River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[HaughtyFrank]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

 

[Coffee Dog]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

I do hate that fucking ban, it's a half decent joke reply and what is inappropriate about it? She wasn't coerced. She just consensually blew her boyfriend onscreen. It's just a joke that references the existence of oral sex.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

Nice... hey it made me laugh.

[clothedmacuser]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

I do hate that fucking ban, it's a half decent joke reply and what is inappropriate about it? She wasn't coerced. She just consensually blew her boyfriend onscreen. It's just a joke that references the existence of oral sex.

no.  She was self-slutting.  Like that girl at E3 who was self-asianing.




It's disgusting what men force these women to do

[clothedmacuser]

That Sarah Silverman thread

omg
 I can't wait to see this

[nachobro]

Is anyone curating a list of Resetera canceled celebrities? I guess we're adding Sarah Silverman to the list, but it would be good to know who not to like so I don't inadvertently get banned.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23547804

well now that you mention it

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548085

cancel culture doesn’t exist.

lol. everything that is bad about the things this forum loves doesn't exist.

"The Alt-left doesn't exist"
"Outrage culture doesn't exist"
"SJW's don't exist"
etc.

Saying something doesn't exist doesn't suddenly make it so, you dorks.

[VomKriege]

I’m ok with canceling Sarah Silverman over this shit. If we don’t hold ourselves to high standards the Right will be have more credence when they screech “persecution”

 

[VomKriege]

Wait, you can get banned for liking someone some folks on here decided to 'cancel'?

The fuck? You're joking right?

As surprising as a finger in the ass !

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548099

This thread is an embarrassment.

Just this thread?

[clothedmacuser]

Era: Cancel culture doesn't exist.  It's an invention of the alt-right

Same thread

Era: I'm canceling her now

 

[Boredfrom]

L Thammy, a unfunny asshat, speaks:

I don't really have an opinion one way or another on modern Silverman. What I think is weird thought is... the job of comedians is to get a certain reaction from us. If we like that they make us laugh, we keep following them and giving them money. If we like that they make us think, we keep following them and giving them money. Their success depends on understanding how the audience reactions to different things and building the desired reaction based on that. If they're good at doing that we declare them to be a good comedian.

So, then, if a comedian makes a joke it results in them getting deemed as a racist, I don't why comedy suddenly distances them from their reaction. Isn't that just them failing at comedy? They wanted people to laugh and see them as insightful, but they ended up getting this other response instead. Doesn't that just mean that they failed to understand how people react properly?

[VomKriege]

So you're allowed to change but they're not?

Saw this coming a mile off
People don’t choose what they find funny
Comedians with their own shows DO choose what jokes they tell and which sketches the run

That's a pretty bold statement, especially on ERA.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548371

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548040

Oh astro

Everytime I see "astro" I think it's astrolad, and I'm disappointed there wasn't a good witty troll linked.

[Potato]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

It's funny that a forum that permanently bans people by the thousands doesn't believe cancel culture exists.

Particularly because even discussing one of the banned celebrities is enough to cop a ban...and don't even consider discussing the moderation cancelling users, that will get you banned too.

[stufte]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

RedMercury spends a LOT of time creating threads and seeding the idea that the bad things they do aren't actually real.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548232

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-only-apologizing-because-you-got-caught.130315/post-22953138
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-admit-outrage-culture-is-an-anti-progressive-dog-whistle.101958/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-talk-about-the-mostly-false-idea-of-purity-tests.111689/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bari-weiss-bemoans-woke-orthodoxy-on-real-time.28622/page-3#post-5420420
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-rock-ricky-gervais-and-louis-ck-casually-using-the-n-word-seinfield-abstains-clip-from-2011.88923/post-16236185
https://www.resetera.com/threads/forever-21-got-roasted-for-featuring-a-white-model-in-a-%E2%80%9Cwakanda-forever%E2%80%9D-black-panther-sweater.88248/post-16138721
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-everyday-sexism-i-face-as-a-stay-at-home-dad-matthew-jenkin-father-explains.55508/post-10412757


RedMercury is REE's propaganda minister. 

[VomKriege]

She really was emblematic of that whole super-problematic "post-comedy" movement

Super-problematic ! 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23549015

[VomKriege]

Deplatforming works ! Not that we would know because we've never deplatformed anyone actually.

[Propagandhim]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

(Image removed from quote.)

RedMercury spends a LOT of time creating threads and seeding the idea that the bad things they do aren't actually real.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548232

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-only-apologizing-because-you-got-caught.130315/post-22953138
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-admit-outrage-culture-is-an-anti-progressive-dog-whistle.101958/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-talk-about-the-mostly-false-idea-of-purity-tests.111689/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bari-weiss-bemoans-woke-orthodoxy-on-real-time.28622/page-3#post-5420420
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-rock-ricky-gervais-and-louis-ck-casually-using-the-n-word-seinfield-abstains-clip-from-2011.88923/post-16236185
https://www.resetera.com/threads/forever-21-got-roasted-for-featuring-a-white-model-in-a-%E2%80%9Cwakanda-forever%E2%80%9D-black-panther-sweater.88248/post-16138721
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-everyday-sexism-i-face-as-a-stay-at-home-dad-matthew-jenkin-father-explains.55508/post-10412757


RedMercury is REE's propaganda minister. 

