 28, 2019, 09:41:40 AM by Tasty Meat »

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26245 on: June 28, 2019, 10:09:20 AM »
i went against the right think, wrongggg thread :doge


benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26246 on: June 28, 2019, 10:27:43 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-ive-got-the-top-of-the-resetera-mobile-browser-burned-into-my-phone-screen.126140/
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The topmost purple part with the address bar. Basically anything up there that scrolls with you that's white. www.resetera.com, the number of tabs I've got open, the 3 dots that open new tabs, history, etc.

Posted from a Samsung Galaxy S9+
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26248 on: June 28, 2019, 11:00:06 AM »
the deepnudes thing already taken offline, ERA wins again????

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26249 on: June 28, 2019, 11:00:20 AM »
I don't want to hear shit if black turnout is low in 2020.

Kind of lose your moral high ground when you're absolutely fine with the status quo, and are only going to step up and perform your civic duty when tax breaks or handouts specifically for you are involved.

something something got mine

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26250 on: June 28, 2019, 11:10:56 AM »
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Honestly the only real thing that could help us in the long run if for a deep cleansing and rebuilding of America. The evil is just too baked into the cogs for any other solution to be manageable.
"why even bother" they persisted

thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26251 on: June 28, 2019, 11:23:29 AM »

even Glen got over 2016 faster than this not even American dude

Let‘s not say things we can‘t take back



Pogi always writes these long informative posts about topics he really cares about.



It‘s too bad nobody reads them. :heyman


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I read them, now and then. They're good posts.

Just he needs to post less on shit :no1curr about and more on shit people do curr about.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26252 on: June 28, 2019, 11:26:15 AM »
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Honestly the only real thing that could help us in the long run if for a deep cleansing and rebuilding of America. The evil is just too baked into the cogs for any other solution to be manageable.
"why even bother" they persisted

Deep cleansing isn't loaded language at all

Tasty

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« Reply #26253 on: June 28, 2019, 11:30:35 AM »
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Honestly the only real thing that could help us in the long run if for a deep cleansing and rebuilding of America. The evil is just too baked into the cogs for any other solution to be manageable.

Resetera or r/The_Donald? We report, you decide.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26254 on: June 28, 2019, 12:12:07 PM »
from the forum that brought you "what the fuck is Ghost Recon: Wildlands? who is even buying this?!?"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/money-companies-are-leaving-on-the-table.126150/

and for Hobbes fans: https://www.resetera.com/threads/name-your-favorite-game-wrong-answers-only.126038/

and for a "Ninty" Greatest Hits Player's Choice: https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-might-never-chase-power-again.124995/
« Last Edit: June 28, 2019, 12:30:17 PM by benjipwns »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26255 on: June 28, 2019, 12:13:25 PM »
Amazon user review for Mortal Kombat 11:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3DJGASRCEVPJ6/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B07L69ZV1K

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1/5 Stars: Did Not Satiate My Young Childrens' Thirst for Violence

I bought this game thinking it would satisfy my young childrens' thirst for violence, but I was sorely mistaken. I was hoping this game would save me money from not having to buy so many goldfish for my children to smash with hammers, but no, this game will not satisfy their ravenous bloodlust.

The game starts up with warning text about seizures, with no violence anywhere on the screen. After an agonizingly long pause, the title of the game appears, again with no violence at all to be found. Then a series of menus with none of the 3 B's, blood, brains or bone. Once you finally get to the actual game, you need to input a frustratingly long series of button inputs to see anything resembling violence. I thought this would give my children an outlet for their innate violent nature, but it looks like the search will have to continue.

196 people found this helpful

His user review for a a kombucha starter pack:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R26FVIL4PSC8XD/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B01NADMSEJ

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5/5 Stars: Makes great Surgeboocha

Scobie with about 8oz of starter, good for about 1/2 gallon. As you can see from the photos, this made some wonderful Surgeboocha. I don't believe in putting chemicals in my body, so this makes it more sustainable.



