River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

tfw when you agree with stinkles

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

"Don't particularly want to see poorly paid and trained staff lose their jobs over an extremely minor customer service fuck up" = "Bootlicker"

 

[BisMarckie]

Stop fighting, you can both suck me off tonight.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Give someone a badge and yeah you'll excuse their behavior.

"Wait, she didn't know you aren't supposed to call people ugly at work?   Must be the lack of training."

If a burger flipper at McDonalds wrote "You ugly!" on a receipt and laughed about it I wouldn;t want them fired either 

Seems like you're the one with some kind of issue with authority figures

[nachobro]

It's too bad the TSA is a complete waste of money, totally ineffective, and obnoxious because it's a good paying job with benefits for low skill workers.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Yes I have Daddy issues.

just another victim of the green river killer 

[EightBitNate]

It's too bad the TSA is a complete waste of money, totally ineffective, and obnoxious because it's a good paying job with benefits for low skill workers.

Yeah I couldn’t tell you how many bombs I’ve snuck onto planes without anyone noticing a thing.

[HaughtyFrank]

What would they even do if they found a bomb?

Like is the idea that it's not so bad if someone blows up a TSA checkpoint instead of a plane?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

TSA is a placebo.
Unless you really believe the biggest terrorist threat is internal to the US, because - I'd say most, but honestly don't have the statistics - a lot of other countries don't have anywhere close to the number of hoops the TSA make passengers jump through for flights headed to the US

[Coffee Dog]

What would they even do if they found a bomb?

Like is the idea that it's not so bad if someone blows up a TSA checkpoint instead of a plane?

I'm not a demolitions expert, but I'd imagine it's a much bigger pain in the ass to deal with a plane falling out of the sky wherever than an explosive at a security checkpoint.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I wonder if this will be commented on Kotaku Splitscreen?

as soon as they get back from christmas vacation

[railGUN]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/message-board-velocity-is-the-most-important-feature.135007/post-23690050

Hi everyone ! I just got banned from the neogaf. And I am doing something that will probably interest others if they live within the EU.

I filed a GDPR Erasure request and sent it straight to their lawyer. I don't want evilore to have any of my data or posts. I'm sure there are other users who feel the same way. If more of us do this. The lawyer responsible for neogaf LLC will probably take it more seriously. And we can all just delete our accounts(If your are within the EU it is a right.) He may also continue to also accept request from people out of the EU, as than the precedence is set.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Fuck porn and porn addicts

Always the anime avatars that say weird shit.

What the fuck lol the porn industry is bad and exploitative for vulnerable women, there are many,many examples of how bad it is and how porn addicts do shit like forcing their gf to copy shit from porn. Why the fuck this is "weird shit"? Why it is controversial?
I rather have an anime avatar than be a pornsick man who is super defensive about porn, really shows when men truly care about what women has to say.

.....how old are you?

Irrelevant

Okay, this is getting spicy now, thanks andrea dworkin

[Propagandhim]

Imagine suing NeoGAF and finding out you spent more on the lawyer than you could ever get from the site

[EightBitNate]

Fuck porn and porn addicts

Always the anime avatars that say weird shit.

What the fuck lol the porn industry is bad and exploitative for vulnerable women, there are many,many examples of how bad it is and how porn addicts do shit like forcing their gf to copy shit from porn. Why the fuck this is "weird shit"? Why it is controversial?
I rather have an anime avatar than be a pornsick man who is super defensive about porn, really shows when men truly care about what women has to say.

.....how old are you?

Irrelevant

Okay, this is getting spicy now, thanks andrea dworkin

I feel personally attacked

[thetylerrob]

Seems like a weird line to draw when the same community constantly tries to cancel entire game companies for shit they say on twitter.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-last-two-years-of-star-wars-fandom-perfectly-explained-in-one-video.135445/post-23696967

The Other Forever War (Besides Clinton Losing 2016).

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-last-two-years-of-star-wars-fandom-perfectly-explained-in-one-video.135445/post-23696967

The Other Forever War (Besides Clinton Losing 2016).

dismissal of ghostbusters 2016

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I laughed at a sexual harassment training video at work once because the acting was just abysmal.

