River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Momo]

here's your chance to do your dance at the area 51 jam

[benjipwns]

 

[Momo]

furries come
bitches leave
furries leave
bitches come

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[BIONIC]

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This woman is gorgeous.

[Momo]

still would 

[BIONIC]

still would 

I’d fuck just about anything with a hole in it at this point

[thetylerrob]

Lola bunny is pretty fuckable as far as cartoon characters go yeah. Wear a glove tho.

[BIONIC]

still would 

I’d fuck just about anything with a hole in it at this point

To clarify, they have to be within certain limits in terms of hips/cranium size, and IQ levels.

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[Ghoul]

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This woman is gorgeous.

 

[Momo]

still would 

I’d fuck just about anything with a hole in it at this point

[SmokyDave]

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This woman is gorgeous.

sorry but those tweets make her nothing but repulsive to me.

[Ghoul]

WokeyDave strikes back, are you the Reset mole? 

 

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Top of the page Zhu for you.

[VomKriege]

You probably bitch about me on a Discord.

[Transhuman]

WokeyDave strikes back, are you the Reset mole? 

I don't think not wanting to fuck some trashy racist loon makes Dave "woke".

[VomKriege]

WokeyDave strikes back, are you the Reset mole? 

I don't think not wanting to fuck some trashy racist loon makes Dave "woke".

We're all in deep REM sleep here.

[nudemacusers]

WokeyDave strikes back, are you the Reset mole? 

I don't think not wanting to fuck some trashy racist loon makes Dave "woke".

Dave out here pretending like the lack of DD breasts aren’t the deciding factor 

[BIONIC]

Further evidence that Trashuman doesn’t know what joke is.

[HardcoreRetro]

WokeyDave strikes back, are you the Reset mole? 

I don't think not wanting to fuck some trashy racist loon makes Dave "woke".

[D3RANG3D]

sharp knees/10

[BisMarckie]

still would 

I’d fuck just about anything with a hole in it at this point

That‘s what you get for choosing Yukiko over Chie or Rise.

[HardcoreRetro]

I like how she looks like Shota with the femme filter.

[D3RANG3D]

[SmokyDave]

Ah man, I was just quoting a reset poster!

My real wokeydave take would be that this poster:

"Then you will be happy in Thailand. She is average over there. Nothing gorgeous about her."

Needs to shut the fuck up. She's Chinese born American.

I don't think not wanting to fuck some trashy racist loon makes Dave "woke".

Dude I've been 'woke' longer than the average reset poster has been alive. In the old sense though, where you're aware of and empathetic toward injustice, but don't go on antagonistic and impotent crusades about it.

[nudemacusers]

I like how she looks like Shota with the femme filter.

Shestas cuter tho

[Ghoul]

Yeah but in Thailand you think you're doing a zhu, but then you realize it's a Yanvi

[Transhuman]

Take it as a moral position if you want, but racists make me flaccid and there's nothing I can do about it.

Hatefucking aint my thing

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-22962691

That person has takes alright :

There is *no* reason a person can’t find someone their own age for a relationship unless the intent is to exploit and control, deep down.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-23011574

[VomKriege]

More ages.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-charges-for-texas-teacher-who-filmed-porn-in-classroom.130731/post-23019220

Old AS FUCK.

[BIONIC]

still would 

I’d fuck just about anything with a hole in it at this point

That‘s what you get for choosing Yukiko over Chie or Rise.

Yuki-chan is so pure though

[Ghoul]

Shugga: https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-charges-for-texas-teacher-who-filmed-porn-in-classroom.130731/page-4#post-23019230

ITT people who don't see women outside of porn

 

[benjipwns]

That person has takes alright :

There is *no* reason a person can’t find someone their own age for a relationship unless the intent is to exploit and control, deep down.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-23011574

dat whole post:

Dating anyone “young” (by my definition of under 25) is an exploit of intelligence, experience and financial/socioeconomic power structure. I consider anyone doing it problematic. That’s all I can say.

There is *no* reason a person can’t find someone their own age for a relationship unless the intent is to exploit and control, deep down.

