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[Uncle]

Wow HR departments won't instantly fire someone on unsubstantiated allegations about a co-worker #latestagecapitalism

This is actually weird to me, we are living increasingly in a world where massive organizations/governments simultaneously don't give a shit and bow to the public's every whim and it's all completely backward

Everyone protests Ajit Pai fucking over the internet?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests Britain requiring porn ID and articles 11/13?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests a random person on twitter saying "haha midgets?"  Fired immediately and blacklisted from employment everywhere

[remy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-sexual-harassment-threads-a-womans-perspective.1215/#post-58677

 

"When I attempted to sexually assault my co worker, I learned that sexual assault is bad." A Short Story by Finale Fireworker. 

[remy]

Wow HR departments won't instantly fire someone on unsubstantiated allegations about a co-worker #latestagecapitalism

This is actually weird to me, we are living increasingly in a world where massive organizations/governments simultaneously don't give a shit and bow to the public's every whim and it's all completely backward

Everyone protests Ajit Pai fucking over the internet?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests Britain requiring porn ID and articles 11/13?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests a random person on twitter saying "haha midgets?"  Fired immediately and blacklisted from employment everywhere

Optics baby

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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Wasted yikes dawg opportunity

[Transhuman]

My take was that crews was not talking specifically about biological parents, but more generally about needing positive male and female influences (i.e. love) which is definitely true.

So of course REEE and the rest of the culture warriors decided to misinterpret his words and cancel him.

Fucking idiots.

Gay parents don't love???

Sorta fucked up to think that

[Potato]

My take was that crews was not talking specifically about biological parents, but more generally about needing positive male and female influences (i.e. love) which is definitely true.

So of course REEE and the rest of the culture warriors decided to misinterpret his words and cancel him.

Fucking idiots.

Gay parents don't love???

Sorta fucked up to think that

Not sure if serious...

[Boredfrom]

Wow HR departments won't instantly fire someone on unsubstantiated allegations about a co-worker #latestagecapitalism

This is actually weird to me, we are living increasingly in a world where massive organizations/governments simultaneously don't give a shit and bow to the public's every whim and it's all completely backward

Everyone protests Ajit Pai fucking over the internet?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests Britain requiring porn ID and articles 11/13?  Does not give a shit, does it anyway

Everyone protests a random person on twitter saying "haha midgets?"  Fired immediately and blacklisted from employment everywhere

Because the last one requires minimal effort and the slacktivist pat themselves in the back almost instantaneously.

[Raist]

While we strongly sympathize with your predicament, we unfortunately do not allow fundraising threads on the forum. Hang in there.

[Bore Expert]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-other-forum-ban-people-without-giving-them-a-warning.1474639/#post-253910929

There are dudes from ANOTHER message board who were banned here years -- maybe even a decade -- ago, who went off and formed their own bitter society based around hating this one. But, funny thing, the first chance they got, they rushed back here.

There's no real point, really, except I guess there's no statute of limitations on being grumpy.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mexican-artist-kill-himself-after-been-accused-by-metoo-movement.109042/

Now waiting for Mercury to unsheathe his sword of justice, point it to the heavens where lightning hits it and for him to give the hottest take of all.  I mean, it's just the suicide of a bad person. 

Basically a self-correcting error in the system.  RedM is such a ghoul.

[remy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mexican-artist-kill-himself-after-been-accused-by-metoo-movement.109042/

Now waiting for Mercury to unsheathe his sword of justice, point it to the heavens where lightning hits it and for him to give the hottest take of all.  I mean, it's just the suicide of a bad person. 

Basically a self-correcting error in the system.  RedM is such a ghoul.

error? working as intended. another rapist removed

[Transhuman]

“The model used to be admit wrongdoing, show complete contrition, and then we give you a second chance. Now it’s admit wrongdoing and you’re finished, and so the only way to survive is to deny, deny, deny. That’s not healthy — that there is no forgiveness. I do think that at some point it will end with a completely innocent person of prominence sticking a gun in his head and ending it. That’s my guess.”