It's not so funny when your incel supervisor is arranging shifts so that only you and they are working together and blocking your exit from the store room

[Nintex]

Maybe we should start looking for the one poorly paid racist Chinese or Polish CG artist who worked on the film in order to destroy the last thing they like. 

[nachobro]

Which is why some of us are a bit leery of some videogame journalists. I get what BronsonLee said earlier, but at the same time I see the tone of few gaming sites I visit. My eyes work just fine.

Weren't those guys supporting EGS because they are friend to the devs? Oh wait, I get it, their devs not others. Like how he shilled Valve employees getting a vacation period are "lazy" instead of simply having good working conditions.

He writes about crunch in the industry then mocks another company for treating their employees well.

He is all for developers making more cash but then accuses a developer of cynically documenting their experience with Epic as some sort of sales tactic.

Seems rather flip-floppy to me.

Imagine accusing the game developer of cynicism in response to... Epic seeing a game a couple of weeks away from release on Steam and trying to bribe it away.

It's really odd why journos pick the store with its anti consumer scummy methods. Why aren't they covering how bad EGS behaviour is?

Capitalist bootlickers? Ends justify the means?

I really don't know. Everyone they're forced to argue their reasons, they're utterly specious.

Am to understand that Epic ONLY allows indies on it's store, IF they sign an exclusivity agreement, regardless if they take money from Epic or not?
Because that is something people should look into ( jschreier ).

He doesn’t give a shit. He’s already made his mind on this whole mess

https://www.resetera.com/threads/darq-dev-why-i-turned-down-exclusivity-deal-from-the-epic-store.135529/page-13

love affair with jason schreier: ended

all these dudes: banned probably

[OnlyRegret]

Fuck porn and porn addicts

Always the anime avatars that say weird shit.

What the fuck lol the porn industry is bad and exploitative for vulnerable women, there are many,many examples of how bad it is and how porn addicts do shit like forcing their gf to copy shit from porn. Why the fuck this is "weird shit"? Why it is controversial?
I rather have an anime avatar than be a pornsick man who is super defensive about porn, really shows when men truly care about what women has to say.

.....how old are you?

Irrelevant

Okay, this is getting spicy now, thanks andrea dworkin

i read some radfem stuff linked a while back and now I agree
dismantle men tbh

[VomKriege]

Some game developers and Journalists have been calling it Gamergate 2.0 since the very beginning as a strategy to delegitimize actual criticism.

The Vilification.

[VomKriege]

Oh my at those tweets

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1163140079176560640

That dev probably turned down some good guaranteed upfront money and EGS gluttonous exclusivity deal spree is a big story that might reshape the whole market of PC videogames. Why the fucking smugness ? Where does the whole accusation of "martyr" came from ? I perused the medium post by that dev and I don't see it. He's kind of scared but is that unwarranted considering Epic is literally a multi billion business right now ? I guess debate can be had on how appropriate it was for him to disclose some of the communication he had with the EGS representatives but I would imagine Journalists® would be interested and not just dismissive.

[nachobro]

sucking corporate cock to own the gamerz

[Tripon]

sucking corporate cock to own the gamerz

Picking the side that is literally a multi billion dollar corporation vs. the small indie developers to own the... what the heck? 

[nudemacusers]

Seems like a weird line to draw when the same community constantly tries to cancel entire game companies for shit they say on twitter.

Lol seriously; porn as an industry is exponentially more problematic than anything gaming has accomplished.

[Tripon]

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[Rufus]

Where does the whole accusation of "martyr" came from ? I perused the medium post by that dev and I don't see it. He's kind of scared but is that unwarranted considering Epic is literally a multi billion business right now ? I guess debate can be had on how appropriate it was for him to disclose some of the communication he had with the EGS representatives but I would imagine Journalists® would be interested and not just dismissive.

Reddit will give you brownie points for being on the right side of history concerning Epic.
https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/crw297/why_i_turned_down_exclusivity_deal_from_the_epic/ (92% upvoted)
https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/cruvil/why_i_turned_down_exclusivity_deal_from_the_epic/ (87% upvoted)
Top comment on the latter link

Publicly declining an Epic exclusivity deal is probably worth a fair bit in terms of publicity considering how apprehensively people are approaching EGS.