Some agree, some don’t, but that’s my view. I know a person that dated a mentally challenged 32-year-old for the sole purpose of sex. “But she’s of age so it’s legal!!!” is a terrible line of thinking but you see it everywhere. That’s how I feel about anyone dating someone younger than them crossing the age 25 barrier, assuming both parties are of sound mind.

[benjipwns]

I once knew some girl who was like 18 who thought she was hot shit dating some fucking 58 year old who was telling her he was planning on divorcing his wife but both the guy and his wife’s Facebook statuses clearly hinted otherwise. I was like 21 and proceeded to pity date her in agreement that she never speak to that pedophile again but even though 21 and 18 isn’t a huge gap it still made me feel slimy and detestable and then just dealing with the drama of an 18 year old really makes you question your own sanity and also really makes me wonder how pathetic you have to be to somehow prefer taking advantage of someone like that which is what most guys dating someone that young are doing as opposed to dating someone actually mature and having a real relationship.

what

[BIONIC]

I once knew some girl who was like 18 who thought she was hot shit dating some fucking 58 year old who was telling her he was planning on divorcing his wife but both the guy and his wife’s Facebook statuses clearly hinted otherwise. I was like 21 and proceeded to pity date her in agreement that she never speak to that pedophile again but even though 21 and 18 isn’t a huge gap it still made me feel slimy and detestable and then just dealing with the drama of an 18 year old really makes you question your own sanity and also really makes me wonder how pathetic you have to be to somehow prefer taking advantage of someone like that which is what most guys dating someone that young are doing as opposed to dating someone actually mature and having a real relationship.

what

[Ghoul]

 I stole an 18 year old from a 52 year old, I'm such a good guy

[VomKriege]

Its good to be cautious of grooming because that stuff happens ALL THE TIME

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-22960649

[nudemacusers]

I once knew some girl who was like 18 who thought she was hot shit dating some fucking 58 year old who was telling her he was planning on divorcing his wife but both the guy and his wife’s Facebook statuses clearly hinted otherwise. I was like 21 and proceeded to pity date her in agreement that she never speak to that pedophile again but even though 21 and 18 isn’t a huge gap it still made me feel slimy and detestable and then just dealing with the drama of an 18 year old really makes you question your own sanity and also really makes me wonder how pathetic you have to be to somehow prefer taking advantage of someone like that which is what most guys dating someone that young are doing as opposed to dating someone actually mature and having a real relationship.

what

Don’t know what’s weird about it, I frequently date 16 year olds to protect them from pedophiles.

[SmokyDave]

Take it as a moral position if you want, but racists make me flaccid and there's nothing I can do about it.

Hatefucking aint my thing

I'd like to say the same, but my dick does not discriminate. I'd fuck Rosemary West if she looked like Zhu. I'd be ashamed of the little fella, but hungry dogs gon' hunt.

[Transhuman]

I once knew some girl who was like 18 who thought she was hot shit dating some fucking 58 year old who was telling her he was planning on divorcing his wife but both the guy and his wife’s Facebook statuses clearly hinted otherwise. I was like 21 and proceeded to pity date her in agreement that she never speak to that pedophile again but even though 21 and 18 isn’t a huge gap it still made me feel slimy and detestable and then just dealing with the drama of an 18 year old really makes you question your own sanity and also really makes me wonder how pathetic you have to be to somehow prefer taking advantage of someone like that which is what most guys dating someone that young are doing as opposed to dating someone actually mature and having a real relationship.

what

Imagine going from dating George Clooney to some 21 year old guy who hates your guts.

[Ghoul]

Its good to be cautious of grooming because that stuff happens ALL THE TIME

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-22960649

these people never groom, I've seen the real picture month.

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/no-charges-for-texas-teacher-who-filmed-porn-in-classroom.130731/page-5#post-23019855

If no kid saw it during filming, I don't know why are you guys complaining. You are too liberal for the porn or something?

Press F, this guy is already dead.

[Transhuman]

I'd like to say the same, but my dick does not discriminate. I'd fuck Rosemary West if she looked like Zhu. I'd be ashamed of the little fella, but hungry dogs gon' hunt.

