River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Transhuman]

I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

Is 'wind turbine' slang for fat sweaty cock?

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actually working on wind turbines sounds cool 

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I dunno man, my knees were fucked at age 24 from working wind turbines for 7 years.

is wind turbine street slang for dick where you live?

O.k full disclosure, I only skimmed the last 5 pages

 

Riotous was like "i'm a game developer, they should make games easier" then Cindi was like "fuck you bumper-lanes bitch boy". And then the next page was exactly the same, so I figured I could just pretend i'd read everything and no-one would notice.

[halfanhourglass]

That's a really good poster. He's clearly got a good head on his shoulders. He's really handsome, too.

Just another cis white capitalist flaunting his capitalist privilege.

[Drainage]

ANY country where children don't have unfettered access to xbox and are required to pull occasional landscaping duty is a fucking abomination

FUCK CAPITALISM

[halfanhourglass]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/post-19547675

Like it or not, it's a symptom of a broken system and people will denounce it.

The only reason we know about this is the media looking for clicks and profits off of this kids sacrifice, the whole thing is rotten top to bottom.

Kurdel is lots of fun at parties.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/

13 year old kid gives up his Xbox, does yard work to buy his mom a car.

This isn't an uplifting story. This is sad.

Exactly.

This.
A 13 year old shouldn't have to do this for his family. The story basically exemplifies the failure of our current system.

Y’all keep trying to make these, “children surviving in capitalist hellscape,” stories cute. But they’re not.

this is the worst kind of capitalism porn

The idea that they're trying to push stories like this as heartwarming makes me sick.

'D'awwww a little girl sold lemonade to buy her big brother insulin so he wouldn't die awwwwww'

There's nothing happy about this.

These are the most miserable people on the planet.

I don't know. I think this is one of those rare moments I agree with those screeching fuckwits.

Mind you, I'm typing this while living in the utopia that is Australia where we have free healthcare, a reasonable safety net for the unemployed and a minimum wage that is above starvation wages, so what do I know...

[Nuitangg]

Xbox live is basiclly Discord for white supremacists and the alt right.   

[Potato]

Xbox live is basiclly Discord for white supremacists and the alt right.   

Let's face it. The mother's hardship basically saved another cis white male youth from being radicalised by the alt-right over Xbox Live, right? Yay for poverty! We won!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

is potato enzom?

[Boredfrom]

This anti-israel talk is getting out of control. Like fuck them for what they're doing to Palestine, but to act like they're not under threat is just delusional

Maybe we should wait until the Palestinian genocide is complete before figuring out who had the moral high ground.

Neither?

[Potato]

is potato enzom?


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Why don't you say what you really mean?

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maybe...I am white.

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[Transhuman]

Lol at Americans trying to dunk on Australians at a "who has a better society" competition.

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/13-year-old-trades-in-his-xbox-and-does-yard-work-he-buys-his-mother-a-car.109650/

13 year old kid gives up his Xbox, does yard work to buy his mom a car.

This isn't an uplifting story. This is sad.

Exactly.

This.
A 13 year old shouldn't have to do this for his family. The story basically exemplifies the failure of our current system.

Y’all keep trying to make these, “children surviving in capitalist hellscape,” stories cute. But they’re not.

this is the worst kind of capitalism porn

The idea that they're trying to push stories like this as heartwarming makes me sick.

'D'awwww a little girl sold lemonade to buy her big brother insulin so he wouldn't die awwwwww'

There's nothing happy about this.

These are the most miserable people on the planet.

I don't know. I think this is one of those rare moments I agree with those screeching fuckwits.

Mind you, I'm typing this while living in the utopia that is Australia where we have free healthcare, a reasonable safety net for the unemployed and a minimum wage that is above starvation wages, so what do I know...

Virtually every inspirational story has some sad backdrop. If a sad backdrop makes it so "there's nothing happy about this," then inspirational and motivational stories would vanish. Inspirational stories are about overcoming adversity.

There's nothing profound about saying "There's some sad elements to this story, though!" Just be inspired, emulate the kid by trying to make the world better around you, regardless of circumstance. Don't be like these miserable turds that want you to forget good things and focus solely on bad things.

[halfanhourglass]

Let's face it. The mother's hardship basically saved another cis white male youth from being radicalised by the alt-right over Xbox Live, right? Yay for poverty! We won!

Don't get too excited. The kid may still see the new Joker movie.

