River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Tektonic]

I’ll wait until it’s released and the voices I trust from that community comment on it. I currently don’t trust CDPR at all.

CDPR CYBERPUNK 2077 
PORT BEGGING for CDPR's WITCHER 3 on SWITCH 

[benjipwns]

end 👏 anti-Ninty 👏 bigotry 👏

[benjipwns]

logged into GOG Galaxy

not only did it stop and demand an update

when it finish the main page came up and had a great big CYBERPUNK 2077 ad right there, right in my face, with the heterocismale and everything

then I started to scroll down and BAM! A HAT IN TIME right there, despite JonTron and everything PewDiePie has done

I can't believe Poland is getting away with this

[Ghoul]

these fuckers gotta pay.

[SmokyDave]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Ah shit, a Haitian guy thinks he can get away with liking the representation of his people in Cyberpunk. Time for Reset to set this guy straight.

Edit: damn, Bossattack dropped his special move.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Ah shit, a Haitian guy thinks he can get away with liking the representation of his people in Cyberpunk. Time for Reset to set this guy straight.

Edit: damn, Bossattack dropped his special move.

yep. It's seriously cool that this guy is excited about it, sadly if you look at the comments (and will probably happen here soon) the tweet is used as an ammunition against people that have any problem about how they are represented.

"Oh no, people will use this as an argument"

 

[Tiops]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

Why the fuck would it be pronounced that way when you clearly separated the words Reset and Era by ter capitalization you fucking idiot?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Ah shit, a Haitian guy thinks he can get away with liking the representation of his people in Cyberpunk. Time for Reset to set this guy straight.

Edit: damn, Bossattack dropped his special move.

Why is everyone writing Haitan, am I missing something here ?

[Tektonic]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Ah shit, a Haitian guy thinks he can get away with liking the representation of his people in Cyberpunk. Time for Reset to set this guy straight.

Edit: damn, Bossattack dropped his special move.

Why is everyone writing Haitan, am I missing something here ?

Spoken like a typical Haitan

(nope, haitans like CDPR representation of Haitians... Cerium's finest doesn't like it...)

[Ghoul]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

why does Barack Obama follow this account

Barack had a rough time with Michelle and was trying to slide into some DM's

[Tektonic]

Isn't it pronounced ReseteraLLC anyway?

[benjipwns]

Why the fuck would it be pronounced that way when you clearly separated the words Reset and Era by ter capitalization you fucking idiot?

he tryin to gaslight us

this is what cishet men do

[Occam]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

Why the fuck would it be pronounced that way when you clearly separated the words Reset and Era by ter capitalization you fucking idiot?

I think you answered your own question.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Typical coon m i rite? 

[Tektonic]

I thought this was Cerium?



 

wait... are they going to close this poll too? https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-almost-2-years-we-finally-know-how-resetera-is-pronounced.123165/page-8

[Cerveza mas fina]

logged into GOG Galaxy

not only did it stop and demand an update

when it finish the main page came up and had a great big CYBERPUNK 2077 ad right there, right in my face, with the heterocismale and everything

then I started to scroll down and BAM! A HAT IN TIME right there, despite JonTron and everything PewDiePie has done

I can't believe Poland is getting away with this

Starting to think it was Poland that attacked first

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/haitian-guy-excited-about-cyberpunk-2077-representation-of-his-people.123211/

Ah shit, a Haitian guy thinks he can get away with liking the representation of his people in Cyberpunk. Time for Reset to set this guy straight.

Edit: damn, Bossattack dropped his special move.

yep. It's seriously cool that this guy is excited about it, sadly if you look at the comments (and will probably happen here soon) the tweet is used as an ammunition against people that have any problem about how they are represented.

"Oh no, people will use this as an argument"

 

Using a tweet from a Haitian guy as ammunition against the people that have problems with a game they haven't played yet is bad and wrong.
Using a tweet from a trans self-proclaimed journalist as ammunition against the people that don't have problems with a game they haven't played it is just and righteous.

[Tiops]

Got a job opportunity from Poland today. Stay safe, Bire.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's awesome to see someone happy about their representation in the game. It's worthwhile.

Have to side-eye some people that are acting smug over the first scent of outward positive minority representation in relation to CPCG though. A video of someone finally feeling represented in a game isn't something to be used to beat the concerns of others away. You're not happy for this person, you're happy for yourself and the game.

It's hilarious to see someone outraged over their assumed representation in a game. It's presumptive.

Have to side-eye some people that are acting indignant over the first scent of controversy in relation to CPCG though. A poorly judged tweet by someone who was then fired isn't something to be used to beat your concerns into others. You're not angry at this game, you're angry at that person and your own perceived life.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's awesome to see someone happy about their representation in the game. It's worthwhile.