You missed the best ones in the Smollett thread.

"It was impossible to know beforehand that he was bullshitting everyone - only a racist would have thought he was lying about the attack."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-new-evidence-suggests-jussie-smollett-orchestrated-attack-check-threadmarks-staff-posts-update-now-a-suspect.100144/page-6#post-17995059

When people have an issue with the rules or moderation decisions they are asked to send it via PM.

Nice try.

They weren't banned because they were wrong or right, they were banned for victim blaming when all we knew was Jussie had been attacked. Maybe not the best hill to die on.

Victim blaming is victim blaming. At that point (and even up to now) there was still a lot up in the air and it was wrong of people to cast doubt. That's all there is to it.

Victim blaming has always been against the rules/not tolerated here though.

[nudemacusers]

Thread is now at the “alt right adjacent infestation” accusation stage; which is funny since there aren’t any alt righters, just virulent centrist pedophiles.

[nudemacusers]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

[stufte]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Okay, I watched that skit because someone linked it in that topic.

That blackface reveal is fucking hilarious
So is the follow-up where the old man tells her she's going to bell and she makes a comment about how cruel white people are.

How the fuck are people in that topic missing the joke that badly?

[Joe Molotov]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

[stufte]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

It's their catch and release program. Otherwise the VIP members would have no one to report.

[Uncle]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

It's their catch and release program. Otherwise the VIP members would have no one to report.

if every ban they've made so far was a perm the whole forum would just be the bct, the kree, and redmercury going

[Cauliflower Of Love]

merc is too smart for the mods and era.



Let's dispel with this fiction that red merc doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing

This notion that red merc doesn't know what he's doing is just not true. He knows exactly what he's doing.

I think anyone who believes that red merc isn't doing what he's doing on purpose doesn't understand what we're dealing with here. Okay?

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mm more dunks

[Boredfrom]

Chinese Bots at it again

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz w

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz wan shan instead if a completely different city. I feel like when China is preparing to do something they’ll move way closer to downtown.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/massive-chinese-armored-police-convoy-mobilizing-towards-hong-kong-beijing-based-military-expert-says-its-only-for-drills.134513/page-2#post-23550718

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz wan shan instead if a completely different city. I feel like when China is preparing to do something they’ll move way closer to downtown

https://www.resetera.com/threads/massive-chinese-armored-police-convoy-mobilizing-towards-hong-kong-beijing-based-military-expert-says-its-only-for-drills.134513/page-2#post-23550752

[Nintex]

Those protesters are about to taste Chinese Justice. For real though good luck to them, I'm guessing China will have no qualms about crushing them.

This gentleman sounds really devastated that China is about to roll tanks over protesters.

Anyway, they can try and see how that works out for them in the age of social media.
Even Russia is having a hard time with their crackdown in Moscow now demanding Google to censor and delete footage of the protests.

[Boredfrom]

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/tea_moths/status/1160961862084780034

Never assume.

[Tasty]

Thread is now at the “alt right adjacent infestation” accusation stage; which is funny since there aren’t any alt righters, just virulent

centrist pedophiles.

Resetera:

[shosta]

Tripon, I'm worried about you. You're getting so good at finding this shit that I'm worried your frontal lobe is going to completely melt, just like the late benjipwns.

[Snoopycat_]

Meanwhile in the land of the blind

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-this-who-you%E2%80%99ve-always-been-or-merely-what-you%E2%80%99ve-become.1497175/

[bork]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161023148784906241
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161024833699737600
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161025903305977858
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161039456654090240

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161042934575144961

[close]

[Tripon]

Tripon, I'm worried about you. You're getting so good at finding this shit that I'm worried your frontal lobe is going to completely melt, just like the late benjipwns.

I just went back to work since summer vacation is mostly over. I'll have way less time finding crazy shit and just dealing with my work schedule full time soon enough.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

... well I'm out. At least I got food for later.

was he referring to hisself in third person?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So two seperate mods in that sarah silverman topic are saying blackface in always sunny is fine, because The Gang are horrible people and you're meant to be laughing at them...

The other was legit horrible people being extra horrible.

The cast of Always Sunny are horrible god awful people. You're generally laughing at The Gang rather than with them but some people simply don't like black comedy.

but if you watch this clip...


where the sarah silverman character:
 - is turned away from the club, and immediately declares that its because its a hate crime, not because shes not a member
 - instantly starts playing oppression olympics with a stranger
 - gets called out by passerbys as a fucking horrible person, and calls them racist, because she thinks they're viewing her as an actual black person, (and they're obviously not) not judging her on her actual shitty behaviour

and I'm wondering.. do they... do they NOT think that those are the actions of a horrible person, and that the jokes on her?

