River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[jorma]

afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

You in Colorado Jenkem?

no minneapolis mn

Cool! Isn't that were Brandon and Brenda came from before they moved to the US and met Jason Priestley?

[Nintex]

afternoon fam
there is a blizzard going on outside right now
how y'all doin?

Went to the doctor because my stomach hurts as hell and I'm ocassionally shitting blood.

Otherwise the same old same old.

[benjipwns]

Dude is a clown and the old forum is the new 4chan

lore rollin in it

[agrajag]

So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 we 👏 are 👏 protesting 👏 Nintendo 👏 in 👏 2019 👏

do black people pause and clap in between every word when they speak irl?

[benjipwns]

do black people pause and clap in between every word when they speak irl?

dunno, never met one

[Ghoul]

I'm not a games designer......

I identify as a games designer for the news.

[Lonewulfeus]

So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 we 👏 are 👏 protesting 👏 Nintendo 👏 in 👏 2019 👏

do black people pause and clap in between every word when they speak irl?

Just slayven, he’s working on syllables now.

[agrajag]

do black people pause and clap in between every word when they speak irl?

dunno, never met one

well I watched the Candace Owens testimony and I'm pretty sure she didn't do that

[benjipwns]

well I watched the Candace Owens testimony and I'm pretty sure she didn't do that

coons probably don't, only real black people

[Ghoul]

Reset, fuck the old place it's 4chan

Also Reset: the old place is not 4chan

NO CROSS FORUM DRAMA, BAN PERSON DEFENDING OLD PLACE.

[BIONIC]

So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 we 👏 are 👏 protesting 👏 Nintendo 👏 in 👏 2019 👏

*right after Christmas break

[agrajag]

well I watched the Candace Owens testimony and I'm pretty sure she didn't do that

coons probably don't, only real black people

[benjipwns]

this is the post that's gonna politics

[PogiJones]

speaking of Zoe Quinn and mothers, let's enjoy that time her mom wrote an Amazon review of her book she later deleted:
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Sounds like a family friend, not her mother.

[Ghoul]

I wonder what Rachel Dolezal era handle is.

[team filler]

I wonder what Rachel Dolezal era handle is.

enzom

[benjipwns]

*right after Christmas break

they're probably on Spring Break now, they'll get to it when they sober up

[Uncle]

speaking of Zoe Quinn and mothers, let's enjoy that time her mom wrote an Amazon review of her book she later deleted:
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Sounds like a family friend, not her mother.

Pogi you innocent goddamn son of a bitch

[clothedmacuser]

dis argument is hott, both guys got banned: https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-an-easy-mode-has-never-ruined-a-game.109436/post-19676624

Wrong again buddy. How do you bridge this shit opinion from me asking for god mode or easy mode? Sorry I can't give the answer to every disability or difficulty. You are engaging with the Nirvana fallacy and are asking me to solve every problem that I can't conceive of. The point of my advocacy is to draw attention to gamers with disabilities, and developers can help with these problems in a variety of ways and many of which I can't conceive off of the top of my fucking head.

Don't worry though a lot of people have already thought of fantastic solutions that can suit a variety of games and players alike http://gameaccessibilityguidelines.com/

Personally I get massively triggered by people who use their disability (or race and gender) to shut down progressive solutions or discussions about helping those in need. Get out of here with that shit.

wow what a super progressive dude who makes use of language that belittles and makes fun of rape survivors and ptsd sufferers to describe their experience of getting some pushback in an internet discussion

Nice, you're too dumb to address my argument! Yeah I would tell any one of these people to shut the fuck up if they were, for example, a women at an abortion clinic telling rape survivors that they are going to hell for giving up their baby.

you're using faux progressiveness as a bludgeon to shut down the points of other posters. if you can't do so without using alt-right lingo, i'm not going to think you're arguing in good faith, and yes won't waste time responding to your posts

stop using alt-right language like "triggered" and maybe people will take you seriously when you pretend to care about people with disabilities

also, nice use of ableist language like "dumb"

You are painting me as an alt-righter because I'm advocating for non-typIcal gamers? Woof that is a wild take from the only person who thinks there is a conspiracy to ruin games under the guise of 'mah diability'