Which I find delusional.

Dunno what it looks like on Twitter, or elsewhere.

[skullstorm]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/phil-collins.135569/#post-23691218

Thread title damn near gave me a heart attack

 

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[bork]

https://twitter.com/OHesher/status/1162428190301679616
https://twitter.com/joel_knockty95/status/1163131262376251394
https://twitter.com/joel_knockty95/status/1163163700402040832

It's not a shopped tweet:
https://twitter.com/OHesher/status/718726132514750464

[VomKriege]

Just cutting in here to say, lay off Jason, he’s got hot takes for days, but if you can’t understand why he might choose to side against “gamers”, you need to consider the amount of, what I assume is constant, harassment him and his colleagues face from “gamers”.

If I had to contend with that on the daily, I’d be hard pressed to see the good in siding with the people who harass me.

 

What does it have to do with a flippant take on what a dev said ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/darq-dev-why-i-turned-down-exclusivity-deal-from-the-epic-store.135529/post-23699408

[EightBitNate]

Probably upset that Remedy no longer makes Xbox exclusives and Control is multiplatform.

[VomKriege]

Lots of people are in danger, fam.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I rejected their offer before we had a chance to talk about money.

 

Before I get into this, I would like to emphasize that I’m not speaking on behalf of other developers.

I wish there wasn’t a double standard and indie developers were given an equal oportunity to sell their games across multiple store fronts, so the players can enjoy what they seem to want the most: a choice.

online gaming store preference identities.

[VomKriege]

People are alluding to Schreier taking a jab at Valve for a company wide vacation, and I looked for the article.

The Epic Store, which launched last year, has been racking up exclusives thanks to lucrative deals for publishers and a developer-friendly revenue split. (...) There’s no extra cost associated with switching between the two PC launchers, so for those who are upset, this appears to be about convenience and principles.

This reads like copy-pasted PR.

Meanwhile, you can expect these Epic Store controversies to continue at least until Valve relents on that 70-30 per cent split, which might affect their yearly company-wide Hawaii vacations but would probably make game developers’ lives a whole lot better.

 

https://www.kotaku.co.uk/2019/07/02/shenmue-iii-developers-offer-refunds-to-kickstarter-backers-angry-about-epic-store-exclusivity

[Joe Molotov]

Just cutting in here to say, lay off Jason, he’s got hot takes for days, but if you can’t understand why he might choose to side against “gamers”, you need to consider the amount of, what I assume is constant, harassment him and his colleagues face from “gamers”.

If I had to contend with that on the daily, I’d be hard pressed to see the good in siding with the people who harass me.

 

What does it have to do with a flippant take on what a dev said ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/darq-dev-why-i-turned-down-exclusivity-deal-from-the-epic-store.135529/post-23699408

Jason Schreier has (what I assume is a constant) loathing for gamers, developers, and store fronts due the harassment he and his colleagues face from "resetera members constantly demanding to know why he isn't commenting on the daily outrage".

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine accusing the game developer of cynicism in response to... Epic seeing a game a couple of weeks away from release on Steam and trying to bribe it away.

bribe 

Good stuff.

Its telling Epic is buying off devs near the release of steam games. They really dont mind showing up with the money bags, dont they?

 

This is reminds me of people getting mad at limp bizkit because they sold out.

[VomKriege]

Imagine accusing the game developer of cynicism in response to... Epic seeing a game a couple of weeks away from release on Steam and trying to bribe it away.

bribe 

That's ERA hyperbole for you but it's pretty aggressive nonetheless for Epic to suddenly offer an exclusivity deal two weeks to release, without even securing some NDA or minimal confidentiality with the dev.

Like if it wasn't really well thought out and not very considerate of developers having to suddenly renege commitments to their customers.

[Nintex]

When I read stuff like that from a journalist like jason schreier I kinda wish we never gave kotaku attention on this site but thats just me. There's something very suspicious with journalists and EGS as a whole.

