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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9060 on: April 09, 2019, 06:18:42 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?
::)



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9061 on: April 09, 2019, 06:35:55 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9062 on: April 09, 2019, 06:50:13 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9063 on: April 09, 2019, 06:53:30 PM »
gizmodo was sold to a private equity firm? rip kotaku, io9 you wont be missed.

the only sections making money was the onion and I think the root.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9065 on: April 09, 2019, 07:04:50 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9066 on: April 09, 2019, 07:13:53 PM »
I miss gawker, that shit was so trashy and good

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9067 on: April 09, 2019, 07:17:04 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

 :mynicca

Also consider Cities Skylines
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9068 on: April 09, 2019, 07:26:17 PM »
Ghoul registered April 6 2018 at 7 AM and first posted April 4 2019 at 5 AM

Hey it's really easy to figure out who they are, you just have to check reset people who got a brief ban last April 5-6 and were angry enough to make a bore account, and then got a longer ban or perma this April 3-4, let's just cross reference this and

oh hey there are like 30 bannings April 3-4 because it's era so fuck this
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9069 on: April 09, 2019, 07:53:22 PM »
They really love their polls, don't they?

They hate Andrzej Duda  :trumps

Thought about making a CDPR joke

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9070 on: April 09, 2019, 08:03:09 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

>playing pc games
>on a switch

 :hhh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9071 on: April 09, 2019, 08:46:49 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

>playing pc games
>on a switch

 :hhh

Oh I totally misread you. I thought liking the Switch was forbidden here because of Era Nintendo fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged so I leaned into it. Still in the feeling out process, forgive me. For the record I don’t play my Switch in public because I’m not a savage.

Also Diablo 3 w/ controller >>>>>> Diablo 3 with m&k


Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

 :mynicca

Also consider Cities Skylines

Wait they ported that to Switch? Truly the console of the people.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9072 on: April 09, 2019, 08:49:00 PM »
Love the word filter btw :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9073 on: April 09, 2019, 09:06:28 PM »
Oooh, KF is KiwiFarms. Gotcha. I thought there was someone taking Nepenthe to task on RE. Too bad.

*kiwi farm is a messageboard, not an actual farm



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9074 on: April 09, 2019, 09:09:31 PM »
*trashy is a poof, not an actual bogan
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9075 on: April 09, 2019, 09:16:13 PM »
Wait they ported that to Switch? Truly the console of the people.

It doesn't perform amazingly, as expected, but it performs well enough and kind of admirably for the type of game it is
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9076 on: April 09, 2019, 09:16:22 PM »
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1) This thread isn't a venting ground for ResetEra threads you don't like, that's what the complaining channel on Discord (that no one who isn't already a member can see) is for

 :mike

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/#post-19694387
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9077 on: April 09, 2019, 09:21:57 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

>playing pc games
>on a switch

 :hhh

Oh I totally misread you. I thought liking the Switch was forbidden here because of Era Nintendo fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged fellowation so I leaned into it. Still in the feeling out process, forgive me. For the record I don’t play my Switch in public because I’m not a savage.

Also Diablo 3 w/ controller >>>>>> Diablo 3 with m&k


Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

 :mynicca

Also consider Cities Skylines

Wait they ported that to Switch? Truly the console of the people.

Gotta admire 10cent's forthright admission of pussying out on an opinion to fit in. That admission of no balls takes balls.  :salute

We can use this.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9078 on: April 09, 2019, 09:22:22 PM »
Hey guys, Sonic fan art is the best, don't you think? Lol at people hating on it, amiright 10cent?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9079 on: April 09, 2019, 09:23:49 PM »
This is the post that will prevent from holding office

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9080 on: April 09, 2019, 09:24:18 PM »
*trashy is a poof, not an actual bogan

Just because I havn't posted in the NSFW thread in a while doesn't mean i'm into dudes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9081 on: April 09, 2019, 09:24:44 PM »
:beli

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9082 on: April 09, 2019, 09:26:38 PM »
Oh BoboBrazil  :ohyou

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-new-thread-same-old-candidates.109166/page-42#post-19696815

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I fear for our country if Bernie is the nominee. I'll vote for him, but I'll be planning my move for when Trump is re-elected.

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Not everyone has the privilege of sitting through 4 more years of Trump. Must be nice you can sit back and live through it though.

Are you seriously positing a "check your privilege" take when you're saying you'll move out of the country if a candidate wins?

