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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9240 on: April 10, 2019, 02:12:08 PM »
dis argument is hott, both guys got banned

Wow I can't decide which one is more annoying
wow, way to alt-lite dog whistle bro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9241 on: April 10, 2019, 02:15:22 PM »
Does kirblar not want to type out butt or something?

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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9242 on: April 10, 2019, 02:25:43 PM »
from a cursory Google search, looks like a Twitter thing to call him that

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« Reply #9243 on: April 10, 2019, 02:26:48 PM »
The Official MCU thread has links to 6 other MCU threads posted today in the OP :lol
please do not antagonize other members by accusing them of things

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« Reply #9244 on: April 10, 2019, 02:28:06 PM »
Read that as "Seeing Jewel take a shit on the counter" :leon

It’s a tricky maneuver pioneered by Frank Stallone

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frank%20stallone

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9245 on: April 10, 2019, 02:30:07 PM »
from a cursory Google search, looks like a Twitter thing to call him that

they are unnaming him, like they did with Bernard

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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9246 on: April 10, 2019, 02:30:31 PM »
Read that as "Seeing Jewel take a shit on the counter" :leon

It’s a tricky maneuver pioneered by Frank Stallone

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frank%20stallone

Why would you waste a loaf with a glass table?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9247 on: April 10, 2019, 02:32:56 PM »
Frank Stallone fucks


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9248 on: April 10, 2019, 02:33:06 PM »
Read that as "Seeing Jewel take a shit on the counter" :leon

It’s a tricky maneuver pioneered by Frank Stallone

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frank%20stallone
I just hope Robert Francis O'Rourke doesn't feel the need to expand his counter meme to include this.

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« Reply #9249 on: April 10, 2019, 02:41:30 PM »
a fun bonus is how Brianna also can't use any of her background experience over multiple years interning for Congress openly in promoting her campaign because: 1. it reveals her deadname and everything tied to that; b. it was for Republicans

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9250 on: April 10, 2019, 02:53:39 PM »
a fun bonus is how Brianna also can't use any of her background experience over multiple years interning for Congress openly in promoting her campaign because: 1. it reveals her deadname and everything tied to that; b. it was for Republicans

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Deadname her, bb. I want to see these receipts.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9251 on: April 10, 2019, 02:55:36 PM »
a fun bonus is how Brianna also can't use any of her background experience over multiple years interning for Congress openly in promoting her campaign because: 1. it reveals her deadname and everything tied to that; b. it was for Republicans

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Deadname her, bb. I want to see these receipts.

John Flynt


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9252 on: April 10, 2019, 03:00:02 PM »
also: Ad-Elf HitLore lolol.

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« Reply #9253 on: April 10, 2019, 03:06:28 PM »
Janet Reno was 6-2 btw.

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« Reply #9254 on: April 10, 2019, 03:08:05 PM »
I'll have you know that only a gator would assume that she's trans :bolo


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Yeah she's never said she was trans like ever.

Not once.

Literally the only people claiming she's trans are Gaters and shit... just fyi.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chelsea-manning-cautionary-tale-of-not-chilling-with-alt-righters-if-you-want-plausible-deniability.17945/post-3587771

Also this post hasn't aged well, plz ban

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I was scoping out 8chan to see what Gamergate was really about (long story short: anti-semetic "joke"s). I guess that I might have absorbed some bad info in the process.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chelsea-manning-cautionary-tale-of-not-chilling-with-alt-righters-if-you-want-plausible-deniability.17945/post-3588785
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« Reply #9255 on: April 10, 2019, 03:12:28 PM »
i think i knew this but still lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9256 on: April 10, 2019, 03:13:22 PM »
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Right, Manning is FSB... like the leadership of the alt-right.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9257 on: April 10, 2019, 03:13:31 PM »
https://resetera.com//threads/what-are-some-japanese-role-playing-games-with-egregious-lgbtq-representation.110513/post-19686686

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All of them are bad, I think dragon quest xi has the best lgbtq+ with sylvando. JP videogames treat lgbtq+ people like shit. At least I could marry my husband on ffxiv and there's also a gay couple decently done in a dungeon questline, nothing too crazy tho.