Get some air, guy.

no, but for using language like "triggered" in a way that makes light of victims of sexual abuse and sufferers of ptsd

(also i didn't even say that you're alt-right, just that you use alt-right lingo)

you seem to struggle with reading compression. maybe you need an easy mode version of era

I used it to describe myself my guy, but go ahead keep up with the derail and misrepresentation of my argument by calling me alt-right.

yes you used language coined by survivors of rape to describe your personal experience of facing disagreement on an internet forum, thereby implying that the two are in anyway comparable

yikes

(and again, i never called you alt-right, just pointed out that you used alt-right language, which you did)

Yeah and derailing and misrepresenting my argument are one of the core tenants of the internet alt-righter, but I'll let the mods decide if your speech is appropriate.

i never called you alt-right, everyone can see that you repeatedly misrepresent my posts by saying i called you alt-right when i never did

(i am sure you think such deliberate misrepresentation of my posts will help you in your attempts to ban bait me)

i just said you used alt-right language, which you indeed did use

This is the most Era thing I've ever read.

We have obviously been unable to replicate the old Apollo era technology nor do we have the expertise to do so. We can’t even send people into space anymore lol.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nasa-accepts-presidents-challenge-to-land-man-and-first-woman-on-moon-by-2024.110757/post-19721459

wat

We live in the grim-dark future now.

[Momo]

Boy, Jordan Peterson video games sound like the fucking worst games

can only assume it's some sort of Bible game where you do chores and wank Jesus off on Sundays

[Jenkem]

So what did Barr end up giving the Genesis?

A 2/10, she much preferred the SNES

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this 👏 is 👏 why 👏 we 👏 are 👏 protesting 👏 Nintendo 👏 in 👏 2019 👏

do black people pause and clap in between every word when they speak irl?

judge for yourself
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1114194254996234240

[Jenkem]

she was plagiarizing the theme to The Jeffersons

oh wait, nevermind that is about moving on up through the social ranks not staying in your place as a wage slave servant to the elite 

[Momo]

Why do you guys have such clowns for politicians lmao
I mean most politicians are clowns, the Brexit stuff is super hilarious, but at least that's regarding some issue of policy.

[Jenkem]

Why do you guys have such clowns for politicians lmao
I mean most politicians are clowns, the Brexit stuff is super hilarious, but at least that's regarding some issue of policy.

[benjipwns]

why would i want to be a member of Congress

[benjipwns]

In 2007, the Honest Leadership and Open Government Act was enacted; this act provides that a member of Congress convicted of one or more of a list of enumerated felonies (those relating to corruption, election crimes, or official misconduct) will forfeit his or her pension.

but not murder huh

[Jenkem]

why would i want to be a member of Congress

to own PoliERA

imagine the kirblar takes

[Nintex]

"There is nothing wrong with working in a capitalist society"

The mad man did it again. 

[benjipwns]

Amends federal civil service law regarding the Civil Service Retirement System (CSRS) and the Federal Employees' Retirement System (FERS) to exclude from retirement accounting any service as a Member of Congress of an individual finally convicted of a felony involving:
(1) bribery of public officials and witnesses;
(2) acting as an agent of a foreign principal while a federal public official;
(3) fraud by wire, radio, or television, including as part of a scheme to deprive citizens of honest services;
(4) prohibited foreign trade practices by domestic concerns;
(5) engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specified unlawful activity;
(6) tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant;
(7) racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations;
(8) conspiracy to commit an offense or to defraud the United States;
(9) perjury; or
(10) subornation of perjury. Entitles such individual, all the same, to so much of his or her lump-sum credit as is attributable to such service.

jeez i was just joking Congress

[benjipwns]

Congress will be a step down from my Supreme Court appointment imo

[Nintex]

(3) fraud by wire, radio, or television,

All CNN/Fox News/MSNBC panels on suicide watch 

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/who-is-your-favorite-girl-on-archie.110779/

This is why women are leaving RE in droves 

[benjipwns]

I guess it depends on their personalities.

yikes

[benjipwns]

If you look at the media coverage of Beto it's mostly been negative. They are talking about his Vanity Fair cover and standing on things. They made him apologize for saying his wife was taking care of the kids while he campaigned.
They are saying he went too far when he said Trump is using the same language about immigrants that Hitler did and that Netanyahu is a racist. His positive media coverage has mainly been limited to his fundraising numbers.

starting to like this guy, thanks for the heads up Vom

[benjipwns]

That 2020 straw poll we had here got brigaded by Tulsi stans lol, she had like 2k votes iirc

We're under constant observation by multiple troll/hate sites. Any public poll is going to be a disaster.

how many times did you vote filler?