Because... that actually explains a fucking whole bunch of era moderation policies

[Don Rumata]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

On r/thatHappened?

[Straight Edge]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-this-who-you%E2%80%99ve-always-been-or-merely-what-you%E2%80%99ve-become.1497175/post-255093196

Blame Space to the rescue!

[Propagandhim]

careful blame space, he has your email address and IP.  You don't know what a man with no morales will do.

[thetylerrob]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161023148784906241
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161024833699737600
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161025903305977858
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161039456654090240

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161042934575144961

[close]

This was a really great all text webcomic that absolutely didn't happen.

[Great Rumbler]

Excuse me, but are you suggesting that Twitter user D-Piddy would make up a story like that just for Likes and Retweets???

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bernie-sanders-attacks-washinton-post-bezos-and-amazon-just-like-donald-trump-does.134537/

Is it 2016 again

[Leadbelly]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

I reckon the OP was the one that reported it.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493289

What the hell that's gross

 

[shosta]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

Resetera.com is the only place on the internet where the average age is 35 but no one is allowed to talk about any adult subjects.

[bork]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161023148784906241
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161024833699737600
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161025903305977858
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161039456654090240

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161042934575144961

[close]

This was a really great all text webcomic that absolutely didn't happen.

You must be very fortunate to have not had run-ins with super-weebs and neckbeards.   

[Transhuman]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

Resetera.com is the only place on the internet where the average age is 35 but no one is allowed to talk about any adult subjects.

It's weird how they are sex-positive, unless it's from a man

[clothedmacuser]

This thread seems to have devolved into metacommentary on whether users should forgive Silverman for her blackface sketch or not. As such, the thread is locked.

haha, cowards.  If you were to cancel Silverman for her blackface you would have to cancel everyone.  Always sunny, The State, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, 30 Rock, MCU, everyone on SNL.  The amount of comedians who did blackface in the 90's and 2000's, is astounding.  But a women jew does it and suddenly it's and issue. 

She doesn't even support Israel. 

But the point is if you cancelled everyone who did blackface in the past 20 years you would "optics" as a uptight loser.  And nobody on Era is like that so they have to pretend that all the other times blackface is done it's "funny," it's just this one time it's problematic even if they haven't seen it.

[clothedmacuser]

Wait, what sunny did wasn't blackface. Unless you're referring to a different instance than the episode I'm thinking of.

Imagine the morals and balls you must lack to act upset about blackface only when it's from a person you don't like and say it's fine otherwise.

The most disgusting act one can commit is fine as long as it's done by one of your ingroup.  That is fucking low.  Even for a Era person.



Edit:  Forgot to post this earlier

[Transhuman]

The most important part is what movie was it? As far as i'm concerned whatever person or studio made that decision should have to stand by it publicly.

[Momo]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161023148784906241
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161024833699737600
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161025903305977858
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161039456654090240

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161042934575144961

[close]

 

This was a really great all text webcomic that absolutely didn't happen.

You must be very fortunate to have not had run-ins with super-weebs and neckbeards.   

[Bore Expert]

Era hasn’t been funny since the Jussie hate crime and the Last Jedi threads. Blame space is the most washed up Gaf celeb of them all.

 

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-a-guinness-world-record-for-person-with-literally-tightest-ass-bc-ill-win-it.134544/

 
This is the ultimate troll and I applaud it.

[Momo]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-a-guinness-world-record-for-person-with-literally-tightest-ass-bc-ill-win-it.134544/

 
This is the ultimate troll and I applaud it.

You aint fooling no one Fredo 

[VomKriege]

Is it ever? The entire 90s/00s being filled with media that all said "Both sides have a point/are wrong!" is partly the reason why we are in the current political climate.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-we-should-definitely-read-the-script-for-damon-lindelofs-now-canceled-the-hunt-right.134164/post-23521770

[VomKriege]

Watching the trailer after reading the script, this shit is hilarious. Its obviously a hokey B movie, and it has a lot of my favorite actors, but damn this is just not the political climate to be releasing some both sides bullshit like this.

It's never the "right political climate", you sweet summer child.

[VomKriege]

Also if I'm following it all correctly.

Traditional videogame narratives : Gateway Gamergate power fantasies feeding toxic white cis males into precious snowflakes with a superiority complex and ultimately mass shooters.

Moral ambiguity in fiction : Helped Trump get elected fostering white cis males into ultimately becoming mass shooters.

Satire : Might be misunderstood, taken the wrong way and be inspirational to white cis males into ultimately becoming mass shooters.

 

[Snoopycat_]

A Gaf novelist somehow manages to completely miss the point of a 4 sentence tweet

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/mike-bithell-games-are-art-but-dont-critique-them-lets-rant.1497163/