Have to side-eye some people that are acting smug over the first scent of outward positive minority representation in relation to CPCG though. A video of someone finally feeling represented in a game isn't something to be used to beat the concerns of others away. You're not happy for this person, you're happy for yourself and the game.

It's hilarious to see someone outraged over their assumed representation in a game. It's presumptive.

Have to side-eye some people that are acting indignant over the first scent of controversy in relation to CPCG though. A poorly judged tweet by someone who was then fired isn't something to be used to beat your concerns into others. You're not angry at this game, you're angry at that person and your own perceived life.

Its the exact same people I expected too

👍

[VomKriege]

My fucking god. We have an Iraq war defense force here. HOLY SHIT. People actually argue that Iraq was invaded in good faith. Here on Era!

How dear, bring the salts.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-oil-tankers-torpedoed-in-the-persian-gulf.122950/page-10#post-21871399

[marrec]

My fucking god. We have an Iraq war defense force here. HOLY SHIT. People actually argue that Iraq was invaded in good faith. Here on Era!

How dear, bring the salts.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-oil-tankers-torpedoed-in-the-persian-gulf.122950/page-10#post-21871399

Love these kind of posts, they read like benji wrote them but you know they're completely earnest.

I hope they have a feinting couch

[BisMarckie]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

[nachobro]

The utter lack of female alts for Hero in Super Smash Bros. is downright appalling.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-utter-lack-of-female-alts-for-hero-in-super-smash-bros-is-downright-appalling.123240/

jesus way to be melodramatic about a child's party game

[marrec]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

What a bunch of nothing.

A couple of pedos grousing about not being able to be pedos openly, you're gunna find that on every discord server with an Anime community tbh

Luckily for us James only likes teenage squids.

[Ghoul]

I think James is our biggest threat of being outed. What is the ratio for squid to human age? You know like dogs etc

[Ghoul]

also lol, oh look discord messages, they're nonces vs GAF that had a few convicted and in jail nonces....

[maninthemirror]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

why does Barack Obama follow this account

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https://www.invader.be/eigenaar-neogaf-beschuldigd-van-seksuele-intimidatie/

I just realised evilore and Obama handshake can be used as an image to prove Obama was palling around with a sexual predator

[marrec]

I think James is our biggest threat of being outed. What is the ratio for squid to human age? You know like dogs etc

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

I don't think that what that user is claiming is remotely what their 'evidence' purports to show.

But by the same token, era routinely condemn people on even flimsier accusations, so, live by the sword, die by the sword.

[VomKriege]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

What a bunch of nothing.

A couple of pedos grousing about not being able to be pedos openly, you're gunna find that on every discord server with an Anime community tbh

Luckily for us James only likes teenage squids.

I didn't really read all that shit in detail but yeah that's the early impression I got too. I find pedos abhorrent but I'm getting fairly desensitized at everyone bludgeoning everyone with the label (or the accusation that there's a concerted effort to cover for them) in order to score internet points for their tribe.

[BisMarckie]

What a bunch of nothing.

[Occam]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

So this guy is in charge of the authoritarian forum known as Resetera?

The very same guy who wrote three novels (Truancy series) about a dystopian society living under an authoritarian regime?
The ironing.

[Momo]

Benji, explain yourself

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

What a bunch of nothing.

A couple of pedos grousing about not being able to be pedos openly, you're gunna find that on every discord server with an Anime community tbh

Luckily for us James only likes teenage squids.

It's really a far cry from some secret pedo ring but cerium not banning users who'd totally get banned if they said that on era could put him in hot waters.

[Ghoul]

I think James is our biggest threat of being outed. What is the ratio for squid to human age? You know like dogs etc

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It's worse than we thought.

[Tasty]

I only fast forwarded through Enter the Void looking for scenes to jerk off to

Pretty much the only reason to watch half of Noe’s output.

Especially irreversible

[KarpalaJoe]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/dont-post-before-im-done-posting-everything-resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

I haven't read the whole thread, but by scrolling through the screengrabs, I noticed that Benji "I [...] fuck five year olds" Pwns aka BenjiSales is now posting under the name BenjiReset in this discord which seems to be at least pedo-adjacent.

Stay safe everyone and DON'T ACCEPT HIS STEAM KEYS!

What a bunch of nothing.

A couple of pedos grousing about not being able to be pedos openly, you're gunna find that on every discord server with an Anime community tbh

Luckily for us James only likes teenage squids.

It's really a far cry from some secret pedo ring but cerium not banning users who'd totally get banned if they said that on era could put him in hot waters.

The fact that they blocked/banned the member in question for raising the problem or the fact that all of this happened before some admin eyes are quite problematic though. That's not how you deal with that kind of problems.