[benjipwns]

I mentioned this a while ago. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up able to mess with votes in 3 key states. You wouldn’t even have to change votes. Just delete a few votes here and there and the election results are drastically changed. It may have sounded like a crazy conspiracy theory just a few years ago but it seems like the more we find out about Russia’s intervention, the more robust their meddling was.

I’m still of the mind they may have changed people’s addresses who were likely to receive absentee ballots and who were also less likely to care/follow up if they did not receive them.

Man, I do wonder what help the Russians got on the inside to make this possible, wasn't one of the people indicted in the Mueller probe involved in faking records or am I getting mixed up? A op on this scale would have to get insiders involved to be as effective as it was.

Meanwhile, the traitors allied with Russia are all still free and about minus manafort, and he already got a sweet deal from a judge for his blameless life.

America is a disaster.

I think it's safe to say that the Cold War never actually ended.

It should be considered an act of war.

Time for big whistleblowers.

Literally the union at stake.

Somebody needs to be a hero at long last.

So better to ignore it? Not saying armed conflict is the resolution, but to not give this the attention it deserves and guard against this behavior would be tantamount to ignoring Russian troops invading.

[BisMarckie]

Wait, who blows the whistle on the whistleblowers who are all Russian assets about Russian meddling?

[BIONIC]

Is it really a Cold War if the American administration is allied with the Russian administration? How can America both be a puppet of and at war with Russia?

I thought you played MGS?

 

[Nintex]

At that point Manafort was already in legal trouble. How else were the Russians going to get accurate results, CNN?

[benjipwns]

Is it really a Cold War if the American administration is allied with the Russian administration? How can America both be a puppet of and at war with Russia?

says the guy who just read a whole bunch of the MGS wiki

[benjipwns]

it's a good thing the OP didn't quote this part of the article:

The FBI and DHS analysts who authored the JIB noted that they had no information on how many of those attempts were successful, aside from two instances when "Russian government operators in June 2016 accessed voter registration files and a sample ballot from a US county website."

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Boy, Jordan Peterson video games sound like the fucking worst games

can only assume it's some sort of Bible game where you do chores and wank Jesus off on Sundays

 

[Uncle]

[Ghoul]

watched some old brianna wu vids, what a bunch of hit pieces. DEAF THREATS

[benjipwns]

watched some old brianna wu vids, what a bunch of hit pieces. DEAF THREATS

did you watch this one with the head child pornographer of THQNordic's favorite website that gives daymares to child rape victims?

[benjipwns]

This is a hate site, alright, you mother fuckers hate citing links

if what i quote is not from a near immediate earlier post, assume it's from PoliERA and the PoliERA spin-off thread and i assume nobody wants to read that garbage except me and Vom, otherwise i do try to link

those were from PoliERA spin-off thread

sorry, i will try to indicate that in some way in the future without linking

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-you-still-optimistic-about-the-internet.110783/

 

[benjipwns]

Nevermind the algorithm hellscape we have with Youtube, the Twitter bot armies and social engineering to sway elections. Regulations to control it in Europe, the great Firewall in China, Net neutrality being constantly under assault, shit is just bad right now, and I don't think it will get better any time soon...

wouldn't those be positives for what they want ended about the Internet?

[benjipwns]

I'm black so I was never optimistic about the internet.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

it's a good thing the OP didn't quote this part of the article:

The FBI and DHS analysts who authored the JIB noted that they had no information on how many of those attempts were successful, aside from two instances when "Russian government operators in June 2016 accessed voter registration files and a sample ballot from a US county website."