- Norm Macdonald

[BikeJesus]

A hit dog hollers, right?

 

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[Transhuman]

While we strongly sympathize with your predicament, we unfortunately do not allow fundraising threads on the forum. Hang in there.

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[Momo]

I’m miffed that pundits like the Krauzes are siding with the accused when, when analysing the Me Too movement in the US, they have always been pro-women.


In any case, RIP to the dude, but I’m more bothered by the backlash his death is triggering. There’s still a lot of mysoginy internalised in Mexican society that is taking his suicide as an excuse to discredit the accuser.

[BisMarckie]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-other-forum-ban-people-without-giving-them-a-warning.1474639/#post-253910929

There are dudes from ANOTHER message board who were banned here years -- maybe even a decade -- ago, who went off and formed their own bitter society based around hating this one. But, funny thing, the first chance they got, they rushed back here.

There's no real point, really, except I guess there's no statute of limitations on being grumpy.

[remy]

A hit dog hollers, right?

 

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Jesus christ 

[Mr. Nobody]

the first time I've ever seen feeder porn was on this fucking site.

 

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bottom of page yuka

 

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[clothedmacuser]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-other-forum-ban-people-without-giving-them-a-warning.1474639/#post-253910929

Fun Fact: They ban nearly 2x as many people than they warn.

Who keeps track of this data, and why?

Why did we keep data of the Soviet Union?

Sensible for once.  The Purple Menace must be eliminated.

[BikeJesus]

bottom of page yuka

 

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More like bottom of page puka  .

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i'd hit it

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[Transhuman]

Still blows my mind that Enzom21 hasn't posted. How many years did he dedicate to Gaf+resetera? Maybe they asked him to prove he wasn't lying about his ethnicity on the discord and he couldn't so he noped out. Surprised he didn't even try to wiggle out of it. Maybe he has alts or something so he doesn't care.

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he disappeared just like his melanin  nicca

[benjipwns]

Young men don't know how to treat women. I am approaching 40 and have dated quite a few women from Tinder who are in their 20s.

I am 5'4"

Here are some tips:

If she looks like a model, swipe left. She is only seeking validation.

If her pictures are of her at a party, holding a drink, surrounded by friends, swipe left. She doesn't know what the fuck she wants in life and she will choose a man to impress her friends.

If she has pictures of constant travel, swipe left. She is too high maintenance and probably obsessed with her own experience.

Look for women who do not look like models and show pictures of themselves in comfortable attire. This means she is down to earth, wants someone that makes her comfortable, and doesn't give a shit what other people think. More often than not, these women are single mothers who have enough experience in life to understand what is really important. They understand loneliness and have realistic expectations - most likely she is getting out of a piece of shit relationship and just wants something normal.

Is this meant to be satire jfc

Dude is one Chad affair away from calling all women superficial sluts

Mr. Sexual Predator badass tinder dater has an interesting thread history
https://www.resetera.com/threads/unhappy-wife-mother-syndrome.105027/

 

This is the dude who wrote this masterpiece back in January with the world's greatest opening line: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hypothesis-gamergate-was-the-same-movement-that-interfered-in-the-2016-american-election.94326/

I am an amateur anthropologist, sociologist, and follower of American culture from those perspectives. I am also American, but not all Americans really study their own culture in a serious manner.

Gamergate was a remarkable cultural event within geek culture that has no obvious parallels in both scope and sophistication. I don't mean the personal shit that was the origin, but the strange leviathan that gamergate became with the false messaging and cult-like activities and the strange bot-like identities on twitter. Take any cultural difference of opinion, gamergate was another level. It felt like there was a lot of effort working behind the scenes to push it beyond your normal cultural disagreement.

At the time, I ran an experiment on twitter. I have a basically non-existent presence there. I posted about the hashtag criticizing the movement and instantly, systematically, constantly I was attacked. It was a swarm with a kind of intelligence. I had never seen anything like it.....until the 2016 American Presidential election.

