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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I only want the death penalty if it involves guillotines and fascsist heads rolling on the national mall.

 

oh, the good kind of state sponsored murder

[Uncle]

How do people like Tom Green get famous?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-like-tom-green-get-famous.131061/post-23051825

I was watching a review of "Freddie got Fingered" and even as a kid , I knew he was painfully unfunny....I can't comprehend how he was so famous...

I...uh...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

That was kinda the peak/end days of his rising fame too. It was the year before (2000) when he convinced all of Canada he was getting engaged to Monica Lewinsky and he ended his show after discovering testicular cancer.

[close]

I was watching a review of "Freddie got Fingered"

OP what have you done

I've never seen the movie "Freddy got fingered" (only the RLM re:View)

RLM has a great review of Freddie For Fingered. It convinced me that it was really a self aware masterpiece and a prank itself.

 

 

[BisMarckie]

I only want the death penalty if it involves guillotines and fascsist heads rolling on the national mall.

 

oh, the good kind of state sponsored murder

Is there a bad kind of state sponsored violence?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I only want the death penalty if it involves guillotines and fascsist heads rolling on the national mall.

 

oh, the good kind of state sponsored murder

Is there a bad kind of state sponsored violence?

yea, when its against 'us' not against 'them'. The morality or efficacy of the action itself doesn't weigh into the opinion. Obviously.

[BisMarckie]

Giving a serious answer to a shitpost. 

[Kara]

Bad violence: the guillotine meme
Who's to say if it's bad or not violence: Colonialism in the Americas
Good violence: basically every NATO thing

HTH!

[FunSlower]

what happened to the grown man mod Beef who still eats dino nuggets? banned? demodded?

[VomKriege]

what happened to the grown man mod Beef who still eats dino nuggets? banned? demodded?

Had some pretty insensitive comments about Youtuber Etika when the latter had his latest mental break (and before it became clear Etika killed himself). Was demodded, maybe had a short ban, put his Twitter on private for a couple of weeks, changed his name to Beef (IIRC) but otherwise has returned since.

[VomKriege]

Best part was a tweet about his demotion where he said he was free from the anxiety of his job.

[Drainage]

Budget Mom is going viral, she paid off $77k in debt in just 8 months with a few tricks and sacrifices. Reee users could lay off the tendies and Amibos and learn a thing or two.

[BIONIC]

Giving a serious answer to a shitpost. 

  GreatDerpEqualOfDerp

[BisMarckie]

Paying off debt is for suckers, just ride these low interest rates out and hope you die before they go back up again.

[Uncle]

what happened to the grown man mod Beef who still eats dino nuggets? banned? demodded?

Had some pretty insensitive comments about Youtuber Etika when the latter had his latest breakground (and before it became clear Etika killed himself). Was demodded, maybe had a short ban, put his Twitter on private for a couple of weeks, changed his name to Beef (IIRC) but otherwise has returned since.

then having learned his lesson about what happens when people are relentlessly bullied into killing themselves for their poor choices of words online, he immediately started justifying the bullying of a 14-year-old girl Smash Bros player

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/andy-signore-ex-screenjunkies-defends-himself-against-sexual-assault-accusations.131078/

Shout out to Bore reader Cantona222

Shockingly the #cancel squad (who deny they are the #cancel squad and that they never forgive anything) are all up in that topic all saying fuck that dude and fuck the evidence that he was falsely accused, #stillcancelled

Which is exactly how I expected them to respond. Sad.

[BisMarckie]

Why are you guys so concerned about low level sex-creeps being cancelled?

Because we are all aspiring low level sex creeps?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Budget Mom is going viral, she paid off $77k in debt in just 8 months with a few tricks and sacrifices. Reee users could lay off the tendies and Amibos and learn a thing or two.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Why are you guys so concerned about low level sex-creeps being #cancelled?