[Potato]

Let's face it. The mother's hardship basically saved another cis white male youth from being radicalised by the alt-right over Xbox Live, right? Yay for poverty! We won!

Don't get too excited. The kid may still see the new Joker movie.

At least his family is so poor that they probably won't be able to afford an internet connection. That way he won't be exposed to Pew Die Pie. Saved again by the system!

[Transhuman]

Virtually every inspirational story has some sad backdrop. If a sad backdrop makes it so "there's nothing happy about this," then inspirational and motivational stories would vanish. Inspirational stories are about overcoming adversity.

There's nothing profound about saying "There's some sad elements to this story, though!" Just be inspired, emulate the kid by trying to make the world better around you, regardless of circumstance. Don't be like these miserable turds that want you to forget good things and focus solely on bad things.

"Homeless heroin addicts open lemonade stand so they can inject fentanyl in their necks in one of the wealthiest suburbs of America"

It's so inspiring

 

[Boredfrom]

Virtually every inspirational story has some sad backdrop. If a sad backdrop makes it so "there's nothing happy about this," then inspirational and motivational stories would vanish. Inspirational stories are about overcoming adversity.

There's nothing profound about saying "There's some sad elements to this story, though!" Just be inspired, emulate the kid by trying to make the world better around you, regardless of circumstance. Don't be like these miserable turds that want you to forget good things and focus solely on bad things.

"Homeless heroin addicts open lemonade stand so they can inject fentanyl in their necks in one of the wealthiest suburbs of America"

It's so inspiring

 

 

That was so stupid, dude.

[Transhuman]

What Bored, you don't think it's inspiring when people come together to face adversity?

[Boredfrom]

What Bored, you don't think it's inspiring when people come together to face adversity?

My mother needed to work while she was a little child because her family was poor and she had like 10 siblings. She was able to graduate from college and work as an engineer.

Sure as fuck she had sad life but I genuinely admire her. Dunno why you are comparing drug addiction with kids that need to help to support their families.

[PogiJones]

All inspiring stories are sad and involve people who continue to be destitute?

lol Pogi you on one

"All inspiring stories are sad and involve people who continue to be destitute and mow lawns and give up Xbox's and 13 year olds and moms and money even though I'm just adding stuff to what you said without you having actually said that? Lol, you cray cray"

I said virtually all (besides something like winning an Olympic gold) inspirational stories have some sort of sad element to them. What's wrong with your reading comprehension, dude

[nachobro]

lol australians are so dumb they live upside down. who would take advice from any of those idiots?

[PogiJones]

Name an inspirational story, and chances are very, very high I can name the sad element.

Helen Keller: This is obvious.
MLK Jr.: Obvious
Firefighters saving people during 9/11: Obvious
Soldier jumping on a grenade to protect his comrades: Obvious.
Cinderella stories: Obvious

[Transhuman]

What Bored, you don't think it's inspiring when people come together to face adversity?

My mother needed to work while she was a little child because her family was poor and she had like 10 siblings. She was able to graduate from college and work as an engineer.

Sure as fuck she had sad life but I genuinely admire her. Dunno why you are comparing drug addiction with kids that need to help to support their families.

Because they're both curable problems, only too many people are comfortable with the status quo. That's a nightmare not a happy ending.

And when I say curable, i'm not talking about "bootstraps and willpower".

[nachobro]

bernie, buy me a car!

[PogiJones]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

[PogiJones]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-17/christchurch-shooter-rushed-by-worshipper-abdul-aziz/10908992

Abdul Aziz: The man who saved lives by running at the Christchurch gunman

"But people still died. Stop propping this up as some happy story, corrupt capitalist media!"

He's an inspirational hero. He deserves a spotlight to help inspire people to help each other.

[Boredfrom]

What Bored, you don't think it's inspiring when people come together to face adversity?

My mother needed to work while she was a little child because her family was poor and she had like 10 siblings. She was able to graduate from college and work as an engineer.

Sure as fuck she had sad life but I genuinely admire her. Dunno why you are comparing drug addiction with kids that need to help to support their families.

Because they're both curable problems, only too many people are comfortable with the status quo. That's a nightmare not a happy ending.

And when I say curable, i'm not talking about "bootstraps and willpower".

Yeah, drug addicts trying to perpetuate their addiction is equiparable with people trying to improve their lives with constructive actions. Life is a bitch, specially in borderline 3rd world countries. People throwing crocodile tears because they are concerned about how horrible is capitalism while playing video games and discussing Marvel films is tasteless.