The level of effort and sophistication are similar. Gamergate occurred in 2014. Gamergate could have been an early effort to influence American culture. I have to assume these folks play games, take part in the culture - hell I am sure some of them are members on this forum. Either it was a test run, or something they did in their off-time, for fun.

They are just too similar to me to not be related in some way.

My claim is that the same group had a hand in both gamergate and then the election.

I am not talking about the weaponized basement virgins. I am talking about the chaos-bringers, the meddlers, the troublemakers who walk into a congregation like the Judge in Blood Meridian and tell everyone the preacher is a child molester in the next town over.

[VomKriege]

The gatekeeping in this thread is just disgusting. The Souls fanbase especially, ugh, just one of the worst.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/accessibility-vs-difficulty.108321/page-22#post-19446263

Are Marvel films the easy mode for Cinema ?

[VomKriege]

Everything doesn't have to be for everyone.

I agree, but why can't every game have multiple difficulty settings?

Making an easy mode should take mere minutes.

 

[clothedmacuser]

Young men don't know how to treat women. I am approaching 40 and have dated quite a few women from Tinder who are in their 20s.

I am 5'4"

Here are some tips:

If she looks like a model, swipe left. She is only seeking validation.

If her pictures are of her at a party, holding a drink, surrounded by friends, swipe left. She doesn't know what the fuck she wants in life and she will choose a man to impress her friends.

If she has pictures of constant travel, swipe left. She is too high maintenance and probably obsessed with her own experience.

Look for women who do not look like models and show pictures of themselves in comfortable attire. This means she is down to earth, wants someone that makes her comfortable, and doesn't give a shit what other people think. More often than not, these women are single mothers who have enough experience in life to understand what is really important. They understand loneliness and have realistic expectations - most likely she is getting out of a piece of shit relationship and just wants something normal.

Is this meant to be satire jfc

Dude is one Chad affair away from calling all women superficial sluts

Mr. Sexual Predator badass tinder dater has an interesting thread history
https://www.resetera.com/threads/unhappy-wife-mother-syndrome.105027/

 

This is the dude who wrote this masterpiece back in January with the world's greatest opening line: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hypothesis-gamergate-was-the-same-movement-that-interfered-in-the-2016-american-election.94326/

I am an amateur anthropologist, sociologist, and follower of American culture from those perspectives. I am also American, but not all Americans really study their own culture in a serious manner.

Gamergate was a remarkable cultural event within geek culture that has no obvious parallels in both scope and sophistication. I don't mean the personal shit that was the origin, but the strange leviathan that gamergate became with the false messaging and cult-like activities and the strange bot-like identities on twitter. Take any cultural difference of opinion, gamergate was another level. It felt like there was a lot of effort working behind the scenes to push it beyond your normal cultural disagreement.

At the time, I ran an experiment on twitter. I have a basically non-existent presence there. I posted about the hashtag criticizing the movement and instantly, systematically, constantly I was attacked. It was a swarm with a kind of intelligence. I had never seen anything like it.....until the 2016 American Presidential election.

The level of effort and sophistication are similar. Gamergate occurred in 2014. Gamergate could have been an early effort to influence American culture. I have to assume these folks play games, take part in the culture - hell I am sure some of them are members on this forum. Either it was a test run, or something they did in their off-time, for fun.

They are just too similar to me to not be related in some way.

My claim is that the same group had a hand in both gamergate and then the election.

I am not talking about the weaponized basement virgins. I am talking about the chaos-bringers, the meddlers, the troublemakers who walk into a congregation like the Judge in Blood Meridian and tell everyone the preacher is a child molester in the next town over.

If you will, this gif represents both my reaction and his posting style.  Of course his is contained in the first half where a near human smells his dook for pleasure and mine upon saying "Oh Lordy!" and falling back.