I wanna be angry but that'd be like being angry at an addict I suppose

[jorma]

amirox should have just told the cops he was 21 instead of the "many urges" line

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[Ghoul]

careful hobbes you sound like a journalist almost

Who is we and what is this cancel culture circle jerk in these threads? Good lord.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/videogamedunkey-the-hardest-mario-level-of-all-time.130826/#post-23014894

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I find his virtual blackface offensive

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-22962691

That person has takes alright :

There is *no* reason a person can’t find someone their own age for a relationship unless the intent is to exploit and control, deep down.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-it-with-people-freaking-out-overreacting-over-small-age-gaps-in-dating.130201/post-23011574

  

Everything is a power dynamic to these lunatics

Some agree, some don’t, but that’s my view. I know a person that dated a mentally challenged 32-year-old for the sole purpose of sex. “But she’s of age so it’s legal!!!” is a terrible line of thinking but you see it everywhere. That’s how I feel about anyone dating someone younger than them crossing the age 25 barrier, assuming both parties are of sound mind.

At least you got sex, man.

[Snoopycat_]

 "I know a person that dated a mentally challenged 32-year-old."

It's a bit of a stretch to call it dating. She helped him with his sippy cup then he crept up on her in the shower.

[nachobro]

This. I don't get why his vids deserve individual threads, and I find his virtual blackface offensive, but I'm not gonna stop y'all from consuming his content.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/videogamedunkey-the-hardest-mario-level-of-all-time.130826/post-23017768

  VIRTUAL BLACKFACE Y'ALL

[BisMarckie]

Wait, where? Because I've absolutely had people pile on me for alleged derailment (among other things) when I pointed out a TV show host's blatant body-shaming, and when a mod showed up they also chose to attack me.

Not 👏 a 👏 good 👏 look 👏 mods 👏 👏

[SmokyDave]

This. I don't get why his vids deserve individual threads, and I find his virtual blackface offensive, but I'm not gonna stop y'all from consuming his content.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/videogamedunkey-the-hardest-mario-level-of-all-time.130826/post-23017768

  VIRTUAL BLACKFACE Y'ALL

That's rich coming from an Ariana Grande fan.

[BisMarckie]

If other people being against racists, homophobes & bigots is that hard on your soul, KotakuInAction is always an option. This isn't just some "his voice is annoying" type of deal people are criticizing here, but people wanting to not promote toxic, hateful behaviour. Get a fucking grip. If all of your favorites are getting "cancelled", maybe that's a sign it's time for some introspection & more careful consideration of what kind of dipshits you follow on the Interwebz.

 

[marrec]

This. I don't get why his vids deserve individual threads, and I find his virtual blackface offensive, but I'm not gonna stop y'all from consuming his content.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/videogamedunkey-the-hardest-mario-level-of-all-time.130826/post-23017768

  VIRTUAL BLACKFACE Y'ALL

That's rich coming from an Ariana Grande fan.

My wife just found out she's white white and doesn't know how to feel about that.

[SmokyDave]

My wife just found out she's white white and doesn't know how to feel about that.

Ah dude, I've known your wife was white white for ages, I should've mentioned it to her. My bad.

[marrec]

My wife just found out she's white white and doesn't know how to feel about that.

Ah dude, I've known your wife was white white for ages, I should've mentioned it to her. My bad.

[Ghoul]

Dunkey openly laughs about how he expects people to think he's black, whilst being pretty white, even on podcasts and normally he speaks the same.


How on earth did digital black face become a thing? Wasn't that about gifs?

[Tasty]

This. I don't get why his vids deserve individual threads, and I find his virtual blackface offensive, but I'm not gonna stop y'all from consuming his content.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/videogamedunkey-the-hardest-mario-level-of-all-time.130826/post-23017768

  VIRTUAL BLACKFACE Y'ALL

That's rich coming from an Ariana Grande fan.

Fuck that dumbass bitch.

[Momo]

Twitch is banning people for calling out Alinity for throwing a cat clean over her head on livestream

[thetylerrob]

Cat's have non fatal terminal velocity; fuck em. Sorry Benji

[Joe Molotov]

Do the crips and bloods have a political reason for their actions?

Their presence brings destabilization of neighborhoods. No stable neighborhoods = no law enforcement or working government. No law enforcement = defacto anarchy.

They also engage in drug trafficking. Drug trafficking is also implied to be anti-law enforcement.

Benji claims to be serious about overthrowing the state, yet isn't even a member of the Crips or Bloods.