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You assume moving to a country where you can be safer, while also having a lower cost of living, is privilege.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9083 on: April 09, 2019, 09:35:19 PM »
Posts pretty much the definition of privilege without a hint of self-awareness :delicious

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9084 on: April 09, 2019, 09:40:39 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

>playing pc games
>on a switch

 :hhh

Oh I totally misread you. I thought liking the Switch was forbidden here because of Era Nintendo fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged fellowation so I leaned into it. Still in the feeling out process, forgive me. For the record I don’t play my Switch in public because I’m not a savage.

Also Diablo 3 w/ controller >>>>>> Diablo 3 with m&k


Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

 :mynicca

Also consider Cities Skylines

Wait they ported that to Switch? Truly the console of the people.

Gotta admire 10cent's forthright admission of pussying out on an opinion to fit in. That admission of no balls takes balls.  :salute

We can use this.

Oh you thought that was me trying to fit in?

I’m gonna have some fun with you all.  :success

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9085 on: April 09, 2019, 09:40:46 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-new-thread-same-old-candidates.109166/post-19697656

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Warren calling and thanking her doners randomly is off-putting to me and it seems like she doesn't have very good campaign instincts. Please don't call me.

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Getting phone calls/talking on the phone is anxiety-inducing for me

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Yeah, I donated to you, but now's not a good time." or "Yeah, I donated to you, but please don't call me unannounced."
"O-oh..."

That just sounds like a bad time for everyone involved, but maybe it's just a me-thing.

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I would probably answer an Elizabeth Warren phone call, I think that's cute/fun that she does that, even if I dislike talking on the phone like a lot of younger people do. But I would ask her to text me first next time or to just message me on Steam instead.

Well adjusted members of society.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9086 on: April 09, 2019, 09:42:44 PM »
Don’t take Pogi seriosuly, nobody does. Well, timu kinda does, but only because he wants to fuck him.
If you want to do that as well that’s totally cool.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9087 on: April 09, 2019, 09:47:13 PM »
people not to take seriously on the bore:

filler, Nintex, Pogi, marrec, Mandark, Great Rumbler, bork

you're welome bud, enjoy your stay

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9088 on: April 09, 2019, 09:49:17 PM »
Except for my excellent careposts :bolo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9089 on: April 09, 2019, 09:50:58 PM »
I'm infinitely more interested in your list of people on The Bore you think should be taken seriously

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9090 on: April 09, 2019, 09:52:49 PM »
people not to take seriously on the bore:

filler, Nintex, Pogi, marrec, Mandark, Great Rumbler, bork

you're welome bud, enjoy your stay

Thanks. marrec is the only obvious one that jumps out at me.

filler throws me pity likes so we’re instant bffs as far as I’m concerned.

Lord Pogi saved me from Era. Forever in his debt.

Just found the mobile theme btw. This changes everything.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9091 on: April 09, 2019, 09:56:20 PM »
There's a mobile theme?!


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9092 on: April 09, 2019, 10:00:03 PM »
people not to take seriously on the bore:

filler, Nintex, Pogi, marrec, Mandark, Great Rumbler, bork

you're welome bud, enjoy your stay

Thanks. marrec is the only obvious one that jumps out at me.

filler throws me pity likes so we’re instant bffs as far as I’m concerned.

Lord Pogi saved me from Era. Forever in his debt.

Just found the mobile theme btw. This changes everything.
*freedom dividend likes  :pimp
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9093 on: April 09, 2019, 10:02:06 PM »
people not to take seriously on the bore:

filler, Nintex, Pogi, marrec, Mandark, Great Rumbler, bork

you're welome bud, enjoy your stay

Thanks. marrec is the only obvious one that jumps out at me.

filler throws me pity likes so we’re instant bffs as far as I’m concerned.

Lord Pogi saved me from Era. Forever in his debt.

Just found the mobile theme btw. This changes everything.

The most important thing to remember is to never take bork seriously. Especially if he issues you a warning, he's just playing around. He loves when you defy him.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9094 on: April 09, 2019, 10:03:26 PM »
I'm infinitely more interested in your list of people on The Bore you think should be taken seriously

shosta, Jack Remington, benipwns, Dufus

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9095 on: April 09, 2019, 10:03:35 PM »
Oh, and there never was an inappropriate relationship between Joe and Rumbler. Never happened. Totally made up.

:putin

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9096 on: April 09, 2019, 10:06:48 PM »
I'm infinitely more interested in your list of people on The Bore you think should be taken seriously

shosta, Jack Remington, benipwns, Dufus

You listed Glen twice. :ufup

PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9097 on: April 09, 2019, 10:09:56 PM »
I'm infinitely more interested in your list of people on The Bore you think should be taken seriously

shosta, Jack Remington, benipwns, Dufus

Making your likes feel stranger every day

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9098 on: April 09, 2019, 10:13:27 PM »
I'm infinitely more interested in your list of people on The Bore you think should be taken seriously
just moblin.