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but JP brings to mind the nazi gamergater Jordan Peterson...

why not just write "Japanese"

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« Reply #9258 on: April 10, 2019, 03:13:50 PM »
Pro-tip trans women: if you never, ever say that you're trans, it means you've been a ciswoman all along

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9259 on: April 10, 2019, 03:15:01 PM »
i reported stufte's post, hopefully he gets banned from The Bire like anyone who spreads such lies on Twitter :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9260 on: April 10, 2019, 03:19:12 PM »
can 👏 we 👏 leper 👏 all 👏 nintendies 👏 please 👏

fuck YOU

NINTENDIES ARE TENDIES.

PERIOD.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9261 on: April 10, 2019, 03:19:17 PM »
Boy, Jordan Peterson video games sound like the fucking worst games
i think games from the 29th century might be pretty sweet :yeshrug

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« Reply #9262 on: April 10, 2019, 03:21:30 PM »
More like Janet Ren-ho you know slick willy only hires chicks who fuck.

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« Reply #9263 on: April 10, 2019, 03:21:52 PM »
More like Janet Ren-ho you know slick willy only hires chicks who fuck.

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« Reply #9264 on: April 10, 2019, 03:23:11 PM »
middle of the page Brianna Wu

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« Reply #9265 on: April 10, 2019, 03:26:13 PM »
:fbm

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« Reply #9266 on: April 10, 2019, 03:27:04 PM »
Boy, Jordan Peterson video games sound like the fucking worst games
Chibi Robo was pretty neat.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9267 on: April 10, 2019, 03:27:54 PM »
speaking of Zoe Quinn and mothers, let's enjoy that time her mom wrote an Amazon review of her book she later deleted:

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9268 on: April 10, 2019, 03:31:19 PM »

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« Reply #9269 on: April 10, 2019, 03:31:58 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nasa-accepts-presidents-challenge-to-land-man-and-first-woman-on-moon-by-2024.110757/

Gotta give Trump credit here, flying Melanie off to the Moon is a pretty ingenious way of trading her in for a newer model.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9270 on: April 10, 2019, 03:33:03 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nasa-accepts-presidents-challenge-to-land-man-and-first-woman-on-moon-by-2024.110757/

Gotta give Trump credit here, flying Melanie off to the Moon is a pretty ingenious way of trading her in for a newer model.

welcome to the bire Jay Leno.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9272 on: April 10, 2019, 03:34:01 PM »
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Why? Let's go to Mars or beyond first?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9273 on: April 10, 2019, 03:34:46 PM »
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We've never had a woman on the moon? That seems crazy.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9274 on: April 10, 2019, 03:35:09 PM »
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Should make it two trans folks just to fuck with Trump
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PLEASE let's have the man we send be black (or latino) and gay. It'd be a huge "fuck you" to both Trump and Pence.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9275 on: April 10, 2019, 03:35:47 PM »
NOBODY IN THIS THREAD BETTER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SENDING BRIANNA WU TO PREVENT MOON ROCKS FROM BEING LAUNCHED :bolo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9276 on: April 10, 2019, 03:35:54 PM »
they are advocating for trump to be the first president of the moon  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9277 on: April 10, 2019, 03:35:56 PM »
Of course they focus on the dumb parts of that announcement. Spacex and godmusk are about to guaranteed nasa's :usacry missions for the next three decades, with todays FH launch.

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« Reply #9278 on: April 10, 2019, 03:39:32 PM »
going to the moon is exactly what the escape velocity "accellerationists" want

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« Reply #9279 on: April 10, 2019, 03:41:10 PM »
dude defending NeoGAF.com and Hitlore banned:
User Banned (2 Weeks): Ignoring moderation, dismissing concerns surrounding prejudice and intolerance, previous similar infractions

Well, unlike this place, at least you don't get dogpiled for disagreeing over there.

Now let's do what the mod said, and get back on topic.

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« Reply #9280 on: April 10, 2019, 03:42:42 PM »
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Agreed. I've been involved with anti-fascist work since I started going to punk shows and there was a time in college when I began to question the zero-tolerance policy we had towards Nazis that showed up to those spaces. (Fun fact: this was in the Atlanta, GA area and one of those Nazis was, once upon a time, Richard Spencer and a gang of skinheads he rolled with)

Not anymore.

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« Reply #9281 on: April 10, 2019, 03:42:43 PM »
went to the poliera thread to see the hot takes about AG BARR and they are screeching about logan paul and DEMANDING someone to leak "a summary of the mueller report"

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can someone explain this?

