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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9840 on: April 12, 2019, 09:23:24 PM »
:rodney

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9841 on: April 12, 2019, 09:23:58 PM »
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Guess this answers the question of whether the mods would improve with SweetNicole gone.
Can't wait for "respecting other cultures", to morph into full blown xenophobia.
"Stay in your lane" is a good start, as a slogan.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9842 on: April 12, 2019, 09:28:11 PM »
All that Crossing Eden Star Wars thread tells me is that they don’t actually understand storytelling and themes.

Simply because the dual protagonist is a villain and is espousing the theme doesn’t mean that’s not the theme. That’s not how storytelling works. A villain can for sure represent an angle the story is going for. If anything they can serve as the counter point.

It is for sure about not letting the past control the future. Kylo Ren’s angle may be too extreme, but that’s the question the story poses.

At every angle the story says the past and legacy are weird things to be a slave to.

Rey’s past doesn’t matter.
Luke thought the worship of the Jedi of the past was wrong.
Characters like Finn need too move on from their past selves and embrace their new selves.

It’s also missing the point that at that moment is when Kylo Ren really becomes himself. The movie is showing that not trying yourself to a legacy is a complicated thing..

But another reason that thread sucks is because it goes with the premise that the discussion sucks while also trying to shut down any actual conversation.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9843 on: April 12, 2019, 09:28:31 PM »
:rodney

I think you mean:

:whatsthedeal with a little :dice

The seinfeld emoji text is literally "whatsthedeal"

zepblackstar

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9844 on: April 12, 2019, 09:44:03 PM »
Neither especially the resistance who fucked up so bad they are down to less than a full crew on the falcon.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9845 on: April 12, 2019, 09:45:02 PM »
All that Crossing Eden Star Wars thread tells me is that they don’t actually understand storytelling and themes.

Simply because the dual protagonist is a villain and is espousing the theme doesn’t mean that’s not the theme. That’s not how storytelling works. A villain can for sure represent an angle the story is going for. If anything they can serve as the counter point.

It is for sure about not letting the past control the future. Kylo Ren’s angle may be too extreme, but that’s the question the story poses.

At every angle the story says the past and legacy are weird things to be a slave to.

Rey’s past doesn’t matter.
Luke thought the worship of the Jedi of the past was wrong.
Characters like Finn need too move on from their past selves and embrace their new selves.

It’s also missing the point that at that moment is when Kylo Ren really becomes himself. The movie is showing that not trying yourself to a legacy is a complicated thing..

But another reason that thread sucks is because it goes with the premise that the discussion sucks while also trying to shut down any actual conversation.

Crossing Eden is just pretending because it looks like Disney is shitting on Rian Johnson take. He is not that deep. Star Wars is not that deep as he tries to argue.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9846 on: April 12, 2019, 10:03:19 PM »
:rodney

I think you mean:

:whatsthedeal with a little :dice

The seinfeld emoji text is literally "whatsthedeal"


BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9847 on: April 12, 2019, 10:09:01 PM »
If Star Wars wasn‘t deep, then why has Pretentious Hobo(pbuh :bobby ) dedicated his life to it? :gurl



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Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9849 on: April 12, 2019, 10:15:03 PM »
https://twitter.com/brettwhite/status/1116874880912371712

wut

He is not wrong, is just that he is thinking that the franchise still has heart on it when is even more soulless than the average Marvel film.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9850 on: April 12, 2019, 10:15:42 PM »
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Your mother got with a pig before she met your father. It’s the only explanation for your lack of empathy and further allowance of a system built on filling prisons with POC who’ve done fuck all in crimes.

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« Reply #9851 on: April 12, 2019, 10:17:18 PM »
It just doesn't feel right without :bobby's opinion on Star Wars dominating Reee's discussion. Cheebo and Crossing Eden try their best to fill his kid sized shoes, but they just don't compare.

BisMarckie

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« Reply #9852 on: April 12, 2019, 10:17:51 PM »
While this gets you a 3 days timeout, arguing with cheebo over Star Wars gets you permed. :delicious

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I don't particularly enjoy it when the political messages aren't integrated very well or when the people who have direct control over the movie espouse ideologies I'm opposed to, but that might just be me. Weren't you the one who said, and I quote: So which is it, are these movies platforms for political ideas or "just movie


Man Cheebo is such a pathetic bitch. :heh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9853 on: April 12, 2019, 10:18:44 PM »
https://twitter.com/brettwhite/status/1116874880912371712

wut
No, my heart is telling me don't bother watching this at the cinema, 'cause it's another rehash of old material.
You could really do a million fun things in the Star Wars universe, instead they waste time either doing pathetic nostalgia bait, or shitty "meta commentary" on the man-children.