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marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26256 on: June 28, 2019, 12:20:57 PM »
I'm willing to pay any amount of money to have a video of Glen drinking a jar of Surgeboocha.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26257 on: June 28, 2019, 12:27:02 PM »
they should roast Enzom21

Literally?  At least then he'd have dark skin.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26258 on: June 28, 2019, 12:29:17 PM »
they should roast Enzom21

Literally?  At least then he'd have dark skin.

 :yikes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26260 on: June 28, 2019, 12:44:54 PM »
I can see why the actual percentages of lgbtq people are surprising era when 257% of the posts a day are about it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26261 on: June 28, 2019, 12:54:48 PM »
Roasts are shitty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26262 on: June 28, 2019, 01:17:41 PM »
spoiler (click to show/hide)
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26263 on: June 28, 2019, 01:37:56 PM »

EightBitNate

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26264 on: June 28, 2019, 01:38:24 PM »

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26265 on: June 28, 2019, 01:39:13 PM »
Men are trash
Women are dumpsters

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26266 on: June 28, 2019, 01:56:23 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26267 on: June 28, 2019, 02:05:24 PM »
Racist White man winning.  :rejoice

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26268 on: June 28, 2019, 02:12:22 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bbc-had-a-recent-interview-with-dalai-lama-and-while-it-had-good-moments-it-was-terrible-at-the-same-time.126188/post-22308319

#CANCEL THE DALAI LAMA YOU COWARDS

Most surprising part of the interview was the Dalaï Lama shouting in bold, big font red text that unlimited immigration on a limited planet doesn't make sense !
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26269 on: June 28, 2019, 02:15:38 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bbc-had-a-recent-interview-with-dalai-lama-and-while-it-had-good-moments-it-was-terrible-at-the-same-time.126188/post-22308319

#CANCEL THE DALAI LAMA YOU COWARDS

Most surprising part of the interview was the Dalaï Lama shouting in bold, big font red text that unlimited immigration on a limited planet doesn't make sense !

That and his dad killed some dude with a helicopter.

I never thought he was funny, I always knew there was something up with him.

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26270 on: June 28, 2019, 02:18:27 PM »
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I don't know why this guy is a big deal? Does he have magical powers?

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(e.g. he was joking about the female dalai lama, it's his kind of humor, something you would know if you actually listened to his previous interviews - he is very straight forward and 'friendly' with his interviewers and some people find that shocking).

It's not a great joke to make though.

And he didn't even direct Guardians of the Galaxy !
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26271 on: June 28, 2019, 02:22:39 PM »
more like Dalai Lamer amirite?

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26272 on: June 28, 2019, 02:22:47 PM »
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I feel some of his comments are likely influenced by the intentional migration of ethnic Han Chinese to Tibet in order to eradicate/minimize native Tibetan culture. I don't exactly blame him for having that viewpoint, but he probably doesn't understand the difference between forced migration and "forced" migration

:snob

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26273 on: June 28, 2019, 02:23:05 PM »
more like Dalai Lamer amirite?

inflammatory ableist rhetoric :wag

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26275 on: June 28, 2019, 02:27:43 PM »
You know, I'm coming to the conclusion that some of these era fellows are real jerks

HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26276 on: June 28, 2019, 02:28:07 PM »
Finally someone is going after the Dalai Lama and his dad humor!

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26277 on: June 28, 2019, 02:29:47 PM »
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At this point, interviewing anyone over 80 years old need to come with a disclaimer that you may end up hearing an old man ramble and contradict himself.

Think, not act.

There's a bunch of 80 years old I'd would listen all day everyday over the opinions of any Resetters.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bbc-had-a-recent-interview-with-dalai-lama-and-while-it-had-good-moments-it-was-terrible-at-the-same-time.126188/#post-22310439
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #26279 on: June 28, 2019, 02:32:04 PM »
Almost 10 pages today.

wtf guys.