[benjipwns]

Making an easy mode should take mere minutes.

 

Like, the one thing any developer ever (even someone who's made a dumb little game in BASIC) will tell you is that it's easy to make a game that will defeat you every single time, the difficulty in difficulty is making a game that successfully mimics a fair challenge while keeping the decision making process opaque to the user.

[BisMarckie]

Benji stealth bragging about his dev resume. Poor stufte. 

[benjipwns]

To be fair, he may be speaking about many ResetERA.com favorites where the difficulties are mostly simply alterations to the hit points for the user character and the enemy characters. With occasional "skip" statements inserted into the AI so it doesn't process events as quickly. One of the Call of Duty's once literally told you this was the only difference in the difficulty settings, that Veteran or whatever meant you could only take one, maybe two, shots while the enemies could soak them up and Easy was like the reverse.

Even a game as seemingly complex as Civilization has always done this for its "difficulty" settings. The game is balanced on Prince or King or something I forget. The settings just alter the rates at which resources and stuff acquire.

[benjipwns]

Benji stealth bragging about his dev resume. Poor stufte. 

I was the lead developer for multiple local TI-BASIC classics.

[clothedmacuser]

Even a game as seemingly complex as Civilization has always done this for its "difficulty" settings. The game is balanced on Prince or King or something I forget. The settings just alter the rates at which resources and stuff acquire.

Civ 6 is fakakta in it's balancing.  I can win 99% of the time at Prince level and only simply survive .5% of games on King

[clothedmacuser]

 

[benjipwns]

One of the popular games was this GANG game that someone somewhere got off the internet where you could do things like sell drugs and attack other gangs to make money, after looking at its code I realized a bunch of stuff in it was using random numbers that if I instead stored these values instead in a list you could create a reputation system. But the main thing I wanted to do though the other players seemed to not be as interested in this feature was I created a bunch of legit business features to launder and protect your money from the police who I added as another gang but one that was always malicious unless you bribed them which reduced them temporarily. I realize now I should have required that money to be "clean" before you could give it to the cops. When you were "arrested" the cops took all your unclean money but not your clean. Being the prudent criminal I always cleaned all my money, the foolish others I guess liked having to continue to have purely illegal operations.

When I got into that Nazi-occupation based Role Playing server on Garry's Mod one weekend, I also went about doing this with my bread shops, and secretly funding the criminal groups to distract attention from the fact that I had safe houses producing illegal currency all over the map which I was deliberately wrecking the value of everything in the in-game economy with.

What they banned me from the server for though was from accidentally entering a place "non-Nazis" weren't supposed to go when I got lost in the subway and went up a ladder that led to this area.

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[benjipwns]

I play Emperor I can win maybe 30% of the time on Immortal. Depends on barbarians   

In V and VI I've found myself often turning off the starting barbarians because they too often are just annoying jerks who destroy Civs and/or City States early on who do nothing to stop them. The AI doesn't take them very seriously for some reason, next thing you know they're rampaging everywhere and you alone have to go clean them up.

[clothedmacuser]

Benji made Gang!?

 

[benjipwns]

No, I improved the TI-BASIC version.

GANG is like an old Apple II game or something.

[BIONIC]

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Top of page Yuka 

[Jenkem]

https://reallivesworld.com/

educational game that simulates living a life, you can create a person give them stats and other things and then have them go attempt to do things in the world. finally we can simulate what it would be like if redmercury ever left the house. 

you know what to do, benji 

[Potato]

Neogaf does what Reesetera don't.

Vilifying games journalism edition.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/professional-video-game-journalists-playing-games.1474679/

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[VomKriege]

Does it have an easy mode ?

[Potato]

Remember, video games are for everybody. That means that video games are for journalists too, not just people who play, enjoy, and respect video games.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/professional-video-game-journalists-playing-games.1474679/post-253912958
 

When would they have the time to playing video games between scouring reddit for headlines and telling me why I should hate myself for being white.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/professional-video-game-journalists-playing-games.1474679/post-253913412
 

[Jenkem]

imagine if stinkles

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/policy-changes-at-disneyland-disney-world-no-more-wagons-large-strollers-and-no-more-smoking.108139/


ITT  These damn kids are in my way of having fun at Disney World.