There's nothing suspicious about sweet Chinese money bub

The EPIC GAME STORE is... EPIC. It already says so in the name.
STeam, what's that? Vaporized water LMAO.

Paypal me China

[Tripon]

What commitments to customers? Pre-orders?

Wishlists, which aren't even preorders, most like remind me when it comes out. That said, it's hilarious that's seems to be Epic's primary way to determine if an indie game is good enough to be on its store.

[VomKriege]

What commitments to customers? Pre-orders?

Kickstarter promises in some cases. Here it's not a legally binding one but having a trailer announcing the release on Steam in 18 days only to just have to go "well forget that, I'm on EGS now" if he took the deal is pretty silly and it would bother me as a potential customer.

Kinda make the whole "This is for the devs" spiel ring hollow.

[Nintex]

The Era thread for this is fun too

Users of the Apex Legends subreddit were left shocked and outraged last night as two Respawn developers called gamers “dicks”, suggested they were “ass-hats” and described them as “freeloaders” in unfiltered public comments.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1163181163311173632 

[VomKriege]

My fetish is GamDom.

[Mr Gilhaney]

[Snoopycat_]

Why are the transgenders of Ree always so miserable and combative?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/page-23#post-23692765

[paprikastaude]

being a voluntary bitch for the excelchief

[HaughtyFrank]

fucktard 

fuckturd 

[Rahxephon91]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/picked-up-a-copy-of-the-first-rdr-at-walmart.135659/

Why make a thread that admits your an idiot?

[team filler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/picked-up-a-copy-of-the-first-rdr-at-walmart.135659/

Why make a thread that admits your an idiot?

*you're 

[clothedmacuser]

I was listening to the latest GI podcast today and in it Imran Khan made his dislike for what THQN did blatantly obvious. Now, I am wonder whether they will, alongside (hopefully) Kotaku, pick up on this story.

This is the same Imran who's a user here, I think, and he's been in this thread and was quite active in the THQ Nordic threads.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/post-23703076

Quit teaching people benji. 

Wow! I remember a different name for that avatar back in the Gaf days. Thanks for making me cognizant of this.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/TheCrisses/status/1162661112329986048
https://twitter.com/BunnyCat000/status/1162666333646888960

[Coitus]

Shower Sneak King hopes the peasants are very impressed by the civility of two media whores agreeing with each other.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/piers-morgan-on-the-ben-shapiro-sunday-special-a-case-study-in-civil-political-discourse.1498030/

Spoiler:

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they are!

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[BikeJesus]

Why are the transgenders of Ree always so miserable and combative?

Because they are suffering from mental illness? Because they are unfuckable? Because they have no chance of a normal life, and the only power they will ever have is mod protection on reeee?

Take your pick.

Still waiting for Ree to cancel Rockstar for their transphobia.

[EightBitNate]

Why are the transgenders of Ree always so miserable and combative?

Because they are suffering from mental illness? Because they are unfuckable? Because they have no chance of a normal life, and the only power they will ever have is mod protection on reeee?

Take your pick.

Ooh this post is not looking good for the “Bore isn’t a hate site” argument

[BikeJesus]

Ooh this post is not looking good for the “Bore isn’t a hate site” argument

Fuck off, sister fucker.

[Merch]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ups-invests-in-self-driving-trucks-reveals-its-already-been-using-them.135687/#post-23707979

Population growth is out of hand, as companies automate more jobs, the worldwide suicide rate will increase....

 

[EightBitNate]

Ooh this post is not looking good for the “Bore isn’t a hate site” argument

Fuck off, sister fucker.

Bro how the fuck are you 35 and acting like this lmao

[BikeJesus]

Ooh this post is not looking good for the “Bore isn’t a hate site” argument

Fuck off, sister fucker.

Bro how the fuck are you 35 and acting like this lmao

the staggering fucking ignorance, condescension, and privilege of this post, holy shit. You're questioning the way I speak, while using my age as some sort of fucking moral barometer?? are you fucking serious? I'm livid at this garbage you just spewed in my direction. Never talk to me again. Do not reply to this post. Go and reflect on this hateful shit you just asked me. So you know not to bother, you're on my ignore list now.