Just do a fun adventure romp and keep it simple, you morons.
Have the guy/gal chase a McGuffin through 5 weird ass planets, and fight some space ninjas, entering in contact some alien cock/vagina on the way, the end.
That distinguished mentally-challenged fellow Luc Besson sci fi of a couple of years ago was a better star Wars than this shit.

Boredfrom

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« Reply #9854 on: April 12, 2019, 10:23:47 PM »
Rey is Luke’s daughter, let’s cut the BS. JJ big plan was let another asshole deal with the fallout of that shitty move.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9855 on: April 12, 2019, 10:25:53 PM »
They should just let Kojima write the next Star Wars movies. Problem solved.

Darth Maul coming back from the dead. Han Solo living on in Luke Skywalker‘s arm. :aah

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9856 on: April 12, 2019, 10:27:35 PM »
They should just let Kojima write the next Star Wars movies. Problem solved.

Honestly, it would be much better. Like prequels ‘better’.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9857 on: April 12, 2019, 10:28:49 PM »
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Darth Maul coming back from the dead.

 :doge

Dude, you don’t know?

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9858 on: April 12, 2019, 10:30:15 PM »
I only watched Episode 1,3,4,5,6 and 7.  :doge

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9859 on: April 12, 2019, 10:35:07 PM »
I only watched Episode 1,3,4,5,6 and 7.  :doge

I mean, is unimportant but:

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He has been back since Clone Wars CGI cartoon. He also appears at the end of Solo
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Is still a nobody in the “totally planned and deep story of the franchise “ though.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9860 on: April 12, 2019, 10:39:28 PM »
They should just let Kojima write the next Star Wars movies. Problem solved.

Darth Maul coming back from the dead. Han Solo living on in Luke Skywalker‘s arm. :aah

He doesn't "come back from the dead". That'd be stupid as fuck. What happens is he gets cut in half, falls down a garbage shute, and lives.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9861 on: April 12, 2019, 10:41:28 PM »
They should just let Kojima write the next Star Wars movies. Problem solved.

Darth Maul coming back from the dead. Han Solo living on in Luke Skywalker‘s arm. :aah

He doesn't "come back from the dead". That'd be stupid as fuck. What happens is he gets cut in half, falls down a garbage shute, and lives.

And has robot legs.

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9862 on: April 12, 2019, 10:41:46 PM »
Wasn’t Darth Maul the one with the soul stone?

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9863 on: April 12, 2019, 10:42:50 PM »
But what if Darth Maul was so angry about dying that he comes back to life just for his revenge? Maybe as someone who is on fire. Just spitballing here.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9864 on: April 12, 2019, 10:43:50 PM »
Now that I think about... I can see JJ Abrams being enough of a hack fraud to use him again as Sheev right hand man.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9865 on: April 12, 2019, 10:44:51 PM »
5 Star Wars threads on resetera's first page

 :no1curr

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9866 on: April 12, 2019, 10:45:11 PM »
But what if Darth Maul was so angry about dying that he comes back to life just for his revenge? Maybe as someone who is on fire. Just spitballing here.

He is supposedly killed by Obi Wan again (in Rebels I think).

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9867 on: April 12, 2019, 10:49:02 PM »
Okay, okay. But what if there was a virus called Jedi-Die. And the only people able to fight it are a suicidal lady who hangs out with a vampire for some reason and a shy little kid living on some spaceship?

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9868 on: April 12, 2019, 10:52:16 PM »
Okay, okay. But what if there was a virus called Jedi-Die. And the only people able to fight it are a suicidal lady who hangs out with a vampire for some reason and a shy little kid living on some spaceship?

I think the old EU did it.

thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9869 on: April 12, 2019, 10:54:13 PM »
Chewie was killed by a moon in the EU. Let's not forget that.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9870 on: April 12, 2019, 10:59:51 PM »
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Guess this answers the question of whether the mods would improve with SweetNicole gone.

Sweet Nicole was one of the better ones!

I'll never understand why the bire hate machine chewed Sweet Sweet Nikole out.

