River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Lonewulfeus]

James teaches at Shosta’s school?  Give the little fucker a detention 

[TVC15]

mods pls word filter "into the Brain Force Plus bottle" into "made into a small dad"

I suggest “into the...”

[Joe Molotov]

so cool!

[james]

How do you guys cut stuff so theyre not squares

You teach people? In our schools?

I'm not an art major, I have a real profession.

The first cuck who teaches me how to cut things into not squares using MS Paint gets a week of likes.

[shosta]

Thinking that teaching political science is a respectable profession

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-is-microsoft-the-largest-tech-company-getting-spared-from-the-doj-and-ftc-investigations-into-large-tech-companies.120736/

Already happened you dumb biatch

[james]

Thinking that teaching political science is a respectable profession

Bitch Im teaching the greatest minds of tomorrow

[shosta]

You mean you're inducting them into the ponzi scheme of post-grad grant-begging in an inconsequential academic field

[james]

You mean you're inducting them into the ponzi scheme of post-grad grant-begging in an inconsequential academic field

We've talked about how inappropriate it is for you to visit my linkedin profile every day

[shosta]

I told you I'm not going to stop until you add me to your connections and vouch for my listed skills

[james]

I told you I'm not going to stop until you add me to your connections and vouch for my listed skills

I will vouch for Microsoft Office 2003 and nothing more. The ribbon is going to blow your mind.

[team filler]

STFU, slut

[james]

Fucking james is a poli-sci professor. Wtf.

This is like learning that Atra runs a seduction training site.

Ever wondered why Im always right about everything? Thats why Resetera permed me, they couldnt handle the truth. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I am not a poli-sci professor

[close]

[shosta]

Wait, james, wtf do you teach? My dossier needs updating.

[team filler]

stfu, my slut 

[james]

Wait, james, wtf do you teach? My dossier needs updating.

Intro to marketing. By far the hottest freshmen girls on campus.

Here's a look at the first day of class

[thisismyusername]

How do you guys cut stuff so theyre not squares

You teach people? In our schools?

I'm not an art major, I have a real profession.

The first giant dad who teaches me how to cut things into not squares using MS Paint gets a week of likes.

>has a "real job"
>teaching kids
>can't get a photoshop CC discount through his school

This really activates the almonds.

[james]

How do you guys cut stuff so theyre not squares

You teach people? In our schools?

I'm not an art major, I have a real profession.

The first giant dad who teaches me how to cut things into not squares using MS Paint gets a week of likes.

>has a "real job"
>teaching kids
>can't get a photoshop CC discount through his school

This really activates the almonds.

Nah I get the full creative cloud suite for free, but fuck the magic wand.

Wait until I tell you about the kick-ass posters you can make for conferences using the power of Microsoft PowerPoint. And SPSS can suck my nuts. I roll deep with Excel.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/when-they-see-us-has-sparked-a-boycott-against-central-park-five-prosecutor-linda-fairstein.120743/

Is it just me or is it kinda weird that we are essentially practicing mob internet justice based off TV shows nowadays

t is sort of weird, but when it’s deserved 🤷‍♂️. The problem is when it’s not deserved and the internet mob hurts those that are innocent.

 

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-does-it-mean-to-be-demi-sexual.120654/

So basically demi-sexual is just a polite way of saying creepy stalker...

[Momo]

How do you guys cut stuff so theyre not squares

magic wand tool if the subject is relatively distinct from its background, weaponized autism if it's not

[PogiJones]

James once received positive professor approval ratings from five different students, his highest yet. But then the administration deleted the feedback for being off topic.

[james]

I dont want to break anyone's cover, but I got a private message advising me of the wonders of the Magnetic Lasso tool.

This might come in handy.

Edit: Apparently this is not a feature in Microsoft Paint.

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1135571305766555650

Does this guy actually have info?

[james]

Just got my first early look at some Lion King Pre Order data

Wow.

This will be the biggest Disney launch for July 2019. Not a doubt in my mind

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/when-they-see-us-has-sparked-a-boycott-against-central-park-five-prosecutor-linda-fairstein.120743/

Is it just me or is it kinda weird that we are essentially practicing mob internet justice based off TV shows nowadays

t is sort of weird, but when it’s deserved 🤷‍♂️. The problem is when it’s not deserved and the internet mob hurts those that are innocent.

 

When gun violence occurs but is deserved it's good when it's good.  But guns should be banned when it's bad because it's bad.  Nothing you can do about it   

[Uncle]

use the polygonal lasso and do a series of really short lines, it looks fine and doesn't demand pointer precision of the freehand one

I mean in photoshop

[james]

So in summary, not one person here knows how to  cut stuff so theyre not squares in Microsoft paint.

And you call yourself nerds.