How else would Obama try to collude and coupe de tat trump from office if they  weren't super neat?

[benjipwns]

It doesn't feel like the internet has led to a more educated empathetic world.

I can see why a ResetERA.com member, and thus someone who doesn't visit anything except ResetERA.com or else they're suspicious, might feel this way.

[clothedmacuser]

I finally got around to watching that porno Propagandhim recommended, Bitch Confessions - Asa Akira, and he was right.  She's delightful in it and in no way mean or spiteful.   It also features my favorite porn actor Marco.  Marco is a great talent because he always smiles.





His porn face is to smile and he brings that charm on set.  Just a happy chappie in every way.

[benjipwns]

How else would Obama try to collude and coupe de tat trump from office if they  weren't super neat?

Obama worked with the Russians to stop Hillary and install Trump into power. Follow the money and blackmail. Follow the subpoenas and investigations. None for Obama, Clapper and Brennan doing nothing while watching this all happen. And the latter two spend all of their post-office life spreading phony counterintelligence in a clear op?

If Alex Jones "as someone who has observed lots of penises" knew, if Joan Rivers knew, Russia knew:

[benjipwns]

Why would you be optimistic about anything living in such an imperfect world.

Its unfortunate, but there arent enough people as a collective willing to fight for the right things or be aware of their own follies.

its all going to get so much worse

No it’s a hellscape.

in the past a they would be forced to change their ways and fly straight or be shunned and outcast from their community

now the internet gives them a place to congregate and grow worse

 

[benjipwns]

I finally got around to watching that porno Propagandhim recommended, Bitch Confessions - Asa Akira, and he was right.  She's delightful in it and in no way mean or spiteful.   It also features my favorite porn actor Marco.  Marco is a great talent because he always smiles.


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His porn face is to smile and he brings that charm on set.  Just a happy chappie in every way.

Why would you be optimistic about anything living in such an imperfect world.

[Uncle]

watched some old brianna wu vids, what a bunch of hit pieces. DEAF THREATS

I just recently learned a whole lot about Brianna Wu's "death threats," it was very interesting

Years ago there was a group of weirdos making videos under the name Deagle Nation which were hilarious and outlandish and everyone questioned how they could possibly be real

The main guy in the videos, Jace Connors, was basically a real life Mac from Always Sunny

Wearing sunglasses and saying shit like "I don't have a real gun because killing people is gay that's why I have airsoft which is the coolest thing ever and check out my videos on how to make this DIY tactical scythe"



These dudes made several "death threats" against Brianna Wu, in fact possibly the only death threats she received, and she freaked out, and continually cited/cites them as part of the extreme harassment she received

Well

Eventually it was discovered through Steam ID shenanigans that the entire thing was in fact fake performance art; Jace Connors had a different real name, all his friends were in on it with their own fake personas and acts, even his mother was in on it

All the actors responsible revealed themselves once and for all in a final stream, took a bow, and sunsetted the project

And Wu was left publicly embarrassed

But not embarrassed enough to stop using the Deagle Nation death threats videos in her latest congress ads though  (around 1:00)



Fun fact...the winter car crash scene there was an actual car crash "Jace Connors" got into, and he came out of the car already in character and recording because he knew it would be perfect for his persona

But that crash also gave him a concussion that changed him and made him unable to perform the part anymore, leading to the end of Deagle Nation

If you would like to hear the entire story in more detail:

[Boredfrom]

As a tool to augment positive behaviors, it's dope. Otherwise it's almost completely evil, thanks to humanz

 

[Uncle]

I made that post for you Benji

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dumb-rivalries-that-probably-only-exist-in-your-head.110724/

ResetEra vs whoever they feel is spying on them and shit

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also USA vs Russia

[close]

[HaughtyFrank]

I finally got around to watching that porno Propagandhim recommended, Bitch Confessions - Asa Akira, and he was right.  She's delightful in it and in no way mean or spiteful.   It also features my favorite porn actor Marco.  Marco is a great talent because he always smiles.


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His porn face is to smile and he brings that charm on set.  Just a happy chappie in every way.

Also a great stuntman