I mean I'm not gonna "cancel" someone over stuff like creeping on fans or cheating and it often gets exaggerated, but I also just don't give a fuck lol.   These neckbeards get a little bit of fame and start DM'ing every thottie that comments on their videos and it bites them in the ass.. I think it's kinda funny lol

Scummy as the dude might be - and plenty suggests he's plenty scummy - he's not a rapist, and to get treated like one off of one false accusation shouldn't be met with "okay, so he's not a rapist, but he's scummy so who gives a shit?".
Especially by the same folks who went in hard on calling him a rapist based on that one - seemingly provably unfounded - accusation.

[benjipwns]

Scummy as the dude might be - and plenty suggests he's plenty scummy - he's not a rapist

We don't know that.

These YouTubers are basically like corporations with unlimited big conservative money on a limited internet, they can afford their own PR, their own clean teams, etc.

[joeboy101]

So, another incident of Epic scalping...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mechwarrior-5-mercenaries-drops-steam-and-will-be-available-exclusively-on-egs-yes-please-read-staff-post.131121/unread

We all know that for the most part RE is fairly against EGS while the modship leans more towards them.

But for some juicy drama, Bunky the Journalist of Freedom decides to kick in:

Hell yeah.

Imagine cheering up that kind of shit.

Imagine being salty about where a game is available at.

And with that last one, we’re off to the races!

Dont reverse the charge. I'm not salty that the game is available on EGS. You're cheering that the game will be available only ONE place. That's the big difference.

So yeah, pretty petty trolling here.

It seems you dont understand the dislike, going by your first post in this thread.

... how is less consumer choice something to cheer about?

As a journalist, if after all this time since EGS' inception you still don't understand the difference in feature sets between EGS and Steam that actively impact the QoL user experience, then I feel you are being ignorant whether deliberately or otherwise.

considering how much time you spend on this site this sure seems like a piss take

 

[Uncle]

Why are you guys so concerned about low level sex-creeps being #cancelled?

I mean I'm not gonna "cancel" someone over stuff like creeping on fans or cheating and it often gets exaggerated, but I also just don't give a fuck lol.   These neckbeards get a little bit of fame and start DM'ing every thottie that comments on their videos and it bites them in the ass.. I think it's kinda funny lol

I could be misremembering this but didn't you once run a forum where people started making up stories about you and you eventually had to nuke all your own posts

like it might've even been a crazy girl claiming you did/sent inappropriate things to her, I forget

[NekoFever]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-for-straight-men-to-step-up-and-support-their-fellow-queer-gamers-see-staff-post.131008/

Is the OP being paid by the use of the word ‘content’?

[EightBitNate]

Why are you guys so concerned about low level sex-creeps being #cancelled?

I mean I'm not gonna "cancel" someone over stuff like creeping on fans or cheating and it often gets exaggerated, but I also just don't give a fuck lol.   These neckbeards get a little bit of fame and start DM'ing every thottie that comments on their videos and it bites them in the ass.. I think it's kinda funny lol

That’s sort of an awful thing to say.

There’s a very thick line between being a loser with no game and being a rapist. It’s sad that you’re ok with blurring it.

[joeboy101]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-for-straight-men-to-step-up-and-support-their-fellow-queer-gamers-see-staff-post.131008/

Is the OP being paid by the use of the word ‘content’?

It’s time for literate men to step up and support their illiterate OPs with thesauruses.

[nachobro]

what happened to the grown man mod Beef who still eats dino nuggets? banned? demodded?

he moved on from urging the bullying of minority youtubers to suicide. he's now urging the bullying of children to suicide.

[BisMarckie]

Yeah, sex creep accusations against riotous originated on the Bire.

[VomKriege]

The deepest cut :

What, or who, is evilore?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/andy-signore-ex-screenjunkies-defends-himself-against-sexual-assault-accusations.131078/post-23058046

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

But for some juicy drama, Bunky the Journalist of Freedom decides to kick in:

Hobbes loves freedom so much he's playing janitor on an invite only subreddit

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/name-a-more-iconic-duo-than-epic-games-store-and-read-staff-post.131133/

resetti almost managed to have a fun thread poking at their own over-sensitivity. can't have that so LOCKED

[Nabbis]

I really don't see why people give a shit if a game is sold on Steam or EGS. The battle for "muh freedom" was lost the moment these shitty stores came into existence anyway, now it's like whatever.