That may fly over The Bore's head but I really doubt more right leaning websites that were Resetera's target will let it slip.

[VomKriege]

If you want revenge against a HOA if they won’t let you do stuff outside like in your garden just get some Japanese Knotweed seeds and spread it all around the neighbourhood.

It’s incredibly hard to remove and grows fast. It’s hell.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-homeowner-associations.122955/page-5#post-21855407

[Japanese knotweed] can crack tarmac, block drains, undermine foundations and invade homes.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40899108

[Ghoul]

pearl harbor: Garden Warfare.

[RyoonZ]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

So this guy is in charge of the authoritarian forum known as Resetera?
(Image removed from quote.)
The very same guy who wrote three novels (Truancy series) about a dystopian society living under an authoritarian regime?
The ironing.

 

[BisMarckie]

Crazy idea: Instead of acting like a passive aggressive cigarillo after getting cucked by your HOA, maybe you should voice your opinion you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

[BisMarckie]

Crazy idea: Instead of acting like a passive aggressive cigarillo after getting made into a giant dad by your HOA, maybe you should voice your opinion you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I just wanted to see how many word-filtered words I could fit into a sentence and still remain on topic. 

[marrec]

OP posts long "expose" showing a secret discord where ERA members grouse about not being able to say "I want to fuck a 16 y/o" on ERA, multiple GAFers pretend to be shocked, when suddenly:

I hate ResetEra, but somebody has to say it. “Underage” doesn’t mean “pedo”. “Pedophile” is for PREpubescent children, generally aged 12 and below. Being attracted to 16 year olds doesn’t make you a pedophile. (Late) Teenage sexuality is neither illegal nor immoral, and fictional depictions of teenage relationships are entirely appropriate, given that it is a particularly formative time in people’s lives where fiction can have something worthwhile to say

Who needs a secret discord!

[HaughtyFrank]

If you want revenge against a HOA if they won’t let you do stuff outside like in your garden just get some Japanese Knotweed seeds and spread it all around the neighbourhood.

It’s incredibly hard to remove and grows fast. It’s hell.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fuck-homeowner-associations.122955/page-5#post-21855407

[Japanese knotweed] can crack tarmac, block drains, undermine foundations and invade homes.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40899108

Spreading an invasive plant just to stick it to your homeowner association 

[Ghoul]

Crazy idea: Instead of acting like a passive aggressive cigarillo after getting made into a giant dad by your HOA, maybe you should voice your opinion you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I just wanted to see how many word-filtered words I could fit into a sentence and still remain on topic. 

[BisMarckie]

Who needs a secret discord!

If you want to live out your ephebophilia and other urges that are not accepted by society just come to the Bire's official furry thread sponsored by james.

[marrec]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

I'll give you a TLDR:

A few questionable weebs on an ERA Nintendo Discord server complain about people misunderstand their questionable sexual tastes, Cerium rightfully ignores user who demands they be banned from ERA based on these messages.

[BisMarckie]

Don't forget that BenjiReset KNEW about everything.

[nachobro]

if it was resetti examining any other site and seeing this, they'd have a meltdown. but when it's their own....

[marrec]

if it was resetti examining any other site and seeing this, they'd have a meltdown. but when it's their own....

Same with any insular site that has beef with another site

Dude in that GAF thread defends the weebs questionable sexual tastes and barely gets a mention cause they're too busy pretending to feint over a half-dozen ERAns lmao

[nachobro]

resetti's beef is with literally every website that isn't theirs

[KarpalaJoe]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

"I'm going below 18, but above 12 ofc".

Marrec you can stop defend your friends over Resetera because you fear for your account. You're ain't slick.

[Great Rumbler]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

Alright, here are the interesting comments from that screenshot:

[marrec]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

"I'm going below 18, but above 12 ofc".

Marrec you can stop defend your friends over Resetera because you fear for your account. You're ain't slick.

I'm permed dumbass

[nachobro]

for not wanting to fuck kids?

[marrec]

for not wanting to fuck kids?

Probably I dunno

[KarpalaJoe]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

"I'm going below 18, but above 12 ofc".

Marrec you can stop defend your friends over Resetera because you fear for your account. You're ain't slick.

I'm permed dumbass

You want your account back then.

Maybe try your luck in that discord, I'm sure you'll feel at home.

[Uncle]

I don't think I knew marrec was permed 

[marrec]

Someone transcribe the worst comments from that pedo thread's screenshots;  I aint got time to read all of that.

"I'm going below 18, but above 12 ofc".

Marrec you can stop defend your friends over Resetera because you fear for your account. You're ain't slick.

I'm permed dumbass

You want your account back then.

Maybe try your luck in that discord, I'm sure you'll feel at home.

I'm not in the super secret Nintendo Discord but I am in the super secret Sony discord