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« Reply #9282 on: April 10, 2019, 03:43:29 PM »
That last page of the 2020 Primaries is some stupid petty shit. Jesus.

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« Reply #9283 on: April 10, 2019, 03:43:47 PM »
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We've never had a woman on the moon? That seems crazy.

This man will be shocked once he learns what skin colour the astronauts had

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« Reply #9284 on: April 10, 2019, 03:44:10 PM »
same dude as anti-fascism since punk shows:
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I'm happy Era doesn't tolerate "racism is just a political opinion" but holy shit it is becoming normalized around me.
Just want to point out that, yes, same here but also that's why I already love this community. Haven't felt safe in a gaming-adjacent space in some time.

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« Reply #9285 on: April 10, 2019, 03:45:06 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9286 on: April 10, 2019, 03:45:35 PM »
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This timeline is the worst fucking timeline. i'd day someone needs to pull a Thanos, but then all the evil fucks would probably be spared.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9287 on: April 10, 2019, 03:46:55 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-appears-logan-paul-has-teamed-up-with-alex-jones.110749/

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Incoming Garbage Avengers crossover with Dave Rubin, Paul Joseph Watson, Ben Shapiro, Lauren Southern, Pewdiepie, Candace Owens and Milo Yiannopoulus?

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« Reply #9288 on: April 10, 2019, 03:47:25 PM »
thanks xerith before you were inevitably banned for directing me to this thread: https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-crash-bandicoot-stole-the-relevancy-of-sonic-the-headgehog.110616/

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9289 on: April 10, 2019, 03:50:05 PM »
afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9290 on: April 10, 2019, 03:51:35 PM »
That last page of the 2020 Primaries is some stupid petty shit. Jesus.

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Enough with the metacommentary about the site and who it's users support or do not support.

I'm starting to think I'M the moderator from era that reads the bire.

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« Reply #9291 on: April 10, 2019, 03:57:25 PM »
afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

You in Colorado Jenkem?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9292 on: April 10, 2019, 03:58:04 PM »
I'll have you know that only a gator would assume that she's trans :bolo


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Yeah she's never said she was trans like ever.

Not once.

Literally the only people claiming she's trans are Gaters and shit... just fyi.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chelsea-manning-cautionary-tale-of-not-chilling-with-alt-righters-if-you-want-plausible-deniability.17945/post-3587771

I wonder what they would do if you started talking about this particular piece of shit named John Flynt who worked for the Republicans, like just as an aside this one guy you remembered reading about who sounded like a real asshole mostly due to his conservative roots

You know, apropos of nothing
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9293 on: April 10, 2019, 03:58:33 PM »
afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

You in Colorado Jenkem?

no minneapolis mn

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« Reply #9294 on: April 10, 2019, 03:58:35 PM »
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This will not happen.

1. We lack the funding.
2. We lack the technology, science and know how.
3. Every single year a similar announcement is made and then completely abandoned.

NASA is incapable of pulling this off even if they had the necessary funds in which they do not
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nasa-accepts-presidents-challenge-to-land-man-and-first-woman-on-moon-by-2024.110757/post-19720873

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We have obviously been unable to replicate the old Apollo era technology nor do we have the expertise to do so. We can’t even send people into space anymore lol.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nasa-accepts-presidents-challenge-to-land-man-and-first-woman-on-moon-by-2024.110757/post-19721459

wat :idont

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« Reply #9295 on: April 10, 2019, 03:58:45 PM »
that one is free, benjo

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« Reply #9296 on: April 10, 2019, 03:59:53 PM »
afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

You in Colorado Jenkem?

no minneapolis mn

it was 80 degrees here yesterday. today we get a blizzard.

lol.

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« Reply #9297 on: April 10, 2019, 04:06:49 PM »
I wonder what they would do if you started talking about this particular piece of shit named John Flynt who worked for the Republicans, like just as an aside this one guy you remembered reading about who sounded like a real asshole mostly due to his conservative roots

You know, apropos of nothing
I think more important is that time years later he threw a violent fit full of racist and homophobic language that led to his college newspaper getting a restraining order placed against him.

Because they wouldn't publish his comic strip.

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« Reply #9298 on: April 10, 2019, 04:08:19 PM »
So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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« Reply #9299 on: April 10, 2019, 04:09:39 PM »
So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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