[who is ted danson?]

What happened to ProJared getting cancelled? Is he actually a pedo? Did anything actually come out of that shitstorm aside from his dick pic?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

He is not a consumer. He gets his games for free.

As a journalist, your bias is plain and shocking, and childishly tantamount to platform warring.

So screw the consumer? Aren't you supposed to understand the arguments of all sides of a story? Not blatantly ignore them?
How can you call yourself a journalist?

and hence the disconnect between games media and the actual gaming audience.

          is this actually about ethics in freelance games journalism?
               /

[marrec]

What happened to ProJared getting cancelled? Is he actually a pedo? Did anything actually come out of that shitstorm aside from his dick pic?

You know...

Really the answer to that question is, who?

Nobody knows who ProJared is, he was at his most famous during the apex of his controversy, and has since gone back to being a rather obscure internet personality. He can't be cancelled because no one gives a shit about what he's doing from one moment to the next.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I really don't see why people give a shit if a game is sold on Steam or EGS. The battle for "muh freedom" was lost the moment these shitty stores came into existence anyway, now it's like whatever.

EGS is a straight up objectively worse than steam purely on featureset, which means games only available on EGS end up actually lacking features that console versions have.
Meanwhile Epic are spending what must be millions of dollars on moneyhatting titles, not adding those features to EGS.

Like, this is actually crazy town

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/name-a-more-iconic-duo-than-epic-games-store-and-read-staff-post.131133/

resetti almost managed to have a fun thread poking at their own over-sensitivity. can't have that so LOCKED

[Nintex]

Actually, it doesn't require Steam but Steam VR or Oculus VR for the VR features.
It can be played without VR without Steam. 


PayPal me some of those CZINA reserve currency dollars epic-kun

[nachobro]

Something that I totally own and recognize coming into this thread is just how many times my thought process in all of this has been brought up by others and countered and just how many people are tired of it. It's clearly nothing new and my intent was good, but clearly my impact was not even close to that realm.

It's a learning experience.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mechwarrior-5-mercenaries-drops-steam-and-will-be-available-exclusively-on-egs-yes-please-read-staff-post.131121/post-23062859


yeah this seems like it was good intent

Hell yeah.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mechwarrior-5-mercenaries-drops-steam-and-will-be-available-exclusively-on-egs-yes-please-read-staff-post.131121/post-23058894

[Lonewulfeus]

Yeah, sex creep accusations against riotous originated on the Bire.

Ewan did it.

And now you post here?  What a cuck

[nachobro]

[D3RANG3D]

Brianna Wu forgot the biggest environmental issue of our day is space rocks. #cancelled

[VomKriege]

It's only fair Hobbes get roasted for it, people on ERA clowned on... Rowan Kaiser IIRC for basically saying he didn't really care for the storefront wars.

AFAIK Valve has never paid anybody for exclusivity. You should know better, Mr. "Freelance Games Journalist".

Once you vilify, you just can't stop.

[nachobro]

AFAIK Valve has never paid anybody for exclusivity. You should know better, Mr. "Freelance Games Journalist".

 

[Lonewulfeus]

I have never got a live person in Ted Cruz’s office and the voice mailbox is always full. But I still call him.

Yes call your senator about house of representative issues breh. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

The funniest part is that era think hobbes is a Games Journalist, not some dude who posted on a no-name blog once and then left

[jorma]

The funniest part is that era think hobbes is a Games Journalist, not some dude who posted on a no-name blog once and then left

he got fired from his non paying gig, more like 

I'm sure there was a tweet from one of the owners of that blog, ethering hobbes.