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9871 on: April 12, 2019, 11:02:02 PM »
 :nerds

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9872 on: April 12, 2019, 11:09:54 PM »
I only watched Episode 1,3,4,5,6 and 7.  :doge

Hey what order should I watch them in? Maybe I should start a thread!
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9873 on: April 12, 2019, 11:11:18 PM »
Chewbacca will still be waltzing around without pants on in the new movie and Era won’t even care.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9874 on: April 13, 2019, 12:08:44 AM »
what if Kylo Ren is Darth Icky

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9875 on: April 13, 2019, 12:35:56 AM »
Okay, okay. But what if there was a virus called Jedi-Die. And the only people able to fight it are a suicidal lady who hangs out with a vampire for some reason and a shy little kid living on some spaceship?
Not "Je-Die"?

Coffee Dog

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9876 on: April 13, 2019, 01:57:03 AM »
I'm asshurt that even if TLJ was a bad movie as a whole, the Rey/Kylo plotline was the most interesting Star Wars content I've seen since ROTJ and now we're heading back to JJ's bland pisswater. I probably won't even go see it in theaters because I have no attachment to any sort of overarching plot.

Really, the biggest failing of the new trilogy was not having a big bad villain in the vein of Vader. We needed to see the new characters bounce off a really evil motherfucker, and we never got that because they defanged Kylo Ren so early on. It made him a really fun character that almost works more as a tertiary lead in the story, but it robbed the rest of the narrative of so much that it actually might be an improvement to bring Sheev back.

ResetBanBot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9877 on: April 13, 2019, 02:05:55 AM »
When did it become normal for adults to be way too invested in children's movies made by Disney? There is no greater display of ultra consumerism, and identitarianism through materialistic overconsumption of useless goods. Truly this is the lowest common denominator thing brand ever produced in the history of trans-media franchises.

Anyone who watches this trash should feel bad for being someone who makes the world an objectively worse place by spending their money on things that promote the worst aspects of consumerism and capitalism. #RemoveMarketers


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« Reply #9878 on: April 13, 2019, 03:03:26 AM »
It just doesn't feel right without :bobby's opinion on Star Wars dominating Reee's discussion. Cheebo and Crossing Eden try their best to fill his kid sized shoes, but they just don't compare.

Bobby probably regrets becoming a force ghost on Era right now. So many kiddos to yell at in the new thread.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9879 on: April 13, 2019, 03:08:44 AM »
I only watched Episode 1,3,4,5,6 and 7.  :doge

Hey what order should I watch them in? Maybe I should start a thread!
4 then 5 then 6...
Spud


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9881 on: April 13, 2019, 04:09:15 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eras-inaction-on-targeted-racism-against-non-jewish-black-people.111290/

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This is an abject failure from moderation to administration.

Posters constantly shit on people just because they are Chinese. “Diet” racism never gets moderated in Omar threads, some of the posts disgusting enough that if you substitute in , “A Black Person”, “A Jewish Person”. The poster would be instantly banned. The irony doesn’t miss me that Omar is black, but I guess her Muslim heritage supersedes that.

Which brings me to my next point . The amount of intolerance and ignorance against Middle Easter/Islamic people is disgusting.

And then the slight mention of Israel people supporting a terrorist, fascist and racists regime gets a person a ban is disgusting and gross.

I’ve brought these issues up via reports to moderation with no avail. So it leaves me that this forum Could not care less about any of this. As long as it doesn’t disturb the status quo.

I have three words for all of you.

Be fucking better.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9882 on: April 13, 2019, 04:41:46 AM »
https://resetera.com//threads/gunfire-games-blocked-me-on-twitter-for-asking-for-a-tip-on-darksiders-3.111223/post-19789558

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Gamers trusting these pedos in the first place is sus anyway Fuck THQ

Wow, not a good look Resetera mods.
this is why Ms.Galaxy is leaving the site in droves.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9883 on: April 13, 2019, 05:21:34 AM »
Jpop better not come here, fuck that loser, unban him now era  :ufup

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9885 on: April 13, 2019, 05:37:03 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/polygon-apex-legends-has-lost-its-huge-momentum.111252/page-2#post-19795841

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I think one of the bigger factors might have actually been the launch of Sekiro. Apex seems like it drew a lot of players who weren't exclusively online FPS fans, but rather just fans of great/'prestige' games. Apex held their attention for awhile, then eventually a new thing came along to draw focus.

This has to be the single dumbest take I’ve ever seen on Era.