[PogiJones]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

No I’m not;  I’m pointing out to your dense ass why some people might only be saddened by this story.

Dude, EVERYONE KNOWS POVERTY IS SAD. Everyone sees the sad elements. The problem is you and miserable people are letting the sadness choke out the inspirational aspects because "WAIT, YOU DENSE PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY DON'T REALIZE POVERTY IS SAD SO I'MMA DERAIL THE THREAD ABOUT IT!"

[BIONIC]

 

[Boredfrom]

Also filler, stop being such a vile coward. If you want to mock something, just said. Don’t be a passive aggressive leper.

[team filler]

 

[Don Rumata]

Yeah, drug addicts trying to perpetuate their addiction is equiparable with people trying to improve their lives with constructive actions. Life is a bitch, specially in borderline 3rd world countries. People throwing crocodile tears because they are concerned about how horrible is capitalism while playing video games and discussing Marvel films is tasteless.

As a videogame player myself, i am livid that this kid sold his videogame console, supporting the (cancerous) used market.

[Transhuman]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-17/christchurch-shooter-rushed-by-worshipper-abdul-aziz/10908992

Abdul Aziz: The man who saved lives by running at the Christchurch gunman

"But people still died. Stop propping this up as some happy story, corrupt capitalist media!"

He's an inspirational hero. He deserves a spotlight to help inspire people to help each other.

Yeah that was a tragedy and yeah that guy is an unconditional hero. But that situation is over. Right now people are dying of poverty and desperation in America in numbers that make the Christchurch Massacre, with absolutely no disrespect, small and meaningless. Sadness and anger fuels change, feeling "inspired" just creates catharsis for a situation that is ongoing.

[Potato]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-17/christchurch-shooter-rushed-by-worshipper-abdul-aziz/10908992

Abdul Aziz: The man who saved lives by running at the Christchurch gunman

"But people still died. Stop propping this up as some happy story, corrupt capitalist media!"

He's an inspirational hero. He deserves a spotlight to help inspire people to help each other.

Yeah that was a tragedy and yeah that guy is an unconditional hero. But that situation is over. Right now people are dying of poverty and desperation in America in numbers that make the Christchurch Massacre, with absolutely no disrespect, small and meaningless. Sadness and anger fuels change, feeling "inspired" just creates catharsis for a situation that is ongoing.

Not necessarily the change you want or expect. People need catharsis to keep going.

[Joe Molotov]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

No I’m not;  I’m pointing out to your dense ass why some people might only be saddened by this story.

Dude, EVERYONE KNOWS POVERTY IS SAD. Everyone sees the sad elements. The problem is you and miserable people are letting the sadness choke out the inspirational aspects because "WAIT, YOU DENSE PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY DON'T REALIZE POVERTY IS SAD SO I'MMA DERAIL THE THREAD ABOUT IT!"

I think you are inspirational.
I think it’s inspirational.

You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration.

[PogiJones]

I think you are inspirational.
I think it’s inspirational.

Alright, I legitimately don't know how to interpret or respond to this. You definitely swept my argument feet out from under me. You got me. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

[BikeJesus]

I'm sorry but this is the best thing to see when unlocking my phone.

 

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[PogiJones]

You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration.

 :'(

[PogiJones]

I just realized we don't even have a really good cry emote.  :'(

[Rahxephon91]

I don’t get Japanese women.

[PogiJones]

You don't get any women.

[Potato]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

 

[Transhuman]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

Potato and I probably vote differently but even we agree your country is a piece of shit. Think on that

[Potato]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

Potato and I probably vote differently but even we agree your country is a piece of shit. Think on that

[Boredfrom]

Because he did nothing wrong and cops charging people for investigating them is not something you want to set president for

It never ends:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chicago-to-sue-jussie-smollett-after-he-refuses-to-pay-investigation-costs.109686/page-2#post-19549917

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

Potato and I probably vote differently but even we agree your country is a piece of shit. Think on that

The United Staes of America is now. I just had a thorough conversation about this. The USA used to stand for a fucking pillar of the world.

but the gop got a shithead in power who put other shitheads in agencies that are basically unchecked.


so fuck people like potatoe, and marrec, and kirblar, who are just standing in the way.

[Boredfrom]

You anglo speakers believing that you are saints and pillars of virtue.