Moblin has mastered the concept of weaponized likes. :rejoice

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9099 on: April 09, 2019, 10:36:03 PM »
BTW I'm taking credit for Ghoul even though he registered a year ago. You owe me a simile, agra

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9100 on: April 09, 2019, 10:41:46 PM »
Pogi is like the trash collector and the Bire is his landfill.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9101 on: April 09, 2019, 10:49:24 PM »
I'll take it  :idont

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9102 on: April 09, 2019, 10:56:16 PM »
Just found the mobile theme btw. This changes everything.
Wait, what? There's a mobile theme?
Spud

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9103 on: April 09, 2019, 11:03:59 PM »

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9104 on: April 09, 2019, 11:06:25 PM »
he meant moblin theme, guys

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9105 on: April 09, 2019, 11:09:08 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9106 on: April 09, 2019, 11:10:26 PM »
Is it too late to blast nintenyearolds off into space?

I only play Diablo 3 and Civ VI on Switch, am I safe?

i want this to be bait but since you come from ERA it's probably not

 :goty2

What’s wrong with what I said? They’re mature games and I only play in public when I’m on a plane or the metro. People always comment on how cool it is.

Please note that I don’t play the kiddie games because then people would judge me.

>playing pc games
>on a switch

 :hhh

Oh I totally misread you. I thought liking the Switch was forbidden here because of Era Nintendo fanboy distinguished mentally-challenged fellowation so I leaned into it. Still in the feeling out process, forgive me. For the record I don’t play my Switch in public because I’m not a savage.

Also Diablo 3 w/ controller >>>>>> Diablo 3 with m&k


:confused

I'm one of the only people here who is PROUD TO BE A NINTENDIE

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9107 on: April 09, 2019, 11:20:34 PM »
RESET ERA -> Tease Err
THE BORE -> Be Other

CARE POST -> Act Poser
SHITPOST -> Hits Spot

 :science

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9108 on: April 09, 2019, 11:22:06 PM »
There's a mobile theme?!


EDIT:  :nsfw
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Top of page ukulele
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Yeah it’s tucked away in the layout settings with a few other themes. After a few minutes of use my final verdict is no bueno.

10/10 idea

2/10 execution

Back to microscopic text  :fbm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9109 on: April 09, 2019, 11:34:48 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9110 on: April 09, 2019, 11:48:36 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/super-lazy-dangerous-driving-ot-ps4-xbox-one-epic-games-store.110623/

If an unprotected user made a lazy devs joke they would get banned

"Hey hey Burnout fan, think you need a new one. Dangerous Driving (OT) PS4, Xbox One, Epic Games Store"

Lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9111 on: April 10, 2019, 12:20:53 AM »
No time to shitpost, have a yuka.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9112 on: April 10, 2019, 12:21:52 AM »
:kobeyuck

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9113 on: April 10, 2019, 12:32:36 AM »
Yuka is ugly and has no tits or ass  :yuck

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« Reply #9114 on: April 10, 2019, 12:35:16 AM »
 :banplz

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9115 on: April 10, 2019, 12:39:22 AM »
What's with all those wusses joining The Bore using different usernames than on Resetera? Incredibly spineless, just like simultaneously continuing to post on RE and pretending to be ok with all the enacted stupidity. Then again, if you are still on RE at this point, you have to be a pretty submissive person.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9116 on: April 10, 2019, 12:52:24 AM »
Bike Jesus, was your korean thottie stacked, or really skinny and petite like all those idols?

A good wholesome Catholic girl with a modest figure.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2019, 03:14:16 AM by BikeJesus »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9117 on: April 10, 2019, 12:56:00 AM »
Link's 'Awakening' actually refers to him coming to terms with his love for Zelda's father and the goomba sex orgies he has in the King's dungeon where mushroom dudes pork him in all holes with the tip of their mushroom heads while the King watches and shouts 'ma boi'

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9118 on: April 10, 2019, 12:57:25 AM »
What's with all those wusses joining The Bore using different usernames than on Resetera? Incredibly spineless, just like simultaneously continuing to post on RE and pretending to be ok with all the enacted stupidity. Then again, if you are still on RE at this point, you have to be a pretty submissive person.
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« Reply #9119 on: April 10, 2019, 12:58:36 AM »
Doesn't it refer to the fact he's in a fish dream?