:mindblown

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« Reply #9886 on: April 13, 2019, 06:51:19 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-white-restaurateur-advertised-%E2%80%98clean%E2%80%99-chinese-food-chinese-americans-had-something-to-say-about-it.111207/post-19788363

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"Wok in, take out" god damn, she really has no chill. That's so racist it's hard to even be mad, just shook.

How is this even a little bit racist, let alone "so racist it's hard to even be mad, just shook"? It's just a pun on a wok pan.

I sure would like their take on an old Chinese cooking show I watched back when I was a kid:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok_with_Yan

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9887 on: April 13, 2019, 06:58:16 AM »
there's a japanese restaurant below my workplace that has shit like 'miso happy' and other vaguely racist shit on it and it really grinds my gears but i have no idea if the owners are asian or not and other related shit and honestly i'm so tired. i'm tired by all of this. why

that's not really related but it miffs me and i wanted to post about it somewhere, so

Oh man, that‘s rough. Stay strong.

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9888 on: April 13, 2019, 07:12:44 AM »
there's a japanese restaurant below my workplace that has shit like 'miso happy' and other vaguely racist shit on it and it really grinds my gears but i have no idea if the owners are asian or not and other related shit and honestly i'm so tired. i'm tired by all of this. why

that's not really related but it miffs me and i wanted to post about it somewhere, so

Oh man, that‘s rough. Stay strong.
shit like this makes apartheid seem like a summers day picnic :fbm

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9889 on: April 13, 2019, 07:15:52 AM »
Benji needs to dox that restaurant, to see if the owners are Asians or not, so we can rain on them harder than a Mongolian Compound Bow.

Rahxephon91

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9890 on: April 13, 2019, 08:00:21 AM »
Why is this thread so old and white that it celebrates an asian girl with barely any cake?

I demand thicc thots.
:ohyeah

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9891 on: April 13, 2019, 08:28:12 AM »
Why is this thread so old and white that it celebrates an asian girl with barely any cake?

I demand thicc thots.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45495.0

Pls contribute to our growing library  :-[
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9892 on: April 13, 2019, 08:51:02 AM »
Why is this thread so old and white that it celebrates an asian girl with barely any cake?

I demand thicc thots.

I thought you were leaving. You keep doing farewell tours like Himu.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9893 on: April 13, 2019, 08:52:46 AM »
Why is this thread so old and white that it celebrates an asian girl with barely any cake?

I demand thicc thots.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/core-values

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9894 on: April 13, 2019, 09:12:57 AM »
:nerds
https://twitter.com/OfWudan/status/1116767056592904193

Too cool to watch Star Wars, but not to cool to spend all day on Twitter yelling at people about how cool you are. :neogaf
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9895 on: April 13, 2019, 09:14:38 AM »
Taking a stand on the vidya culture war. :nope

Thotties :mouf

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9896 on: April 13, 2019, 09:20:02 AM »
that dude looks like a cross of vin diesel and fooseytube.

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Star Wars "The Rise Of Skywalker"

WE REALLY FUCKED THE LAST JEDI SO WE GOTTA MAKE SURE MAN BABIES BUY OUR "COLLECTABLES" aka toys.

When I went to the last jedi screening, I got fucking wasted during, then decided about half way to fuck off and go play bowling.

Even left my stuff there jacket/keys/phone so about 2am I'm stumbling to my buddies house to collect my things so I could go home

 :rejoice


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9897 on: April 13, 2019, 09:21:11 AM »
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Guess this answers the question of whether the mods would improve with SweetNicole gone.

Sweet Nicole was one of the better ones!

I'll never understand why the bire hate machine chewed Sweet Sweet Nikole out.

 :donot

admin-protecting one of the most toxic posters because you're fucking them, then when the heats getting too hot from the proles giving them a name change to hide their rep ain't good adminning.

also, wow, "one of the good ones"? say what you really want to say, you ain't slick, etc

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #9898 on: April 13, 2019, 09:22:25 AM »
I would let someone shitpost with impunity if they were sucking my dick. :trumps

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #9899 on: April 13, 2019, 09:26:10 AM »
Its pretty fucking bad that I was still kinda interested in seeing Revenge Of The Sith and how that ended up even after Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones than I am about seeing Last Skywalker after TFA and TLJ where I sorta dont actually give a shit anymore.

Even after the chinese dubbed leaks and donotwant.gif. I'm just 'eh' at the franchise now. Its just standard hollywood summer blockbuster whizzbang spectacle.
:idont