[Uncle]

[james]

 

[Momo]

the fuck are you using paint for you dirty poor

[Lonewulfeus]

Fuck, Mary, Kill

MS Paint, Photoshop, Nintex

Who’s Mary?

[team filler]

fuck, merry, kill, beef

rioutus, roituos, ritous, rioutos

[Momo]

fuck berries, kill carnivores, fill fill fill fill that empty hole inside

[clothedmacuser]

Fuck Mary, kill beef, eat steak.

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1135571305766555650

Does this guy actually have info?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-does-it-mean-to-be-demi-sexual.120654/

So basically demi-sexual is just a polite way of saying creepy stalker...

Free Demi.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-does-it-mean-to-be-demi-sexual.120654/page-2#post-21390568

Demi-Sexual always left me a bit  "I only can delevop sexual attraction to people I have a an emotional connection with.", well yeah it's actually true for a lot of people on some level though perhaps not to such extremes of very low sex drive outside of it ? There's sometimes a touch of smug superiority in ways some people qualify it "I'm impervious to so called perceived hotness" as if normal people were incapable to restrict sexual urges or something and as if there wasn't a lot of declarative, performative theater in that. Whatever float anyone's boat, as far as labels are concerned, I guess.

[Raist]

By far the hottest freshmen girls on campus.

It's 2019 you shitlord, the correct term is freshperson

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/united-states-austria-and-japan-are-against-the-un-project-of-banning-the-content-of-minors-in-anime-manga.120765/

THQ Nordic is Austrian after all.

No, I'm implying they have influence there.

There were multiple people involved, and all of them were higher ups. He wasn't just a marketing agent, but their marketing director. Another was a board member of the company.
They're still a pretty big company, and it would be in their best interests to back the opposition to this.

THQ Nordic, biggest publisher of child pornography, lobbied succesfully against a ban by the United Nations. Where does this rabbit hole end?

[HardcoreRetro]

THQ Nordic, biggest publisher of child pornography

Poor Denmark, finally losing that prestigious first place.

[Vizzys]

at the end of the day a drawing is a drawing
maybe the UN should focus on actual child abuse. like the kind the UN leaves in its wake as "peacekeepers"

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/united-states-austria-and-japan-are-against-the-un-project-of-banning-the-content-of-minors-in-anime-manga.120765/

THQ Nordic is Austrian after all.

No, I'm implying they have influence there.

There were multiple people involved, and all of them were higher ups. He wasn't just a marketing agent, but their marketing director. Another was a board member of the company.
They're still a pretty big company, and it would be in their best interests to back the opposition to this.

THQ Nordic, biggest publisher of child pornography, lobbied succesfully against a ban by the United Nations. Where does this rabbit hole end?

I get when these distinguished mentally-challenged fellows get Sweden and Switzerland mixed up, but Sweden and Austria? They must be from the united states of canadian goose or something.

[daemon]

at the end of the day a drawing is a drawing
maybe the UN should focus on actual child abuse. like the kind the UN leaves in its wake as "peacekeepers"

Yeah, how about the UN wants to outlaw movies, series with crimes in it. War movies too. We shall all watch a sterile gray screen to neuter any deviance.

[BisMarckie]

[VomKriege]

Yeah, sorry, in actuality, I thought they were much bigger (relative to your country) than they actually are.
Obviously, I'm very ignorant of Austrian economics/politics.

[VomKriege]

Yeah, I'm wondering what the current scientific consensus is on requiring all the space ship / mecha pilots in the future having to be naked since that also seems to be a prevailing thing in anime.

[VomKriege]

User Banned (Duration Pending): Using Pedantry to Excuse the Sexualized Depictions of Minors over Multiple Posts

[VomKriege]

Stop living in the middle of nowhere or stop complaining about how there's no doctors or police but plenty of coyotes. Nobody needs to live so far it takes 2 hours to drive to Walmart. Surely there are closer places that's not in Bigfoot's fucking doorstep

Live closer to the center handling your mandated child-size ration.
Rural desertification solved !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/#post-21379759

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

User Banned (Duration Pending): Using Pedantry to Excuse the Sexualized Depictions of Minors over Multiple Posts

perma-banned for using words correctly to try and have an intellectual argument about what the underlying pricniples of the law are intended to do, while having to clarify their own position so as not to get strawmanned as a paedo by someone not exactly debating in 'good faith'.



This is an image of child abuse.
Is the author a child abuser? Is an actual child being abused? Should this therefore be illegal?

Thats akin to the argument that poster was trying to make.

[VomKriege]

ERA loves their emotional blackmail arguments.

The vast majority of legal gun owners don't commit crimes with their guns so I don't understand the problem. If you are uncomfortable with guns don't buy one.