[nachobro]

Because he did nothing wrong and cops charging people for investigating them is not something you want to set president for

It never ends:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chicago-to-sue-jussie-smollett-after-he-refuses-to-pay-investigation-costs.109686/page-2#post-19549917

eh the city can hold that L if they are gonna drop all the charges on dude

[Transhuman]

Fuck all those wind-turbine building motherfuckers

 

[Potato]

The United states of America became powerful based on Slavery, exploiting immigrants and the poor, stealing land from the locals, and using its military might to dominate energy resources and keep the rest of the world subservient.

A fucking pillar in the world? Piece of shit country didn't even stand up to the Nazis until halfway through the war.

Your country was fucked well before the orange cunt got voted in. His unchecked abuses of power is just showing how shit your system is.

What the fuck has it ever stood for aside from profit for the upper classes?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The United states of America became powerful based on Slavery, exploiting immigrants and the poor, stealing land from the locals, and using its military might to dominate energy resources and keep the rest of the world subservient.

A fucking pillar in the world? Piece of shit country didn't even stand up to the Nazis until halfway through the war.

Your country was fucked well before the orange cunt got voted in. His unchecked abuses of power is just showing how shit your system is.

What the fuck has it ever stood for aside from profit for the upper classes?

EXPOSED

Fucking commie. This shit too easy.

[nachobro]

The United states of America became powerful based on Slavery, exploiting immigrants and the poor, stealing land from the locals, and using its military might to dominate energy resources and keep the rest of the world subservient.

stay jelly

[Boredfrom]

Because he did nothing wrong and cops charging people for investigating them is not something you want to set president for

It never ends:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chicago-to-sue-jussie-smollett-after-he-refuses-to-pay-investigation-costs.109686/page-2#post-19549917

eh the city can hold that L if they are gonna drop all the charges on dude

Yeah, but it seems that people are ignoring that the police genuinely thought they had a case and that the  Kim Foxx shitstorm is painting a different picture of why the charges were dropped than just lack of evidence. The guy is guilty as fuck and is annoying that people pretend he isn’t.

[remy]

The problem is you nerds are equating inspirational with "Happy, perfect ending."

The kid is inspirational as fuck. The messed up system that has people so downtrodden that a 13 year old kid needs to sell his Xbox and work like a dog to buy his mum a shitty car is not.

I mean, I vote conservative and am all about the bootstraps and hard work to improve your situation, but even I can see a shit system that is purpose-built to keep the poor down and the rich up.

Providing a decent safety net for your citizens so they don't starve is what makes a country civilised. The US gets it so wrong that you know it's intentionally built that way.

boot straps.

lol, what a fucking try hard, you're worse than bananas posting gaf links.

the bire got notoriety now cause of me. fucking jumpjacket scum

Potato and I probably vote differently but even we agree your country is a piece of shit. Think on that

The United Staes of America is now. I just had a thorough conversation about this. The USA used to stand for a fucking pillar of the world.

but the gop got a shithead in power who put other shitheads in agencies that are basically unchecked.

yeah reagan really fucked up the usa and it never really recovered

[Cauliflower Of Love]

#lockjussieup



funny that jussie is like juice aka OJ

[Boredfrom]

Because he did nothing wrong and cops charging people for investigating them is not something you want to set president for

It never ends:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chicago-to-sue-jussie-smollett-after-he-refuses-to-pay-investigation-costs.109686/page-2#post-19549917

eh the city can hold that L if they are gonna drop all the charges on dude

I mean, look at this:

They're salty they can't shoot him like they normally would.

One thing is calling out the City for screwing up and another to pretend the guy is a “victim”.

[PogiJones]

I just realized we don't even have a really good cry emote.  :'(

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  I forgot this one; this one's pretty good. Still, Van der Beek should be in.

[nachobro]

One thing is calling out the City for screwing up and another to pretend the guy is a “victim”.

i kinda stopped paying attention after the charges were dropped but yeah it's pretty hilarious to pretend this was a real attack or something. but also the city asking for money after is some shit too.

[Potato]

The United states of America became powerful based on Slavery, exploiting immigrants and the poor, stealing land from the locals, and using its military might to dominate energy resources and keep the rest of the world subservient.

A fucking pillar in the world? Piece of shit country didn't even stand up to the Nazis until halfway through the war.

Your country was fucked well before the orange cunt got voted in. His unchecked abuses of power is just showing how shit your system is.

What the fuck has it ever stood for aside from profit for the upper classes?

EXPOSED

Fucking commie. This shit too easy.

LoL. I've been called many horrible/laughable things in my time, but communist is not one of them.