[VomKriege]

Its just a matter of time until people collapses under their heavy crunch situation.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/naughty-dog-crunch-culture-examined.131067/post-23053503

[VomKriege]

Yeah, sex creep accusations against riotous originated on the Bire.

Ewan did it.

And now you post here?  What a giant dad

Why are you so mean?

[Lonewulfeus]

Yeah, sex creep accusations against riotous originated on the Bire.

Ewan did it.

And now you post here?  What a giant dad

Why are you so mean?

 

[blame space]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-over-3-years-and-more-than-15k-im-essentially-done-with-fire-emblem-heroes.131128/

After over 3 years and more than $15k, I'm essentially done with Fire Emblem Heroes

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-over-3-years-and-more-than-15k-im-essentially-done-with-fire-emblem-heroes.131128/

After over 3 years and more than $15k, I'm essentially done with Fire Emblem Heroes

 

 
I'm not the most eagle eyed with personal finances but Holy Virgin Mary Mother of God...
He could have bought a lot of Star Citizen ships with that money.

[Boredfrom]

What happened to ProJared getting cancelled? Is he actually a pedo? Did anything actually come out of that shitstorm aside from his dick pic?

He has disappeared and has no uploaded anything on his main and let’s play channels.

[VomKriege]

What happened to ProJared getting cancelled? Is he actually a pedo? Did anything actually come out of that shitstorm aside from his dick pic?

He has disappeared and has no uploaded anything on his main and let’s play channels.

Probably the smartest move, if you can afford it.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-over-3-years-and-more-than-15k-im-essentially-done-with-fire-emblem-heroes.131128/

After over 3 years and more than $15k, I'm essentially done with Fire Emblem Heroes

 

Of all waifu games, he choose to spend money in the one with the worst gatcha mechanics.

[Kara]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/us-federal-government-to-resume-death-penalty-after-nearly-2-decade-hiatus.1494568/post-254951179

I'm torn though because child killers deserve the worst punishment possible.

No, not the worst. Just slightly worse than the last execution. By the time we work ourselves up to skinning them alive, perhaps people will fear 'slightly worse'.

 

[blame space]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/wife-hits-husband-on-plane-with-laptop-video-shows.1494547/post-254951758

See what happens when we stop beating up women? Let this be a lesson.

cool message board

[VomKriege]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/wife-hits-husband-on-plane-with-laptop-video-shows.1494547/post-254951758

See what happens when we stop beating up women? Let this be a lesson.

cool message board

I fucking hate women that scream. Why the fuck do THEY scream when they aren't getting hit? Calm the fuck down

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-over-3-years-and-more-than-15k-im-essentially-done-with-fire-emblem-heroes.131128/

After over 3 years and more than $15k, I'm essentially done with Fire Emblem Heroes

 

He'll be back.

[nachobro]

The Pokemon one is out soon tho. He's gotta save up to pay for that

[railGUN]

No it wasn't it hasn't been blacks since 1965. t was women after 1965, they tried to pull gays around the same time but failed, especially when the pedos/nambla jumped on board, and moved it to illegals, it's been illegal and women up till the last 15-16 years when it's been gays and cheeseburgers (and illegals) (and refugees)

Nothing is forcing a man to shove one up another man, or forcing them to act weird and have weird fetish marches instead of normal marches, or using media to force feed it down children throats, or have them crawl on their genitals.

Also its already established it's not biological through twins and other mimick studies, environment is likely a factor. Likely the chemicals in the food and shots as well. You don't go from a gay identification of 2% to 45% with tenfold increases in population in only 10 years if it was biological.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/st-pete-fl-gop-black-candidate-the-lgbtq-community-thrives-at-the-expense-of-black-residents-squad-should-go-back-to-their-countries.1494262/post-254937592

Not sure how I missed this thread but, I uh... well... um...

[Snoopycat_]

Democrats are sooooo racist

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/bette-midler-%E2%80%9Cblackground%E2%80%9D-at-trump-rally.1494580/#post-254951443


 

[james]

Shower elf should kill himself tbh