Say that to all the victims of mass shootings. What a fucking disingenuous post.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/page-2#post-21380878

[Momo]

>principles

No one really has those anymore, much less the cream of the pond scum that is REEE

[VomKriege]

Too lucrative of a business with all the alt right otakus for the US and Japan to fight it. This is all sad.

 

[Potato]

ERA loves their emotional blackmail arguments.

The vast majority of legal gun owners don't commit crimes with their guns so I don't understand the problem. If you are uncomfortable with guns don't buy one.

Say that to all the victims of mass shootings. What a fucking disingenuous post.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/page-2#post-21380878

My suggestion is that any society that has a prevailing feeling that it is necessary to own a gun for self defence is a completely broken society that has some serious cultural and social baggage to deal with. I would also suggest that many of those people have deep rooted psychosocial problems that, in almost any other society, would exclude them from owning a gun at all.

[Uncle]

Stop living in the middle of nowhere or stop complaining about how there's no doctors or police but plenty of coyotes. Nobody needs to live so far it takes 2 hours to drive to Walmart. Surely there are closer places that's not in Bigfoot's fucking doorstep

Live closer to the center handling your mandated child-size ration.
Rural desertification solved !

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/#post-21379759

some people aren't privileged enough that they can just live anywhere they want or suddenly uproot their family and lives to move a 2+ hour drive away

this is ridiculously condescending, ableist and classist against the economically disadvantaged and is the same reason we worked so hard to get Adam Orth fired and deplatformed all those years ago

[VomKriege]

ERA loves their emotional blackmail arguments.

The vast majority of legal gun owners don't commit crimes with their guns so I don't understand the problem. If you are uncomfortable with guns don't buy one.

Say that to all the victims of mass shootings. What a fucking disingenuous post.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/page-2#post-21380878

My suggestion is that any society that has a prevailing feeling that it is necessary to own a gun for self defence is a completely broken society that has some serious cultural and social baggage to deal with. I would also suggest that many of those people have deep rooted psychosocial problems that, in almost any other society, would exclude them from owning a gun at all.

The self defence aspect of it is overblown -it's marginal, stat wise- and I don't disagree maybe a problem in itself but rural ownership of guns (hunting rifles often) is not uncommon, traditional, and does have practical / leisure uses.

[HaughtyFrank]

Too lucrative of a business with all the alt right otakus for the US and Japan to fight it. This is all sad.

 

The billion dollar alt-right otaku industry!

Are these guys too stupid to realize that there might also just be opposition on principle? That a drawing is just a drawing is very much an arguable position.

edit:

Go ahead, let it burn. I don't even care if it means the Simpsons movie stops being distributed, or all your favorite animes become illegal to watch. I'll be happy if any kind of pornography gets thrown into a buning trash heap, but even better if said pornography depicts children.
I'm also really curious to see what would Japan do if such a ban were demanded.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/united-states-austria-and-japan-are-against-the-un-project-of-banning-the-content-of-minors-in-anime-manga.120765/post-21408182

 

[Potato]

ERA loves their emotional blackmail arguments.

The vast majority of legal gun owners don't commit crimes with their guns so I don't understand the problem. If you are uncomfortable with guns don't buy one.

Say that to all the victims of mass shootings. What a fucking disingenuous post.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-guns-because-police-is-2-hours-far-from-here.120604/page-2#post-21380878

My suggestion is that any society that has a prevailing feeling that it is necessary to own a gun for self defence is a completely broken society that has some serious cultural and social baggage to deal with. I would also suggest that many of those people have deep rooted psychosocial problems that, in almost any other society, would exclude them from owning a gun at all.

The self defence aspect of it is overblown -it's marginal, stat wise- and I don't disagree maybe a problem in itself but rural ownership of guns (hunting rifles often) is not uncommon, traditional, and does have practical / leisure uses.

I'm a hunter and own a few guns for that purpose so I hope I haven't given you the wrong idea about where I'm coming from. I just have a problem with any society that thinks self-defence is a legitimate reason for owning a gun. It's madness.

[VomKriege]

Too lucrative of a business with all the alt right otakus for the US and Japan to fight it. This is all sad.

 

The billion dollar alt-right otaku industry!

Are these guys too stupid to realize that there might also just be opposition on principle? That a drawing is just a drawing is very much an arguable position

Only Alt Right Otakus from Tyrol secretly stanning for pedos would make such an argument or discuss the merit of legal reasonings in the context of international regulations.

Here's the entirety of Japan's remarks to the UN :
マイ・フリーズ・ピーチ

[VomKriege]

The whole thing also make me realize ERA hadn't had a go at Palmer Luckey for a while. He's apparently still working on detection and imaging for border security.

[BisMarckie]

THQ Nordic, biggest publisher of child pornography

Poor Denmark, finally losing that prestigious first place.

I thought Dennis moved away a while ago?