[benjipwns]

discovering the (often married and childless) adults who go to Disneyland/world like once a month or more was the worst thing I've ever come across on the internet

[benjipwns]

A single evidence of a backdoor in 5G hardware would instantly destroy any Huawei business ambition. Strange that we never went past because that state of argumentation (or lack of) you just showcased.

Keep stanning for them. Check's in the mail.

User Warned: accusations of shilling and geographic misrepresentation across two posts.

I wish there was a way of knowing how many posters concerned about Huawei's "spying" are hardcore Apple/Samsung/Google fans.

I was actually thinking it would be nice to see which of the IPs in this thread come from China.

[BisMarckie]

Geographic misrepresentation.

[benjipwns]

Russia is transgeographic.

[joeboy101]

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I'm getting some kind of error. I keep hitting Like over and over and nothing happens.

 

[KarpalaJoe]

So, it seems that RedMercury on Resetera, who advocates mob justice is in fact boredJonathan. A bored and boring white male living in a nice house who tries to pass himself as a victim. 

Between that and Enzom21 not being black... What's next ? Maybe we'll learn that Jason Shrier is a motherfucker who laughed at palestinian deaths on some random and shaddy forums. Or maybe we'll learn that the forum owner already insulted someone of being a taco IRL.

[VomKriege]

Message from KMTN BJG stop
All faithful Communists to go to a computer stop
And to log in to influential websites stop
Use list of biggest referral to HC campaign site stop
Defend Huawei latest photo camera sensor stop
Refer to XIJP speeches to understand stop
That nightime photography is new front of class struggle stop
l'Internationale sera le genre humain over

[benjipwns]

So, it seems that RedMercury on Resetera, who advocates mob justice is in fact boredJonathan. A bored and boring white male living in a nice house who tries to pass himself as a victim. 

Between that and Enzom21 not being black... What's next ?

Unlike Enzom21, who was probably murdered by a racist cop yelling the "n word" while you're all making jokes, RedMercury's never claimed to be anything but an unfortunate straight white male who is married and with a good life. It's what makes his account perfect for his apologetic activism on ResetERA.com. Sometimes I almost hope he gets got so I can personally applaud whoever came up with that angle.

[Rufus]

discovering the (often married and childless) adults who go to Disneyland/world like once a month or more was the worst thing I've ever come across on the internet

https://www.patreon.com/tokyokawaiiclub

[benjipwns]

I recently left my life back home in San Francisco to move to Tokyo, Japan to start 2 things:

Tokyo Kawaii Club: My subscription business where every month I personally find and send fine folks like yourself the coolest, cutest, and tastiest Tokyo Disney goodies straight from Japan.
Tokyo Kawaii Club Radio: My new podcast where me and my friend Manae Nishiyama discuss the Tokyo Disney parks, review a random Disney show, and give tips for first-time travelers. Then, every other week, stay tuned AFTER the Disney discussion for a bonus Japan-centric episode where I’ll interview fellow expats and other Japanese residents about what it’s like to live in Japan

Tojo wouldn't have allowed this.

[Snoopycat_]

imagine if stinkles

You ever want to see Stinkles make a twat out of himself just mention Trainspotting and watch him go

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/military-lessons-learned-from-the-battle-of-wakanda.109081/

[benjipwns]

I still feel like I could have a career just telling old people, politicians and celebrities really excruciatingly obvious stuff.


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[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/german-diy-chains-racist-advert-provokes-anger-in-south-korea.109055/

I not know if racist


But gross est ja klar -aber nicht gross like "big" but like stank (oder stankgeschmeldt)

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[benjipwns]

also i found this from when Frank worked for Larry Flynt in 1995: